#do you hate your body? how to stop

[mollyolikeme]

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90's kids:

[icewindandboringhorror]

On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?

*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)

*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)

(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )

(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)

[skeletoninthemelonland]

never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy

[triglycercule]

What do you think the types of drunk would the murder trio be? Im pretty sure ask dusttale already answered this question about dust but i have to ask the mtt expert

see now askdusttale DID answer the question. but they didn't ANSWER the question when asked what dust is like drunk. they just said that dust is the type to drink himself blackout drunk. so that mean i have total freedom on deciding what the mtt are like drunk hehehe (rubs hands together in a villanous way that you would imagine nightmare doing or something idk)

i already have an absolutely hilarious idea for horror and it might just because i'm on the guilt section of his character analysis but i could TOTALLY imagine him being an emotional drunk. like he CRIES. horror sans man known for being incredibly guarded and private with what he feels bawling his eye out. he gets mad he gets sad he does not get happy because horror doesn't have the right to be happy. he is too upset over the fact that he fucking DOOMED all of horrortale because of his selfishness and nothing can stop him from being incredibly vocal about that fact so much so that killer had to tape his mouth shut because he wouldn't stop crying so loud. and then he just silently cries until he passes out from exhaustion. the alcohol has an incredibly strong effect on him because i dont think he would drink regularly plus he definitely hasnt drinken anything in those 7 years of starvation. it hits like a fucking plane crashing into him. or like getting his eye taken out again. either one!

another funny idea i had for killer would be like the alcohol affecting him but he SWEARS that he's still sober. he is very confused when he starts stumbling because wtf he doesnt FEEL drunk??? why is he bumping into walls and tables HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND FUCKING STUPID???? the alcohol is definitely effecting him but he swears he swears he doesn't feel drunk. hes not drunk its just the damn body doing this stupid bullshit!!!! he's still very aware of what's going on and is basically the same as sober but just like. he's wiggly he's wobbly and oh shit he just fell head face first into a tv whoops. he'd also have a high tolerance because just because. he can drink without feeling like shit until he just blacks out mid conversation with someone because his body couldn't take the toll of all the beer or whatever. hilarious idea triglycercule thank you triglycercule i know

dust in the context that we already know that he drinks AND he can fight against the human while like partially drunk.... i feel it would be kinda like a giggly drunk situation. except dust doesn't laugh at anything that's funny he only laughs when someone gets hurt or something. SADISTIC giggly drunk. because i can already imagine a half drunk dust laughing his ass off after killing the human and its a beautiful sight to me.

anyways imagine how it goes when you pair this sadistic giggly drunk with another that wont stop going through the 5 stages of grief and another that keeps on fucking falling over for no reason in his eyes. dream blunt rotation but the blunt is a bottle of vodka. i can already imagine it in my head and its fucking HILARIOUS. horror going on about how he caused the deaths of others and manipulated and tricked papyrus while killer is just trying his best to keep his eyes open because for some reason they won't stop trying to close. he is surprisingly getting frustated. dust has long since lost his voice laughing at this and he's just silent wheezing at everything. also phantom papyrus is only making the laughter worse because he keeps on making rude comments towards horror and killer and only he can hear him and its guffaw inducing. mtt amazing friend group you dont get shit like this anywhere else

[nari-writes]

Was meant to be self-sacrifice and somehow turned into Shenanigans instead: welcome the yj core 4 being three badly-raised teenage guys and one "normal" teenage girl who Does Not Deserve This Level Of Mortification (also, there's a vampire)

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"Okay," Tim says, and then again, a bit more breathlessly, "okay. We can do this. It's fine. It's fine? No-one's injured, and without blood their tracking won't be-"

"Shit," Cassie says. Tim's attention immediately snaps to her, which is not what she wants but also entirely what she expects.

"What?" he asks. "Did you get hurt? Are you okay?"

"No," she says, humiliation making her cheeks burn, and Tim gets even more concerned.

"No what?" he asks, and then, too fast for her to get an answer in, "No to you being okay? No to having an injury? Cassie-"

Oh god this is the worst, she thinks, because this is the punchline to the world's most misogynistic joke - an alien, a too-old baby, a socially awkward teen therapist, and a girl with- "I'm on my period," she says, and hates how squirmy embarrassment feels in her stomach.

Kon stares at her, looking vaguely panicked. Bart at least just cocks his head, but Tim can't even look at her, and he's turning pink under his mask-

"How- much blood?" Tim asks, sounding as awkwardly as she feels, and Cassie hisses.

"I don't measure it! I dunno, Robin, enough for a freaking blood-sniffing vampire to track-"

"Just turn it off?" Bart says, and Cassie makes an offended noise in the back of her throat.

"Wait, she can do that?" Kon asks, now looking even more panicked.

"No!" Tim and Cassie say in unison.

"I wish," Cassie adds, and this time it's Bart's turn to reel back.

"So you just bleed?" he asks, aghast.

Cassie's tone probably matches his when she asks, "Imp, has no-one had the talk with you yet? Is there no sex ed in the future?"

"Shots not," Tim says, and Cassie immediately repeats the phrase, desperately.

