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bloodlustvampfag · 4 months
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Can some monstrous scary blood sucker come fall in love with me already so we can be gay together???? I'm tired of waiting!!
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nandermoenthusiast · 8 months
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i dont think i will ever be over nandor tying guillermos cape with such care and focus. that moment its possibly my favourite from the finale NANDOR ACTS OF SERVICE GUY MAKES ME WANNA CLIMB A WALL and the way hes putting guillermo on equal ground now makes my heart grow 3 sizes
and to be honest i dont think they can go back to where they were before. for anyone whos worried. like yeah he told him “now clean up the body” after he reverted back to human but to me that was more like nandors brain going like. “i cooked now you clean”. he went through such a tremendous amount of work to help guillermo. he had the empathy to recognise the problem. he thought it through concocted a plan. he got the robes and the candles and he painted and hung those banners. he held a fakeass ceremony with all their friends and elders so it looked official. he then also comforted guillermo when he couldnt do it and staked derek himself without a second thought. so maybe its was more of a. i pulled you out of a very hairy situation. can you take care of the body now? (also it IS gonna be hard to let go of certain habits so maybe some comments like this are gonna slip out next season, but that is just because they are useless and in guillermos absence the house fucking imploded in one year lmao… maybe guillermo is gonna teach them how to take care of it themselves next season so they can split the workload and cute shenanigans will ensue)
i just dont think it was mean spirited on nandors part tbh. LAZLO even offered to help. i dont think that was just to have him in the next scene i dont think an unusual detail like that could be just for convenience. i do FULLY believe they are gonna all be on equal grounds next season. and thats gonna be so fucking delicious to me specifically
#to see a nandor and guillermo dynamic where nandor has freed himself from the inibitions of a master familiar dynamic? sign me up#he was so fucking warm and caring after he forgave him and idk if i can handle it GOD I LOVE IT#nandermo#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#comment#im making a post out of some of my tags in one of my queued posts bc i#want to put this thought out in the world#i saw a lot of people going now that guillermos human everythings back to the status quo!!! and im like#no the fuck i hope not!! their relationship has consistently moved in a new direction each season#familiar. bodyguard. best man. best friend. now they went through allllll the trouble of showing them having an equals relationship#they made nandor utter the words he will be living in this house as an equal from now on#and next season everythings gonna revert back?? i surely hope not#there is also to be considered from nandors standpoint that now guillermo truly has no more reason to stay. he really isnt a#familiar anymore because he presumably doesnt want to be a vampire anymore (?) so he has to consider#if he wants guillermo to stick around. its gonna have to be out of the love he has for them. and nandor needs to give him an incentive#which would be equal grounds with the vampires even though he isnt one#and guillermo is probably gonna be in such an existential crisis mode that hes not even gonna notice all the cute things nandor is doing#for him now for a WHILE. until he does and thats gonna be delicious#anyway. why do i keep making excellent points in the tags this could have been a post
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vagueiish · 6 months
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fuck i wish i could write. oliver just signed the deal with raphael (because he constantly feels like he's doing nothing to help the party or anyone and putting his soul on the line is the very least he could do, even though he helps everyone and also is like.... at max approval with the whole party and has finished or done the majority of everyone's personal quests)(he's trusting the emperor less and less, for Reasons, which i guess would involve more writing because it involves personal backstory shit, and he's already burned the bridge with gortash by crashing the party at the iron throne and saving wyll's dad, so his options to deal with the tadpoles are becoming fewer and fewer)(so. raphael it is. for now...?)
and astarion's basically just like 'well that was stupid, but what do i care, it's not *my* name on the contract lol' (even though oliver's apparently the first person he's truly cared for, bb, what are you doing? is this a 'id rather you hadn't, and i'm actually kind of upset but don't know how to deal and also you're a fuckin adult and made your choice, so what's the point in saying anything' moment or what, i am having trouble deciphering this right now)(and i know the dude is an ass, i dont expect him to be Nice, but your honor, theyre in love. and he did sound kind of pissed about it! or irritated/sarcastic??? but! how did he mean it? my brain is not cooperating, i hate this, lmao, i wish there was a follow up convo or something so i could pin down this fuckin plot bunny)
(and i mean. this is deviating into headcanon/oliver as tav specific territory, and is me trying to figure out how it'd figure into the thing i'd wind up writing for this if i do, and again, astarion is an ass and all that, maybe not the most emotionally mature dude in the realms to put it mildly, but he'd know, right? eventually, at least??? that he fucked up saying that? that however he actually meant it, it's going to sound very much like 'i don't actually care about you' to the first person he professes to actually care about?)(and in terms of oliver's canon timeline, i think he signs well after his own 'personal quest' would have occurred. so astarion would know about oliver's mother and all that baggage. not that he'd necessarily know what do to with it, but he'd probably have heard her be all 'yeah, i never actually cared for or wanted you, soo....')(which is an oversimplification and the whole situation is quite complicated, but. that's the gist he gets, so anyway...)
and then karlach. my love. the bestest of girls, she's angry and insisting on going to avernus one last time to save oliver's fucking soul because she's awesome and also because he's her friend and, tangent, i wish there was an option at all times to hug her, whether as a friend or lover. she deserves all the hugs, romantical or platonic or whatever, fuck, i want to hug karlach so fucking bad
and there is something *there* with all of this because oliver, sweet and sad and self-loathing, wouldn't have any of her help. he'd want her to let it go. gently, at first, but of course she doesn't, so then he gets pissed. because this is his decision. because it's not her name or anyone else's on the dotted line, so why the fuck does she care? (hm. sounds familiar.......) let it go. let him help for once, not be a burden on the party for *once* (as if he hasn't spent the whole adventure bending over backwards not just for our merry band of adventurers, but everyone he's come across)(because it's not enough, never enough, it'll never be enough to make up for being him) he isn't worth the trip to avernus, isnt worth her forcing herself to face that place again. and he's rarely loud or angry but he's both now, the exhaustion and frustration and uncertainty and fear re: the future that he's been trying to ignore pouring our of him, horribly misdirected at probably his best friend in the whole group, so of course the rest of the party is going to hear it and it's just.... there is something here, i feel it in me bones
(also. tangentially related, but didn't raphael imply that fucking up the contract would fuck over the whole group and not just whomstever is signing it? said something about hanging you and your friends from meathooks while watching the world burn??? so either he's full of shit or the contract actually fucks over everyone if broken, which..... oliver as tav would not have signed if breaking it affected anyone else, so this might all be moot. i dunno. just rambling)
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godzexperiment · 11 days
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The way nix could be bitter about his siblings, humanity and coming after everything. (Sometimes he might be, some verses he very much is.) However! Instead humanity fascinates him, his not so perfect siblings tend to be more fun to hear about too.
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bg-brainrot · 4 months
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The Smut Peddlers of Sharess' Caress (Astarion x Tav)
In honor of spontaneously deciding to add a part 2 to this silly little fic, posting part 1 on tumblr.
Featuring: Astarion x Rogue!Tav
Series: Fits into Love at First Knife, AO3 link here
Summary: The group finds smut about you (Tav) and Astarion. Hijinks ensue.
Tags: POV Second Person, Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Fluff, Humor, lots of innuendos, shadowheart loves smut, karlach doesnt read but will make an exception for this, there is no smut, nothing against smut we love smut in this house
Word count: ~2.5k
Your group is in Wyrm’s Crossing on this bright Baldurian day. You originally were just planning on returning various parts of a certain clown to the circus, but on your way back to the Lower City you get waylaid easily and find yourselves in Sharess' Caress. Everyone is used to your aimless wandering at this point, so Astarion, Karlach, and Shadowheart follow in tow without question.
While you have no strict purpose in visiting, you do want to check-in with Mamzell Amira to make sure that no one has been troubling her since you dealt with her missing girl. The brothel seems unchanged from the last time you visited, and you walk up to its proprietor with a wave.
