#deal💥

[chloesimaginationthings]

Y’all know that ancient Schmidt technique in FNAF

[theelmoarchive]

An extreme cringe Jam post because ‼️‼️‼️ i am free

Id like to remind everyone that they are cringefail losers 🎉🎉🎉

Also please Ignore that I mispelled mischievous

[alienstickerz]

They’re sooo stupid and goofy who’s gonna explode them

[roboyomo]

non-canonical kenix anatomy because Sure

[definitelynotshouting]

You have created such a profoundly miserable situation for grian my god. all his friends are trying to cure him but he is not even sick. he is just built this way. he can choose to torture or starve or die and he is so, so tired of torture and starvation. i can't stop thinking about the agony of trying to create another clever game or bit or prank all while hunger induced brain fog claws at the inside of your skull. Puts him in a pringles tube

man i cant wait for [TRAIN PASSES BY] so you guys can see what happens when [VERY LOUD FOGHORN] and how he ends up [ANOTHER TRAIN PASSES BY BUT THIS TIME IT CRASHES, KILLING ME INSTANTLY] 👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙏🥰🥰🥰🥰

[citricacidprince]

You’ve heard of “She would NOT be a mother” now get ready for its sequel “He would ABSOLUTELY be a father”

[pestilentbrood]

And that’s it that’s the entire plotline between these three

[starheirxero]

[rez anon]

EARTH WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU

'oh we made sure he knew we still loved him' yeah fuckin sure Moon the definitely felt the love when you left him fucking homeless.

'He's developed several bad coping mechanisms'

OK THEN FUCKING HELP HIM?!?!? YOU HAD BAD COPING MECHANISMS TOO?!

'Oh he said it was an accident but we don't know if it was a one time thing so we're gonna kick him out to protect the kids'

Moon was it a one time thing when you let killcode out to kill? You think you're ANY safer???

'I will always be your brother, I will always look out for you.'

Aint that the same fuckin thing you told Lunar? Cus you sure as he'll didn't follow up on that.

Gond fucking forgive Lunar act like Eclipse

Ill talk more later

WATCHED THE EP U SENT THIS ABOUT JUST NOW AND YEAH. YEAH.

I AM... JUST. BAFFLED. I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED. THERE'S NO WAY THIS HAS ALL BECOME "FOR THE KIDS' SAFETY." The way Earth just immediately understood why they kicked Lunar out is just,,, augh. Yes Moon I'm sure Lunar felt the love just dripping from your statement of "you're lucky you're still even considered family." 😭

YEA THE WAY THEY TALKED ABT HOW LUNAR'S WAS COPING MESSED ME UP ACTUALLY. Like, the whole interaction of,,, "He's hidden so much from me." "That's just how he is." "I don't like how he is then." LIKE OH,,, OH. OW!!! YK??? LIKE FUCK. On one hand I am so painfully aware of the celestial family's perspective on this, and I know that Lunar has avoided proper help before. But on the other hand THAT FEELS LIKE SUCH AN UTTERLY CRUSHING THING TO SAY.

It just feels like,,, you got a look under their cheery little mask for the first time and saw all the gross anger and unhealed trauma underneath and you decided that's just... it? Earth, who stuck out for Eclipse, saw anger and resentment in Lunar and said she doesn't like who they are anymore??? Like. Am I reaching here or does that feel unfair?!?!!!

AND HONESTLY THE KILL CODE POINT. YEAH. Like again I get it. Yes it would suck to risk having repeats of this incident. But also like. The other family members have shit too that could be regarded with the same weird caution and it's like. cmon. I'm starting to wonder if it really is just a matter of Lunar being too astral to fit in with their entirely robot family, yk???

Like. Idk. Vague hand motions. Nexus fans I'm sorry I never understood you until now HSJABDJSN

[sunb0ts]

hiring entry level and no prior law office experience required do I apply and get my boss exposed for murder guys

[mangocurist]

im gonna do something stupid tomorrow so fingers crossed i can either get really sick in the span of like 30 minutes or i can get theough the day without wanting to bash my head through the wall

[scarlet-herring]

as someone who’s never liked timsteph i find it so funny that i just accidentally talked myself into a revrob au of them. revrob au where war games happens, steph (~15) gets captured & tortured, except this time tim (~16) comes in to try & help but due to [unforeseen circumstances] no one comes as backup, and they’re both tortured, leading to steph’s red hood era via being resurrected somehow by arthur brown and tim’s oracle era brought on via complications due to torture.

tim’s the one person steph won’t target, and steph’s the one person tim can’t really get angry with about killing, because they get it.

[invertedspoon]

oh fuck get that blonde man outta my head

[heartbeetz]

Also I'm still several episodes away from the episode I'm referring to here so I'm not gonna post the clip yet. But I will post the script. I love that one scene where Michael asks KᎥtt for money (car who has a little atm of sorts in him don't worry about it) and it's like:

"I ALWAYS call you partner >:/"

[tinieoreos]

😡 Grumpy Kacchan. ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)💢 ft. Caregiver!Izuku & Tiny!Katsuki

“Cmere Kacchan, I think you need some quiet time.” Izuku says with a small chuckle and holds his arms open with a smile.

