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countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”
#I was going to say only Western Europe + America but Japan is so xenophobic#Germany’s abysmal fucking birth rate combined with their vitriolic xenophobia#atp give up#dissolve the country again
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good hunter's emergency contacts summons fieldguide
#bloodborne#spare your eyes and view this in full size plz#half of them don't have much fanwork in their name so this time i'm gonna tag everyone sorry#ok (breathes in)#father gascoigne#vileblood hunter alfred#old hunter henriett#defector antal#yamamura the wanderer#younger madaras twin#old hunter henryk#valtr master of the league#tomb prospector olek#madman wallar#beastclaw jozef#old hunter vitus#tomb prospector gremia#mensis scholar damian#queen killer#phew#tag yourself or something#rubiart#just in time for last day of break (dissolving emoji)#yamamura's line means 'does not speak the language' - thanks again powerup for checking the translation AND my handwriting :}
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"Where is Abel, thy brother?"
"I know not, am I not my brother's keeper?"
#i had to fight god to finish this painting#i never spend more than one night on a single painting but this one took THREE NIGHTS#it kept looking good then looking terrible then looking good again then looking terrible#art#my art#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#fanart#hotd#house of the dragon#asoiaf fanart#hotd fanart#aemond targaryen#aegon the second#aegon ii targaryen#aemond one eye#hotd aemond#hotd aegon#aegmond#gouache on paper with some pen#i used a gif as the reference#i really like how aegons face turned out#this is the 9th painting of him in this sketchbook and i think the 5th of aemond#the paper plate i was using to mix thecolors is starting to dissolve#king aegon#aegon x aemond#aemond x aegon#team green#targtowers#aegond
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Ghost Princess With A Parasol
#obviously inspired by Claude Monet’s Woman With A Parasol#getting inspired by impressionist art again recently…. I wanna paint#(this desire will dissolve in frustration as soon as I put down a single brushstroke unfortunately. psinting is my worst enemy)#one piece#perona#op fanart#op#op perona#perona one piece#one piece fanart
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discourse involving mohg and miquella's relationship being problematic and people depicting mohg as this all-consuming evil pedophile is somewhat hilariously redundant to me. like yeah idk man something tells me that a guy whose mom famously inbred with herself and threw her infant sons into a sewer to die probably doesn't understand why incest is bad or age of consent laws are a thing. doubly so when its explicitly stated that he's clinically insane and that he was taken in by an outer god whose whole deal is grotesque defilement of the blood and body in order to reach a higher purpose. and when the overarching theme of the game is that all the demigods were twisted into power-hungry fiends by the shards of the elden ring, which was given to them by the same mother who ruled an imperialistic empire and, as previously stated, threw her children into the sewer in support of her own ethnic cleansing movement when they were born 'unclean' by the standards of her empire. like yeah jeez i wonder why mohg might have kidnapped miquella in a bid for power and thought that him attempting to cleanse his curse by altering his body without consent would have been a good thing. its so complex and obscure
#elden ring#mohg#miquella#im not ready for the discourse that will rise again come the dlx#(this also doesnt mention the fact that there is no real hint to mohg raping miquella like people thought)#(since 'sharing his bloody bedchamber' seems to have literally meant 'dissolving into blood and sleeping next to him in his cocoon')
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elena ferrante banging us all on the head with a hammer and shouting 'you can't outrun your mother, you only crash into her'
#this thought inspired by tina and imma being their mother's#tina as lila - clever + beloved#imma as lenu - reserved + cautious#SPOILER FOR SEASON 4 LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY#tina is inheriting lila's destiny as the 'lost child'#lila''s greatest fear being dissolving into the margins >>#tina becoming dissolved in those very margins#how do you go back? you can't#also thinking about lila's mother and lenu's mother -#lenu as nunzia (more reserved)#whereas immacolata is more like lila. brash and loud and unafraid of violence#and then the daughters switch#and then...THEY SWITCH AGAIN with lila/tina...#THE DOLLS!! THE DOLLS BEING SWITCHED#elena ferrante has taken a single spool of thread from day ONE#and held onto it#to the very last page of the quartet the last MOMENT#elena ferrante there is no prize that deserves YOU#elena ferrante#my brilliant friend#story of the lost child
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xie lian used to busk and canonically "shattered boulders on his chest as part of his act" and i think hua cheng should have seen him do it
#he would die again#he would dissolve into the ether#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hualian
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Conner and bizarro finally meet
on a random lonely day in the Kansas country side, Conner is rocking in a rocking chair reading a book lex got him. it's a big fat comic collection about this guy who works with the FDA for some reason and he's honestly just enthralled. there's a whoosh sound and suddenly Jason and bizarro appear, Jason has his arm over the shoulder of bizarro as he waves over to Conner. Conner is pretty confused who the other guy is.
Conner: hi Jason, who's with you?
Jason: oh this is bizarro, he's kind of my son.
Conner: since when?
Jason: since ages, lex basically was going to kill him but we accidentally broke him out of his containment. long story short he's here he's my son.
bizarro: *waves* bye! I'm bizarro
Conner: hi bizarro
Jason: don't mind him he's words are a bit backwards, something about the programming didn't quite work. all negative verbs and such are positives and all positives are negatives. we are working on it right buddy?
bizarro: I'm resting on it!
Jason: speech therapy is hard, he's perfectly normal he just has some mixed up brain functions. lex actually managed to reverse alot of the degenerative disease problems, so you know bizarro is just struggling with a few things. he's doing way better than before though right buddy?
bizarro: I'm not fine, I'm doing bad! red is doing a bad job
Jason: aw, thanks. I try, we really have to work on the negative verbs, but it's fine we can try again later. anyway I wanted you to meet your brother bizarro!
Conner: *holds out hand* nice to meet you bizarro, what do you like to do?
bizarro: I hate… reading books and watching movies, it’s not fun.
Conner: oh! I love reading books, I have some if you want one.
bizarro: I’m not interested, I hate reading. No thanks!
Conner: wait here I’ll go get one!
Conner runs into the house to go grab some books, he didn’t really know he had a brother but this was kinda cool. Even if it came out of nowhere.
Conner: I have.. Julia Gillard’s cookbook, pride and prejudice, moby dick, and.. bionicules? Honestly I don’t think I’ll read them again so you can have them, my gift!
Bizarro looks at Conner and smiles, he takes the books and starts reading them on the floor of the patio.
Jason: I know I should have called you, but we never have the chance to meet up.
Conner: it’s fine, honestly. I was just reading some comics, been a long week. Just wanted to soak up some sun, since Lex was nagging me about it.
Jason: Lex??
Conner: oh I didn’t tell you, yeah we are kinda trying to fix things between us. I think it has something to do with the whole kryptonite induced cancer, thing. He surprisingly actually does not mean any harm to me, it's so weird.
Jason: damn, even Lex of all people is trying to mend his relationships. Never thought I’d see the day.
Conner: oh it was weird, he came up to the house and actually apologised to me. Lex. APOLOGISED
Jason: NO WAY, I don’t believe you *crosses arms*
Connor: I wish I had it on tape, but no he did. It was so weird, then he told me he actually was pregnant with me.
Jason: wait… *murmurs* when would that have been.
Conner: oh a couple years ago as I’m about 4-5 now.
Jason: oh yeah he did basically disappear for a whole year one year, kinda thought he had some sort of horrible injury or assassin on his tail. Didn’t really think he was having you?
Connor: honestly I would not know, because again didn’t exist yet.
Jason: that’s actually around the time bizarro was made actually, well a year or 2 beforehand.
Connor: yeah makes sense, wait. bizarro is older than me?
bizarro: I'm younger than other superman.
Connor: true I do think your older than me, does lex keep saying anything about dissolving DNA to you guys?
Jason: on yeah that's what originally happened to biz over here, right buddy?
bizarro: me DNA re- reconsti- reconstituted.
Connor: oh damn, that most be why he is motherhen'ing so bad. "you really should be checking for it every 2 weeks" as lex says to me fortnightly now. ugh annoying.
Jason: really? guess I'll take his advice that does unironically sound like a good idea. Connor, well this has been nice. but we have to go or we are going to miss family dinner. see ya
Connor: honestly nice that you dropped by, nice to meet you bizarro!
bizarro: hi other superman!
Connor: you can call me Kon if you like
bizarro: hi Kon!
Connor: see you both enjoy the books! I'm sure bizarro will enjoy them
Jason: oh totally pride and prejudice is my favourite, I was looking for a copy for biz actually it's a wonderful gift, nice seeing you! see you next time for the space pirates?
Connor: always, those fucking space pirates though
bizarro: I love space pirates, they are the best
Connor: lol you're so right, bye guys!!
bizarro + Jason: bye!!!!
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#-pop#bizarro#dc comic#red hood and the outlaws#Jason todd#batfamily#superfam#superboy#superfamily#kon el#connor kent#kon el kent#kon kent#kon el superboy#the comic Connor is reading is Chew lol#also Jason 100% has been doing speech therapy with bizarro he sits down everyday and helps him read things out and pronounce it right#he struggles but he's doing great! he almost dissolved into nothing though.#he's like 5-7 years old give him a break he's a kid#he did become incredibly smart for a period but again he was still like 4-5 mentally a smart 4-5 year old is smart. then his DNA dissolved#he's like Connor they are way way younger than they physically are and don't have the life experience yet#Connor is a mix of comics Connor and young justice tv show#he's just more laidback then hyper or angry he grew out of his baby faze as he was like 6-7 months old when they broke him out of Cadmus#bizarro is chill he's cool. he hangs around Jason literally all day
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Hi. I would like my fellow monster fuckers to consider this AU-ish xenomorph headcanon:
In my mind, most, if not all, xenomorphs are female. Although only the queen can lay fertile eggs, what if most xenomorphs possess underdeveloped ovipositors that can lay small, infertile eggs? And, being the primal creatures they are, sometimes an intruder into the hive finds themselves at the mercy of a drone who wants to lay her eggs somewhere …
#monster fucker#monster lover#terato tag#terat0philliac#exophile#exophilia#monster romance#ovi kink#ovipositor#i only enjoy ovi under VERY specific circumstances#Those circumstances being that a) the eggs are either infertile and will soon be removed or dissolve on their own#Or that b) the eggs are fertile but are only inside recipient for a very short period of time#Ironically the thing about this kink is not the pregnancy aspect (which is the appeal for most/many I think?) but rather just. I guess#the idea of the sensation of it#Anyway now I’m rambling too much again
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okay. what if i cried. what then!
