#derek morgan headcanon

[ddejavvu]

can i request a derek fic where readers also in BAU and they’re married and everytime someone says “morgan” both her and derek turn around or show up and the teams figuring out how to differentiate the morgan’s and dereks just all smug like “yeah she’s MY wife”

i love you’re writing btw!!!🩷

"Morgan?" Penelope calls from the kitchen, "You're scheduled for a retake of your ID photo today at 12!"

The responses she gets are a, 'What?' from you, and a, 'What'd you say?' from your husband. You blink bewilderedly at him, and relish the way that his grin lights up the room between you, like a sunbeam shot into your chest.

"Oh, not you," Penelope huffs, peering over the open door of the fridge to glance between you two, "I meant the pretty one!"

"That doesn't narrow it down, babygirl," Derek raises an amused brow at her, drumming his pen on the wood surface of his desk, "You talking to me or my wife?"

"Your wife!" Penelope all but snaps, "Derek, your ego is so inflated."

"It's your fault," You tease Penelope, who withdraws from the fridge with a can of soda and a slightly guilty expression on her face, "I seem to remember you answering just about a thousand of his phone calls with, 'Ahoy there, sexy'."

"Stop," She pleads regretfully, cracking the tab on her soda can with more force than she needs to, "Don't- stop! I didn't know you two were- were hitched! -were canoodling! I never would have talked about his abs if I'd known he was taken."

"It's okay," You promise her, and you really mean it, because you know for all of their sex-crazed banter, they're friends to the highest degree, and Derek is faithful to you. "Penelope, if it weren't for you, he wouldn't know how to paint nails."

"It's true," Derek nods, grabbing your hand to showcase the baby blue color he'd applied for you just yesterday, "You're my personal trainer, P.G."

She surrenders with a sigh, and you're glad that she seems to not harbor any real guilt, because you'd hate for her to be burdened with it. She leans in to peer at your hand Derek has on display, and when she looks closely at your ring finger, her nose scrunches in a grimace.

"You got it on her cuticles, Derek," She chides, disapproval apparent in her tone that makes your chest shake in a gleeful laugh, "Have I taught you nothing?"

[spideyswebhead]

hi indie, can you write a derek morgan fic where they meet at the bau for the first time and the team finds out she used to be a model who was semi famous but she only did it to get herself through school, maybe their on a case and someone recognizes her at the police station? (she/her pronouns please and thank you)

Another Life | Derek Morgan

I love this prompt and it's been so fun to write about! I hope you enjoy it and I did the prompt right. And first time really writing Derek so I hoped I did that right too lol

I did randomize the fake name for (Y/N), so if that happens to be your name I will be impressed and also apologize.

If you want (Y/N) to have your name instead, on laptop/pc download "interactive fic" and change (Y/N) to your name instead.

Pairing | Derek Morgan x Reader

Summary | An officer revealed a different side of (Y/N)'s like and she becomes nervous for everyone's reaction and teasing that could come her way. Especially Derek's opinion of her.

Content | Reader being nervous Derek will think less of her for modeling, it's brief.

Word Count | 1.0K

(Y/N) followed everyone else into the police office, listening as Hotch introduced all of them until he got to her, gesturing to (Y/N) for the detective. “This is agent (L/N),” Hotch tells her, (Y/N) put on a friendly smile as she shook the detective’s hand. Barely seeing one head snap up from one of the desks and look at her, she glanced at them, seeing a look in their eye she couldn’t identify, but decided to ignore it and put her full focus on the detective in front of her. “Nice to meet you.”

“Thank you for coming, we have you set up over here.”

Throughout the day (Y/N) felt like she had more eyes on her. A curious look at first, like they were trying to figure something out, but it would disappear when she would catch one officer looking at her. Then she noticed the looks had become whispers when her back was turned but when she would turn around they would immediately stop, it was becoming really annoying. Why the hell were they looking at her?

“Is there a problem?” (Y/N) finally just said to one officer who tried to look busy after whispering to his co-worker.

He seemed to jump when (Y/N) called him out, looking like a kid caught red handed in a cookie jar as he stared at (Y/N). “I’m sorry,” He squeaked finally after trying to find his words. “But are you Elizabeth Bird?”

“What?”

The officer started rummaging at a desk and pulled out a glossed magazine page, (Y/N) eyes widened in horror as she immediately recognized the cover. A similar one stuffed in a box hiding somewhere in her closet. “I heard your name and I immediately recognized you, I’ve been trying to figure out if it is you! Because I’m such a huge fan of your work.” He held out the photo of (Y/N), years younger and barely dressed in the photo. Horror washed over her body and completely froze.

“Now what is this?” Derek took the photo from the officer as he looked at the old photo, Emily coming over to peer over his shoulder to examine the photo. “Sugar, when did you do this?”

“Oh God, please stop looking.” (Y/N) whines as she tries to snatch the photo from Derek’s hands, but he just lifted it higher and stepped away from (Y/N) grasp. “C’mon, Derek! Please!”

“You look amazing!” Emily exclaimed as she got a better look and (Y/N) groaned in response.

“C’mon, when did you do this?”

“It doesn’t matter, give it back, Morgan!” (Y/N) was able to grab the page and she balled it up and tossed it at the officer, who jumped and tried to catch the crinkled page. Looking disappointed on his page being ruined, but (Y/N) could care less about the officer's feelings. She took a breath and turned away from Morgan and Emily, who seemed to be trying to make light of the situation. And saved by the bell, Garcia called Emily and the attention was off her and back to the case.

She had hoped everyone would forget about the little information that had come out about her past. It’s not like (Y/N) was ashamed of it, she loved that little moment of her life and she did. She loved looking at those old photos she had kept all these years, glad to have some photos of herself back then and it was a crazy confidence booster too sometimes. The toxic environment wasn’t worth it and not something she missed. But it was the view of all her co-workers, especially Derek. She didn’t want him to think of her less because she posed for magazine’s when previous relationship’s have judged her on some level for doing what she had to to get herself through school. And their relationship was going so well, she didn’t want this to get in the way of their relationship.

She was surprised when Derek sat with her on the plane and she prepared herself for the jokes going to be thrown her way. Nothing happened though. “Really, nothing?”

Derek looked at (Y/N) and raised his eyebrow to her, holding back a smile to her. “What, sugar?”

“C’mon, I know you have something to say. Someone always does.”

“About what? The picture?”

“What else would I be talking about, Derek?”

“I have nothing to say, sugar.” It was quiet for a moment before he continued. “Well, mainly. Why?”

“I needed money for college, saw an ad and got into the work. Got a whole agent and everything. It paid for all my debt too so that was a bonus.” She grinned at that fact and Derek's eyes widened at that.

“Damn, sugar.” Derek laughed, impressed. “You gotta get me into the business.”

(Y/N) smiles and leans forward. “If you want to get into the business, you need to figure out how to pose first.” 

“What do you mean “figure out how to pose”? I am great at posing!”

“Are you?”

The look of how offended Derek was caused (Y/N) to start laughing, feeling more at ease that her team knows about that little side of her life. Maybe she could show more of her life without worry of judgment for once in her life, showing how proud she is of her work.

“So you aren’t offended I did this work?”

Derek almost laughed at that comment, holding back when he saw how serious (Y/N) was about this. “Sugar, I could care less. I’m more surprised you never told me about Elizabeth Bird!”

“It’s cause-” She faltered, beginning to wonder if she should get into this now. “Some people haven’t in the past. I worried you would be the same.”

Derek softened at that and placed his hand on her own, giving a little squeeze. “I don’t mind. And I get to see those photos now instead of all those people. Their lost.”

“What makes you think you’ll be seeing my photos?” She raised an eyebrow up to him.

“I saw one photo. I gotta see the rest of them now, you can’t hide them from me anymore, sugar.”

[weirdmorefics]

Ofc no spoilers! I was just gonna ask for a daughter reader! For Derek where readers 3/4 and she’s a very big daddy’s girl ! I don’t really have a story to follow so:)

A/N- I wasn't sure if you wanted a story or headcanons so I just went with some good old headcanons. Hope you like it!

Being Derek Morgan’s Young Daughter Would Include...

Derek having the most intense interviews to find you the perfect babysitter while he is on cases

You begging your Dad not to leave every single case

Your begging puppy eyes break his heart every time

Lots of calls on the phone when he is away on cases

Penelope spoiling you constantly with gifts

Derek begging Penelope to stop buying you clothes because you have wayyy too many

Dress up with Penelope

Waiting for your Dad with Penelope in her office

Playing with all of her trinkets on her desk

Getting jealous when your Dad calls Penelope pet names

Derek laughing and assuring you that you will always be his number-one girl

Spencer showing you magic tricks

Derek giving you tips on how to tease and prank Spencer

Being best friends with Henry

So many playdates at JJ's house

Derek going to JJ for parent advice

Derek is so nervous something is going to happen to you while he is on cases

He has Penelope check on you and the babysitter like twenty times a day

The whole BAU is your family and you call them all Aunt and Uncle

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[solangelo-is-godsdam-kjut]

ok, hear me out. trans masc Derek who used to do his and his sisters' hair braiding Spencer's hair to calm either one of them down or to spend quality time.

it started after Spencer had a meltdown and couldn't stand physical touch but still wanted to be close, so Derek started to comb his hair and ended up doing braids in his hair

[whereireid]

˚ · . 𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐊 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍

request here ! ⭑ smut | ♡ fluff | ✄ angst

𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒 ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗

⭑ — size differences. (coming soon)

synopsis... derek is just so much bigger than you, and he never lets you forget it.

[captainwaffles]

Derek Morgan is Aro

And Spencer Reid is Ace

[dungeons-are-too-cold]

Moreid Head Cannons: How They Get Together

Spencer gets Shirley Temples whenever the team goes out and he isn't having alcohol and Derek teases him about it until he tries one and now he always orders them for him and Spencer whenever they arrive at a bar or restaurant or anything.

It takes a while for Derek to admit it but he tells Spencer is makes him feel like a fancy lady when he drinks them and he loves it, cuz he never really had a chance to be softer and feminine growing up so sometimes little things like this make him feel better and feel more in touch with his feminine side

Spencer and Derek go out on fancy lady outings now where they go to lunch and get Shirley Temples and go shopping and gossip, just the two of them

As much as he loves Penelope, he likes doing this with Spencer as like a guy thing they do together just the two of them

Derek always feels so much pressure to be strong and masculine when he's out with the girls , and never was able to be completely relaxed like Spencer was when they crashed girls night, so they kept this a secret

Eventually the two of them decide to have a sleepover, something neither one of the ever had the chance to do growing up, and they stay up all night eating ice cream and doing online quizzes and eventually fall asleep in their sleeping bags in Spencers living room watching legally blonde

Derek take Spencer home for one of his sister's birthdays and decided he wants to do one of their fancy lady outings with his sisters, so they all pile into his car and go out to get Shirley temples and spend the whole afternoon gossiping and having a great time

His sisters end up giving both him and Spencer makeovers when they go shopping, and come home and make the boys do a whole skin care routine and they try a ton of new hair styles on Reid.

Derek actually really loves the way Spence looks with some of his hair pulled back with little butterfly clips

Spence even starts wearing a little bit of makeup sometimes after their trip back to Chicago

After the trip and how comfortable and expressive he felt spending time with Spencer and his sisters, he finally feels comfortable enough to come out to Spencer as gay

Reid essentially comes out too, telling Derek he's bisexual, but everyone basically already knew that after he came back from seeing Ethan with huge hickies down his neck a few years ago in Louisiana, he just handn't put it into words exactly

After their mutual coming out, their fancy lady outings start to get a little bit more and more like dates, and the sleep overs start to get more frequent

Derek even spent a few days in a row one weekend at Spencer's apartment because they really didn't want to spend any time apart anymore

Before they part that weekend, Spencer suggests that Derek and he think about possibly moving in together at some point in the future to which Derek says it's probably a bad idea, confusing Spencer, but he rushes out and back to his own apartment

it takes a while for Derek to be okay going on their outings again, but when he and Spencer finally go out again, he musters up the courage before they order their drinks to tell Spencer that the reason he stopped going on their outings and told him that it was a bad idea to move in together was that he has feelings for him and didn't want to make Spence uncomfortable with that because he just wanted to be friends

Spencer kinda laughs at the confession and tells Derek that he thought their little outings had already turned into dates and that he has feelings for him too.