“Why if it isn’t the hero with a penchant for whips,” she smiles at you warmly. “What can I do for you? Anyone I can get for you, or are you here for the latest erotic verse? I thought you might find it quite… scintillating.”
You shrug off her suggestions, “Nothing in particular, just wanted to make sure no one was bothering you after that assassin.” 
“Oh, we’ve been doing just peachy, thanks to you,” she says. “Though I hear you never took me up on your boon, the Drow twins have been awfully upset about it.”
Chancing a brief glance at Astarion, you find him looking surprisingly unconcerned at the mention of the Drow twins. He had been uncomfortable before, which is all you had needed to hear to put an end to that conversation. “Yes, thank you so much for your generosity, but I haven’t found myself in need of your services,” you reply, remaining light in your tone.
“It certainly seems like it,” she purrs, and you’re not sure what to make of her comment before she continues. “Well, I hate feeling indebted to anyone. What do you say you look through the shelves of our erotic literature and pick some out, free of charge. You may even find some inspiration.” She winks at you conspiratorially, as if Astarion isn’t watching the entire conversation unfold.
Karlach giggles behind you and whispers, ”Oooo, I might actually pick up reading if it’s that inspirational.”
You clear your throat a bit and say, “I’ll take a look. I wouldn’t want to make you indebted to us.” 
Mamzell Amira points you in the direction of the bookshelves, and your group files off toward them. Astarion is giving you a sidelong look as he says, “You know, if you wanted to take her up on the Drow twins, I could be persuaded.”
You scoff. “I don’t want to persuade you to do anything. Besides, what if she’s right? Don’t you want to see what creative ideas these smut peddlers have thought up?”
He seems a bit relieved to hear you say that, but his tone remains offended, “Excuse me, are you critiquing my skills as a lover? From the noises you make, I don’t think you’re allowed to–”
“For the love of the Moonmaiden, Astarion, you know we can hear you?” Shadowheart has already reached the shelves and takes a moment away from perusing to glare at the vampire.
“Of course I know you can hear me,” he says with a smirk. “Just as well as you can hear my dearest—”
“Astarion,” you give him a warning look. “Look through the smut like the rest of us or get out.”
Your love gives you an exaggerated pout before saying, “Fine. I don’t need books to teach me what I know. If you need me, I’ll be getting a drink.” You watch him skulk off, finding his jealousy over the potential skill of fictional lovers quite endearing.
Finally, you turn your attention to the bookshelves Mamzell had indicated. Karlach and Shadowheart are already heavily invested, rifling through stacks of books with ornate fonts and passionate covers.
One book in particular seems to be front and center, perhaps a new title or a bestseller. You pick it up and look down at the cover more closely.
The title reads “Love at First Knife: A Roguish Tale of Blood and Lust” in a flowing script. On the cover you see two individuals, one of whom, a silver-haired man with pointed ears and ruby-red eyes, is holding a knife to the others’ throat. The other figure is gazing lovingly into the firsts’ eyes, their hands grasping at his bare chest.
“Gods below,” you whisper, once you’ve comprehended what’s in your hands. “Shadowheart, Karlach, look what I found.”
Both women walk over to you, peering over each of your shoulders. “What’s that?” Shadowheart asks, not quite registering the vague familiarity of the two figures on the cover.
You point to the silver-haired, pale elf and say, “Does that look like anyone you know?”
“It’s not!” Karlach gasps. “Is that supposed to be… Astarion?”
Based on the crude facsimile of your own face yearning for him and the title, you are fairly certain it is. “And I think that’s supposed to be me,” you point out, dumbfounded at the novel in your hands. “How is this possible?”
“Well, the smut peddlers put out quite a lot of writing, they can write an entire book in a matter of days.” After receiving a questioning look from you, she adds, “From what I hear. I wouldn’t know.” She’s blushing from the tips of her ears down to her neck, and you suspect that you may find a surprise stash of erotic books near her bed at the Elfsong if you look close enough. 
Karlach claps Shadowheart on the shoulder. “Nothing to be ashamed of knowing. Just don’t hold back on me, alright?”
Shadowheart shakes her head lightly, “Regardless, we’ve been in the city for a few weeks and we haven’t exactly been subtle about it. I’m sure you’ve attracted plenty of attention.”
She’s not wrong– your entire group has had some very public confrontations, and several key figures of the city were aware of your presence. Plus there was an entire article in the Baldur's Mouth Gazette about your group’s accomplishments.
“Fair,” you admit. “But how did they know about Astarion?” You touch the cover carefully, as if expecting the book to combust in your hands.
“Well, aside from his loud proclamations of your love,” Shadowheart rolls her eyes. “I wouldn’t know. Maybe it was Mamzell Amira herself, she did mention you’d like the newest erotic verse.”
“Please tell me you’re going to read it,” Karlach says, barely containing her excitement. “If you don’t, I will.”
You tut at her. “If anyone here gets to read about my and Astarion’s passionate love making, it will be me.”
“Oh just you and the hundreds of others who have probably already picked up a copy,” Shadowheart adds, unhelpfully.
Despite that, you don’t feel mortified. Really, you just feel a burning sense of curiosity. You gently thumb the cover, hesitating to turn the page. “What if it’s terrible?”
“It probably will be,” Shadowheart says, matter-of-factly. “That’s not why you read it though.”
You flip to the first page and start skimming. “Sweet hells, his name is Arstaron.”
“That’s amazing,” Karlach’s face bends down to read too. “Did that just say ‘brooding curls’? Do his curls brood?”
Shadowheart is reading along as well, “There’s an entire page dedicated to describing his abs. Are they really this… sculpted?”
You shake your head. “They’re lovely, but I don’t think I could ‘grill a set of gnoll ribs over them’ like it says.”
“Enough descriptors, skip ahead to the good bits,” Karlach prods at your hand, begging you to hurry up.
You skip ahead a few dozen pages and stop when you spot the words ‘passionate thrusts.’ “Here we go…”
The three of you silently read for a moment before Karlach breaks the silence. “Oh my, soldier, how did I never consider how flexible you both are.”
Your face reddens, as you’re suddenly reminded that your friends are now vividly imagining you and Astarion vigorously making love. “Let’s, uh, go back to the descriptor bits.”
A few minutes later, you’re reading down a passage describing his ‘member’ and the laughter that rumbles out of Karlach might bring down the entire brothel. It’s certainly loud enough to bring the attention of the roguish lover being described.
“What do we have here?” Astarion stalks over, clearly sensing that the excited bustle might be worth a laugh. You hunch over the book, protectively. “My dear, are you hiding something from me?”
You quickly pass off the book to Karlach, quickly responding with, “I would never.”
“Love, you know you don’t need to hide anything from me,” he says, smoothly. 
Karlach is quick to follow that with a snort, “I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what Arstaron says when he takes off his lover’s clothes!”
“Arstaron?” He quirks an eyebrow at you in question and you reluctantly take the book back from Karlach to hand to him.
“Apparently,” you start. “You and I are the subjects of the latest erotic novel, courtesy of Sharess' Caress.”
Looking down at the cover, Astarion seems dumbfounded. “Is that supposed to be… me?”
You nod, reluctantly. You had gotten him a statue and a painting commissioned, but he still hasn’t seen himself often and you wouldn’t consider this the best representation. “They definitely took some, well a lot, of creative liberties.”
He looks down at it more carefully, amusement coloring his face. “I quite like what they did with your face, the longing is lovely.”
“That’s quite enough of that,” you say, reaching for the book. 
Astarion holds it just out of your reach and says, “No, no, we’ve earned a reward for helping the fine proprietor of this establishment. I want this to be my reward.”
“What,” you say, incredulously. “You wouldn’t read it. You said you don’t like smut.”
