#dead cop

[spazzrights]

“Thou Shalt Not” A.L. Schafer (1940)

Photo mocking the Hayes Code

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[attyattlaw]

survivor's guilt

[bluerosefox]

Possessed Pearl's

You know how in some ghost stories sometimes its not a person or a land that's haunted but the items?

Well what if, when looking for a mother's day gift for his mom, Danny is looking around a pawn shop and finds a necklace, it's missing some pearls but it's just enough to pass off as a decent gift. Danny humms but decides against it and goes to leave it....

That was until he gasped out blue frost and spots a ghostly woman appear out of the necklace with a somber smile. She isn't as seeable as the other ghosts in Amity though, meaning she doesn't have enough ectoplasm on her own (that might change the longer she's in Amity and around Danny though) and that right now only Danny can see her.

And Danny well... hes been doing his hero gig for a bit now, might go and ask if there was anything he can do to help.

And later Danny's good deed... bites him back. Oh boy. Because now he has the Bats looking into Amity Park... Wait what do you mean Martha is now strong enough to be seen?!

[nerdpoe]

Danny had to throw a duplicate of himself in front of Robin to protect the kid and the duplicate died. But because Gotham is so oversaturated with polluted ecto, the duplicate didn't dissolve.

Also immediately afterwards Danny dipped, because he was in his civvies and didn't wanna deal with a rogue that wasn't his.

The problem is that the duplicate died of a stab wound, from a katana. A katana made by the League of Assassins. The bigger problem is that all CCTV were fried and there's no recording.

The slightly ever so larger problem than that is that Robin tried to save him, and was therefore covered in blood and standing over a corpse when a nosy journalist snapped a photo.

Gotham is abuzz with the news that Robin is a killer.

The bats set to work to find out who the boy was and gather evidence to prove Robin's innocence.

Oracle tries to trace the kids footsteps by running facial recognition-and holy shit the kid is still alive. He's popping up all around Gotham, seeming to randomly teleport or just appear out of thin air.

Definitely a meta.

So they start the hunt for the only witness to the murder-the victim himself.

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

"What happened?😠"

"He attacked me😢"

"No Dan-DAAA-🫨"

[amygdalae]

have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

[srdcovka]

lee tang fullfiling his personal goals and gaining confidence after becoming a professional murderer is so funny

[lesbian-octoling]

my little. squiddy

[nibeul]

my favorite theory rn is that hobie killed the cop captain that was a part of his "canon event".

[lesbianaelwen]

I've been wondering when they were going to look into Jace bc he helped the Abernants sneak into the school during prompocalypse to get the crown and that just never came up again lol

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

Bitches be like "I'm fine"

Then listen to their dead poets society playlist at 6:30 a.m

I am bitches.

[andi-o-geyser]

i love my boys in blue (the 501st Legion of the Grand Army of the Republic)

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

I love kanaya and karkat, they're like siblings, like besties-but-not-quite, karkat looks up to her because she's like the only troll who's comfortable showing respect for others and who he feels at least kind of gets him, and kanaya's like "he helps me feel like my life isn't drastically different and I haven't lost everything I used to love from my childhood"

like they love each others but not in a relationship way or a friendship way their existence just makes them feel a little more validated and comforted

[spilladabalia]

Springa of SS Decontrol.

[swampstew]

Movie night on the Victoria Punk Part III ~ WALL-E (2008)

. . . Anytime during the movie at all . . .

HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY TRYING HIS BEST FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!