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I'm watching this dude rank the top 25 family friendly "gateway" horror movies rn and this man really just listed the original "It" movie
Like.
My buddy.
My pal.
Despite the impression his name might give, I guarantee you that Pennywise the Dancing Clown is not, uh. "family friendly"
#did we watch the same movie???#horror movies#Stephen King#the dark tower#pennywise the dancing clown#Derry
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i beg you all when you talk abt kitten from breakfast on pluto to STOP CALLING HER PATRICK!!
i seriously don’t get when you all are like wow she’s so cute and she’s my gf and i love her sm let me call her by her deadname. i know she’s fictional and at the end of the day it’s not a big deal but it’s just very annoying.
#did we watch the same movie???#she literally told ppl NOT to call her that#breakfast on pluto#cillian murphy#kitten braden#PATRICIA braden#yes ik she’s fictional but STILL put some respect on her name
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i’ve noticed black panther x fishman shippers never draw shuri right … she’s either shorter than him, smaller than him, small nose, just something about her is just off..
and this is like a consistent thing from big artists to just everyday doodles
they be drawing somebody but it’s never actually shuri it’s some insert of what looks like themselves tbh and hey if you wanna fuck namor just draw yourself, but if you wanna draw shuri draw her accurately… shuri has a small, damn near invisible nose bridge as most black girls often do. her shoulders are wide, her jaw line is sharp and she it fit, not just skinny. and she’s damn near at namors eye level, if not one inch off. and people who ship them draw her like some petite girl with curly hair whos always looking up to him.
it’s almost if.. they can’t ship the shuri we see in the movie with the namor we know because… she fucking hates him and won’t ever be this girly girl enemies to lovers story they think it is 🫢
and if you got something to say agrue wit ya mama, i don’t give a fuck ! you weirdo, shipping someone with the person who killed they mama, you need to be jailed
#deijah yells#i really hate that ship yall#and someone gonna dm “stay out of the tag then#IM NOT IN ITTT#i jst keep seeing that shitty as fan mart#y’all be doing my girl so ducking dirty#and i saw someone make riri the third wheel???#IM SORRRY???#did we watch the same movie???#HE NEARLY KILLED HER#AND THEN KILLED RAMONDA???#and riri is 19 EXPIRENCING ALL THIS SHIT#LIKE#y’all have some screws loose if you watched that movie and said yah they wanna fuck#bc he fucking kidnaps her#makes her then kidnap another black girl#kills her mom and drowns her town#then nearly murders all her people#it’s only when SHE shows HIM MERCY he lets up#bc if she really needed to#SHE COULD FUCKIJG KILL HIM
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my dad and i watched deadpool & wolverine tonight, and on the drive back he turns to me and goes so... the long-haired deadpool was the gay version of deadpool right? is that how you say that nowadays? and i was truly baffled because what are you on about dad, deadpool is the gay version of deadpool i thought they made that fairly obvious ??
#and he was so earnest about it too 😭😭 trying to find the correct labels and stuff#but boy we did not watch the same movie LMAO#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#marvel#my ramblings
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i see so many people on tiktok saying beetlejuice is a “creep” for waiting for lydia for 30 years and that the ship is disgusting and i gotta say…
shut the hell up❤️
like these the same bitches that swoon over the fact that 117 year old edward cullen was rizzing up 17 year old bella swan, like… is it because beetlejuice “isn’t conventionally attractive”… the double standards are WILD.
#winona ryder was also 17 hello#AND WHOEVER SAID BEETLEJUICE ISNT ATTRACTIVE IS INCORRECT.#i need people on tiktok to gain some form of literacy#because it’s so clear that we did NOT watch the same movie…#beetlejuice#betelgeuse#beetlebabes#tim burton#lydia deetz
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If I have to hear "Sam was the real hero" another damned time I might just summon the spirit of Samwise Gamgee himself so that he could smack you in the face with a frying pan
#lotr#frodo baggings#samwise gamgee#samfro#lord of the rings#tolkien#like did we read the same books? did we watch the same movies#no one can do it on their own thats the frigin point of the story
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I’ve been seeing some fics/ideas both on AO3 and on here where Chloe is in an abusive/toxic relationship and Red saves her from it. No hate to those bloggers/writers (I’ve read one on AO3 and bookmarked it immediately cuz it was so good) but it seems extremely out of character for Chloe to ever be with someone who would mistreat her.