“I never said that.” He starts flipping through the pages of the book. “I just said I know more than these novels. I still do, mind you. But that doesn’t mean I’m not tempted by the mention of your ‘trembling lips’ as it says.”
“Wait, how many copies are there?” Karlach is back at the shelf. “Let’s read it together!”
You balk at the idea of your lovelife becoming the team’s book club. But you’re very much resigned to the idea that someone in your group is walking out with this book. “No, no, one copy is more than enough. Besides, we don’t want to take advantage of Mamzell’s generosity.”
“I don’t much like to share, love. Best get a few copies,” Astarion says, already adopting his reading stance as he flips back to the first page.
“Ugh, fine. Karlach, you and Shadowheart share one. I’ll share with Astarion.” You put up a finger. “Only on the condition that we tell no one else.”
A small huff leaves Karlach’s mouth. “Really? Really really?” Karlach pleads. “Maybe just one? I know Jaheira would get a kick outta this.”
You respect Jaheira so deeply, the idea of her reading of your wanton pleasures fills you with dread. “Please not Jaheira,” you whisper.
“Be careful, dear,” Astarion mumbles, his nose buried into the book. “You keep whispering her name like that, the next edition will feature a second silver-haired companion with pointy ears.”
His words give you a creeping paranoia and you look around, as if the smut peddlers are watching you at this very moment. “Okay, grab your books, let’s get out of here.”
“So soon?” Karlach says, nabbing a second copy of Love at First Knife before you can change your mind.
“Yes, we’re probably disturbing the clientele,” you say, waving away her disappointment. “Shadowheart?”
You realize that she’s already twenty pages into Love at First Knife and has barely registered your conversation. “Oh, yes? Are we leaving?”
“I work with a group of lecherous fools,” you mutter, grabbing her and Astarion by the sleeves. “Come on.”
You wave to Mamzell Amira on the way out, “Thank you for the books!”
She yells after you, “Be sure to return soon, we’re already hard at work on volume two!”
Shadowheart pauses her reading to perk up. “Oh, we’d best make a trip back then. This is surprisingly well-done.” She mumbles, half-heartedly, “Not that I would know.”
“No, no, you’re right,” Astarion says from your other side. “I quite like the way they describe my artistry. Take a look, dear.”
He shoves the book back into your face for a passage that reads, ‘his motions are as fluid as the waves of a water elemental’ and you swat the book out of the way. “If you start moving like that, I think I’m more likely to scream in horror.”
You walk along in an uncomfortable silence for a few moments, as your three companions read. Then you spot Karlach behind you, fanning herself with her copy of the book. She meets your questioning look with a chuckle, “I thought I was already too hot to handle, but I think I’ll need to cool down after reading the climax of that book.”
“How did you already get there?” Shadowheart gasps, looking up.
“I skipped to the good bits!” Karlach replies easily. “And let me tell you, they were good.”
You facepalm momentarily before looking between your fingers at Astarion. He seems remarkably enthralled by the book, and suddenly you’re worried. Oh no, what if I’m a better fictional lover than a real lover. Distantly, you hear Shadowheart and Karlach discussing the novel, but your attention is focused entirely on the man’s eyes, reading back and forth as you walk.
Sensing your gaze, the vampire finally looks up and smiles pleasantly. He closes the book and with his free hand reaches for yours. “My love, please, and I cannot stress this enough, do not take inspiration from this book.”
“What? Why not?” You ask, confused. “Karlach just said it was amazing?”
“Yes, well,” he leans into you. “I think doing somersaults into each other's arms might be more likely to result in a broken rib than pleasurable exploration.”
You give a surprised laugh, leaning back into him, “Are you doubting my expertise as a lover now?”
“Not at all, my dear,” he says, rubbing his thumb along the outside of your hand gently. “You are so very perfect. Which is why I wouldn’t want you to take too much from this poorly written version of you. Reality is far better than fiction in this case.”
Your heart swells at the words, though you can’t help but ask your next question. “So no chance of acrobatics after dark?”
Astarion takes a glance at your companions, and sees they’re still in a heated debate about the novel. With words meant only for you, he whispers into your ear. “Don’t you worry, there are plenty of other ways we can make use of our flexibility.”
With his breath tickling your skin, a few peppered kisses along your neck, and a promise of some time alone together, you make your way back to the Elfsong Tavern with a skip in your step. You wonder if the smut peddlers of Sharess' Caress know how deeply you care for this man, or how little they got right about all of the parts of him that matter.
Part 2 here!
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bulbabutt · 1 year
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I'll be honest the worst part of the love triangle in 12 to me (or at least the worst part of the fan reaction to the love triangle in 12) is the people who act like it's somehow Rob Paulsen and/or Mae Whitman and/or Josh Peck's fault that it's like that. I mean, putting aside the fact that blaming the VAs instead of the writers is not cool (and also the fact that Paulsen and Whitman are ridonkers talented as VAs-Paulsen has too many to name and Whitman just needs the two-hit combo of Katara into Amity Blight, Peck I have less to say as because I only really know him from Drake and Josh and 12 itself but he seems alright), they're not the only parts of their characters! Donnie and Casey get plenty of stuff to do outside of that, and while April definitely gets the short end of the stick there I can at least think of a few solid bits here and there. 12 has problems but it's really annoying when Rise ultrafans act like 12 is some blight on the franchise (we have Next Mutation for that thanks). (AND I LIKE RISE I STRESS)
ok first of all people do WHAT lmao thats actually insane, it doesnt even matter if the actors are talented or not, its very bad behaviour to be blaming actors for anything lmao
lemme also say its not even always the writers faults either, cuz something about 12s writing issues i didnt give credit to was nickelodeon or playmates for how they clearly are behind the scenes saying "do this, do that". cuz all tmnt shows are shows made to sell toys and a lot of the time things that happen is also cuz some studio exec is coming in being like "hey! we need more _ cuz kids like _!"
but like if i can be absolutely honest when i say this and this is not even directed at you so like no offence to you or anyone who's got something to say about 12 or rise or whatever this is just like reminding me of the weird inter-iteration behaviour ive seen recently (like i browse tmnt crossover stuff cuz... obvs i wanna see crossover stuff, but lately i keep seeing nastiness)
but i have seen 12 ultra fans, i have seen rise ultra fans, i have recently seen just how weird and over the top toxic certain people who prefer either can be when discussing their non-favorite show and i just. can i just say. all of you guys. just... just stop interacting w the other people's media? if you dont like a rise fic, dont read it, if you dont like a 12 fic dont read it. if you dont like the characterization? the story? you think somethings ooc? like. its okay. its not for you, just let it be. people arent bad for writing it that way, its theirs. make your own art, interact w peoples art you do like!
idk maybe im just too old for this but ive seen people on either side of that whole...............situation. put their entire faces into videos like ripping the shit out of people and naming and linking the art theyre talking about and it seems really mean.
anyway all this to say please dont talk to me about whatever drama has happened between iterations (its always those two) like... the issue is very much just gonna be a generational divide. thats all it is. 12 came out a time when the jokes were a bit meaner, and rise came out in a post steven universe era. both of these shows are good they both are just different genres. people from either side of it have different tastes because of the specific thing they like in tmnt. if rise fans think the 12 turtles come off toxic and you dont thats their business, dont interact w them. if 12 fans dont like how different rise is leave them to it.
specifically please leave me out of it, and just dont be mean to each other. putting someone on blast for their art or their perspective just makes you look like the asshole.
also i unironically enjoyed the next mutation im sorry, im cringe but you can take bonesteel and hot vampire lady and mikeys pirate radio and BEST SPLINTER show from my cold dead hands AHJKSDH
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I’ve come too this thought about your AUs of happyAuAu and 1000yrs from looking at the post for them.