They end up ordering their drinks eventually and Derek is very nervous since this is the first date he has consciously been on with a guy and Spencer measures him that he's very good at dating and that was even without trying

[cafeacademia]

Getting lost with derek... (and it was defenetly not his fault nor was it on purpose🤨)

Ahem yes definitely not his fault

You had asked Derek to go out for a picnic and his famous last words before getting you both lost were "I know a great spot"

Yes, well that 'great spot' seemed to be as lost as you and Derek were when he parked the car and walked you out into the woods all while saying "it's just up ahead" for about 10 minutes

You were still deep in the forest and that spot was no where to be found and neither of you could remember which way the car was...

But he maintained it was not his fault

You still had the picnic in the forest, it was beautiful and the sun filtered in through the tree canopy above you in pretty golden streams

You spent the better part of an hour enjoying your picnic despite being very lost

You even found a little swing tied to a tree and you stayed for a while, Derek gently pushing you on the swing while you chatted about anything and everything on your minds

There was something kind of nice about being in the middle of no where and in no big rush to do anything

But eventually, you decided, as clouds drew in and it looked as if it might rain soon that it was time to try and find your way back to the car

Oh how both of you wished you'd just gone to the place you had asked for

"What was that great spot anyway?" You asked as you tried to navigate your way back, Derek swearing he'd seen that tree before

"It's by a creek, it's real pretty." He told you

Thankfully, Derek had been right about the tree he recognised (much to his own surprise, not that he would tell you that)

You weren't sure who was more relieved when you finally caught sight of the car through the trees

Before either of you could make it back to the car though, the rain came down in a sudden downpour and you both ran to the car to take shelter

Climbing in, you were both wet, but thankfully not completely soaked

Derek turned the heat on so you wouldn't catch a cold and leaned over to kiss you

There was something kind of romantic about being out on the side of the forest in the pouring rain under the shelter of the car

"Maybe we should get lost more often baby girl."

"Then you can navigate more often." You quipped back

You knew that as soon as you got home, you were both going to have a hot shower and Derek was going to tease the hell out of you for that little quip

But you loved it

[hotchaways]

"I know you're hurt, [name]." or "You didn't do anything wrong. There's nothing to apologize for." for hurt/comfort with derek morgan?

You stared off into the distance as you sat behind the ambulance, feeling everything all at once as the sirens and flashes of blue and red lights surrounded you. Being a part of the BAU was overwhelming at times, you just had to toughen yourself up, because that’s what you do. Hunt the bad guys to lock them away. But sometimes, it just gets a little too much to take in emotionally.

Derek was talking to Aaron and a few local policemen when he spotted you sitting on the back of the ambulance as the medic wrapped the elastic bandage on your leg. He didn’t miss the way your face was contorted in pain and decided to excuse himself from the conversation to check up on you.

“Hey, you okay?” Derek asked while putting a hand on your shoulder, “Saw you limping out the house earlier. Unsub got you?”

You sighed as you gave him a small smile, “Yeah, I’m fine, it’s nothing I can’t handle. Just didn’t see the unsub coming at me.”

“Nothing you can’t handle? Your face said otherwise while walking here, (Y/N).”

“I can handle it, Derek.”

Derek sighed as he crossed his arms, “You think I haven’t noticed? I know you’re hurt.”

You muttered as you bit the inside of your cheek, “Yeah, obviously, I have this elastic bandage on my left leg.”

“I’m talking about you hurting on the inside, (Y/N). You’ve been staying back at the office longer than you used to, I know you can’t sleep because the bags under your eyes are getting darker, and you can’t deny that you’re not hurt because I know your habit of increasing your caffeine intake to more than 3 cups each day.”

“I’m sorry,” You said as you rubbed a hand over your face, “It’s just- I don’t know why I’m feeling this way. I feel like the hollow feeling is eating me up on the inside, and I feel like I can barely do anything to stop it.”

“Why are you saying sorry? There’s nothing to apologize for,” Derek said as he wrapped his arms around you, “You didn’t do anything wrong.”

You couldn’t help the tears that started falling down your face as you wrapped your arms around Derek’s waist tighter, “I’m saying sorry because I know you always tried to reach out for me. But I refused- I don’t want to become a burden, I’m a lot of work, Derek.”

