#dadpool

[fuyuthefoxwriter]

Love this

Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.

Fic link here!

[princessbutler1316]

The fact that Wade is one of the most insane characters in comics, has a list of crimes the size of Mount Everest or larger, mentally unstable, multiple enemies and crazy exes, and 207 more bad things about him.

BUT THAT DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM HAVING ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS IN COMICS AND BEING A GOOD FATHER

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*wade doesn't knock this time, he just tries the handle*

@d-adpool

*it's not open because Peter's an anxious mess on his good days but it clicks open after a moment. He's curled up in a ball on the couch with Terminator 2 streaming on the TV.*

[waywardsou2]

Post movie headcanons: Wade X Logan and the girls

I have a few head canons about Post Movie Logan and Wade regarding the movies resident children.

- It's clear that Logan's world didn't have an X 23 and if they did he never met her. He didn't have a Laura. However part of me believes he had a Jubilee because of how easy it was for Logan to get along with Laura. This might be false reasoning but it just feels right. I think he had a Jubilee in his world that he cared for a lot and he lost her. Which adds to why he was so heartbroken. Not only did he lose his family (again) but he lost a lover (I am sure he had something going on with Morph in his world) and he lost a daughter, Jubilee.

- This is why he ends up being so close to Laura. And I think him and Wade either A) find an apartment down the hall and move in the three of them (Wade's glad to have his own space but he could never be too far away from Al) or they let Laura live in that house coz it's close enough because she's still a kid but let's face it 2 people in a one person apartment is rough. 3 is a stretch and 4 would just be a night mare so yeah.

- I also think because Laura needed some mutant friends her age that Yukio and Negasonic come and visit and even stay over quite often. I don't know the comic lore but from the movies I'm either guessing they don't have parents or they have parents who don't want them. And clearly Wade and Yukio have some cute little thing going on so why would she visit. And as snarky as Negasonic is I think they love each other too. So yeah they visit.

- In the end Wade and Logan unofficially become fathers of three young teenage girls and they form this happy family of mismatched misfits. (Clearly none of them could pass as related (well except made Logan and Laura) so they always make up some crazy story whenever they have to tell it)

- Whenever Yukio and Negasonic come to visit Wade always goes to the effort to make waffles (don't ask me why this detail was just stuck in my head. I don't even like waffles so I have no idea why I was thinking about them) He makes them with fruit and buys that special cream that is made for whipping. None of that shit out of a can. Oh no, only the best for his the girls.

- At some point Logan tells Wade (and by extention the girls) about Jubilee. About how he saved her from the sentinels and ever since then she had hung around him and they eventually really bonded. He thought he lost her so many times but in the end he was able to save her. Until he wasn't. And he says how much he misses her and when he starts crying he even says "They took away my little girl" and for once Wade can't even bring himself to joke because of how raw this wound really is.

I have more but I didn't want the post to be too long so click here for part 2

[transexualpirate]

girldad wade and his two beautiful inhuman daughters <3

[pxparkerr]

she’s so much like him

[fuckoffwade]

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[nullio]

You know damn well Deadpool loves being a girl dad, half the time when he and Ellie have tea parties and dress up it's DP who suggests it

He unabashedly wears his fingernails messily painted and branishes his pink feather boa and tiara like a badge of honor. He loves his daughter so much

It's also customary in the Wilson/Camacho household that if you visit, you're getting a make over if you like it or not

Just picturing Ellie and Wade having a daddy/daughter date and getting dressed up for ice cream is the best image ever. I know their relationship is usually reserved for angst but I'd kill for a mainstream comic to have a happy story

[adhd-winterfalcon]

when will we get an animated deadpool movie with White and Yellow ?? i need to see them as thought boxes and also have them be voiced by different actors ty

ALSO PLEASEEEEEE GIVE US DADPOOL AND ELLIE IM BEGGING YOU

[peterparker-who]

I GOT YOU CHOCOLATE COVERED CRICKETS

i know that sounds freaky but just try themmm the spider part of your dna will go feral for them and it will fix you. 100% guarantee

@d-adpool

"Helwo kitty bowl and I wil try!"

[mochabonesblog]

I know, she really doesn't.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Me to MJ about @d-adpool

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*Peter wakes up to that groggy, napped-when-I-didn't-mean-to feeling of the late afternoon. He opens his still stinging eyes to see Mayday passed out next to him, sleeping on MJ's arm. They're sweet freckled faces are the best thing in the world to wake up to any time.*

*The next thing he notices in is the pressure on his back and the arm still draped around him protectively, @d-adpool snuggled up tight to his back. This would be the perfect moment if there wasn't a nagging emptiness at the back of his head, a hollowness to his chest that still makes it hard to breathe. He takes a slow, careful breath, and then sighs. He doesn't want to be alone, even if it means rudely waking someone up.*

*He turns his head and whispers.*

Wade?

[transexualpirate]

ellie camacho deserves the world btw

[mochabonesblog]

CHAOS MENTORSHIP OF EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

Daddy in this context is dadpool. As they pointed out a few pages earlier,

YA NASTY gwens a kid to him!

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

@d-adpool your sad drunk face

Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka