#do i HAVE to tag them all...

[purse-moneychurch]

Anyways. Have the relationship charts made by @kissmel0ser with my personal headcanons (headcannons... I'm unsure). The real reason behind Krupp and Purse not being in the post-2018 versions is that they completely forgot about the big race and went on their honeymoon and left their darling son Killerwatt in the hands of Elektra, who didn't even know about the existence of Killerwatt yet—

[wonderidolhaze]

Gardengram Prisoners and Their Love Lives (or lack thereof.)

hi guys it's your guy, wonder/viktor. back at it again with ocgram info-dumping. this is really long so all the info is under the cut. this is for my friend @mukuroom, but my other mutuals can see it.

anyways onto the relationships.

01 / Suzume Daimon: not much to say about her romantically. In her mind she’s a seventeen year old who doesn’t have time for crushes bc more important things matter. I kind of headcanon her as thinking she’s just not that interested in romance but later she finds out she’s aromantic. She has love for her brother if that counts 😶

02 / Akuji Reishin: You already know enough about him so I’ll skip this part.

03 / Ichigo Wakabayashi: one-sided crush on ‘yuki’ (she doesn’t know about the system so she’d actually have a crush on emiko) and one of her former bandmates. Bandmate dead and she’ll never confess to yuki bc of the internalized homophobia inside of her. Not much to say about her romance-wise too. I guess she wouldn’t be that interested in sex? But that’s kind of it.

04 / Hayato Tenma: boykisser. had several crushes on some of his classmates but never ended up confessing them. He was in a relationship with a man much older than him at the time for half a decade but he ended up killing the older man. Has worked in host clubs and engaged in compensated dating for money. Not big on sex but loves going on dates :3. I think he’d be interested in akuji if he wasn’t such a freak.

05 / Mitsuru Hayakawa: I ship her and Yuki together. They aren’t a couple in canon but Yuki is definitely interested in her. Mitsuru is a bit of a celebrity pre-imprisonment so she wouldn’t really date anyone since she wouldn’t want them to get harassed by media press or smth. I think she’d be into girls tho imo. She and yuki’s joint song is Loveit by Pinnochio-P. (i’ve associated it with both of them)

06 / Shinji Miura: not really interested in relationships and actively tries to avoid romantic, familial, or platonic bonding due to his trauma. Especially physical contact, do NOT give this man a hug if he doesn’t trust you or know you. He, Miju, and Suzume are all teens but it’s more like a messed up brother sister relationship with him and Suzume and Miju’s blonde so she’s automatically disqualified. So yeah no romance for him.

07 / Yuki Koyanagi: same with what i said about mitsuru. 0507 yuri :3. Yuki and emiko are both lesbians (Yuki realizes it later in her life since she’s been dormant for so long) jeanne doesn’t really care about relationships and yuu’s a child so she’s excluded from this conversation.

08 / Kojiro Ashikaga: OH BOY. cracks knuckles i’ve been waiting to talk about this. So kojiro’s had like four other girlfriends from every production he’s done. None of them worked out well. His trauma is kind of related to his girlfriends as the last relationship with the last girl killing herself and the others ended up in them getting harassed. Heavily changed the way he thinks about himself. I don’t have much to say about his girlfriends unfortunately. :/ i don’t think he’d be into dating or relationships for a while 🙁

09 / Seiko Indou: she had a crush on another patient while she was in the hospital after her incident. They bonded over their shared similar injuries and had a good relationship before he died. Seiko thought he died at the hands of a doctor and she hates doctors because of that. (sorry shidou. Not like it matters cus you’re dead now) they would’ve been a couple if he hadn’t died. Doomed straights /j

10 / Kenji ‘Ken’ Yamamoto: OH BOY. cracks knuckles i’ve been waiting to talk about this. oh kenji my sweet boy.. You didn’t deserve anything that happened in your love life. kenji and his soon to be girlfriend met while she was working at a cafe and they were both at the same college. He took one look at her and instantly was smitten. She was like “how can i help you today? :)” and he was like “oh my god she’s so pretty and so out of my league.” he went every weekend when he was free just to see her. Eventually he works up the courage to ask her out and then they start dating from there. They had a pretty good relationship despite both of them drinking a lot. Their dates ranged from buying clothes together (his girlfriend’s an agejo gyaru) to going out and partying. Too bad she died and haunts kenji in his dreams. Also i lied about him avoiding yuki. After rethinking I think he would be a little obsessed with yuki cus she reminds him of his girlfriend. He wouldn’t be flirting with her but he would try and get close to her. I think he’d use yuki as a way to find closure in his guilt after his girlfriend’s death (it’s not going to work at all.) Anyways um that’s a majority of what i wanted to say relationship-wise.