“Hey, look at me,” Derek pulled back to hold your face while he wiped your tears, “You’re not a burden. Let me help you in any way that I can to lessen the weight on your shoulders. I’m here for you, we all are.”

There was a moment of silence between the two of you, nothing awkward- it was the kind of silence that resulted in some sort of agreement without words being said.

“Thank you, Derek,” You sniffed as you hugged him once more.

He smiled softly as he stroked your hair, “Day by day, sweetheart. We’ll be fine.”

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[reidsc0nverse]

pov your instagram when dating spencer reid pt 4

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(y/n) i think derek got fed up with his statistics...

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spencerreid1 This was frightening to say the least.

-> emilyprenty Maybe stop giving us daily lectures on a topic we brought up one time

-> paparossi @/emilyprenty I second that

derekm This is also me after he wins EVERY card game we play

-> (y/n) did you know there's a mathematical equation to every card game that guarantees the chances of winning 🤓☝️

-> jjareau not you too y/n..

-> spencerreid1 She's actually not wrong.

AaronHotchner I hope this isn't what you guys do when I'm not on the field with everyone

-> (y/n) 🤷‍♀️

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(y/n) finally convinced him to read og fairytales and watch the movies afterward

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spencerreid1 ❤️

derekm Reid definitely seems like a rapunzel guy

-> (y/n) his favorite was actually belle

-> emilyprenty @/(y/n) shocker

jjareau Now you've just gotta show him Twilight

-> (y/n) that's next 🤭

princesspennyg This is so cute!!!!!

-> (y/n) until right after the movie he started telling me all the inaccuracies were in it compared to the story

-> paparossi Dont sound too surprised

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(y/n) i might've gotten a little carried away

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emilyprenty that should've been me

-> (y/n) come over.

-> derekm @/spencerreid1 you're just gonna let this happen??

-> spencerreid1 I've come to realize there's nothing I can do.

jjareau And to think we thought he'd never get any action

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(y/n) found this gem going through my pictures, it was too good not to post

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emilprenty JUMPSCARE WARNING

-> (y/n) ⚠️

-> paparossi After the 30 something years I've worked in the FBI, this is probably the scariest thing I've seen

-> spencerreid1 :(

spencerreid1 Why does Derek look like he's going to kick you down like one of his doors?

-> (y/n) HAHAHAHAHAHAH DID YOU JUST MAKE A JOKE SPENCER REID???

-> derekm at least i don't look like sixth grader at his graduation of middle school

-> (y/n) @/derekm yeah and you look like his bully that steals his lunch money

what other things do you guys wanna see? there's a bunch of stuff i can do similar to this just lmk!!!

[ddejavvu]

m.list - derek morgan

blurbs:

coworkers to lovers with derek

derek falling for hotch's daughter

hooking up with derek while drunk

derek visits you in the hospital

losing your virginity to derek

meeting derek's team

telling derek you're a virgin

getting stuck in a cell with derek

derek gets you ice cream

soulmate au with derek

derek finds out his girlfriend is rossi's daughter

derek spoils you on valentine's day

dilf!morgan x plus size!reader

derek would still love you if you were a worm

derek x ghost!reader

derek likes your perfume

moreid make you nervous in the interrogation room

you and derek have the same last name

[sabage101]

Card declines at therapy and they bring out the parents of the boy who was alive yesterday

[weirdmorefics]

Hi! Could you do a Derek Morgan! Daughter reader (maybe 5/6) where reader has a speech ampendament and one day Derek is on a case late so reader has to stay in day care longer and the unsub (let’s say he goes after people who suffer from speech problems because he also suffered from them) gets reader

Being Late Is Never Good

x Daughter!Reader

A/N- Fun Fact I use to have a speech impediment from talking around a pacifier until I was five.

Warnings- Kidnapping, drowning

Pronouns- She/Her

Word Count- 862

Summary- The reader waits for her Dad to pick her up from preschool like usual but he is late, leading to a series of bad events.

Tic Tok... Tic Tok... Tic Tok

Ugh, Dad is never this late he at least has Auntie Pen pick me up if he can’t come. I groan loudly and slump on the bench by the principal's office. My groan catches the attention of a teacher I’ve never seen.

