To raid that school, the Diaz barracks*, and to make up fake evidence were not...isolated, vi*lent...rude agents. No. Were the highest ranks of Italian P*lice. / You’re digging your heels in those Genoa facts. / Yes, yes, I’m really digging in them. / I understand you, Salvo. You feel betrayed by the institution you most trusted. / No. No, no, no. I don’t FEEL betrayed. I WAS betrayed. Like all those people in the Police enforcement who has always worked with greatest honesty. / ... / I never dreamt of use vi*lence even with the worst criminal. NEVER! I never dreamt of - oh, MAKE UP FAKE EVIDENCE! OOOH!
IL COMMISSARIO MONTALBANO 5.01 Giro di boa
*actually, “Diaz” was the name of the school, while the barracks was in Bolzaneto.
Bitches complain about fandoms being dead but don't post about it themselves. Or even encourage the 4 or 5 writers breaking their backs carrying that fandom, with a like, a reblog or comment. You just want to consume the work and energy of others and can't even replenish their energy by showing your appreciation. The very least you can do for someone who provides entertainment or comfort or joy through their posts is give them a little ❤️
*At the school drop off*
Buck: Have a great day, buddy! See you at home later, alright? Then we'll go to the exhibit today like we planned right after.
Eddie, arm around Buck's waist, practically cuddling in public: Yeah, Buck here's been real excited about spending our day off together today, so don't hang out too late with your friends, alright?
Chris, the only one aware of all the staring from the other parents and his friends: You both are embarrassing. Embarrassing! Stop doing this when you drop me off together!
I think every single queer person can confirm that most of us had that one friend who we were (mostly unknowingly) secretly in love with and a little too close to and the next step to that friendship was almost always being jealous af when they had other friends who they were getting close to
Now granted most of us were like 11 when we had this weird very gay friendship that we look back on like OHHHH THATS WHAT THAT WAS but you know what? buddie are just slow on the uptake
Fr tho TIMOTHY? Why are you using gay ass experiences for eps? Like this is as common a gay experience as uhaul lesbians (who buddie also are- yes they’re men that doesn’t matter🙄👋) ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES TIMOTHY
"RWRB School AU where Zahra is the headmistress"
Zahra: You are violating the dress code.
Alex, dressed in a girl's uniform to make a point: Why is that?
Alex: I'm not wearing a tank top, you can't see my shoulders, my skirt is long enough and I have shorts underneath!
Alex: iS iT BecAUSe mY KneECapS aRE diStrAcTinG tHe BoYS!!
Zahra:
Zahra: Your sweater says "fuck".
Alex: oh
Alex: fuck
The Diaz parents are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they realize that Chris is in Texas with them for the sole purpose of getting space from his dad, not to fulfill their long-awaited familial fantasy.
*at a firefam house party*
Eddie: Remember how you said you miss having Chris say 'I love you' to us every day?
Buck, sniffs: Why'd you gotta bring that up?
Eddie: Cause I told him that his ears get all red when he lies.
Buck: How's that gonna help?
Eddie: Just look. Hey, buddy! Do you love us?
Chris across the room, covering his ears: No!
Buck: Everyday I love you more and more, dear.