11 / Takara Amano: she wouldn’t be in a relationship pre-gardengram but not for the reasons you think! It’s because she’s in a cult and they’re very particular about their relationships. Especially since takara’s considered a saint in her cult and they don’t want her ‘purity’ to be taken away by the temptations of life. Or smth like that I haven’t worked out all the beliefs of her cult besides religious sacrifice of family members. Anyways yeah. I don’t have much to say about her romance wise since I don’t think she’d be that interested in romance even if she wasn’t in a cult tbh.

12 / Arata Usui: okay i know i’ve talked a lot about aramiko’s relationship but i want to talk about arata’s canon boyfriend. Arata’s canon boyfriend is an american who came to japan for an art job. He works as an art teacher and met arata when they were buying art supplies at the same store. They started hanging out after that and even though the soon-to-be boyfriend showed a lot of interest in arata, arata didn’t think he liked him back. (you’ve seen my fics, it’s hard for him to ask for more in his relationships and his partners often have to take the lead) eventually they do get together (the confession/night aramiko fanfic is kind of how i imagine their confession going) and they live together in arata’s apartment. Unfortunately the relationship’s riddled with codependency due to them both having depressive disorders (and arata’s depression getting worse once his boyfriend dies.) but arata still thinks back fondly to their relationship and misses his dead boyfriend dearly. I think he’d like hayato and kenji in the gardengram canon (pretty boys who are self-assured in their skills are arata's type, sorry mikoto but you can still kiss him in my fics.)

[cutest-silly-nb]

last few nights i've been trying to draw a doodle a night so here's the seven i've made so far

[kottkrig]

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

[luwha]

Not telling y'all that you should be able to identify AI slop (but it is a valuable skill, you totes should), but if you're to be accusing artists of being AI left and right at least go and do your homework, or at least do the bare minimum and use AI identification tools like Hive Moderation, so you 1- don't ruin someone's lifehood 2- don't make a clown out of yourself maybe

Like, i get it, AI slop and "AI artists" pretending to be genuine is getting harder and harder to identify, but just accusing someone out of the blue and calling it a day doesn't make it any better.

The AI clowns shifted to styles that have less "tells" and the AI arts are becoming better. Yeah, it sucks ass.

They're also integrating them with memes, so you chuckle and share, like those knights with pink backgrounds, some cool frog and a funny one liner, so you get used to their aesthetic.

This is an art from the new coming set Final Fantasy for MtG. This is someone on Reddit accusing someone of using AI. From what i can tell, and i fucking hate AI, there is NO AI used on this image.

As far as i can tell and as far as any tool i've used, the Artist didn't use AI. which leads to the next one:

they accused the artist of this one of using Ai. the name of this artist is Nestor Ossandon.

He as already been FALSELY ACCUSED of using AI, because he drew a HAND THAT LOOKED A LITTLE WEIRD, which caused a statement from D&D Beyond, confirming that no AI has been used.

Not to repeat mysef, they're accusing the art above, that is by Nestor, to have used Ai.

REAL artists are not machines. And just like the AI slop, we are not perfect and we make mistakes. The hands we draw have wonky fingers sometimes. The folds we draw are weird. But we are REAL. We are real people. And hey, some of our "mistakes" sometimes are CHOICES. Artistic choices are a thing yo.

If you're to accuse someone of using Ai, i know it's getting hard to identify. But come on. At least do your due diligence.

[l3irdl3rain]

someday i'll see you all again, but in the mean time I'll be collecting some new old friends

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[kenchann]

🎤🎶.

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[crystallized-cheese]

so like imagine Undertale characters but they're all crafts supplies Part Two Electric Boogaloo (Sans and Papyrus) (Toriel and Asgore) (Frisk and Flowey) (Napstablook and Mettaton)

[stealingyourbones]

Danny’s clockwork emblem gets damaged and causes him to glitch and slip through time (think Loki tv show Time Slipping or Into the Spider-Verse glitching). Lucky for him it’s not too random, his sporadic time jumps and flickering in and out of reality is centered on this vaguely familiar superhero he remembered Clockwork mentioning and he doesn’t quite know why.

[atanerrum]

🪳🪳🪳

[zaahvi]

GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

[crunchchute]

handful of dudes

[enderspawn]

these have been in my brain for literal months now please just get them out of here

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\