“Why so blue?” he frowns.

“My Dad i-is is late, a-and I have spee-speech doc-doctor today.” I close my eyes tight trying to focus on my words so I stutter less but it is always worse with strangers.

“Let me check in with the principal and see if your Dad has called?” The teacher smiles.

I wait and kick my feet out of boredom but the teacher doesn’t take long at all. 

“Your Dad said he couldn’t make it and that he is on a case but I came up with a solution. I can just drive you home,” He says excitedly.

“Umm, my Dad said I can’t go w-with strangers,” I respond fiddling with my hands.

He bends down to my height and holds out his hand “My name is Mr. Smith and I am a substitute teacher. See now we are not strangers.”

“I guess we ar-aren't strangers now,” I nod, jump off the bench, and grab his hand.

I follow him to the car and he buckles me up in the backseat in a booster seat. 

“Do you h-h-ave any kids?” I ask

He laughs very loud and it kinda creeps me out “ I would never have kids! Having kids is the cruelest thing you can do! I would never subject them to the torture of other children.”

“Um, that’s a lot of b-big w-words, Mister,”  I say getting more nervous by the second.

“Don’t worry, you will never have to go through the hell I went through.” He says determinedly.

“Um, my Dad s-said you a-are not su-su-supposed to say the H word,” I mutter.

“YOUR DAD KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE US!” He shouts. I reach for the car door handle but the doors all lock, “Don’t worry this will all be over soon.”

Third Person POV

“Hey Baby Girl where is Y/N,” Derek asks Penelope as he walks into her office.

Garcia quickly turns around in her chair, “You’re joking right?”

Derek gets a serious look on his face, “Baby doll you know I am not.”

Garcia stands up quickly “But the school called me and told me your plane got in early so I didn’t need to get her!”

“Did you recognize their voice or even their name! Penelope, how could you be so stupid? You know the kind of job we do you know we have to double-check everything!” Derek groans running his hands over his head.

Garcia looked almost in tears “I’m sorry Derek I wasn’t thinking! I was so busy with the case report that when the teacher called I was just grateful I didn’t have to pick her up and could finish my report on time.”

“So you are saying a report is more important than Y/N!” He shouts

“That’s not what I am saying at all you are just taking your stress out on me! Now is not the time for that though we have to find Y/N!” Garcia shouts to get Derek’s attention.

“You’re right you’re right. Let’s trace the number that called you.”

Your POV

“WHERE ARE Y-Y-YOU TAKING ME!” I shout as this man drags me out of the car. I bet his real name isn’t even Mr. Smith.

“We will cleanse you in the waters and then you no longer have to be stuck in this cruel world.” He says with joy on his face.

“No! L-le-let me gooo I-I don’t wa-want to leave my my dad!” I shout trying my best to get out of his grasp.

“You’re Dad will never understand us! He will beat you until you blend in with all the other kids!” He says as he tightens his grasp on me.

“MY MY DAD W-WOULD NA-NEVER HURT ME!”

“YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOURSELF! I AM SAVING YOU! Now close your eyes and relax.” He yells and then turns his voice into a soothing one as he plunges me into the cold water.

I tried to hold my breath as long as I could but eventually, I had to give in and I took one big last breath as I feel the water enter my lungs someone pulls me out.

I am swallowed in darkness for what feels like forever but a nagging pressure on my chest keeps dragging me out. The darkness feels so warm but I don’t want to leave my Dad. I won’t leave my Dad. My eyes shoot and I wake up choking on water. I am surrounded by my family and Uncle Hotch is trying to tear Uncle Spence off of Mr. Smith. As soon as I stop choking on the water I am pulled into the tightest hug my dad has ever given me. 

“Starting tomorrow you are going to the best most secure private school.” He says with tears threatening to spill out of his eyes. 

I smile and hug him back “Whatever you say, Dad.”