"What!" Kon says, "No, no, no, no, I am not- I can't! You want me to teach him? I don't even know if human sex ed is different from Kryptonian sex ed!"

"Not like Superman gave you many pointers on either," Tim mutters, because he takes every chance he can get to snub Clark, and Cassie steps on his foot.

"Nobody has to tell me about anything," Bart says crossly, "I'll just go to the library and teach myself-"

"Vampire!" says Tim, grabbing Bart's bicep before he can flash from the room. "Oh my god do not go out there right now."

[uncanny-tranny]

I know I've talked about this before, but as somebody with Strong features who has been mocked for it, it really infuriates me when people bully others for changing their strong features through surgery instead of criticizing beauty culture, you know, a big issue as to why people with strong or ethnic features are often bullied or even discriminated against. When you bully people for altering their appearance through surgery, you may just be victim-blaming somebody. Beauty culture is the issue, not somebody using their bodily autonomy as they see fit.

[mymarifae]

every time there's a post like "you guys don't have to shave btw" the replies and tags are just brimming people buckling down and defending shaving like their lives depend on it .

"i need to shave because [something that's just objectively incorrect]"

"i need to shave because [skin problems that are caused by the act of shaving in the first place and if you stop shaving they'll go away]"

"i need to shave because my body hair is itchy/irritating" when you shave the hair will initially grow back very stiff and scratchy. if you stop shaving and allow your hair to grow in fully i promise the irritation will go away

"i need to shave because society/i don't like body hair i'd rather be smooth :(" skill issue

[pheonixkenny]

Eldritch Kenny Fanfiction Backstory

So I'm working on my fanfic, "The Perks of Being an Eldritch Abomination", a fic where Kenny gains more visibly inhuman traits as he gets older due to his connection with Cthulhu a la "The Shadow Over Innsmouth." And even though it's not going to be important to the story at all, I came up with a whole backstory about why Kenny is the way he is. (Though a lot of this could also work in canon too.) So much so that I may have to write a whole new fanfiction for the new story this inspires. Alright, here goes.

Since in canon Kenny’s parents went to the cult meeting for the promise of free beer and thus can’t remember anything on account of being wasted, in my story the beer was a lure to get an outsider to come to the meeting. The cult slipped something in their drinks to knock them out and preformed a ritual on Kenny’s mom to impregnate her with the son of their god. Kenny was the result. She just assumed that Stuart was the father because he was the only person she was with at the time. So Kenny is in fact half human half elder god, that's where his immortality comes from, as well as the other changes exclusive to my fanfiction. The ritual didn’t affect his personality though, so he stays good throughout.

Though the main inspiration for my story was "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" I also took inspiration from another H.P. Lovecraft story "The Dunwich Horror", which is about a poor family in a small, rural town where a woman gives birth to a boy who's the son of Yog-Sothoth, another elder god. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? (Honestly I might have taken more from this story than from "Shadow") Especially the part about how Wilbur (the boy) has a tendency to keep himself bundled up in layers to hide his otherworldly appearance. (Though he does keep his face exposed.) Since, canonically, we know Kenny has some sort of connection to Cthulhu because of the immortality, and he also has a tendency to stay bundled up, it was too big a connection to ignore. One aspect of the story of "The Dunwich Horror" is that Wilbur is trying to open the gate between our reality and the reality of the elder gods and summon the Elder Gods over here. So, that's also the cult's objective with Kenny, and why they did all this in the first place. Of course, like "Shadow Over Innsmouth", the main difference between Kenny and Wilbur is morality and intent. While Wilbur is totally ok with the plan to open the gates, Kenny absolutely would not be, and would try his best to stop it. I also thought it would be cool if it was a cyclical thing. Since the Elder Gods are explicitly real in the South Park universe I like to think that both of those stories actually happened in-universe, with H.P. Lovecraft being a nonfiction author. Thus, the cult attempted to open the gate in the 1920's 100 years ago with Wilbur, now they're trying again with Kenny.

(Also a fun fact I learned while writing the fic, the sea captain who makes first contact with The Deep Ones? His name is Captain Obed Marsh. That's why I had Stan be the one to confront Kenny first, to add one more parallel.)

[m00ngbin]

Every time I see an out of state license plate on the back of the car that's causing ridiculous amounts of traffic in my town I go ballistic very quietly

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

Can i be a hater for a second. If i have to hear mother by meghan trainor again i am actually going to hunt her down for sport

[paradubolical]

"i would never detransition just to make people like me" okay you obviously haven't been bullied very much

[sysig]

Silly goofy StanNarrator (Patreon)

[rez-urrection]

hey a post about transmisogyny !! I sure hope the poster doesn't deliberately say trans and cis men can not be the victim of genital sexualization, sexual or verbal harrasment, fetishization or violence !

*reads*

oh :(

[aphroditestummyrolls]

I graduate with my masters degree in exactly a week— time to scramble for something to wear that doesn’t make me want to peel myself ✌️🫠

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

her messages on violence keep being really fucking mixed

[milo-is-rambling]

Need to stop making jokes about my grief and depression but then literally who would I be anymore.