#did i turn the stove off?

[feluxution]

uwu going to take funny acid und owo E heheheheheehh ^~^ >.< I'm soooo sillyyyy :3

[mylittleredgirl]

well the t key on my ancient macbook has called in dead so place your bets now on whether i will do something about it before i become so fully naturalized to copy-pasting t into words as i type that i go “it’s fine actually i like living this way”

[captain-lovelace]

One of the funniest effects of watching Soul Eater as someone with OCD is that sometimes Death the Kid will do something that is obviously supposed to be over the top and I will put my head in my hands because I have done, if not the same thing, then something similarly ridiculous

[ihamtmus]

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[musubiki]

i like the idea that pre-timeskip mochi is a main damage dealer (with lime) while the rest of the guild is more support/emergency use, and post-timeskip she gets to fall back to more of a support role while lime and the rest are the main damage dealers. like she still harbors this insane fighting power but you cant even REACH her because her ridiculously strong guild is so hard to beat

[vashtijoy]

OP I hope you've seen hotloser tumblr account. YOU MUST check it out.

That appears to be @hotlosers? Thank you, anon, LMAO, you've distracted me from the fact that I just singlehandedly destroyed my extremely fancy Le Creuset whistling kettle. CRIES

[plinkcat-gif]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU

[rubberbandballqueen]

[macadam]

I'm always happy to see you on my dash so I hope you have a safe time and take care till September when we hear from you again!!

Aw shucks thank you anon :]

[disabilitybitch]

Truthfully, as an alter who it is my job to organize, categorize, send out and withhold memories, it baffles me some of the things our bio parents did to us as a child. The thing I'm thinking of right now specifically is the bullying they dished out to US for not doing THEIR JOB!

Let me explain.

It is the job of the parent to teach and nurture the child.

They did not do that.

So when their FIVE YEAR OLD asked them how to tie a towel around their waist and they just laughed and said "You don't know how to tie a towel!? HARDY HAR HAR!"

NO DEBORAH! (not mother's name) YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD, DOES IN FACT, NOT KNOW SOMETHING YOU NEVER TAUGHT THEM! Be shocked I suppose. You're missing out on what would have been beautiful bonding moments to have with your child. Now they're mine! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? ME!

[capricornsicle]

(Image: Handshake meme template. One arm is "Deucalion in season 5", the other is "Beacon Hills lacrosse refs". Where they're shaking hands is replaced by the "I pretend I do not see it" meme.)

[maykitz]

if you can stomach it i would recommend watching the body cam footage of the sonya massey killing, i'll try to describe it but it's hardly possible. you can't truly understand the type of extreme, completely volatile aggression that happens with cops if you haven't seen it, and it's captured here very harrowingly.

several officers are in her house, calmly talking with her about her id and vehicle papers for some time. it's routine administrative stuff, no acute danger or stress whatsoever. one of them tells her to take her pot off the stove, remarking that they don't need a fire in the house now, she walks over into the kitchen and complies. he suddenly backs off towards the front door despite already being several feet away. she asks him where he's going, he says "away from your hot, steaming water." she repeats "my hot, steamin' water?" in an amused tone. then adds "i rebuke you in the name of jesus," in a similar tone while pouring the water down the sink. the atmosphere is completely calm, you might even say amiable.

she's at this point still separated from the cops by her kitchen aisle and several feet of additional distance. the cop prompts her to repeat what she said, she repeats her reply about rebuking him in the name of jesus [edit: i didn't phrase this right in the original post; this phrase is not really a joke but rather used similarly to 'perish the thought'- ie rebuking his implication that she would harm them]. she doesn't even realise there's been a complete 180 in his head. he goes "you better fucking not, i will shoot you in your fucking face," she's stunned by the sudden abusive language for half a second, immediately he draws his gun directly at her head, she gets out a panicked "sorry!" and ducks behind the aisle, he rounds the corner into the kitchen specifically to advance right next to her, immediately fires 3 shots at her head from above at minimal distance. she's dead where she stood, or cowered rather, by the sink in her nightgown.

after a few seconds you hear the click of him turning on his body cam, saying "she came at me with a pot of boiling water." for the recording. he also nonchalantly tells his partner there's no need to get a med kit because it was a headshot. it's one of the most clear cut cases ever and it's fully recorded only because his partner did already have the body cam on throughout.

[doyeons]

actually cooked tonight and early on it started going wrong but i didn’t let myself immediately give up and eventually made it to the end of the recipe and. unfortunately it’s kind of bad

[baekuras]

turns out if you throw a bunch of stuff into a pot to cook for like 3 hours and add a bunch of spices you get basically a soft puree of rly good tasting shit

so its a plus for both texture AND taste

i know now what to do with veggies i dont like

boil em to death and THEN eat them

i might freeze some of this (or put it in the fridge) to eat w/ rice tomorrow idk if i'll just throw it into the rice cooker as well bc i am p sure you can overcook food but i am also p sure i added in so much spices i can actually taste...anything rly veggies are either tasteless or suddenly burst with random flavours i hate them so much, but this way all cut and soaked up there is neither so its actually enjoyable

[eldritchtouched]

Thank you brain I totally needed that thought.

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

You know in the vein of tumblr giving you an accent and tumblr style humor KILLING irl

About like....6 or 7 years ago I was having dinner with my family at Texas roadhouse on Christmas eve and my mom was talking about the last time we went to branson when I was 7 and there was a Santa convention happening that we had NOT been aware of before going to branson that year

But she couldn't remember if id been born yet when it happened

So she turned to me and asked if I was alive for that

And I very casually responded with "no. I was dead."

Which caused both my grandparents to crack up laughing