From what we’ve seen in the movie, Chloe doesn’t hesitate to fight against someone she believes has done her wrong, and she’s clearly strong enough to fight back so there’s no way she’d let someone overpower her. Plus, her parents literally have the most perfect love story ever, she knows what pure romantic love is supposed to look like, and she would back away as soon as she realizes that it wasn’t the perfect picture her parents are.
So, I suggest, instead of making Chloe the helpless maiden, let Red be.
Red has been sheltered since the day she was born, and she has absolutely no idea what love is or how it’s given or received. Any idea of love she has is from her mother, who, evidently, manipulated her and emotionally abused her. She’s seen to want love, so it makes sense that if it came in the form of pain, she wouldn’t know how to react to that because she’s finally loved, even if it’s not ideal.
Chloe, being the charming knight she is, would swoop in and save Red from whatever misery she put herself in to just be happy for once.
And then they live happily ever after.
The end.
#just a lil rant#I find it really interesting when people write Chloe as helpless or in need of saving#because she clearly wasn’t raised that way#no hate to anyone of course#i thoroughly enjoyed the fics that are written like that#it just seems a lil strange because did we watch the same movie?😭#glassheart#Chloe charming#red of hearts#redcharming#charminghearts#descendants#descendants rise of red#rise of red#descendants 4#glassrose#descendants red#red x Chloe#chloe x red#chloe charming x red#wlw#lesbians#tw abuse
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I feel like people underestimate Ballister's actions in the movie and dumb him down to be just a guy with sad big eyes when he's literally a metaphor for transphobic gay men who participated in the system based on violence and hate. He's so much more than what fandom makes him out to be and he's quite flawed
Like :/// yes he's cute but let's not infantalize him???
#im sorry did we watch the same movie#<- me when i see people talking how non-complex movie Ballister is#like yes hes less morally grey than in the comic but did we. did we forget the scenes where he says some questionable stuff to Nimona#“most people arent as accepting as me” DOES IT LOOK LIKE AN INNOCENT GUY WHO DID NO WRONG#he does wrong things and thats why hes great#Ballister is literally my fav character dont do me like that man :/#nimona#ballister boldheart#nimona 2023
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"oliver didn't love felix he just wanted to be him" NO. oliver loved felix. oliver loved him so much that he was willing to mold himself to be whatever felix wanted him to be. he played the part of a poor boy with a shitty home life so that felix would pity him and love him and take him in like a stray dog. felix found out his lie and was going to throw him away like he was nothing, and oliver couldn't handle the thought of not having felix so he killed him. that way, he could perserve the memory of felix loving him and caring for him in his memory for the rest of his life.
oliver quick loved felix catton so much that he killed him so that their relationship would remain unharmed for all of the years to come. so that he could live with the delusion that felix died loving him, forgiving him for lying.
