#doesn’t make it any less fucked

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

[mossy-aro]

i hate to be a Downer but no i don’t think making the tenth generic post abt how ‘true love’ is and always will be the most powerful force in the universe and that nothing else compares gives you a personality actually. sorry.

[sasukeless]

sasuke being painted as The possessive one of the relationship when that’s not shown in canon and people mostly use panels out of context (i saw “my one and only” or “i know your heart and you mine” being used to prove him being possessive which is ???) but somehow naruto that actually has moments he shows to be possessive are not counted. but like even without them, if you analyzed their relationship you would realize it does make the most sense for naruto to be like that unlike sasuke. because naruto has abandonment issues already with sasuke, sasuke did left him and cut him off once and left naruto really traumatized (even if it’s not sasuke’s fault, it’s still one of the biggest sources of naruto’s pain) so him being scared sasuke could leave him again and the urge to keep him makes complete sense. on the other hand, sasuke has never felt that loss, naruto has constantly chased and picked him over everyone including his own goals over and over. and his fears about love turning into grief if he lost naruto are quite literally shattered by naruto himself in vote2.

[lilac-multifandom-multishipper]

transfem vil: broke

gender-fluid vil: woke

transmasc vil: bespoke

[spiderwarden]

Breaking tumblr by confessing that my findings have me deducing she is bisexual with a preference for men.

[opheliasam]

god i just cannot for the life of me in good faith ship wincest anymore bc holy crap sam deserves better . It’s a horror story.

[stewyhosseini-bf]

Honestly think what’s devastating about Ken snapping at Tom for the ‘you sound a little unhinged’ line was that I never would’ve expected that reaction cause that wasn’t even the worst thing Tom’s said to shiv, even just that day. You kinda forget it’s all happening behind closed doors cause we, the audience, see it all, so for Ken to lose his shit at him over it is just like … a reality check ig

[bisexualrapline]

so fucking heartbreaking to see yoongi on the bike realize something’s wrong something’s changing something’s breaking and then RUN and literally try to break down the door to get to agust d. i’m now realizing that the scar signifies the trauma and pain he went through, it’s almost like a constant reminder so that he never forgets, like what he’s begging of his amygdala in the lyrics of the song. i can’t stop crying thinking about how hard he was trying to preserve his innocence and couldn’t get there in time. fuck i’m so fucking sad

[arolesbianism]

Despite how much I suffered making my last isat au Aris sprite redraw, I decided to do it again and once again went through hell doing it. There’s like a billion mistakes in this (such as her having the wrong arm rip) but at the end of the day I’m still happy with how it turned out :]

[corset]

People when the reality hits them that being autistic isn’t just fun weird quirky disorder but actually means I need accommodations and am mentally and physically disabled due to many of the ways it manifests with me specifically and my needs and that sometimes those things aren’t palatable enough for them or don’t fit into the category where they can just laugh it off and brush it under the rug like “haha he’s just like that sometimes isn’t it soooo cute”

[mooseonahunt]

Something I will never get over is how quickly Sherry goes “Hey! You guys can adopt me!” at the end of RE2. She literally just became an orphan and she’s already looking for new parents and asking for pets

[meat-loving-meat]

one of my dear wonderful treasured friends confided in me that he didn’t really enjoy ender’s game so I IMMEDIATELY started composing a reading order/rec list in my mind of all the books that I’ve read that I think would maximize someone’s enjoyment of ender’s game. So far I’m at:

• The Bible

• Songmaster

• The entire Imperial Radch series

• Barbie as Rapunzel (not a book but very important anyway)

• Ender’s Game->Speaker for the Dead->Xenocide->Ender’s Shadow

• Ender’s Game again

• Songmaster again

• The Left Hand of Darkness

• The Girl-Thing Who Went Out For Sushi

• Ender’s Game one final time

[the-golden-dragoness]

Not crying and being guilt ridden again :))))))

[binders-and-beanies]

Pondering bottom surgery in the tags I mf guess

[i-could-be-so-much-more]

It frustrates me to no end that everyone I talk to someone new my brain catastrophises to the point where even though I know logically it’s fine, and normal, and fun, I end up making it a bigger deal in my head that I know it is…I think myself into spirals that the logical part of my brain knows are ridiculous and dramatic and improbable, which stress me out more than is entirely necessary…it’s so tiring to exist and participate in the social world sometimes

[starlooove]

The Jackie lives au in my head