#don’t judge if it’s bad

[canbean-enby]

I was annoying my cat today and I thought of annoying dabi in the same manner. So you get this 12 am splurge of stuff. You’re welcome :).

Out of nowhere you would go up to him while he was watching tv, sit down next to him and just stare at him. He knows that this is a normal thing for you so he just lets you do it, trying to ignore his heart rate that has increased since he heard your bedroom door open. After a few minutes, you start playing with his hair. Coiling your fingers in it and scratching it in some areas to ease the male of any tensions he had from the day. You even checked to see if you may need to dye it again. However, his roots look as dark as the night you did them, which was about 3 weeks ago. A few more minutes pass by and you keep staring at him, eventually laying your head in his lap to get a better angle of his beauty. You admire the ways his scars line under his eyes like a bucket for his ocean like eyes. The way his staples hold the contrasting lives of who he was and who he can be. All of it is beautiful to you. If you would’ve told the ravenett this at the beginning of the relationship, which you did, he would’ve denied you from the use of the word when it comes to him. Especially when it comes to his scars. He feels that they chain him down, that they are a sign of a time when he was weak and they are display for everyone to see said weakness. But you think that they just show how strong the male has been and continues to be. You think they show a sign of courage and determination. You try to tell him that every now and again. Usually when it is 3 am and you are just muttering whatever compliments comes to mind. It doesn’t go unnoticed by the male, it actually makes his heart flutter every time you say it. To think that you look and him and the first thing you think is ‘courage’ is something that he will never understand. Dabi turns to look at you as a love filled look dawns your eyes. It seems like you don’t even notice that he is meeting your gaze, you seem lost in thought. The best thing the male thinks to do is flick your forehead. So the jackass does. “Um- ow” you whine as you rub your forehead, pouting at the pain that you pretend is on your forehead. “That didn’t even hurt. What’re you staring at you weirdo?” He already knew the answer, you say the same thing every time he asks. He secretly just wants to hear you say it. “The pretties boy in the world.” And there it is. Though something in his brain says it isn’t true, a smile still spreads on his face when you say it. The love that shines in your eyes and the way your face contorts to fit that wide smile makes that little annoying voice in his brain worth hearing every time. Because he knows there is another, louder voice that shuts that voice up quick. And that voice is yours. It has always been. And always will be.

[urlocalgoodboysblog]

“oh sweet thing, you just need someone to show you the way to being saved,” he says, pushing aside the curtain separating your half of the confession booth from the rest of the church.

The church has been empty for hours now, but you just couldn’t stop yourself from seeing the father tonight.

“Kneel for me,” he says, the moonlight filtering through the stained glass window. He slowly pulls his cock out of his pants as your knees hit the old oak floor of the confession booth.

He tastes salty-sweet as you take the head of his cock into your mouth, and he grabs a fistful of your hair as you take more of him.

“Good boy,” he whispers, “worship me like your God.”

You take him as deep as you can, pushing your face into his pelvis as you swallow around him. His moans and the sloppy sounds you’re making echo through the church, and you can feel him getting closer.

As he cums down your throat you can feel how wet you are and how good it feels to be saved.

[tokkiiecloud]

It’s hot outside so get hit by this bus take whv this is (Also don’t mind my writing, I ain’t no writer I have written a few fanfictions here and there soo..yeah)

WHB : it’s summer and it’s hot / Beach dates :

Characters : gn!reader ; Belphegor ; Bael ; Gamigin ; ppyong (Juno p) +angel : Raphael

CW : Sweating ; OOC

Belphegor :

this dude just sleeps through the heat

He’s inside with the air conditioner on

You just came back from a small trip in town with Agares and Vassago, and directly joined Belphegor who was sleeping in his room, you were drenched in sweat because of the FUCKING HOT AIR OUTSIDE and you were too lazy to go shower and change into a pair of fresh and cool clothes(he rubbed off on you)

You collapsed on the bed where Belphegor was sleeping, when he felt something that resembled a wet rat, he had to wake up from the discomfort, when he saw it was you he pushed you off the bed :

“WT- BELPHI?! THIS HURTS!” You yelled at him, he ignored you and went back to sleep, you were forced to take a shower and change when you came back he finally used you as a pillow.