#did we not watch the same movie oliver was WHIPPED#oliver is an unreliable narrator#he is lying to himself abt his intentions to cope with the regret of his actions#THINK PEOPLE THINK#saltburn#azzy.txt
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I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :
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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )
#tumblr polls#hrmm... a little poll perhaps.. about a subject I find interesting.. since this image came across my facebook today#still really not feeling that well. no longer shaking violently and such but I still feel weird and weak much more than usual#They did say my markers for like infection or inflammation were elevated but that they werent sure of the cause so hopefully#it's nothing too serious. they did also say a lot of different things can cause that thing to be higher than normal but didn't go into spec#fics of what. maybe some of them are relatively benign or something. I still havent felt much back to normal since#I got really sick that one time though. I feel fine on and off but then little bouts of feeling weird and sick happen. hrmmm#ANYWAY.. looking for small ways to be productive. such as little doodles on evil ipad or editing game videos#or posting polls or cat pictures or some other like not very labor intensive things#I WISH I COULD FOCUS on writing HHRGGhh... I need to finish my game.. it would be so freeing.. a project that's been looming#over my head for like 5 years even though througouht that 5yrs I've probably spent a total of 3 months working on it lo.. ANYWAY#I still partially really cannot beleive that people CAN see stuff in their heads. There's always part of me that's thinking like. well mayb#e everyone DOES see the same exact thing but we just describe/conceptualize it so differently that we think we're talking about#different things when we're really not. But I have been assured by people I've talked to about it that they can GENUINELY really see#stuff in their heads like as vivid as an actual picture in real life or something. And the other senses are neat too. Like for exmaple I#can hear in my head much better than I can see imagery. I still CANNOT hear vividly like as if I were listening to actual music out loud..#but I think it's developed more than my sight. AND interesting how this varies the creative process. a friend I was talking to on the phone#said they write by literally just watching stuff play before them like a movie. where my process is COMPLETELY different. AND that affects#the content/what details we focus on as well as our individual styles of writing have differences that can be traced back to that.. hrmm
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“why can’t the two guys from fight club just be friends :(” bc the narrator wants to suck that man’s shit crazy style he’s literally gagging for it the entire movie even after he realizes tyler isn’t real. let’s use our brains.
#‘did we watch the same movie’ yeah we did and the plot twist hit me like a fucking train#me and the narrator were experiencing the same level of shock#again: let’s use our brains!#op#fight club
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Did you know they keep people awake for lobotomies? And that they access the brain through the eye lid area? Just… wanted that information out there (I can’t be the only one who knows)
I did know both those things! Horrible stuff. This isn't exactly related but I never understood when people think 'asylum horror' is about the patients because to me its always been about the insane horror of experimental medicine and malpractice and the people subjected to it, how they were treated.
Also I'm pretty sure this is all past tense I THINK they don't Do That anymore. Sure hope not.
#'Eek scary crazy people' no dude. Scary doctors who do not see their patients as people. Did we watch the same movie#not an art#In my Futuristic Anime AU they had advanced well beyond that exact method but the horror is the same
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girl, why you watching the acolyte 1x05 again
#star wars#the acolyte#oshamir#osha x qimir#qimir#1x05#night#text: star wars#my text#at this rate i'm gonna be completely sick of s1 by the time we get to s2 (if that even happens)#i did the same thing with he's a dragon#i couldn't stop watching the movie over and over and now i've probably ruined it for myself forever#except with that movie there was absolutely no fandom so all i really /could/ do while obsessed was watch it repeatedly
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i absolutely hate the theory that ella did the prank. its so out of character for ella, and it misses the whole point of their friendship and it just feels.. so shallow? bridget can still feel betrayed without ella having to pull that. and its clear from the movie that bridget felt that way because she felt like she was abandoned by ella in a time when she needed her the most
#ella x bridget#shes more affected by that than the prank itself bc her friendship with ella was all that she had#and its just so much more meaningful that way#ella was the only one that truly understood her and stuck by her side#and ella would literally never humiliate bridget like that?? did we not watch the same movie#the way ella spoke abt her?? are u kidding#descendants#descendants 4#descendants rise of red#glassheart#bridget x ella
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grill me a cheese…..
#fanart#disney#maleficent#evil queen#queen grimhilde#she got her cheese after#EHWHEHAHHAHA#its like did we even watch the same disney movies? what da fucnk im doign ?!#they are so married#guys this isnt twst but if u think it is ok i guess#im just drawing disney fanart like regular disney 😅
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I know racism isn’t funny but people complaining about Cynthia’s race is so funny to me. Oh, you don’t like Elphaba because of the color of her skin? Huh. Now where have I heard that before? Perhaps in a book from the 90s which was adapted into a musical and is now becoming a two part movie used this concept as a metaphor for something. Oh wait—
#wicked#wicked movie#did we watch the same musical/read the same book? y’all are literally doing what it said was bad😭#cynthia erivo#elphaba thropp
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