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destimnesia · 1 year ago
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⠁ ⠀NOTION HQS LAYOUT ⠀———⠀ PARANOIA
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PARANOIA is a paid notion layout for rpg headquarters. it's easy to edit, comes with a mobile navigation, main plot, ruler, unavaiable and banned faceclaims, a dice roller widget, along with various useful pages. there's a google doc version coming soon!
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𝟎𝟏⠁ ⠀ENGLISH ⠀———⠀IMPORTANT
1. don’t repost / reupload 2. don't reuse my layers 3. don't claim it as yours 4. personal use only 5. credits are MANDATORY
𝟎𝟐⠁ ⠀ PORTUGUÊS ⠀———⠀ IMPORTANTE
1. não reposte/repasse 2. não reuse meus recursos 3. não reivindique como seu 4. apenas para uso pessoal 5. créditos são OBRIGATÓRIOS
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ragnars-tooth · 1 month ago
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I continue to be on my bizarre david rain shit!!
While writing the timeloop fic and other fainy david stuff i keep bringing up the idea that he has a sort of 'mental dashboard' during times of stress. It's not anything so literal as this but i was overdue a green and red drawing
(full dashboard image under the cut, definitely a bit eyestrainy)
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'matt what are all these circles and graphs?' idk 😍🫶
i thought about giving david a clearly abormal ecg but i don't know enough about them to know How i wanted it to be abnormal </3
apparently the ix are a biohazard at risk of explosion. which... i dont think is Incorrect
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frostycatblr-fandom-files · 5 months ago
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WIP Title List
Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.
[Yeah, that's not gonna happen when you see how many WIPs I have.]
Thanks for the tag, @dystopicjumpsuit! I recently revealed a pretty good amount of my WIP shame in this game and this game, but I remembered there was more a couple days ago...
Send me an ask about whichever WIP(s) piques your interest the most, if you'd like!
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Lost on Life Day [Rex x F!Reader] [Ask] COMPLETED
Cyber Crush [Wrecker x F!Reader]
Stuck in the Stacks [Wolffe x F!Reader]
No Foxes In This Hole [Fox x O!FC Series] [Ask; prior to change]
Seaglass in the Surf [Mando x F!Reader]
Your Body Remembers [Mando x F!Reader]
Yellow Blankets, Yellow Blades [Cal Kestis x GN!Reader] [Ask]
Like Family (Re-write) [Feral Opress x F!Reader]
Hunting the Nexu [Crosshair x OFC Series]
Glory In Gold [Imp!Cody x GN!Reader]
Loving a Lazarus Species [Tech x GN!Reader]
Dressed to the Ninety-Nines [Hunter x F!Reader] [Ask] [Ask 2]
Laundry on the Line [TBB!Echo x GN!Reader]
Where The Wildest Stars Grow [Wrecker x F!Jedi!Reader]
This is Blue Vulture Tower, Over [Modern AU Crosshair Fic]
Maker As My Witness [Boba Fett x F!Reader]
Names Are For Tombstones [Mando x F!Reader]
Flowers For A Brute [Savage Opress x F!Reader]
Of Honeysuckle and Haiku (Part 2) [Tech x F!Reader]
Wounded Wings [Tech x OFC Series]
Dog: Verburyc [Sgt. Hound x GN(?)Reader] [Ask]
Endlings [Post Stasis Kix]
Fluent In Nerd [Tech x F!Reader]
Magpie Behavior [Mando or Clone x Reader]
What's Left? Nothing. [Wolffe x Reader or OFC] [Ask]
99% Certain [Tech x GN!Reader]
Tracker. Teammate. Teacher. [Hunter fic]
My Vod Was Right About You [Yet-unspecified Clone x Reader]
Fossils And Ferns [Tech and Omega family fic]
A Shell of You Remains [Halloween Fic]
Worthy In All Forms [TBB!Echo x GN(?)Reader]
The GAR's Golden Boy [Cody x GN!Reader] [Ask]
Clone OC Storyline WIPs
Brothers & Batchmates Part 3
B&B Part 4
Blindsided Brothers
Brothers Night Out
A Brother's Great Honor
Baby Brothers - Scruffy's Telling
Everyone Lives AU
Chip Activation AU
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No Pressure Tags: @dreamie411 @dragonrider9905 @eclec-tech @eternal-transcience @ulchabhangorm + @clonethirstingisreal @523rdrebel @returnofthepineapple @littlemissmanga @kimiheartblade aaaaand whoever else feels so intrigued!
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isfjmel-phleg · 6 months ago
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Wow, grocery delivery person, great photo of the dashboard of your car. The groceries on my doorstep might even be in there too if I squint hard enough.
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jcmarchi · 1 month ago
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Stackpack Secures $6.3M to Reinvent Vendor Management in an AI-Driven Business Landscape
New Post has been published on https://thedigitalinsider.com/stackpack-secures-6-3m-to-reinvent-vendor-management-in-an-ai-driven-business-landscape/
Stackpack Secures $6.3M to Reinvent Vendor Management in an AI-Driven Business Landscape
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In a world where third-party tools, services, and contractors form the operational backbone of modern companies, Stackpack has raised $6.3 million to bring order to the growing complexity.
Led by Freestyle Capital, the funding round includes support from Elefund, Upside Partnership, Nomad Ventures, Layout Ventures, MSIV Fund, and strategic angels from Intuit, Workday, Affirm, Snapdocs, and xAI.
The funding supports Stackpack’s mission to redefine how businesses manage their expanding vendor networks—an increasingly vital task as organizations now juggle hundreds or even thousands of external partners and platforms.
Turning Chaos into Control
Founded in 2023 by Sara Wyman, formerly of Etsy and Affirm, Stackpack was built to solve a problem she knew too well: modern companies are powered by vendors, yet most still track them with outdated methods—spreadsheets, scattered documents, and guesswork. With SaaS stacks ballooning and AI tools proliferating, unmanaged vendors become silent liabilities.
“Companies call themselves ‘people-first,’ but in reality, they’re becoming ‘vendor-first,’” said Wyman. “There are often 6x more vendors than employees. Yet there’s no system of record to manage that shift—until now.”
Stackpack gives finance and IT teams a unified, AI-powered dashboard that provides real-time visibility into vendor contracts, spend, renewals, and compliance risks. The platform automatically extracts key contract terms like auto-renewal clauses, flags overlapping subscriptions, and even predicts upcoming renewals buried deep in PDFs.
AI That Works Like a Virtual Vendor Manager
Stackpack’s Behavioral AI Engine acts as an intelligent assistant, surfacing hidden cost-saving opportunities, compliance risks, and critical dates. It not only identifies inefficiencies—it takes action, issuing alerts, initiating workflows, and providing recommendations across the vendor lifecycle.
For instance:
Renewal alerts prevent surprise charges.
Spend tracking identifies underused or duplicate tools.
Contract intelligence extracts legal and pricing terms from uploads or integrations with tools like Google Drive.
Approval workflows streamline onboarding and procurement.
This brings the kind of automation once reserved for enterprise procurement platforms like Coupa or SAP to startups and mid-sized businesses—at a fraction of the cost.
A Timely Solution for a Growing Problem
Vendor management has become a boardroom issue. As more companies shift budgets from headcount to outsourced services, compliance and financial oversight have become harder to maintain. Stackpack’s early traction is proof of demand: just months after launch, it’s managing over 10,500 vendors and $510 million in spend across more than 50 customers, including Every Man Jack, Rho, Density, HouseRx, Fexa, and ZeroEyes.
“The CFO is the one left holding the bag when things go wrong,” said Brandon Lee, Accounting Manager at BizzyCar. “Stackpack means we don’t have to cross our fingers every quarter.”
Beyond Visibility: Enabling Smarter Vendor Decisions
Alongside its core platform, Stackpack is launching Requests & Approvals, a lightweight tool to simplify vendor onboarding and purchasing decisions—currently in beta. The feature is already attracting customers looking for faster, more agile alternatives to traditional procurement systems.
With a long-term vision to help companies not only manage but discover and evaluate vendors more strategically, Stackpack is laying the groundwork for a smarter, interconnected vendor ecosystem.
“Every vendor decision carries legal, financial, and security consequences,” said Dave Samuel, General Partner at Freestyle Capital. “Stackpack is building the intelligent infrastructure to manage these relationships proactively.”
The Future of Vendor Operations
As third-party ecosystems grow in size and complexity, Stackpack aims to transform vendor operations from a liability into a competitive advantage. Its AI-powered approach gives companies a modern operating system for vendor management—one that’s scalable, proactive, and deeply integrated into finance and operations.
“This isn’t just about cost control—it’s about running a smarter company,” said Wyman. “Managing your vendors should be as strategic as managing your talent. We’re giving companies the tools to make that possible.”
With fresh funding and a rapidly expanding customer base, Stackpack is poised to become the new standard for how modern businesses manage the partners powering their growth.
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saxonai · 2 months ago
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proapps365 · 2 months ago
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Document Review for SharePoint – Centralized Document Tracking & Review
Easily manage, track, and schedule document reviews in SharePoint with Document Review for SharePoint. Centralized dashboard, automated reminders, and full visibility.
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kroolo-12 · 4 months ago
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In this video, learn how to create custom dashboards using AI to take your project management to the next level.
💡 Key Highlights: ✅ Navigate to the Dashboard section in your project ✅ Use the "Generate Dashboard" feature to create AI-powered charts ✅ Choose prompts, formats, and relevant fields for your custom dashboards ✅ Easily add charts to your dashboard for a tailored view of your project
Streamline your workflows and visualize your data effortlessly with Kroolo AI!
🔗 Get started today: https://www.kroolo.com
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Day 51/100 days of productivity | Wed 10 Apr, 2024
The building’s fire alarm went off at an ungodly hour in the morning, cutting off my sleep :/
At work:
Had a lot of work to catch up on, including a ton of emails
Made significant progress on a coding task I need to finish by Friday
Wrote some documentation
At home:
Updated my world travel dashboard with the new cities/states I just visited on my eclipse trip (Ohio, Pittsburgh, West Virginia)
Started writing my eclipse blog
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mephisto-reporting · 7 months ago
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Princess Treatment - LADS HCs
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Premise: You spoil him rotten, giving him the true princess treatment whenever he least expects it. Based on this request. Pairing: reader x Xavier, Zayne, Rafayel, Sylus (Seperate) Note: Reader and the men are in a relationship. This is pure fluff and I wrote these as headcanons on how the MC would spoil the lads men.
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XAVIER
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Tying His Shoelaces: Xavier, perpetually lost in thought or too sleepy to notice, never realizes his shoelaces have come undone. You’ve taken it upon yourself to stop him mid-step, kneeling down without hesitation to tie them up for him. "Y-you don’t have to do that,” he murmurs, his ears tinged red as other hunters in the UNICORNS squad snicker or raise eyebrows. Despite his protests, he secretly loves the care and attention you give him. Sometimes, he’ll glance down at his laces before heading out, secretly hoping you’ll stop him again.
The Crumb Crisis: You’ve come to notice that Xavier is always getting crumbs on his face—whether it’s from a snack he didn’t realize he’d left out or a meal he’s rushed through. You’ve made it a habit to carry a handkerchief with you, and whenever you see those crumbs stuck to his cheek, you gently take the cloth and wipe them off. He’s always caught off guard, sometimes even stammering, "I'm fine, really!" but the quiet appreciation in his eyes is unmistakable.
Homecooked Comfort: After grueling missions, Xavier is too drained to do much beyond collapsing on his couch. And given his well-documented kitchen disasters—he once managed to burn soup—you’ve made it a point to spoil him with hearty, homecooked meals. From comforting stews to his favorite snacks, you make sure he’s well-fed and taken care of. The first time you did it, his sleepy eyes widened in surprise. “You… made this for me?” “Of course. You deserve it.” He savors every bite, and though he’s not great with words, the way he quietly finishes everything on his plate is thanks enough.
Fuck the machines: Claw machines are Xavier’s mortal enemy. You’ve watched him struggle time and again, his focus no match for the slippery claws, even when he uses his Evol. So, you’ve taken over as his claw machine champion. "Which one do you want this time?” you ask, cracking your knuckles as he hesitates before shyly pointing to a particularly adorable plush. You win it with ease, handing it to him with a triumphant grin. “For you, Your Highness.” He laughs softly, his rare smile lighting up his face. “You’re too good at this.”
Bedhead Boy: Xavier’s perpetually messy bedhead is endearing, but sometimes it’s just too much for you to resist smoothing down. With a quiet hum, you gently comb your fingers through his hair, fixing it without a second thought. “Hey…” he starts to protest, but he always lets you finish, his ears pink as you pat his head affectionately.
ZAYNE
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Door Dash: Zayne’s disdain for hospital canteen food is no secret, and you’ve made it your mission to ensure he eats something wholesome during his grueling shifts. You send him meals carefully packed in insulated containers, often including his favorite dishes. Occasionally, you’ll slip in a small dessert, knowing his secret sweet tooth. He doesn’t say much when he gets them, but you’ve caught a glimpse of the faint smirk he wears when he opens the package. “You know I can survive on vending machine snacks, right?” he’d quip over the phone later, but the fact he finishes every bite says otherwise.
Sticky notes: Zayne isn’t the type to expect grand gestures, so you leave small, thoughtful surprises instead. A note tucked into his hospital coat pocket with a cheeky, “Don’t overwork yourself. I still need my heart surgeon around.” Or a sticky note on his dashboard that reads, “Drive safe, handsome.” Once, he found one in his mail that simply said, “Stop glaring at everyone, I know you’re secretly nice.” He pretends to be unfazed, rolling his eyes or muttering something sarcastic like, “Am I being stalked?” but he keeps every single one in a drawer at home.
Spoil me, rotten: Zayne’s wardrobe is filled with impeccably tailored long coats, a staple of his polished appearance. You’ve taken to buying him accessories like elegant brooches, leather gloves, or even scarves that perfectly complement his collection. He always protests when you present them, narrowing his eyes and saying, “You do know I can buy these myself, right?” But the next time you see him, he’s wearing the latest item with an almost imperceptible look of pride. You tease him about it, and he deadpans, “It’s just practical. Don’t overthink it.”
Doctor's Day Out: Knowing how chaotic Zayne’s schedule as a top surgeon can be, you take charge of planning the weekends so he doesn’t have to lift a finger. Whether it’s booking a cozy dinner reservation, arranging a quiet getaway, or even planning an at-home movie night, you ensure everything is set. “All you need to do is show up and look stunning,” you joke, and he raises an eyebrow. “Well, I’m halfway there already,” he retorts dryly, but the way he leans back and relaxes during those weekends tells you he’s more grateful than he lets on.
Massage therapist: Zayne’s hands are his lifeline, and after long, intricate surgeries, they’re often sore and strained. You’ve made it a habit to take his hands in yours and gently massage them, working out the tension in his fingers and wrists. He pretends to be indifferent at first but notices that your skills have improved. After all, you’d put in the effort to learn different techniques to aid him and his skilled hands. “I hope you’re not charging me for this.” He jokes. But as your thumbs press into the tight knots, his usual stoic demeanor falters. The sharp lines of stress around his eyes soften, and his shoulders, once hunched from exhaustion, slowly unwind.
RAFAYEL
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After you: It’s no secret Rafayel enjoys being the center of your attention, and you’re more than happy to oblige. Wherever you are—be it a café, an art gallery, or even your own home—you always make it a point to open the door for him. Without fail, he pauses, waiting for you to complete the gesture. It’s not that he can’t do it himself, but he loves seeing that soft, proud smile on your face when you hold the door just for him. Of course, he’d never outright admit it. Instead, he’ll quip something bratty, like, “Took you long enough, Cutie” but the faint curve of his lips tells you he secretly adores it.
Color Splash: Rafayel’s world revolves around his art, and you’ve made it your mission to fuel his creativity. Whether it’s hunting down rare pigments, finding unconventional materials to create new textures, or gifting him innovative tools, you never miss an opportunity to surprise him. When he first discovers your thoughtful additions to his collection, he’s practically radiant, eyes gleaming with inspiration as he eagerly experiments. Of course, he’ll nonchalantly mutter, “I could’ve found this myself, you know,” but his excitement is undeniable, and you know you’ve made his day.
Cheater, Cheater: You pride yourself on your competitive streak, but when it comes to Kitty Cards with Rafayel, you can’t help but let him bend the rules. He catches on every time, glancing at you with a knowing smirk as he casually switches out cards while you pretend not to notice. He knows exactly what you’re doing but plays along with a sly grin. Winning always means he gets to name his prize, and without fail, it’s more time with you. “Your competitive streak is slipping, cutie,” he teases, already pulling you closer. “Guess you’ll just have to pay for it with another evening by my side.”
Passenger Princess: Whether it’s the car or your motorbike, Rafayel is always the passenger princess with you. He’s perfectly content letting you take the wheel, whether it’s navigating through traffic or cruising down open roads. He’ll sit back, casually tossing a playful comment your way, his relaxed demeanor making it clear he has no interest in taking control. But even more than that, he loves the attention you give him. He’ll rest his hand on your shoulder or his head against the seat, basking in the comfort of being close to you. It’s his way of enjoying the ride—and you—without the fuss.
Creative Clean up: Rafayel’s studio is a whirlwind of creativity, but it’s also a constant mess. Brushes, paints, papers, clothes—everything’s scattered around like a storm wrecked his living space. Coffee cups would double as pen holders, and brushes would be left lying around like they were an afterthought. But no matter how chaotic it became, you never complained. You’d roll up your sleeves and clean up every single time you visited him. He’d give you a cheeky grin, the same one he wore whenever he was being a brat, and say, “You know you don’t have to do this, right? I like my space just the way it is.” But he never stopped you, and in the moments when he didn’t look, his eyes would soften, and a hint of appreciation would slip through his normally playful mask. He knew you cared for him in a way that no one else did.
SYLUS
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Product Placement: Sylus was used to getting what he wanted, whether it was luxury items or rare finds. He had his preferences, and he wasn’t one to settle for less. But when you made it your mission to keep his favorite, expensive brands stocked in your home—whether it was gourmet food, skincare products, or niche equipment—it didn’t go unnoticed. The first time you did this, Sylus had been caught off guard. He’d teased you, of course. “I don’t need you to be my personal store, kitten. I’ve got everything I need.” But when he came over and found everything perfectly laid out just the way he liked it, the teasing turned into a more meaningful smile. He would let you spoil him just enough to acknowledge your effort, but never enough to let you feel like you were getting the upper hand. That was the Sylus way.
Rare Rhythms:  Sylus’ love for rare records was well-known, and so was the fact that he had an extensive collection of limited-edition vinyl. But you didn’t mind diving into the world of obscure, indie artists just to get him something new for his collection. It wasn’t easy, though. It took long hours of scouring flea markets, searching online auction houses, and talking to music enthusiasts who knew more than a thing or two about underground talent. It was often a challenge, but for you, it was worth every second. Sylus didn’t say much, but you could tell by the way he listened to every single one of them, that he was genuinely impressed. "They’ve got potential," he'd said, before you knew it, that same artist was suspiciously rising in popularity, and you’d smile every time Sylus mentioned them. “You really know how to find a diamond in the rough, don’t you, sweetie?”
Spoiled Stubborn: Sylus was always the one taking the lead, always the one orchestrating the grand gestures. Spoiling him? Not so easy. He didn’t make it easy for anyone to do that. He would never outright refuse, but it was clear that when you tried, he preferred to return the favor rather than let you take charge. But you were stubborn—probably even more so than he was. You wanted him to be spoiled just as much. You wanted him to experience the kind of care he gave to everyone else, and you had just the way to do it: Planning dates where he couldn’t take over. Once it was picnic in the woods. You went all out—your best blankets, his favorite snacks, wine you knew he’d like—and most importantly, you took care of every detail so that he couldn’t take charge. The other time, it was a movie night at your place where everything was set: Popcorn, soda, the projector and candy. “You’re stubborn, you know that?” he remarked softly, but there was affection behind his words. "I want spoil you... but you’ve managed to spoil me instead." You smiled, the warmth in your chest spreading, knowing that in these small moment, you had made him feel cared for—something he usually avoided letting others do.
Sylus’ Salon: Sylus had always been a little gruff, his rugged demeanor giving off the impression of someone who was clinical and composed. But you knew him better than that. One of those moments was when you washed and dried his hair. He’d never asked for it, but you’d begun doing it without thinking. Maybe it was the way his silver hair shimmered under the water, or maybe it was the way he looked so disarmed when he let his guard down, letting you comb through his hair with graceful  fingers. You’d always notice how his breath would deepen, how his eyes would close just a little longer than necessary. "I know you like doing this," he’d say, the faintest hint of a grin playing on his lips. "But you’re making it hard for me to act all tough with you fussing over me like this." You’d laugh softly, pressing a kiss to his forehead before continuing to dry his hair. It was an act of tenderness, a side of him that no one got to see.
Touch Starved: Sometimes, it wasn’t the grand gestures that mattered. It was the little touches. —a soft brush of your hand against his cheek or the fleeting warmth of your fingers tracing his jaw—he couldn’t help but pause. He’d find himself rewinding moments of you brushing his hair out of his face, or simply wrapping your arms around him when he least expected it. He’d tense, but only for a moment, before letting the warmth of your embrace dissolve his guarded exterior. “It seems like a certain kitten cannot keep her hands to herself.” Sylus would tease, a hint of a smirk tugging at his lips as you snuck in another kiss, letting him know that you’d spoil him with your touches and kisses, even if he won’t admit it loudly.
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AN: reblogs, feedback and opinions are appreciated!
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elcereza · 1 year ago
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Integração da TTN com a TagoIO
Aprenda como fazer integração da The Things Network (TTN) com a TagoIO para expandir seus estudos com LoRaWAN
   A integração da TTN com a TagoIO é uma das diversas opções de integrações possíveis com a TagoIO e se você tem uma cobertura da TTN disponível, certamente vai querer testar essa integração.    A TTN no Brasil é muito fraca se comparado com as duas principais coberturas de LoRaWAN no Brasil que é a American Tower (Everynet) e a Helium network. Porém a TTN é ótima para quem é projetista ou…
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th3-c0ll3ct3r · 1 year ago
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I was given an assignment 6 weeks ago and I've been doing the allocated time plan for the last 6 weeks.
Turns out you actually need 2 whole months to do the assignment as stated by the exam board and my college just decided that, "Fuck it they can do it"
It's now 12:42am and I've typing for last 5 hours.
It's due tomorrow. AND WHAT EVEN WORSE IS THAT 5 HOURS AGO WHEN I WAS GOOGLE THIS INFORMATION I FOUND OUT IT'S ONLY WORTH 17% OF THE FRICKING GRADE!
What is this? Some sadistic educational torture? This is my first 5 min break in an hour and 30 minutes. And I've still gotta write the evaluation and test plan. I'm so I've this.
UPDATE: 2am and done.
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aleksatia · 3 months ago
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You went for a drive out of the city, and during a coffee stop, you decided to break the news in a creative way. You had "Best Dad Ever" written on his cup.
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🧜‍♂️ Rafayel
The drive is calm. For once, Rafayel isn’t dramatically complaining about how boring the scenery is, nor is he blasting music at full volume just to mess with you. Instead, he’s relaxed, one hand draped over the wheel, sunglasses perched on the bridge of his nose, humming lazily to himself.
You hand him his coffee.
“Mm, thanks, cutie,” he purrs, taking it without looking, already lifting it to his lips—
Sip.
Pause.
His fingers tighten slightly.
Then—
The car swerves.
"RAFAYEL!"
With zero hesitation, he veers off the road and slams the brakes, the car jerking to a sudden, dramatic stop.
"WHAT THE HELL—" you start, gripping the dashboard.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
Rafayel is staring at the cup like it just personally betrayed him. His eyes are huge, his fingers clamped so tightly around the cup that you’re genuinely worried it might crack.
He snatches off his sunglasses, turns to you, and—says nothing.
Just breathes heavily.
Like he’s witnessed something cosmic.
You raise an eyebrow. "Something wrong, babe?"
He flips the cup toward you, jabbing at the words printed on the side.
Best Dad Ever.
"Is this a joke?" His voice cracks. “IS THIS A JOKE?!”
You bite back a laugh. "Nope."
His entire body freezes. His brain disconnects from reality.
Then—
He LAUNCHES himself out of the car.
“RAFAYEL, OH MY GOD—”
He starts pacing.
Wildly.
Hand in his hair, fully spiraling.
"I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" He throws his arms in the air. "MY GENES ARE TOO POWERFUL—THIS WAS INEVITABLE—"
You lean out the window, exasperated. "Can you—"
"I CAN’T BREATHE—"
"Then inhale through your nose, genius."
"I AM. IT'S NOT ENOUGH."
He stops abruptly. Whips back toward you. Marches over to the car like a man with a mission, plants his hands on the doorframe, and leans in—
"You’re serious?" His voice is deadly quiet now.
You hold his gaze. “I’m serious.”
For a second, he just stares at you.
Then, suddenly—
He laughs.
At first, just a short breath. Then—full giddy, unfiltered joy. He grabs your face, kisses you sloppy and hard, and laughs against your lips like he can’t believe it.
"I KNEW IT!" He pulls back just to yell into the sky. "I AM ABOUT TO CREATE THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE IN EXISTENCE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? THIS IS HISTORIC. THIS CHILD WILL BE A CULTURAL ICON—"
You groan. "Rafayel—"
“I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THIS MOMENT.”
"—No."
He’s already reaching for his phone.
"—RAFAYEL, NO—"
"WE NEED A PORTRAIT. A MONUMENT. A SERIES OF LIMITED-EDITION ART PRINTS."
You physically reach over and grab his wrist. "GET BACK IN THE DAMN CAR."
He gasps.
Dramatically.
Hand-on-heart levels of betrayal.
"You wouldn’t deprive me of this joy?"
"I will deprive you of seeing your child if you don’t start driving."
Instantly—he’s back in the car.
Straightens his jacket. Adjusts his hair. Puts on his sunglasses.
"Holy sharks," he breathes, gripping the wheel. "I'm gonna be a dad."
You sigh, finally relaxing. "Yeah, babe. You are."
He exhales slowly.
Then, softer this time, he reaches out, brushing his fingers over your stomach—reverent now.
"You just made me the happiest being alive," he murmurs. His smirk is still there, but his voice is completely serious.
You smile, resting your hand over his. “I know.”
The moment lingers—soft, intimate, perfect.
And then—
A wicked glint flashes in his eyes.
“Ohhh,” he grins, leaning back lazily. “This kid is gonna be a menace.”
You groan. "Rafayel—"
"THEY WILL BE CHAOS INCARNATE."
"Stop—"
"WE HAVE A DYNASTY TO BUILD."
And just like that—your entire future flashes before your eyes.
🖤🐦Sylus
It’s been a quiet drive, Sylus tapping his fingers against the steering wheel, humming along to the music. He’s in a good mood. Relaxed. Smug, as usual, but easygoing.
You hand him his coffee.
He takes it, sips, lets out a pleased little hum—
And then—
The car jerks.
You barely have time to register what happened before he slams on the brakes, throwing an arm across your waist to stop you from lurching forward.
“SYLUS—”
"EXCUSE ME?!"
The wheels screech to a stop on the side of the road. A cloud of dust kicks up behind the car, but Sylus doesn’t even look at it. No—his full, undivided attention is now locked onto the cup in his hand.
He turns it slowly, his crimson eyes glowing as he reads the words again. And again.
Best. Dad. Ever.
He blinks.
Then he grins.
Not just a smirk—a full, wicked, teeth-flashing, Sylus-style grin that immediately puts you on high alert.
“Kitten,” he purrs, tilting his head, voice dangerously low. “Is this what I think it is?”
You cross your arms. “If you think it means I’m pregnant, then yes.”
He lets out a low whistle, tapping the cup against the steering wheel like he cannot believe his luck.
“Oh-ho-ho,” he laughs, running a hand through his silver hair. “Oh, kitten.”
“…Why do you sound like you won something?” you ask, already regretting everything.
He takes another slow sip of coffee, relishing it, before placing the cup deliberately in the holder. Then he turns to you.
And just—stares.
His eyes gleam. His smirk deepens. And then—
“You belong to me now,” he murmurs, voice soaked in satisfaction.
Oh. Oh no.
“Don’t—”
“You were already mine,” he continues, ignoring your protest, fingers tracing slow circles on your knee. “But this? This makes it official.”
You squint. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“Oh, sweetheart,” he breathes, leaning in until his nose barely brushes yours. “You are so trapped.”
Your breath catches.
His lips brush your jaw. Soft. Slow. Dangerous.
“Our baby,” he murmurs against your skin. “My legacy.”
Okay, that makes you snort. “Legacy? Are you serious—”
His fingers tighten on your thigh.
“I never joke about ownership, kitten.”
Your stomach flips. “Sylus, I swear—”
“I am,” he continues, voice so dangerously pleased, “about to be the most unbearable man alive.”
“You already are.”
He chuckles, dark and smooth.
Then, with zero warning, he pulls your seat lever—fully reclines it—and cages you in with both arms.
“SYLUS—”
“You think I’m letting you out of this car without celebrating properly?” His knee presses between yours. His lips hover just over yours. “Oh, kitten.”
A smug, deadly whisper—
“You’re not going anywhere.”
And just like that—you are so. Completely. Screwed.
☃️ Zayne
The drive is quiet, smooth, the hum of the engine steady. Zayne is driving like he does everything else—efficiently, precisely, with absolute control. One hand on the wheel, the other resting on the gear shift, his posture effortlessly composed.
You hand him his coffee.
He takes it automatically, barely looking away from the road as he lifts it to his lips.
Then—
The cup stops midair.
His fingers tighten.
His eyes flick down.
The muscles in his jaw shift.
You can see the exact second his mind starts processing.
His lips part slightly. His brows furrow just a fraction.
His eyes scan the words again, like data he needs to verify.
Best Dad Ever.
And just like that—Zayne enters full diagnostic mode.
His pupils dilate. His breathing adjusts. His shoulders tense in micro-movements.
Then, before you can speak, he mutters—
“Seven weeks.”
You blink. “What?”
He doesn’t answer. He’s already calculating. His eyes flick to the dashboard clock—counting back the exact number of days since your last cycle.
“No, wait,” he mutters, more to himself than to you, “six weeks, five days. That lines up better with—”
He cuts himself off, his grip on the wheel adjusting, his mind racing a mile a second.
Then he grabs his phone with one hand and immediately dials a number.
You stare at him. “Zayne, what are you—”
“It’s Doctor Zayne, I need a full prenatal assessment scheduled immediately.”
“What?!”
He ignores you, listening intently. His tone is calm, clipped, entirely professional, as if he’s in the middle of a patient consultation.
“Yes, priority level one.” His fingers tap against the wheel. “Standard screenings plus full genetic panel. I also want a full cardiovascular assessment given her recent—”
“ZAYNE.”
His jaw tightens. He barely spares you a glance, still listening to whoever’s on the other end.
“No, reschedule that for tomorrow, I’ll be overseeing this personally—”
You reach over and end the call.
Silence.
Zayne blinks once, slowly, as if rebooting.
Then he turns his head very carefully toward you.
“…Did you just—”
“Yes.”
His eyelid twitches.
“You,” he says, deadpan, “just ended an emergency medical consultation with one of the most sought-after specialists in the Linkon-city.”
“Yes.”
His lips press together tightly. His nostrils flare just a fraction.
Then—the cracks start showing.
His throat bobs. His fingers flex around the wheel. His chest rises with a sharp inhale—
And then, finally, he breaks.
His entire body sags forward as he presses his forehead to the steering wheel, exhaling shakily.
“…Oh, fuck,” he mutters, voice completely wrecked.
You blink.
He takes another sharp breath, his hands gripping the wheel like he’s stabilizing himself.
“…I was fine,” he says, more to himself than to you.
You stare at him. “No, you weren’t.”
“I was,” he insists, head still against the wheel. “I had a plan. I was handling it.”
You tilt your head. “Handling it like a patient case?”
His fingers flex again. “It’s not the same.”
“Zayne.”
He doesn’t move.
“Zay.”
Nothing.
So you reach out, fingers slipping into his hair, scratching lightly at his scalp—
He lets out a breath that absolutely shatters you.
Like something inside him has finally collapsed.
Then—without warning—he turns and kisses you.
It’s not like before. Not calculated, not measured, not careful.
It’s desperate.
Like he needs to feel you, needs to know you’re here, with him, real.
When he pulls back, his forehead rests against yours, his hand coming up to cradle the back of your head.
“I can’t…” He exhales slowly. “I can’t lose control of this.”
Your chest tightens. “You don’t have to control everything, Zayne.”
His hand slips down, pressing gently against your stomach. His fingers splay, warm and reverent.
“…You’re right.” His voice is quieter now.
Another pause.
Then—
A tiny, breathless laugh escapes him.
You raise an eyebrow. “What?”
His eyes flick to yours, golden-green and impossibly soft.
“…I’m going to be a dad.”
You smile. “Yeah, you are.”
Another shaky exhale. Then, a full-blown smile—rare, genuine, warm.
“…Shit.” He laughs again, shaking his head. “I should’ve seen this coming.”
You grin. “Should I be concerned that you can predict organ failure before it happens, but not this?”
His hand tightens just slightly over your stomach. His smirk is smaller now, more sincere.
“No,” he murmurs. “Because this—”
He leans in, lips brushing just over your temple.
“This is the best surprise I’ve ever had.”