Tails isn’t immoral like the rest of the cast (or in 1000’s case just shadow) he is long lived as fuck though. Still he’ll eventually reach the final stage of his kitsune form and pass on after 1000 years and ninth tail growth. While everyone else is true immortals as noted Tails is just has a very extended life span.
Yet in 1000 years bound if I’m remembering correctly the fox boy did end up having a family some time before catching up with shadow. In that way after Miles passes on Shadow might have a descendent of Tails find solace in or, if lucky enough (depending on view point of that child of Tails; unlucky for having to out live family members) Shadow will have a linage to care for.
In happy Auau how ever Tails has not had a family but from the vampire gaslighting comic he is still caring for the seedling (Now tree) of Cosmo. (If that is what it was). When he dies there is no continuation for the fox. That would leave Sonic to eventually having to witness himself outliving his baby brother. (If the tree is Cosmo’s seedling though that can change( also if you wanted to add bittersweetness too it, after his death a seederian is born from it and sonic now care for it as it’s now the last thing he has of Tails)).
That’s if anything I said is true though. So please correct me if what I said is unreality.
hm!!!! i think for happy auau tails actually ends up with the ol immortality too! exactly the same as sonic got it, 1000 years worth of direct chaos energy exposure, though it definitely took longer to reach than sonic, since tails doesnt go super regularly, everybody kinda forgot that could happen until its past 1000 years and tails just...... hasnt died yet and in 1000 YB shadow actually dies before tails does! Tails cares for Cosmos tree in both happy auau and 1000yb as well! but i havent particularly thought about tails having a family in happy auau lol idk, hes just kinda doing his own thing and i havent really thought about any of the really late deaths in happy auau bc thats gonna make me sad lmaooooo, so for now they get to be happy and nothing bad will happen :)))))
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@mostpowerfrog I MEAN. aside from my last post being insanely wrong, i was like also kind of right but i must admit i didnt expect it to be this cute <;3 good work on this thing !! and by this thing im talking about vampire x hunter if it wasnt clear ;;
let me ummm dump about the whole thing here real quick. so overall, its great !! and like it feels like it hit me way harder cuz of how long the wait was between the updates so i was just like getting residual hype in the background from wanting it to be complete and then when i saw u actually post about it was all like: It's feasting time. and like it was so worth !! the story doesnt need to be super complex to suck me in but it still had like really interesting elements to it that like make more sense now considering the direction u went
like, for some reason i expected it to be more wrapped up even tho i kno thats not really your style so i didnt even consider it going this direction BUT that also means my first post may be more true further into the story like arcen questioning his whole motivation for this and the whole bannon clan and also more stuff about vance and and. ugh this is also one of your strengths where combined with the exposition and worldbuilding and characters and the small bit of story we get to see it really makes it seem like theres a whole world with a grand long story to tell if we were to ever explore it which is SO COOL but at the same time kills me a lil bit knowing ill never have like 300 chapters of your comics ...
that leads me to ask, do you have a lot of ideas for your comics that dont make it in or do you just have this small story you wanted to tell and then had to come up with all the stuff around it to have an excuse to make it? like, "ok, cool design just dropped. i wanna have him fight some other guy cuz its cool." and then coming up with a motivation for the mc and the whole story? or is it more like you already had some plans for characters and a story like this and then just had to execute it?
but umm yeah i def like this more than tenfold rings EVEN THOUGH tenfold rings has the same strengths and it was still great but this feels like you took that in stride and then made a more polished pilot for a potential longer story, aswell as having like way more of a settled(?) artstyle... ?? ok at this point im just saying words but i mean its even more flowy and the pacing is suited exactly to my taste and the paneling is really cool and the art is kind of like janky on purpose? like working with a pen with no line weight change or tapering and then allowing some parts to look super off-model to exaggerate the characters better while still having a lot of cool perspective shots and composition, n then also not trying to make aspects look too polished like some lines in the background will be going to the middle of nowhere but the overall composition and look from afar is so strong it doesnt even matter (it kind of makes it sound like an insult but this is great i tell u bc i spend way too much time focusing on polishing some random thing no one will care about) so basically you kno where to put your strengths and what people will actually pay attention to so you dont have to spend too much work
the action for me is also way more readable i remember being a little lost in some panels of tenfold and it wasnt exactly focused on action so it didnt matter too much but everything in vxh is readable and that makes the action scenes feel like ... awesomesauce swagaliciousness !! ive gotta say i aspire to learn your ways because therses so many cool small things i keep noticing on rereads that you did with the art and i especially love the paneling and use of contrast IT JUST LOOKS SO GOOD !!
im sorry though that you had to fight thru artblock n burnout to just get it out, def fine with you doing whatever for your next projects as long as it makes you feel more comfortable with creating the stuff and without burning yourself out n all that :v whether its more pilot comics or some longer form thing or some other medium idc!! u can probably tell im insanely rabid about your art so ill literally take whatever you make. and this is like supremely strange to me because im never obsessed with anyone elses art so i guess you somehow managed to scratch that itch no one else could thus far :O
so overall thoughts: vampire x hunter SUPREMELY goated and you should feel good about it forever. and good luck with every endeavor you ever pursue in the future forever +maximum
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hikari-ni-naritai · 6 months
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re: vampire cooking post
But like if you think about it
Animals do cook their food though, like, some of them, like y'know how sheep digest their food a lot in their four stomachs and spit it out and eat it again? That's sort of a cooking.
Also humans do kind of cook their sex. Most other animals don't do, like, bdsm and kink shit. We do those things though even though we don't have to for the sex to work. And that's sort of like how we cook our food but animals don't
And some vampires do cook their blood! Like sometimes in some fictional interpretations of them. I can't name any off the top off my head but I'm sure they exist
Sorry, I realized I'm realizing I am reading way too much into that one post that you just reblogged and it's very silly
anon i dont know how to say this nicely. you sound like you got your definition of 'cook' from tiktok comments on conspiracy theorist rants saying 'let him cook 👀". like. the 'cooking' being referenced is a specific thing humans do where we apply heat and other processes to change the chemical makeup of food making it easier to digest, allowing us to use the excess energy for brain development. it's believed that the invention of cooking is what allowed us to become human in the first place. 'cook' doesnt mean 'do a process of some kind to'. and yes, some vampires in media cook and some even eat. theres a lot of anime vampires that have no problem with human food. vampire lore is so expansive that basically any trait could theoretically belong to a vampire. the post was talking about the early lore.
also im sure you dont mean any offense by it but i get really annoyed by implications of the Objective Superiority of Sex so like. lets not talk to emily about that ok? theres nothing special about sex. anyway i do think youre wrong, i think animals are quite capable of having kinks even if they arent capable of acting on them the way we are, but even supposing youre right, our ability to do bdsm would be a direct result of the sapience gained through cooking food.
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sparkvamp · 1 year
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is it ok if we can have more of ur sparkvamp headcanons
sure ^_^ tho really theyre very mundane and a little silly. i gave most of them in the last post so . i cant think of anything substantial. ill add them below the cut
i think vampire likes cute animals but theyre afraid of him by nature so he gets upset at this. animals like Sparkling but i think he gets really awkward around them. Like when holding a baby for the first time and being afraid that you might hurt them
Sparkling probably has a few plushies given to him as gifts. instead of sleeping with them he displays them on his couch or shelf. Vampire likes them because they're cute and make good pillows.
I think Sparkling is a messy sleeper. He can fall asleep on one side and wake up in the opposite direction. Vampire sleeps like your typical vampire.
i dont think sparkling likes to be alone. He appreciates the quiet but i dont think he likes complete silence
Sparkling likes chicken very much. If you bring him to a buffet he will get a plate full of Just chicken.
