#dead as fuck

[stephengloversgf]

This is how I’m feeling today

[soupct123]

she is a momther bird carrying her eggs west for the winter

[cxrrodedcoffin]

can’t watch the exorcism scene in beetlejuice without immediately thinking of dead as f**k by motionless in white thanks to their immaculate use of otho’s “let now the dead come alive” and i think that’s beautiful

[theyarnzombie]

Wait for it…

[ch4p3lofbl00d]

Graveyard Lovers~Ricky Horror

Ricky's Pov:

I'm on my way to the graveyard to find my lover's grave. She died last week, due to getting hit by a car. I was away on tour when it happened, and I regret leaving her alone so much. She was the most beautiful thing in the whole world. I would come home and see Dexter and Y/N curled up on the couch together, usually watching some kind of horror movie or music video. I smiled, thinking about all the fun times that we had together.

Hopefully, reincarnating her will bring her back. I can't live my life without her. I just arrived at the cemetery, and I could already feel the cold night's breeze. I grabbed my shovels and started digging, gonna be here for awhile.

I sighed, happily as I hit something hard with my shovel. I threw the shovel and slowly opened the casket. There she was, as beautiful as ever. I smiled and slowly picked Y/N up. I stared at her gorgeous face. Even in death, she's the prettiest person ever. I moved her black and red hair out of her face, and kissed her softly. Her lipstick stains like acid rain. Dissolving the way of my sense of restraint.

I pull back from the kiss, and see her eyes open sightly. What the fuck? I must be dreaming. I closed my eyes and pinched myself, and when I opened them, there she was staring at me. I felt hot tears come to my eyes as I saw her awake in my arms. Your skin like winter, I felt you shiver. I smiled as more tears started falling down.

Her soft, cold, hand touched my face. I smiled, and said "Y/N is that really you?" I saw her nod, confused and say "yes, ofc it's me Ricky". I smiled, and pulled her into a hug and started sobbing. "I thought I lost you. You got ran over with a car and I thought that I lost you for good".

I saw Y/N look confused, then I saw tears fall down her beautiful face. "I love you so much Ricky. I'll never leave you again" I looked at Y/N, and wiped her tears. "I love you more baby, trust me I do" I saw her shake her head, smiling, and say "nope impossible. I love you more Richard Allen Olson" I shooked my head, while smiling "I love you more. Come on my Graveyard Baby, we have work to do"

I heard Y/N giggle, and I smiled. I'm so happy to have her back. My horror queen, my little Hatefuck, my everything. I put her in the back of my hearse, and let's just say that she's going to town with her lips on my boomstick cause she never tricks, she only treats ;)

Thank you for reading! :) <3

[reapskey]

🥀i don’t know what’s wrong with me.dreaming for a dream for what reason🪦

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

New Show is released. New Show is loved by many viewers. New Show is not yet renewed. social media campaigns for renewal of New Show. PSAs to play episodes of New Show on loop in the background to get viewership up for New Show. urgency to binge New Show so they see good views for New Show. pleading and begging and tagging special media accounts to get another season of New Show. New Show is cancelled. social media outcry and petitions to save New Show trend for a week. New Show is not picked up. New Show says cancelled. they start making a New New Show and it all starts the fuck over again. I gotta be honest I'm really fucking tired of this shit

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[doctorhomo]

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

[butchdykekondraki]

all queer discourse could be stopped if we all just remembered that in the eyes of conservative fascists we're all dirty queers polluting their kids minds who need to be eradicated at all costs

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[visenyaism]

gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here

[blessyouhawkeye]

watched neil gaiman's new gay pandering show today and it's kind of indescribable. created by destiel king steve yockey and starring the actress who played rowena on spn. episode directed by legendary lesbian filmmaker cheryl dunye. canon fujoshi character who talks about her explicit yaoi. an amnesiac medium named crystal palace. gaiman's typical vaguely autistic hugely gay dandy who's never been kissed but also literally every man he meets wants to fuck him so bad it makes them clinically insane. also he's a ghost and died in an accidental demonic sacrifice in 1916. and he tries to confess his love to his best friend and is interrupted by being sent to hell. he then confesses successfully while his best friend is bringing him out of hell in a named orpheus and eurydice allusion. this show needs 12 seasons.

[romansroys]

tweeting this less than 24 hours before your colleagues publicly vote you out of your job is so funny