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your instagram when dating spencer reid

inspired by @/happiesthotch @/hotchaways :)

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ssa(y/n) love his clown feet 🫶🏼

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spencephd love her baby feet ❤️

rossisrotini I didn’t know they could be nice to each other

→ jjareau she texted me after posting this and said he slam dunked her with a pillow

→ ms_emilyp @/ssa(y/n) use two exclamation points if you need help

→ ssa(y/n) HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

→ agenthotch wheels up in 20, you heard her

d.morgan oh to see pretty boys feet

→ ssa(y/n) my eyes only 😡😡

→ spencephd im not sure how to feel about this

→ garciagirlie I could get you photos of lots of feet

→ agenthotch I think we need to have a talk about this

→ garciagirlie i meant my feet with fresh new nail polish* 😁

→ agentahotch 😐

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ssa(y/n) pov garcia & morgan are on the phone

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garciagirlie where’s my chocolate thunder

→ d.morgan right here baby girl 😏

→ spencephd we can’t escape them

→ ssa(y/n) but we can do worse ;)

→ ms_emilyp @/agentahotch do something about this

→ agenthotch no

rossisrotini I beg of you both to not become like them

→ spencephd now you’re just tempting us to do worse 🤷‍♂️

→ ssa(y/n) I await those glorious hands of yours, doctor

→ jjareau what have we started

→ ssa(y/n) ITS FOR A MASSAGE CHILL 😭

→ d.morgan could’ve fooled me tbh

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ssa(y/n) someone didn’t pass the physical fit test

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d.morgan is he looking for a trainer 👀👀

→ garciagirl no. never again with you.

→ spencephd literally leave

→ jjareau we’re doing just fine without you 😘

ms_emilyp reid looking to outrun his paperwork

→ ssa(y/n) more like reid running to catch some bitches

→ spencephd so I’m chasing after you?

→ ssa(y/n) 😡😡

agenthotch who’s not doing paperwork 🤨

→ rossisrotini exposed like the lazy kids you are

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ssa(y/n) got my bitch <3

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Spencephd 😐

→ ssa(y/n) notice how you didn’t correct me

→ spencephd can’t even tie her own shoes smh

→ ssa(y/n) LMAOOO that’s what you’re for SIMP

garciagirlie the love birds are at it again

→ jjareau love birds sounds more like enemies these days

→ d.morgan isn’t that the fun in it?

→ ssa(y/n) yes, he literally just threw the shoe at my face 😇

rossisrotini @/agenthotch got another case for ya

→ ms_emilyp that’s the sound of the police reid 🚨

→ spencephd you know statistically, it takes the police an average of 7 minutes to get to the scene. I could be long gone by then.

→ d.morgan I can hear him through my phone

→ spencephd :)

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ssa(y/n) candid of my favorite nerd 🤭

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spencephd I’ve been exposed 😟

→ ssa(y/n) wanna be exposed in a different way?

d.morgan looks like we got competition @/garciagirlie

→ garciagirlie 😏 been exposed for years to you baby

ms_emilyp 🤢 I’m moving back to london fr

→ jjareau take me with 🙏🏼🙏🏼

→ garciagirlie GIRLS TRIP

→ ssa(y/n) LETS GO

→ ms_emilyp not you ❤️

rossisrotini 🥂 cheers you two but keep it in your pants

→ ssa(y/n) hard to when he’s this fine 😫

→ spencephd actually die

agenthotch this is what we call a hostile work environment

→ d.morgan you weren’t even there for that hotch

→ agentahotch I have my ways

→ garciagirlie please don’t bring back such traumatizing memories

→ jjareau clearly we need to have this conversation again

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a/n finally got around to writing some criminal minds stuff 😫

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Criminal Minds Characters as Cocktails

SPENCER REID - ESPRESSO MARTINI vodka vanilla | coffee liqueur | brown sugar syrup | espresso

AARON HOTCHNER - OLD FASHIONED bourbon | sugar | angostura bitters | orange twist

EMILY PRENTISS - AVIATION gin | maraschino liqueur | simple syrup | lemon juice | crème de violette | cherry

DAVID ROSSI - NEGRONI campari | gin | sweet vermouth

PENELOPE GARCIA - PORNSTAR MARTINI vodka vanilla | passoã | passion fruit puree | pineapple juice | passion fruit half | prosecco

JJ JENNIFER JAREAU - GIN & TONIC opihr gin | yuzu tonic | lime wheel

DEREK MORGAN - MAI TAI dark rum | white rum | orange curacao | almond syrup | lime juice

PART 2

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Derek Morgan does drag

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