Vampire has a large collection of fancy clothes and shoes that he never wears. In general, i think hes a hoarder 
sparkling does the laundry because i dont think vampire knows that you're supposed to separate white clothes from colored ones. he also forgets to check pockets before he puts clothes in the wash, so sometimes hell find crumpled money and receipts, or the objects in the pocket are lost in the wash.
Vampire doesnt really ever bother to clean his room besides his coffin, but sparkling's nose gets stuffy when its dusty so they clean it together every so often. Albeit with lots of whining from vampie
Vampire cant swim. hes the type to say that hell only get into the water if theres a float because he doesnt want to swim but actually its because he just cant swim.
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blood-bound · 1 year
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Are all of your WoD characters, generally, in one widespanning WoD or do they exist in separation, isolated from one another when looking at them from campaign to campaign?
excellent question / excuse to give a brief overview of my games.
I'm in 4 games!
The most recent one is a game I ST for for some random Reddit ppl, cause i wanted to help introduce someone to WoD. This has only had 1.5 sessions due to Scheduling Issues and is seperate from my other games, its set in 2018 Austin. I haven't talked about any characters from this game yet!
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The other 3 are indeed supposed to be in the same WoD universe. I am the ST of one of them, and players in the other two.
One is a vampire game
One is a Hunter game (ST for this one!)
And the other is a Mage game (Technically mage the awakening which is chronicles of darkness and not WoD so idk youd have to ask my ST how he is making them compatiable.
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The vampire game is set in 2000s Detroit and is where Mark and Sampson are <3
The Hunter game is set in Seattle 2007. I haven't posted much about this game yet but that one random character i posted abt like 30 mins ago is from here.
The Mage game is set in 1850s, in America, across various states as we are travelling through the west! This is where Porphyria, my mage is.
So far there hasn't been much overlap between the the hunter game and the others, other than some of the nosferatu currently in seattle had travelled there recently from Detroit (and they are having the Worst Luck in both cities... its a lil complicated but tldr the nosferatu primogen was caught lying abt something really important and skipped town and is now in seattle, and one of my Hunter PCs has it in his backstory that he blew up a major warren in Seattle and so is hated by the Nos lol)
But the vampire and mage game have more significant overlap:
Our mages basically destroyed the vampire Elysium in Independence MO, killing the prince and a lot of other kindred, and paved the way for a new Malkavain Prince, John, who by the 2000s is now the Malkavian Primogen in Detroit. Us baby mages tried to attack John directly and ended up having to cut a deal with him, and blood bonding... some woman to him that idk the significance of yet. I think it will become relevant that we did so. I WAS SOOO HYPE when we met him - I was like NO WAY IS THIS JOHN!?!? And it was! I met him in vampire before i did in mage. He's very strong now in Detroit! His thing is he is Obsessed with Being Normal and he actually is So Normal but like in a creepy way. My ST revealed he has at least 1 dot in every skill so he can be Normal at everything with a specialization in crafting paperweights. He dresses however is Normal for the time. So in 2000s Detroit he dresses like a grill dad. lol.
The other overlap is my ST revealed that a Tremere Mark knows in the vampire game is currently living in our Mage game as a mortal in California, and we may come across him. He told Mark his name was Kassidy, apparently he has a Korean name but it gets mispronounced so often he usually doesnt share it :( and he doesnt trust Mark enough to share it yet. In our vampire game, Kassidy seems to be interested in the psychology of vampires. He also seems very depressed. I don't know his story except that a song my ST based off of him is Message in a Bottle and "Heart' By Laura Branigan so I know there is Angst there waiting to be revealed... I'm kind of obsessed with him despite not knowing very much. I wanna meet him in our mage game SO BADLYYY
I think that is all the direct overlap other than that many vampires in the Detroit game are obviously alive and around in the mage game... but there won't be much overlap other than the above.
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kyublivion · 1 year
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Im not too familiar with wing AU’s so i dunno if certain wings have associated meanings but ill just put down the three characters I use in Timebreak rather than all of them.
Antasma: A large and imposing pair of Bat wings, not unlike those of a Lunala. Fitting for a Vampire and a Child of the Moon. She adores flying with them, and remembers going soaring with her closest companions in her timeline. Her wings are Worn, and tired, and yet theyre still ever so strong. For how long will that last i wonder? How long can these wings hold the weight of the world until it all comes crashing down around her and that hope she holds so dear disappears like a new moon... Angie: As mentioned in the reblog of the original post Angies wings are the same as those had by Anju, personally i think Crystalline Dragon wings, something like Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon from Yugioh, would fit. However as also mentioned, somethings wrong with them, though hidden, with the right positioning of light one could swear there are cracks, that the gorgeous, sparkling blue looks...darker, corrupted even. No one likes to talk about how something seems to be weighing them down, how all she can do is hover with them now, how at the right angle to see the darker color, one could possibly even see something within them... staring at them hungrily, as though it wants to spread to them as well.
Vixo: Vixo comparatively has rather normal Wings, beautiful blue and purple feathered wings that when combined with his over all snake motif bring to mind winged serpents from various mythologies. Nobody knows theyre fake, hes a Nihilego given human form, hes not supposed to have wings, wings are a sign of Freedom, of being a person, hes just a tool the Mysterious Figures point in the direction of a target and he goes and fucks with their emotions beyond repair for information. Hes certainly doesnt to long for a real set to call his own, oh no not at all.
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disaster-fruit · 2 years
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So to the epic return of brarg Sunday, I have two AUs to offer @oxiosa (and anyone who wishes to join!!!). Choose your fighter:
1: A vampire lu au (yes another one). I had it in my mind for a while but rereading Dracula made me want to work on it again. I don’t have a plot but more of a ~vibe~ an ~aesthetic~ if you will. I think it would be neat to have a more old school vampire fic, I see it set in Luciano’s big imperial manor burried deep in the woods, surrounded by trees so large they block almost all sunlight. It’s in a path no one dares to travel for the rumors of people not coming back; in its way the only animals one finds are snakes and spiders. Martin somehow finds himself trapped in this beautiful manor with no mirror or servants - I first had the though of making him an outlaw that runs to the forbidden part of the forest to escape and ends up there, but that’s a little too similar to your vampire fic, so I think we can go a more Dracula direction and make it so that Martin is this young Professional of something that is called there but this mysterious figure and makes the journey. At first he doesn't realize the danger - his host is charming and handsome and even seductive, but he soon stars to see things are off. I don’t have a plot per se, but knowing martin I think he would want to be a hero and find a way to kill the vampire, so we can’t get some action and some fighting but also some mixed feelings. I don’t see this Au as one they’d fall in love love but might grown enough attraction/affection to reach some compromise that don’t involve killing the other. Or they fall in love im on board for that too for sure 8D
2: Enchanted AU. I don’t have much on it but the set up, but it might be an easier one. Basically martin is a fairly tale Prince Charming, hopeless romantic turned up to 1000. But do you some witchery to be defined he’s sent to the most horrible place - São Paulo. A big city full of gray and cars and dirt and he’s lost and confused trying to find his way to ( his Princess? Slay the dragon and save his village? His throne?) And ends up saved by avarage divorce laywed lulu, a major player who doesn’t believe in true love and sees romance as just a way to over complicate fun and sex (We can give him a child or not, I think it might work either way). The rest of the plot goes as you’d expect as these two contrasting figures fall in love - Luciano learns true love yes exists, and Martin learns to be a little more rational about love (or if we want to spicy it up sex doesn’t exist in the fairy tale world so martin learns about THAT). I do think we’d need an evil witch for this one (maybe arthur/alice? We know martin doesnt get along with them) because I NEED martin to get poisoned and wake up from a true loves kiss at the end all the rest is negotiable
Whichever you choose I say we make a new post to start, but as aways feel free to ignore or send a different idea <3
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spikedru · 2 years
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hello a) your near dark posting proving true the fundamental adage that no piece of advertising is as strong for a movie as a tumblrina posting about it b) do you have other vampire movie recs what are your tops
asjkfdsljfdjaskdflj YES literally made a letterboxd list of good vampire movies but i will go over some that i feel like are underappreciated
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) dir. Ana Lily Amirpour "In the Iranian ghost-town Bad City, a place that reeks of death and loneliness, the townspeople are unaware they are being stalked by a lonesome vampire." Love love this movie so much. It does have a slow moving pace but the atmosphere of the town and the moody use of black and white cinematography give it such a cool and melancholic feel to it. excellent soundtrack. i also love the the titular Girl's headscarf evoking the iconic look of classic bela lugosi dracula making her seem incredibly imposing but also unique. a vampire skateboards in this movie. theres a hot guy with a cute cat. excellent film. also another entry into female directed vampire movies.