🍎 Caleb
It’s a perfect drive—at least, for now. The sun is low, stretching golden light across the road, and Caleb is relaxed, one hand on the wheel, the other lazily resting on the armrest. He’s humming to himself, terribly off-key, completely endearing, and utterly oblivious to the bomb you’re about to drop on him.
You hand him his coffee.
“Thanks, pip-squeak,” he murmurs, taking it automatically, his eyes still on the road.
He takes a sip.
Then—
He stops.
His hand tightens around the cup.
His posture locks up.
And just like that, you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake.
The car swerves.
“CALEB!”
With military precision, he pulls over so hard the tires skid, shifts into park, and slams the brakes.
He doesn’t move.
He doesn’t breathe.
You barely have time to process before he whirls toward you, holding up the cup like it’s an explosive device.
“WHAT. IS. THIS?!”
You blink. “Uh. Coffee?”
His eye twitches. His chest rises in one sharp inhale.
Then—his voice drops to a whisper.
“…Are you messing with me right now?”
Your lips twitch. “Nope.”
Silence.
Pure, deafening silence.
Then—
His entire soul leaves his body.
He throws the door open, jumps out of the car, and immediately crouches down with his hands on his knees.
You watch in real time as a fully grown man has a complete emotional crisis on the side of the road.
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. OH FUCK."
“CALEB, GET BACK IN THE CAR.”
"I NEED A SECOND."
“You’re going to get hit by—”
"I NEED A FUCKING SECOND."
You drop your head into your hands as he rakes his fingers through his hair, muttering to himself like he’s trying to process the meaning of life.
Then—abruptly—he stops.
Stands up straight. Spins to face you.
“…How long?”
You hesitate. “Caleb—”
“HOW LONG?!”
You sigh. “A few weeks.”
His jaw clenches. His eyes dart down, scanning you, like he’s only just now realizing that oh shit, you’re actually pregnant.
Then—he yanks open the car door, sits back down, and buckles his seatbelt like it personally wronged him.
You blink. “…Are you okay?”
“No,” he admits immediately.
He exhales sharply, presses his hands to his face, and just—
Whimpers.
Not dramatically. Not in distress. Just the most overwhelmed, overjoyed, short-circuited noise you’ve ever heard come out of him.
Then, suddenly—he laughs.
Not just any laugh—a helpless, breathless, disbelieving laugh.
“Oh, fuck.” He drags a hand down his face, his grin growing. “Oh, fuck. We’re having a baby.”
You grin back. “Yeah, we are.”
He turns to you, and something changes.
The panic is still there—but beneath it? Something warm. Something so impossibly, devastatingly soft.
Then—he moves.
His hand presses to your stomach.
Just rests there.
Like he’s afraid to push too hard, afraid to shatter this moment.
His throat bobs. His fingers spread slightly.
And then, his voice—softer than you’ve ever heard it—
“…That’s our baby.”
You nod.
His eyes flicker. His entire body tenses.
Then, without warning—
You are no longer sitting.
You yelp as he hauls you into his lap, wrapping both arms around you and crushing you against his chest.
“CALEB—”
“NOPE.” His voice is muffled into your shoulder. “I NEED THIS. GIVE ME THIS. RIGHT NOW.”
You laugh. “You’re squishing me—”
"YOU’RE PREGNANT WITH MY BABY AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS EMOTIONALLY, THANK YOU."
You let him have it.
For a long moment, he just holds you. His breath is shaky, his grip tight, like he’s trying to memorize every second of this before it slips away.
Then—he shifts slightly.
A deep breath. A pause.
Then, suddenly—
His grip tightens, and he leans back just enough to look at you dead in the eyes.
“…Okay but—what about me?”
You blink. “What?”
His ears start going red.
“I mean,” he clears his throat, gaze darting anywhere but your face now, “what about… you know.”
You smirk. “I don’t know. Clarify.”
He groans, tilting his head back against the seat. “Pip-squeak, come on.”
You hum, trailing your fingers over his shoulders, down his chest. “Ohh. You mean—”
"YES." His grip tightens on your hips. "What happens now? Do I just—" He gestures vaguely between you. "Forget about it? Nine months of nothing?"
You shrug innocently. “Well. There are other ways…”
He freezes.
His eyes darken. His jaw clenches. His fingers twitch.
“…Other ways.”
You nod. “Mhm.”
He stares. Processing.
Then, suddenly—
He grabs the steering wheel with both hands, stares straight ahead, and shifts into drive.
“Okay.”
You snort. “That’s it?”
“I have to drive us home. Immediately.” His voice is far too serious. “This is now a time-sensitive situation.”
You laugh. “Caleb, you are so—”
He shoots you a warning look, eyes still burning. “Do not finish that sentence unless you want me to pull over again.”
You grin wickedly. “And then what?”
His grip tightens on the wheel.
Then, low and dark—
“…Don’t test me, pip-squeak.”
And just like that—
You have created a monster.
☀️ Xavier
The drive is smooth, effortless. Xavier handles the car the way he handles everything else—calmly, efficiently, like he’s already three steps ahead of reality. The road stretches endlessly ahead, the soft hum of the engine filling the silence between you.
You hand him his coffee.
“Thank you, love,” he murmurs, taking it without looking, perfectly composed, as always.
He lifts it to his lips, takes a sip—
Then stops.
His fingers tighten slightly around the cup.
You watch as his eyes flick down to the message.
Best Dad Ever.
For a moment, he doesn’t react. Doesn’t tense, doesn’t flinch. Just…observes.
Then, with deliberate ease, he tilts his head slightly in your direction.
“…Very funny.”
You blink. “Excuse me?”
He gestures toward the cup, lips twitching in amusement. “You can’t fool me, princess. I know you too well.”
He takes another slow sip, entirely unbothered.
“This is a joke,” he continues, matter-of-factly. “You wanted to see if I’d panic. Clever, but predictable.”
You hum thoughtfully. “Oh, yeah? What makes you so sure?”
His smirk grows. “Because if it were real, you’d be significantly worse at hiding your anticipation.”
You tilt your head. “Mm. Maybe.”
He chuckles softly, shaking his head as he shifts his focus back to the road. “You’ll have to do better than this next time.”
You shrug, lifting your own coffee to your lips.
He barely glances at it.
Then—he does a double take.
His brows furrow. His body stiffens slightly.
You see it—the moment the wheels in his head start turning. The moment his brain connects the dots.
Best Mom Ever.
Of twins.
There is a pause. A deep, soul-crushing pause.
Then, slowly, very slowly, he takes one more sip of coffee.
And immediately chokes on it.
He coughs once, hard, sharp. His grip on the wheel tightens so fast his knuckles go white.
And then—he does the single most terrifying thing he has ever done in his entire existence.
He slowly eases his foot off the gas pedal.
Not jerking the car. Not slamming the brakes. Just gradually reducing speed with surgical precision.
His eyes are locked straight ahead, unblinking.
