#dionysus meme

[nysus-temple]

There's two types of gods:

[winedarkgod]

[bogbutteronmycroissant]

[lowpolybread]

“He's going to go to school. And he's gonna learn things that you can't teach him there. And it's gonna be hard for the both of you. It's gonna be torture for the both of you. But he will be stronger for it on the other side.”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x02, 1x07

[hades-bat]

just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

[nothoughtsgayboy]

[suzieloveships]

One day I'm going to write a fic like this. But today all I can offer is a meme

[thoughtportal]

[kaos-incarnate]

[instantlyhauntedstranger]

….anybody done this yet?

[sadlittlepotatobean]

this made me laugh way more then it should have

Percy, in retaliation for Dionysus calling everyone ( read: mainly just him)  by the wrong name, only refers to him by incorrect (increasingly more ridiculous) names 

“hello Perry”

 “sup with you Diego?” 

“. . . What did you just call me Patrica?”

” What are you talking about Daenerys?”

“. . .“

“. . .“ 

“Touché Puk Jamalson.”

“Right back at you Deiform.”

[m3wm3wku]

Guys, I think Dionysus shops at Target (There were sandals too)

[winedarkgod]

[wine-cooper]

@dionysusbabysitsthegodsmistakes

@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine

@clio-daughter-of-dionysus

@winekid-halfblood

@thunder-pants

@apollo-god-of-the-sun

would any of you happen to know??

[a-lilacsong]

Honestly though, I love all of the happy theories where Zag is just living his best life in the sequel, but so busy with something else he can't be the main character of the game. But at the same time I also want some angst to start with and then have the happy Zag and Mel sibling moments. (Feel free to use and expand any of these ideas. Frankly, I want to read 10,000 word fanfictions of all of them.) (Credit for transparent Melinoë: here and Moros & Dora: here)

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

blood of zeus characters at the store pt. 2 (mall edition) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

once again made with the help of @randomfangirl2718 and @reagan10108<3

lets start this chaos :)

Dionysus: *flirting with a Taco Bell employee* so you come here often?

Employee: sir this is a taco bell are you going to order or not?

Dionysus: can I order some flirting with a side of your number?

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Artemis: should we help him?

Apollo: that would be the nice thing to do, but this is more entertaining *tries to steal one of her fries*

Artemis: *slaps his hand away while still watching the scene unfold*

Dionysus: *being dragged out of the foodcourt by security*

Artemis: we'll let Father handle this

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Aphrodite: *testing lipsticks on Ares's arm*

Ares: *looking at the expensive foundation Aphrodite chose* what is the difference between this one and the one that is 20 dollars less?

Aphrodite: it's just different than the other ones *she says swatching another lipstick on his arm*

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Hermes: *tries on new shoes*

Store employee: why don't you try them out before you make a decision

Hermes ok *speeds around the store knocking everything off the shelves*

Hermes: I'll take them

Store employee: get out

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Evios: *bragging to girls at the mall gym how he works out constantly*

The girls: *laughing and talking to him*

Kofi: *standing behind evios knowing hes lying about every word he is saying*

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Heron: this is humilliating *has a childs backpack leash on*

Zeus: it is needed *holding the leash*

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heron: *lost in the mall*

Zeus: *panicking*

Hera: *smirking because she was the one who let heron off his child leash*

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Alexia: in the mall's gym with evios and kofi

Random guy: trying to impress alexia by flexing and lifting basic weights

Alexia: looks him in the eyes smirking as she lifts a weight twice the amount of what he was lifting with ease

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Hyacinthus: *standing outside of spencers* what is this store my love?

Apollo: *panicking covering hya's eyes* LOOK AWAY-

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Aphrodite: on the bright side only two of us got banned this time

Artemis: how is that a bright side? the usual amount of people to get banned on a mall trip is zero

Hermes and Dionysus: *getting scolded by Zeus in the background*

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