Let the Right One In (Låt den rätte komma in) (2008) dir. Tomas Alfredson "Set in 1982 in the suburb of Blackeberg, Stockholm, twelve-year-old Oskar is a lonely outsider, bullied at school by his classmates; at home, Oskar dreams of revenge against a trio of bullies. He befriends his twelve-year-old, next-door neighbor Eli, who only appears at night in the snow-covered playground outside their building." I loveeeeed this movie so much i love it when a film really lets you feel the weather its showing and this movie is FREEZING. beautiful snow and cold emphasizing the loneliness felt by the protagonist. i thought the relationship between oskar and eli to be very interesting and sweet. loved the subtle use of the vampire physiology like it wasnt overt but there were just these excellent moments where eli just doesnt look quite human and it was great. i cannot speak for the american remake bc i havent seen it but i loved the original so much
30 Days of Night (2007) dir. David Slade "An isolated Alaskan town that is plunged into darkness for a month each year when the sun sinks below the horizon. As the last rays of light fade, the town is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires bent on an uninterrupted orgy of destruction." the vampire design in this movie is rly interesting to me... much more inhuman than what is usually shown.. i kept comparing them to like. piranhas in my head when i was watching. fun, intense action survival movie with a really interesting premise? the location of being so far north that the night stretches on for a full month was such a cool scenario to explore how the humans would have to fight off not only the vampires but the harsh environment around them. danny huston vampire !! bloody and grisly and ominous loved it.
Cronos (1993) dir. Guillermo del Toro "Faced with his own mortality, an ingenious alchemist tried to perfect an invention that would provide him with the key to eternal life. It was called the Cronos device. When he died more than 400 years later, he took the secrets of this remarkable device to the grave with him. Now, an elderly antiques dealer has found the hellish machine hidden in a statue and learns about its incredible powers." Guillermo del Toro take on vampirism!! it has been a little while since ive rewatched this movie but i love del toro's work so much and how he approaches monstrosity has always been a favorite of mine. a very sweet and sad tale of a man and his granddaughter, how he is infected with this vampirism and trying to hold onto his humanity as long as he can. also ron perlman is there. i need another del toro vampire movie so bad pleas mr del toro
Thirst (박쥐) (2009) dir. Park Chan-wook "Sang-hyun, a respected priest, volunteers for an experimental procedure that may lead to a cure for a deadly virus. He gets infected and dies, but a blood transfusion of unknown origin brings him back to life as a vampire. Now, Sang-hyun is torn between faith and bloodlust, and has a newfound desire for Tae-ju, the wife of his childhood friend." WE GOT VAMPIRES. WE GOT VAMPIRE PRIESTS. WE GOT CRAZY WEIRD VAMPIRE SEX. WE GOT CATHOLIC GUILT. WE GOT GROSS BODILY PUSTULES. WE GOT HOUSEWIVES GONE WILD. insane movie thank you song kang-ho for the hot vampire priest represenation
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some others that are always talked about of course are wwdits, the original dracula is fun of course to see mr iconic bela lugosi doing his thing, fright night (1985) is a lot of fun i love chris sarandon, lost boys is iconic at this point
@thegothicalice also has a bunch of letterboxd lists for vampire movies by the decade which ive been still meaning to look through for more inspiration !
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mikalara-dracula · 3 years
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Hii :3 i love your blog, can i have headcanons of ayato, Subaru and shuu having a big crush on a girl but the girl doesnt like them back :3 thanks
When their crush doesn’t like them back
ft. Ayato, Subaru, and Shu
Hi there, Anon!
Aw, thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you so much for requesting as well! Tbh, I think I may have overdone it with how much I wrote here, but I was just so inspired lol. Hope you enjoy reading it. Feel free to request again anytime. :))
Parallel post: When their crush doesn't like them back (ft. Reiji, Laito, and Kanato)
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Ayato:
Oh boy, he’s not going to take this lightly--oh no, not at all.
Ayato was literally raised to think that he’s the best out of his brothers and anyone else.
So, you not liking him back is not something he’s not going to accept . . . at least, not easily anyways.
However, before we get to the negative, let’s begin with how all of this started.
Ayato first noticed you at cheerleading practice.
(Okay, so I’m not sure if their school in DL necessarily has a cheerleading team, but considering the students play sports, there’s a chance that there might be, but let’s just imagine that there is one for this scenario.)
Anyways tho, you were busy practicing the cheer choreography for the next basketball game, and with Ayato being on the school’s basketball team, he noticed you practicing from far away as he was practicing on the court with his team.
He grew interested quite quickly to know who you were; the way your uniform displayed itself against your body, the gleam that sparkled in your eyes as you cheered with the rest of your team. From that point on, he was determined to get to know you and make you his girl.
Since he likes to make a grand entrance, how he met you was staged with a few of his guy friends since he wants to leave an impression.
You were standing in the crowded hall with your group of friends, just talking about the most random of things whilst you held your textbooks for next period until a guy with a hoodie ran past you and knocked you over, making you lose your balance as you started to fall.
To your luck though, someone swooped in and caught you before you could hit the ground, his red locks falling into his face as he held you securely in his arms, pulling you upward to help you stand on your feet again.
You were shocked. Not being able to hold back gratitude for saving you from such a fall, you’d thank, “Thank you for-,”
“No need to thank me, babe . . . . The name’s Ayato by the way.” He’d smirk, walking off to join his group of friends that were waiting for him at the end of the hall, soon cheering him on as they rounded into the next hall knowing that it had all gone according to plan.
Through witnessing everything that happened, everyone was whispering and gossiping about it in the halls. This would lead one of your friends to comment whilst giggling with the other girls in your group, “Wow Y/N, he’s quite the keeper.”
“He just saved me from falling, not death--honestly.” You’d remark, finding this to be blown out of proportion as the girl gang simply laughed at your reluctance to overreact like everyone else was--you just weren’t that type of person.
Now that you knew who he was, the game was definitely on.
He tries to impress you in lots of ways.
Such as with his basketball skills when he’s practicing with his team or during an actual game since you’re cheering for his team.
He’ll literally point to you from a distance every time he makes a shot, leaving you to blush while you’re standing at the side with your cheer team.
With him being quite cocky, he definitely tries to make you laugh.
During school hours, if you’re busy in the halls getting ready for next period, he tries to get your attention from afar--even if it’s from the other end of the hall--with the rest of his guy friends, a smirk on his face as he blows a kiss to you from a distance, leaving you to blush.
Eventually through him trying to impress and talk to you so much, he takes the opportunity to ask you out.
And of course, with you not having feelings for him, you’d say no.
He was expecting that you’d say yes, so getting rejected was really strange to him, but of course, he wasn’t going to give up that easily.
Since he has a major crush on you, he’s going to be insistent about going out with you.
Like, he’s not taking no for an answer.
He’d constantly harass you in the halls or in class about this, saying to stop playing hard to get when you’re making it perfectly clear that you have interest in him at all.