#emily prentiss#derek morgan#emily & morgan#again morgan is so intensely caring towards and protective of his friends#but its when his compassion is extended towards strangers that it really Get Me#theres too much love in his heart he doesnt have enough places to put it down#so he seeks them out#currently dissolving. goodbye#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s02e22#legacy#criminal minds 2x22
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proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart
#that delivery of “don't you believe i'm a fish?” sounds so hurt and it's perfect#likewise i think there are few one-liners/toppers that make me laugh as much as 'i told ya i was a pig'#and that all knowing glance at the audience from Daffy doesn't feel obnoxiously smarmy or self aware#there's a friendly nonchalance to it. a very clear amusement and not in a way that undermines anything this segment is setting out to achie#again. my favorite buzzword: that sincerity! a sincere investment and amusement in watching Porky obliviously and endearingly make an ass#out of himself#and of course the cross dissolve and setup of the composition implying a story/sequence of events taking place within that time...#this short isn't my favorite P+D short--i still LOVE IT A TON but there are so many i revere--but i think it's one of the most definitive#if someone was looking to get a good understanding on their character dynamic this would be one of my immediate recommendations#i haven't had the bandwidth to spread my pig and duck gospel but please#watch Porky and Daffy cartoons#tangential but i've always loved the sound effect Treg Brown uses for Porky dropping the gun#good exaggeration/whimsy while also connoting Porky's stubbornness and that this stupid petty argument is enough for him to lose sight of#his motives and discard his murder weapon. all because of this joyously stupid argument. so i like the self awareness there with how obtuse#the sound effects are#because anyone who is not Porky Pig would have just shot him point blank#and that is everything i love about their dynamic and how Daffy's intoxicating charisma and ability to get people invested even affects the#very characters on screen#gee d'you think i ought to have said more about this scene#lt#duck soup to nuts#freleng#vid
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the genuine audacity of this man to be like !! hehe !! I've got the Thunderbirds!! The most powerful machines in the world!! I'm going to !!! rob a bank
he spent all his Ford advertising money on his eyeliner
#Thunderbirds 2004#this is turning into a liveblog i did not mean it to be but YOLO#every so often i creep out of the woodwork#sprinkle you all with unhinged content#then dissolve into the ether again
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got carried away with a sketch and now i dont feel like finishing it properly <3
#ull look at this and say 'tf u mean its done???' and i say Lies. those are sketch lines and color blocks that i unfortunately started shadin#by the time i was adding subsurface scattering i realized it was too late. i run out of energy very quickly so im not gonna essentially do t#his Again yknow? not worth the effort this is nice enough as-is#unrelated to the pic but i finished book 6 tn and sobbed for 30 mins straight and idias horrors are so uncomfortably similar to me Help#god......i need to call my lil sister tomorrow. twst is ruining my life. why r all the ones i say 'just like me fr' so fucking awful and lam#idia?? leona?? azul????? throwing myself into the sun so i will dissolve and ignore this. at least i get deuce as well. hes my parttime son#oh wait this aint abt them this is abt sil seb. they got married when they were 4/5 seb proposed with a flower tied as a ring#ty for coming to my ted talk#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#silver vanrouge#<3#sebek zigvolt#silsebe#suntails
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@frandulent ❤️🔪 I couldn't decide which was funnier, so you get both of them begrudgingly admiring each other's b00b window/tit chest piercing lol
#genshin impact#kavetham#kaveh#alhaitham#al-haitham#frandulent#i too can make cursed text post memes#as you're very well aware lol#me appearing once to sh1tpost before dissolving back into the void once again#divorced and still grossly married#edits#q
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it's cool that you think l'amica geniale isn't actually about friendship. you can go fuck yourself
#jo in the tardis*#it's about this friendship between these two girls existing as a monument in the ruins of time#them melting into each other is a revolt against every violation of the body in their stories#because it's a violation of somebody's headspace with another's#when i say their stories i don't mean just their personal stories i mean every person that was responsible for their existence#everything is cyclic and everything is dissolving and the only thing you can do to rebel against it#is to be somebody's friend.#lenù wonders if she's important in the grand scheme of things throughout the whole book#but the culmination of it happens at the very end where her daughters disregard her work#and it's significant that it comes from her daughters. it means she hasn't done anything#she's her mother. with all her education she is her own mother to them.#only for lila to send those dolls... it's like... you and me exist as this fixed point in time.#this is how we're different. it's the whole plebs idea constantly being revisited.#the only way out is through a friend. it's not breaking the cycle. cities will burn and be built again#and change is unoriginal. you can only win if you build a city in someone else#l'amica geniale#platonic romance: you've read my book#this is the point because i said so.#platonic romance: my mind turns your life into folklore
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mr dome
#rereading mtmte again.... crying dissolving etc#chromedome#mtmte#maccadam#transformers#transformers mtmte#idk this is the best time ive had reading it yet. i think my brain changed like i got matururer or something#like i GET it now. maybe im reading slower idk#on issue 16
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