#don’t boo me you know i’m right

[midas-touch-illustration]

The “don’t fuck with nature” trilogy

[corgiss]

wolfwood is “transmasc with So Much religious trauma who doesn’t quite know how to separate their thoughts and experiences from the shadow of the church just yet” representation and I will not be taking questions at this time

[cc-tinslebee]

Steven Meeks is absolutely the type of person to be like, “I don’t understand praise kinks, why would you want someone to talk to you like a dog?” and then get weak in the knees whenever Charlie flatters him

[goofygoldengirl]

Don’t lie guys ya know we’d all be making goncharov/Andrey or goncharov/Katya amvs set to lady Gaga’s Alejandro if we rediscovered this movie 12 years ago

[robinsversion]

Apparently memes are pitchforks and tumblr posts are torches, at least to the remaining James Somerton fans

[ghost-proofbaby]

the astarion fic is related to eddie because eddie would read and encourage it actually

[falklore]

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[c-119]

Hear me out. Listen. Give me a minute here. Wait a second

World of Cars/Planes and Dinotrux are in the same universe, just tens of millions of years apart.

That is all

[telethrutime]

If Kim masked any harder he’d crack his teeth

[wytchsbrew]

I like the thought of everyone thinking they need to explain the Birds and the Bees to Aya, while she’s sitting in the corner, Googling “what is the most complicated position in the Kama Sutra” while staring at the back of Razer’s head. 

[thou-babbling-brook]

Why does this dude look like Altaïr but ✨for girls✨

[itstimetodrew]

Could you fix him? Could you fix the green goblin?

The real question is would I even want to? 🤨

I could not, though. He'd have to want that for himself too and he absolutely has not for like... multiple decades. Maybe he wants it now. He could be lying. We just don't know... but I do know he's a doomed person and it's sexy. :)

[delanuit]

( something something Christine singing The Last Lullaby from CENTAURWORLD & putting Erik down like a lame horse )

[robinsversion]

I feel like you can tell whether or not someone has had a codependent emotional leech of a friend by looking at the people who hate Warren Eagle Worm vs. the people trying to make him a tumblr sexyman

[very-offkey-kazoo]

Dean is a reputation girlie

Cas is a lover girlie

Sam is a folklore girlie

Jack is a debut girlie

[confused-wanderer]

It would be hilarious if villains loved Nightwing and were terrified of Officer Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson- who is used to open spaces and adrenaline- being stuck in a boring bleak office, surviving on shots of coffee and red bull with caffeine that would make Tim concerned.

The thugs soon realised that unlike most of the other cops - Dick was from Gotham.

No one fucks with Gothamites.

Villain *shooting at Dick with machine guns*

Dick *appearing from the shadows behind him*: Boo.

Villain: THIS IS A FIVE STOREY BUILDING HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE

Or

Thief *throwing a counting down bomb at Dick*

Dick: *catching and tossing the bomb at a safe distance before turning round and shooting it so it explodes mid air while running after thief*

Thief: .. what the actual fuck

Dick: Gee look at all that time you had! Shame you threw it away :D

Thief:

Dick: I’m from Gotham

Thief *realising they fucked up* : Please don’t steal my bones

OR

Shooter: *sets elaborate booby traps throughout the houses in an active hostage situation*

Dick *using his training as robin and inhuman flexibility to surpass them with ease*: Ah been a while since I got to have a nice stretch thank you.

Shooter:

Dick:

Shooter:

Dick: .. Hi :)

Shooter: Are you Satan?

AND

In interrogation room

Murderer: I think I’ll take your eyes and add them to my collection

Dick *running on spite and caffeine that could give Superman a sugar rush* : Funny.. I was going to say the same thing to you

Murderer: .. what

Dick: I wouldn’t take your eyes though.. they look like the inspiration behind the whole Medusa’s “look at it and you turn to stone” thing-

Murderer: Hey! Take that back before I gut you

Dick *smile stretching wider without blinking* : oh? Or what? I know everything about you. Who says I can’t kill you and walk out with everyone being none the wiser? I know how to kill someone too..you aren’t special.

Murderer:

Murderer: I’m scared for my safety.

Because the thing is, Nightwing is who Dick really is. It’s who he can be free as, be himself as without red tapes and regulations. Where he can give as good as he gets, and he’s kind and empathetic. He gets to help the downtrodden and goes easy on most of them if they give up right away, not to mention the fact that he never causes permanent damage.

But officer Dick Grayson is a different story. He runs on sleepless nights and no self preservation. Seeing an officer with an uncanny skill set they’re scarily good at, not to mention the cheery attitude he always has scares the shit out of criminals. Cuz no way in hell is a smiling Gothamite not a deranged one. He chases crimes like a bloodhound, and isn’t afraid to make good on threats he makes to ensure they never hurt anyone again.

Bonus if the batfam doesn’t know about this.

Red hood: Shit I can’t believe we ended up in Bludhaven

Red Robin *tying up the corrupt politican* : Since this is a sensitive case, we need someone we can trust to make sure it is seen through.

Red hood: .. So we paying a visit to Officer Grayson?

Politician *screeching* : NO NO NO NO! PLEASE NOT HIM!! JUST KILL ME INSTEAD AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY I CANT DEAL WITH HIM!

Red hood: .. is he fucking serious?

Henchmen: Sir he is. And we agree. Please take our bones and kill us but don’t take us to Officer Grayson.

Red Robin: Wait what did he do?

Henchman 1: He asked boss if the hat was sentient.. and said that if it was would it make that hat the top and boss the bottom.

Henchman 2: Last time we met I tried to shoot him but suddenly my gun was blank and he raised his hand and let the ammo drop

Red Hood: Well even I could do that-

Henchman 2: They were my bullets. I had selected the colour personally.

Red robin *growing concerned*

Henchman 3: He sang a lullaby to a child when we were holding the station hostage, and replaced the people with my family members. He even sang their social security numbers!

Henchman 4: He’s the most dangerous of them all. I ain’t shitting ya when I say he’s as scary as the bat from Gotham.

*all nodding in agreement*

Red hood:

Red Robin:

Red hood: Nah that doesn’t sound like Dick

Red Robin: Agreed. Let’s go there Hood.

*villains’ sobbing intensifies*