He’ll even pass you notes in class asking about the same thing or try to get your attention in class by whispering your name while everyone is busy and mouth ‘you look hot today’, leaving you to turn around in your seat and frown as this was getting annoying, his arrogance being a turn-off.
With being desperate, Ayato will even go as to steal your cheerleading uniform from your locker and hold it for ransom.
There was one time where you were walking to the girl’s locker room to get ready for cheer practice, which meant changing into your uniform. You were already late due to talking with a teacher after class, so you knew the locker room was empty since it was after school and most students had already gone home, and that your team was already practicing without you.
You went inside and opened your locker to find that the uniform was gone. Instantly, you questioned where it could have gone since you had just washed it yesterday and had placed it in there this morning before school had started, but a familiar, yet annoying voice soon rattled your thoughts.
“Hey babe, looking for this?”
You’d turn to see Ayato walking toward you, the uniform in his hands as a smirk displayed itself on his lips. You literally almost screamed knowing he was in the girl's locker room as this was not a place for him to be, your privacy feeling disturbed.
“Ayato, give it back.” You’d say, trying to take it from him, but he would be quick to hold it up high and out of your reach as you gave your best attempts to jump and grab it.
“Not so fast, sweetheart. You’ll get this back on one condition.”
“Fine.” You’d retort, feeling tired from all your attempts. “What is it?”
“Go out with me.”
“Ayato, how many times am I going to tell you that it’s not going to happen?”
“You can try to deny me all you want, but a girl has never said no to yours truly.”
“Well this one has.” You’d hiss, jumping up high enough this time as you finally grabbed hold of it and yanked it away from him. “I don’t know what it’s gonna take to make you understand that I’m not interested.”
There was an awkward silence between the two of you and you thought he would just leave. You were going to walk away and change, but you noticed he just continued to stand there. Being fed up with this, you’d hiss, “What?”
“You’re already late for practice. You’ll get there a lot faster if you let yours truly help you with your uniform.” He’d grin.
“Get out!” You’d scream, pushing him in the direction of the door.
It took an endless amount of attempts, but he’d eventually get the message that you just weren’t into him.
Once Ayato came to terms with himself and that you had no feelings for him, he basically ignores you at all costs.
For example, if he sees you in the hall, he’ll look or walk away and pretend he doesn’t see you--you’re basically erased to him.
Even if you tried to pull him aside to talk to him to work things out and just be friends, he’d simply brush you aside, hands in his pockets as he’d mutter ‘tch’ before walking away.
“Tch! How can she not like yours truly? . . . . Whatever. It’s her loss. She’ll never find another guy like me.”
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Subaru:
Oh my, for him to like someone is quite difficult since he’s not even a fan of himself.
However, there was something captivating about you that caused this vampire’s undead heart to throb.
He hated the fact that he had feelings for you since he doesn’t want to feel weak for anyone, but you made him feel things in ways he couldn’t explain.
Every day at school was the same to him until he saw you. You were new to his school and the teacher introduced you to everyone and this was when he took note of your existence.
Since Subaru is a loner, you really had no idea who he was or that he even existed at first.
Just like everyone else, you would walk right past him in the halls, but it’s not because you were rude, you just didn’t know him and it would be strange to just start talking to someone you didn’t know without a reason.
He on the other hand noticed everything about you--your every movement, the way your smile would gleam, the way your style bewitched him along with how your intelligence astonished him during class discussions.
How you noticed him though was quite the opposite of ordinary.
You were once walking through the crowded halls at school and witnessed a physical fight taking place in the middle of the hall with two male students, Subaru being one of them as everyone huddled around to watch.
You saw the way his fist collided with the other male’s face as he sent him to the ground, several teachers soon arriving as they broke up the fight and sent both of them to the principal’s office.
At that point, you knew who he was and everyone was talking about that fight for weeks. Due to this, you heard rumors about him as well--about how getting in trouble was common for him due to him getting in fights with students in the past and that he was quite brash in general, but you weren’t one to judge.
Now, returning to him having a crush on you.
When in class with you, he will stare at you but will look away quickly since he doesn’t want to take any chances on being noticed by you or anyone else. The last thing he wants is for someone to suspect that he has a crush on you.
You were once assigned to be his partner in class and let’s say he was a nervous wreck about it all.
He was a lot meaner than usual, mostly because it’s a defense mechanism he uses to demonstrate his tough exterior so no one can take advantage or hurt him.
But deep down, we all know that this bby car is a total softy :’)).
Since you both had a project to complete together, you both met up in the library to prepare for it. You were both looking at the textbook to find the information you needed when your hand accidentally brushed against his. He instantly withdrew it, muttered ‘tch’ as he walked away to hide the blush that bloomed on his cheeks. This left you confused, but you decided not to question it since he was quite the enigma.
I’ve cannoned this in the past with @liannelara-dracula that he likes to corner you when you’re alone, especially during break, so he can have a small conversation with you.
He may say something slightly perverted to flirt tho ;)).
Through knowing each other, you like waving to him in the halls as you’re walking to class with your friends, your endearing smile dawning on him quite incandescently.
He’d never wave back at first, always muttering his infamous ‘tch’, and was usually just annoyed by your kindness, but with you not withdrawing your gentle nature, he soon started to grow a bit more comfortable with this.
When he reached this stage, he’s always taken back by you saying hi to him casually like that. He doesn’t really know what to do, a minor blush appearing on his cheeks as he'd slightly, but very awkwardly, lift and wave his hand, quickly looking away from you to avoid eye contact.
Your friends, however, would take note of you saying hi to him and would constantly be asking you as to why since he’s bad news and isn’t very approachable.
“Guys, he’s just misunderstood. It’s not like we really know him and we can’t just judge by what’s on the surface.” You'd say.
He really isn’t the type to just confess due to fear of rejection and his feelings grew more and more as he got to know you.
You really brought a lot of fun and joy to him, something he isn’t too familiar with due to his upbringing, in fact, he even started to smile a little bit each time he saw you.
Even his brothers took notice of his new behavior, a certain fedora-wearing vampire wanting to know more than what was on the surface when they were all riding home together once.
“Fufu~, what’s with the new attitude, Subaru? Why the smile? Is it about a girl?”
“Tch! Shut up!” He’d retort, looking away from all of them as a minor blush appeared on his cheeks, leaving them all to laugh at him.
Later on though, Subaru caught on to the idea of you not liking him back due to seeing you kissing your boyfriend in the halls one day.
He was crushed in all honesty and ended up recoiling back into his old life of being lonesome.
He rarely talks to you now. Since he knows you have someone else, he doesn’t want to bother with getting to know you any further since it would just hurt him more.
He’d also be a lot meaner and irritated than usual. In fact, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’d get into more physical fights due to his anger towards this situation.
He hates the idea of you not liking him back . . . but to be honest, he kind of expected it because he thought it was something that was too good to be true.
“It only makes sense that someone like her is already taken . . . . Tch! Like she’d ever date a piece of shit like me.”
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Shu:
Considering his childhood trauma, for him to take an interest in someone is quite rare and almost unexpected.
Especially since he believes that if anyone associates themselves with him, they either end up dead or are left in a really bad situation they can’t get out of.
It took him a while to realize his feelings for you. He honestly just kept denying them for the longest time, but he accepted them later on since you were always on his mind.
However, even though he's realized them, bear in mind that he is an ass about his feelings since he always tries to push them away. This is mostly due to his experience with Edgar since it left quite a mark on his childhood.
Anyways, Shu first took notice of you during homeroom--which he actually bothered to attend for once xDD--and noticed you sitting in the far corner writing some things down in your notebook whilst your ears remained attentive to what the teacher was saying, your beauty being captivating to him.
By him not going to class a lot of the time, he wasn’t too familiar with a lot of his classmates. But with you being in homeroom hour, he actually started to attend it a lot more because he found you interesting—the way you focused throughout the period as you listened to instructions and paid no attention to the other boys who sought your attention when the teacher was either too busy teaching or doing something else.