The car glides toward the shoulder of the road in complete, deafening silence.
Then, in eerie, methodical movements,
He puts the car in park.
Takes off his seatbelt.
Reaches over.
And plucks your coffee out of your hands.
You blink. “Xavier?”
He says nothing.
Instead, he places both cups onto the dashboard.
Adjusts them. Lines them up perfectly so that the words are directly facing him.
Then—
He stares.
At the cups.
At the words.
At his entire future.
Silence.
Then, very quietly—
“…Twins.”
His throat bobs.
His hand comes up and presses against his temple.
Another beat of pure silence.
Then—
He laughs.
A single breathless, helpless laugh.
Then another.
And another.
Until suddenly—
He dissolves into a full-blown existential breakdown.
His entire body tips forward, forehead pressing against the steering wheel.
“Twins.” His voice is muffled, bordering on delirious. “I—twins. Two. There are two.”
You bite your lip. “There will be, yeah.”
He lets out a sound that is neither human nor machine.
Then, slowly—he lifts his head again.
His eyes are unfocused, like he’s calculating probabilities of survival in real-time.
Then—
His head turns toward you.
And you swear you see actual panic.
“How,” he exhales, voice quiet, shaky, “do we own two of something when we never needed to own one?”
You blink. “Xav, what—?”
He gestures vaguely at the cups.
“How do we prepare for twins if we were never prepared for a singular baby?”
You open your mouth—
"WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TWO OF THE SAME PILLOW."
You freeze. “What.”
He gestures more aggressively now, looking absolutely unhinged.
“OUR BED.” He waves toward the back seat. “THE PILLOWS. THEY’RE DIFFERENT. HOW DID WE GET TWO DIFFERENT PILLOWS? HOW DID I LET THIS HAPPEN?”
You stare at him.
“You’re spiraling.”
“I AM LOGICALLY PROCESSING THE GRAVITY OF OUR SITUATION.”
“Xavier.”
He inhales. Exhales.
Then, softer now, more real, more raw—
“…We’re going to have twins.”
You nod.
His shoulders drop. His eyes soften.
Then—before you can react, he reaches out, pulls you into his lap, and buries his face into your neck.
For a long moment, he just holds you.
No overthinking. No calculations.
Just you.
When he finally speaks, his voice is low, warm, unshaken.
“…I am never going to recover from this information.”
You laugh softly. “You will.”
He leans back just enough to meet your eyes. And finally—finally—his lips curve into a small, exhausted smile.
“…They’re going to be terrifyingly intelligent.”
You snicker. “Oh, for sure.”
“And devastatingly attractive.”
“Obviously.”
He hums. “I will be insufferable.”
“You already are.”
His arms tighten around you, his lips brushing your forehead.
“…I’m going to be a father of twins.”
“You are.”
“…That’s the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard in my life.”
You grin. “You’ll be fine.”
Another pause.
Then—
A mischievous glint sparks in his eyes.
“…Twins, you said?”
You narrow your eyes. “Yes?”
His smirk returns, sharper this time.
“So.” He tilts his head. “Shall we test for a third?”
You shove him so hard the car rocks slightly. ****** More stories here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Aleksa_Tia
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cherrygirlfriend · 5 months ago
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passenger princess pairing: sunshine!reader x bf!rafe synopsis: no one touches your side of the car warnings: fluff! wc: 700 this was such a cute little idea, i loved it!!! this is for the baddies that refuse to get a license ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ originally posted 11/11/2024
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whenever you'd come up with some new, ridiculous way to 'tune up' what you had deemed your side of his car, rafe would act like it was such a bother; like he really didn't get why you felt the need to be doing all that.
rafe's side of the car was, well, normal. sure, he had a few documents he kept in the driver's seat sun visor, but everything else was sleek, normal, but your side was like a kindergartner's dream come true. it got so ridiculous that you had a fluffy blanket you'd stuffed into the glove compartment, conveniently ignoring the gun he kept there. sure, that came in use for car quickies, but most of the time it was just there for when you felt like... napping.
the dashboard had a bunch of stickers as well as some of those weird furry toys (calico crits or some shit) along with those weird little babies with fruits on their heads; you'd put blu-tack on their feet to make sure they stayed in their rightful places. even the cup holder was taken over by a little plushie, and he'd basically had to argue for you to not get a pink cover for the steering wheel; that ended up with you giving him the silent treatment for a week until he showed up behind your door with more ridiculous trinkets for your side of the car.
secretly, he liked the fact that there was your side of the car, that even when you weren't there, he could still see traces of you everywhere.
rafe let out a small sigh, tapping his long digits against the steering wheel, glancing down at his watch the longer it took barry to get there; finally, he saw the man getting out of his trailer, letting out a low "fucking finally..." while barry opened the door to rafe's car, his eyes immediately landing on the crap on your side of the car. "don't ask."
"wasn't gonna." barry huffed in amusement, getting into the decorated side of the car, and rafe wished he wasn't in such a hurry, the sight being so ridiculous. "you're whipped, huh?"
"what are you talking about?" rafe scoffed, the car lurching forward as he started it, barry adjusting the cute seat cover you'd recently bought, letting out a small tut. "i wouldn't do that." but before rafe could stop barry from further meddling with your settings, he'd already started adjusting the seat, making him groan internally.
"are you gonna get shit for it?"
"obviously." rafe scoffed, "and you will too. it took her, like, a month to adjust it to be comfortable. so stop touching her shit."
still, barry continued looking at the little trinkets you kept on your side of the car, taking one of those weird fruit babies and toying with it, letting out a small snort, but when they pulled up in front of an unfamiliar house instead of the house party rafe had told him they'd be going, barry looked at the blonde with furrowed brows, who simply scratched the back of his neck.
"don't tell-"
before he could finish his sentence, barry was startled by the sound of a knock on the passenger seat window, and when he turned around, you were standing there, mouthing something.
"she's saying you're in her seat." rafe muttered under his breath, barry laughing at this; it was getting more and more ridiculous by the minute.
"whipped. w-h-i-p-p-e-d." barry slapped rafe's shoulder, making the blonde roll his eyes as barry got out of the passenger's seat.
"hi." you said with an excited smile as you climbed onto your side of the car, pressing a soft kiss on rafe's stubbled cheek, all the while barry climbed into the backseat, feeling like he was a damn kid getting a ride to school from his parents.
however, as you tried to settle onto your usual seat, you looked between the two men with narrowed eyes, your glossed lips pursing into a pout, rafe feeling like he might burn under your gaze.
"did he mess with my seat?"
"i told him not to!"
"barry!" you exclaimed, your keen eyes landing on the dashboard, noticing that something was missing; you turned around to face him, a sheepish grin on barry's face.
"barry, give me the angel back!"
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jcmarchi · 5 days ago
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Tips for Hosting Your Client’s WordPress Website — Speckyboy
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Tips for Hosting Your Client’s WordPress Website — Speckyboy
WordPress Freelancers and agencies often do more than design and development. A full-service company may also maintain and host its clients’ websites.