Kacchan throws his crayon on the table with a huff as he gets up and shuffles over on his knees with a frown, his arms begrudgingly crossed against his chest until he stops right in front of Zuku, glaring at him menacingly.

Izuku waits patiently as he watches Kacchan slowly scoot over and let out a little whine, turning his head away and looking from his papa’s smiling face defiantly. Papa’s silly, little smile wont make him cave this time, nope.. nuh uh. He sneakily (not really..) peeks over to see if his caregiver moved an inch while he boldly flashes him a proud, little smirk that screams ‘Nope. Not doing what you want today, Zuku.’ to show him who’s boss and he notices that Zuku’s trying to hold in a laugh…

Feeling Utterly offended, his smirk drops into a frowny little pout and he lets out another annoyed whine at not getting the reaction he wanted. But before he could think of his next evil plan to get out of quiet time, he squeaks out a suprised noise when he’s pulled down into his caregiver’s arms.

“Fussy, fussy baby!” Izuku says between laughs and playfully scoops up his little one in his arms and tickles him all over, making his little pout disappear instantly and be replaced with little giggles instead. He blows little raspberries on his cheek to hear his baby laugh and smile, he loves his pretty baby so, so much.

After things have calmed down, Kacchan sits in his lap and clings to him koala style, burying his face in his papa’s neck and whining softly with a pout, his eyelids growing more heavy by the second as he clings to him. “‘m sleepy zuku..” he mumbles out quietly and relaxes against his chest as his eyes start to close. “Then sleep baby, I’ll be right here when you wake up, okay?” Izuku whispers and gently rubs little circles in his back to soothe him, gently rocking him to sleep.

Izuku can feel the grip on his sweatshirt slowly begin to loosen up and he cards his fingers through his little one’s hair, lightly scratching at his scalp to further relax him and he has to restrain everything in him not to laugh and end up shaking him awake at seeing his frown slowly disappear off his face and the corners of his mouth turning up into a happy, sleepy little smile.

My baby.. He smiles to himself and plants a kiss on his forehead and watches as he falls asleep in his arms, there’s no place he’d rather be than right here with his little one, Goodnight Kacchan.❤️

(God, this has been sitting in my drafts for so long, this was superr self indulgent and i wrote it when i was going through a tough time :’) so it means alot to meee,, meowmeow :3 )

[ladykissingfish]

I’m sorry; I accidentally deleted the ask, but here’s the “Friends or More?” ItaDei you asked for, @roses-in-the-cheeks 😊

*at a camp sight for the night*

Itachi: Dei? *lightly shakes Deidara’s shoulder* Wake up; it’s your turn to keep watch.

Deidara: *yawns and stirs, sitting up* Already? Feels like I just laid down, hm.

Itachi: I know what you mean. Out on missions like this, no time sleeping is ever enough.

Deidara: *moves to sit on the log and tosses another stick on the low fire* Well go to sleep, Uchiha. No offense but those eye bags look even worse than usual, hm. You — hey! 

Itachi, startled: What?!

Deidara: Your nose, it’s bleeding. K-kinda hard …

Itachi: *looks down and is mildly surprised to see blood trickling down his face* Oh, damn …

Deidara: *roots around in his pack and comes up with a bit of cloth* Here, hm .. hold this under there. I can’t believe you didn’t feel it.

Itachi: *wads it up and tilts his head back, holding the material to his nostrils* Happens so much, I barely notice it anymore.

Deidara: Sasori used to tell me that nosebleeds happen when the air is too dry. But then again he told me a lot of things that turned out to be lies, so —

Itachi, softly: You can’t carry this around inside of you forever.

Deidara, sighing: Just … just get your nose to stop so you can go to bed already, hm. I don’t want to talk about him anymore.

Itachi: Alright. 

*the two sit quietly for awhile, Itachi holding the cloth to his nose and Deidara staring into the fire*

Deidara, speaking suddenly, quietly: He should have just left me the fuck alone. If he hadn’t made me fall for him, his stupid death wouldn’t be hurting so damn much, hm. And he’s probably in heaven or hell or wherever he went, laughing at me.

Itachi: I really doubt that, Deidara. He loved you, too. So much. He never would have willingly left you behind.

Deidara: *snorts* Yeah, right.

Itachi: No, it’s the truth. You remember how often I used to visit his lab? Those check-ups and hour-long transfusions he used to give me? Do you know what he spent all of  that time talking about? YOU. His precious Deidara. How beautiful Deidara is. How funny Deidara is. How happy Deidara made —

Deidara: *gruffly clears his throat; when he speaks his voice sounds thick, as if near tears* Okay, okay, I get it. *quickly wipes his hand across his eyes* Y-you done being all bloody yet?

Itachi: *cautiously moves the cloth away from his nose; the bleeding’s stopped* Yeah.

Deidara: Then go to sleep, Uchiha. You’ve only got a few hours here, we leave at first light.

Itachi: *lays on his side and closes his eyes* Okay. Goodnight.

Deidara: ‘Night. And Itachi?

Itachi: Yes?

Deidara, blushing: T-thanks, hm.

Itachi: *smiles* Welcome.

[dandeleon]

i needs 2 stop being the worlds clingiest guy evar oughhhgbhbsjgsjdb