By seeing you a lot in homeroom, he’d notice you in the halls whenever you were either conversing with your friends or going to your locker to grab the stuff you needed for your next class.
The way your hair would whip every time you turned, the sound of your laughter echoing in his ears every time you and your friends joked about something.
It was all so amusing to him, something he wouldn’t typically see.
With you piquing his interest, he wanted to make himself known to you. In other words, he wanted you to talk to him in some way, so he staged an opportunity.
You were running late to class one day. Since it was on the second floor you had to use the stairs, but you soon stopped when you saw someone occupying one of the steps that prevented you from ascending, his figure asleep as you recognized it to be Shu.
You had heard of Shu before due to his family name and because he was so popular with the girls, along with the fact that he always skipped class, but you never paid him much thought since you had your own clique of wholesome friends.
Since you were already running late and that was the only way to get to class, you’d politely approach him and ask him to move, but of course, he didn’t give a response or budge.
You supposed he was in a deep sleep, so you reached out to tap his shoulder, his eyes snapping open as he’d quickly grab your wrist, preventing you from giving him a nudge.
“Huh, touching a man you don’t even know. That’s quite lewd of you.” He’d smirk.
His remark caused you to slightly blush, “That- that’s not- I wasn’t doing anything like that.”
“Huh, surely doesn’t seem like it.”
You grew pretty annoyed as you’d send him a frown. “Look, can you move? I have to get to class. I’m already late and you’re making me get there even later.”
“You being late isn’t my problem. If you wanna pass, just pass.”
You’d sigh taking his suggestion, taking a step forward as you attempted to skip over the step he occupied. As you stepped over, he lifted a leg causing you to trip and land on the landing, pain traveling through your body as you shot him a glare knowing that what he did was on purpose.
“Hey! What the hell?! You did that on purpose, you jerk!”
“You’re imagining things. First you trip and then you wanna blame your clumsiness on me.”
He was so lying, and you knew that for sure. You didn’t just imagine it. You literally saw him do it.
“But you-,” You’d sigh, knowing it was going to be pointless to continue arguing with him, plus, you had a class to get to. “Whatever, I don’t have time for this. I have to get to class.”
As you’d leave, he would make a perverted remark about your skirt, a blush rushing up to your cheeks as you’d walk away and up the next flight of stairs to get to your class.
After class, your friends had asked why you were so late and you had told them about your encounter with Shu. They were in awe at the story and even teased you about it.
With that incident, things only escalated, especially with his endless flirting. He honestly gets a kick out of it.
Since he skips class a lot of the time, if you happen to pass him in the empty halls as you walk to class or elsewhere, he’s going to say something to you for sure.
This can range from him making more perverted remarks about your skirt, or your panties if he’s laying down; even going to the point of teasing you about being perverted when you’re not.
That motha.
He even accuses you of bothering him when he’s the one who started the conversation.
Says that you ‘walk too loud’ and that you’re spoiling his music because of that reason.
You’d grow fed up with this and with being so distraught about it, your friends would be bound to ask what was bothering you. You’d mention why, but they would only find it amusing considering who he is. After all, Shu isn’t really known to give much of his attention to anyone.
“Y’know, if he’s talking to you in the halls for no reason, that says something. He only talks to girls he has an interest in.” One of your friends would say.
“Interested my ass!” You’d retort, rolling your eyes. “He’s such an ass. He’s just some spoiled rich kid that’s probably never worked a day in his life.”
Honestly, Reiji would love you on account of this xDD.
I’ve also cannoned this with @liannelara-dracula that even though he’s lazy, he would take the time to get to know your schedule and show up everywhere you’d typically go.
And then, he’d accuse you of stalking him since you’re always running into him.
Since he’s pretty perceptive, Shu eventually noticed that you didn’t like him through one incident that he took note of in the hall one day. You were walking and you ran into your crush, your heart racing as he stopped to talk and say hi to you. You were pretty good friends with him and he was just the sweetest guy ever. You always felt butterflies in your stomach whenever you were around him and deep down, you hoped that things would change between you two eventually.
To Shu, it was plain as day that you liked someone else. He’s centuries-old and definitely knows how this stuff works, he’s not stupid. Plus, the asshole he was also listening to your heartbeat when you spoke to your crush, making it far more evident to himself that you had an interest in someone else.
By knowing about your crush, he does use it to piss you off. He’ll act like an even bigger ass now because he knows you don’t like him.
“Y’know, it’s never going to happen.” He’d tease, his infamous smirk being evident.
“A girl can dream.” You’d retort. “You seem to do it all day, so why can’t I?”
Based on his fear of someone getting hurt because of being involved with him, he’d never tell you that he liked you.
Is actually pretty accepting of the fact that you don’t like him, and to be honest, he thinks it’s better off this way due to his fear of destroying something he would later on cherish, but yet, he still carries on with being an ass towards you since it amuses him.
“You’re better off without me. Dream all you want about that guy, but I know he’d never satisfy you the way I could.”
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Jon Sims Is Dead Goth Nip
im right and u know it. every goth he’s encountered has ended up caught in his inexplicable charisma to their own confusion. evidence follows:
gerry (trad goth) meets jon immediately during a kidnapping when hes bloody and stressed and holding an ancient skin bound tome having just effortlessly summoned a dead man for moral advice on the apocalypse and is currently metamorphosing into an avatar of a cosmic horror: ive never been so thoroughly outclassed. i have feelings for this man (this feeling was friendship, but neither had experienced it before)
verdict: call me gerry and burn my page/body <3
oliver (industrial goth) rolls up to the hospital to meet his personal paralysis demon who will cure him of Evil Death Dreams by virtue of looping his personal death every night and finds an empty room bc jons aura destroys technology and also he has no heartbeat and needs to be Sleeping Beautied with the kiss of death: im so sorry the nurses wiped off your eyeliner king, this isnt what u deserved
verdict: personally directs his post-apocalypse report to jon instead of his god
georgie (mall goth) just freshly Touched By Death when she meets jon smoking alone in an alley outside the venue when he offers her company before a metal concert shes only going to bc she doesnt fear the moshpit anymore and wants to experience some emotions but he likes bc it drowns out his thoughts and then she immediately finds out hes not only at her university but also in her ghost-based major: ah, hell guess i am bi after all. do you want to adopt a cat together
verdict: it was cool before it got weird? jon turned out to be too goth for georgie to handle vampire bf style
Less canon but im in charge here:
melanie (menhera/punk) meets jon in a dingy basement office after being attacked by a ghost and spends half the time bouncing ideas off him like quarters about the occult and supernatural that he responds to easily even if they disagree on certain subjects and he offers to vouch for her to have free access to the largest occult library in london: idk if i want to kill this man or befriend him and thats the highest compliment i have
verdict: i stabbed u, u surgery’ed me, we’re even now :)
annabelle (classic goth lolita) god knows how when or why (annabelle knows) but the web likes him and shes a bit charmed by the self-aware dark academia aesthetic paired up with equally self-aware classic gothic romanticism of moral and ethical questioning while transitioning into monsterhood and swinging violently between Owning That Shit and fearing it respectfully while also being the linchpin in an apocalyptic ritual doomed to succeed: ok this man can have some free will, but only bc its funny
verdict: web ::::)
OG!sasha (cybergoth) there is a reason jon&sasha are friends in season 1 and it is bc she is goth and jon just wont admit he loves spooky shit outloud, but sasha knows since she walked in on the first day playing some classic goth jam on her phone and jon namedropped them upon hearing it and then swore her to secrecy bc He Has A Serious Reputation To Maintain, Sasha but now she Knows and aggressively befriends him under that blackmail
verdict: enters without knocking, mocks his pronunciation, brags, leaves
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