Providing web hosting has several benefits for freelancers. First, it’s a vehicle to add recurring revenue to your business via reselling or an affiliate program from an established host. That steady flow of money can improve your financial health.
You’ll also have more control over each site’s environment. That helps ensure compatibility and keeps things running smoothly. Plus, you’ll know what to expect regarding performance, security, and support.
However, hosting client sites is also a serious responsibility. It puts you on the hook for technical difficulties. In addition, managing multiple WordPress websites is challenging. One false move could mean a string of crashed or hacked sites.
With that in mind, we have some tips for hosting your client’s WordPress websites. We’ll show you how to keep a watchful eye on each site without breaking your budget.
Keep Each Client Website Separate
Web hosting costs run the gamut from insanely cheap to, well, insanely expensive. It’s tempting to go the inexpensive route with a shared hosting account.
Hosts often allow multiple WordPress installs on an account. It makes sense from a business perspective. You pay for a couple of hosting packages and run all of your client sites on them.
This strategy has a couple of serious flaws. The first is that server downtime could impact every site you host. It’s bad enough when one site is down, let alone a few dozen.
Malware is the other major concern. Malicious code can easily spread from one site to another in a shared hosting environment. Once a site is compromised, it’s only a matter of time until the others are hit.
The lesson here is to keep each website on a separate hosting account. Make sure your host isolates sites via a container or other barrier. That will help prevent a security nightmare. Again, it’s easier to deal with one hacked site than having multiple infections.
And it doesn’t have to be inconvenient. Many hosts offer a centralized dashboard to access each site, and there are also third-party services that do the same.
Lock Down Your WordPress Installs
On many hosts, the famous “5-minute WordPress install” has been replaced with a one-click process. Still, older sites may have been installed manually via SFTP. Thus, it’s important to check each install to verify its integrity.
WordPress file permissions are an area of concern. For instance, allowing public access to the site’s wp-config.php file is an invitation to hackers. The file includes your database login and other sensitive information. A lot of damage can be done if it falls into the wrong hands.
The WordPress developer documentation has a handy guide for setting the correct file permissions. Follow its advice and ensure files only have the required permissions.
You might also want to disable file editing within the WordPress dashboard. That will prevent a malicious actor (or adventurous client) from editing theme or plugin files.
Add the following line to each site’s wp-config.php file: define( 'DISALLOW_FILE_EDIT', true );
Other ways to secure the sites you host:
The goal is to enhance each site’s security, which provides peace of mind for you and your clients.
Ensure You Have Enough Server Resources
Every website you host will have different needs. For example, a brochure site’s functionality isn’t as complex as a WooCommerce shop. Plus, some will inevitably receive more traffic.
That’s why hosting is not a one-size-fits-all proposition. Hosts offer tiered services that account for storage and bandwidth. They may also limit the number of domains, dashboard users, or site visitors. Crossing these thresholds can be costly.
Also, pay attention to server resources like memory, CPU cycles, and PHP workers. Shared hosting environments don’t usually guarantee a minimum. More expensive accounts, such as VPS and dedicated servers, assign these resources to your account.
It pays to understand what your host offers and how it impacts your websites. A site with too few resources won’t perform well and may break. Meanwhile, hosting a small site on a higher tier could be wasteful.
You can avoid problems by assessing each site you host. Pay particular attention to the following factors:
Monthly traffic (via Google Analytics or other apps);
Security risks (online transactions, user accounts);
The amount of content;
Special functionality (shopping carts, members-only areas, resource-intensive plugins);
Site stability, performance, and security are vital to success. Using the right hosting will go a long way toward ensuring it.
Keep an Eye Out for Hosting Changes
We know that WordPress, themes, and plugins all require regular maintenance. That’s something we often manage for our clients. But hosts also maintain their infrastructure.
A host will apply new software versions and security patches to their servers. They’ll also upgrade hardware from time to time. You’ll want to know when this happens.
PHP upgrades are a prime example. An outdated theme or plugin could be incompatible with the latest version, which leads to a buggy or broken site.
Staying in the know can help prevent these types of issues. Web hosts often announce maintenance plans ahead of time. They may publish to a blog, add a dashboard alert, or send an email.
Make an effort to inform yourself of what’s happening. It can save you from a future headache or two.
Be a Good Host
Hosting your client’s WordPress websites keeps you in the loop. You’ll be able to watch over each site and ensure its health. It’s also a path to making some extra money.
When things run smoothly, the burden on your time should be minimal. Ensuring things stay that way is part of the job, though.
The first step is to choose your hosting provider wisely. Look for a host that follows best security practices and has a deep understanding of WordPress. They should also offer enough resources to run each site without issue.
From there, it’s all about being proactive with the sites in your portfolio. Keep them updated and take extra security measures. In other words: control the things you can.
Some things are beyond our control. We can’t predict downtime or a host being sold. However, we can put ourselves and our clients in a position to succeed. We hope the tips above will help you get there.
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“Current Gf Prank”
Ellie x fem reader (established relationship)
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You’re filming a vlog.
Well kinda.
You’re in Ellie’s car, she’s driving you to Target like the diva that she is, and you’re half-documenting, half-oversharing on TikTok like it’s your job. The phone’s propped up on the dashboard, front cam on.
“Hey guys,” you say into the camera sweetly, “just running some errands… and I’m here with my current girlfriend.”
You don’t even look at her. You just let it hang in the air.
Ellie’s hand tightens immediately on the wheel.
She blinks. Glances at you. Then at the camera. Then back at you.
“…I’m sorry,” she says, “your what girlfriend?”
You keep filming, completely straight-faced. “My current girlfriend and we’re going to target yay.”
Ellie scoffs. Loudly. “Nah. Pause. What do you mean current? Like—current as in limited-time offer?”
You hold in your laugh. Barely.
Ellie fully turns to the camera mid-driving. “If I’m the current girlfriend, then who’s the next bitch, huh? Where’s she at? Lemme meet her. I’ll pick her up too. We’ll all go to Target. Group trip.”
You start cracking up. “Babe, please—”
“No! You just called me a placeholder in 4K!”
The comment section in your head is already losing it.
“ellie threatening the next girlfriend when there isn’t one is peak”
“current girlfriend but built like an endgame one”
“not her offering to carpool with her own competition”
You finally break, dropping the act. “It’s a TikTok trend, baby. I’m messing with you.”
Ellie looks at you. Then the camera. Then back to you.
“…Cut the cameras. Deadass.”
You’re giggling so hard you can’t breathe. Ellie shakes her head, but she’s smiling.
“Current girlfriend,” she mutters. “You’re gonna be my ex girlfriend if you keep playing like that.”
You pause, then grin.
“So you’re saying there is a next girlfriend?”
She groans. “Get out. Walk to Target.”
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