Bael :

This man works through the heat (ac broken)

Collapsed bcs of the heat after waking up he started working again.

You walked inside of Bael’s office, he was still working despite when entering you could feel the unbearable heat, you started sweating profusely how could Bael work in this environment??

He smelt you’re sweats and looked at you giving a weak smile, he was close to collapsing, alerted you quickly went to him and grabbed his face worry in you’re eyes :

“Bael?! Your office is like an oven?!” You said worried, he just looked at you and apologized

“Sorry..the ac is actually broken but I’m used to the heat do not worry about me, go somewhere where the ac is on-“ he couldn’t finish his sentence before you dragged him out of the room, he wasn’t able to fight back because of his brain being turned to mush because of the heat.

After dragging him to a random chamber placing him onto the bed, making him drink some water, changing him into more comfortable clothes and going into the bed to cuddle with him.

He smiled softly before kissing your forehead and letting himself be taken care of by you.(Bael my beloved)

Gamigin :

He’s very worried about you staying hydrated

“Please don’t go outside too much”

Paradise lost, for some reason is not that hot?? But Gamigin still worries a lot about you he heard from Lucifer that human’s can’t withstand too much heat so he’s constantly checking on you, giving you water to keep you hydrated!

Ppyong (Juno p) :

Spends his day at the beach to be able to cool himself in the water

Listens to Avril Lavigne while swimming

He begged MC to go to the beach with him so he could spend some alone time together! Drinking wine together, watching the sunset together, swimming, his perfect idea for a date! Sadly he can’t hang out because the others will tag along…

At least he got a kiss on the forehead for the cute idea! It was worth it :

“Ppyong, I mean Juno, this is a very cute idea! Let’s do this next time!”

He giggles as you kiss his forehead, his smile is super bright almost blinding you more than the sun

Raphael :

Doesn’t give a flying fck at the heat

Has tried to kiss you while watching the sunset and will continue to try when he can

Interestingly, you found Raphael at the beach while hanging out with the devils of Gehenna and when he saw you…He took you away from them so for the rest of the day you spent you’re time with him

It was fun! You had a really good and goofy time with him he was still acting high and mighty but he was softer than usual until the sun started to set, both of you were sitting down on the golden sand :

“The sunset is beautiful..all those golden and pinkish mixed with a hint of blue create such a unique and ethereal look…”

He looks at you, eyes sparkling, he smiles at you as he grabs your chin and forces you to look at him, extremely gently as if he was handling a crystal glass :

“You know what else is beautiful and ethereal?” He looks deep into your eyes, leaning in closer to your face, when suddenly a bunch of demons intervened and brutally ended the sweet moment by starting a fight after the fight Raphael left but not without saying one last thing :

“Our moment was interrupted but we’ll have time to continue it some time later. See you dear” he smirks and flies away.

It’s donneeee!! YAYY! Don’t mind it going from weird /goofy or cringe ?? To sweet, I couldn’t stop myself from writing about them I just had too before the fandom completely dies you know?? So every time I get an idea I’ll write it!! :3

[chrissy-kaos]

That court fit.. about to go hurt this judge and DA’s feelings real quick 😂

[concreteemo]

Just Noah being cute. (In GIF form)

[oneinathousand]

Judge Holden when he sits with his hands cupped in his lap and seems much satisfied at the world, as if his counsel had been sought at its creation, after casting artifacts into a fire to expunge them from the memory of man:

[otaku553]

Something funny for your spy x family ASL au

Luffy took ONE look at loid and internally went 'oh sweet. He's a spy like sabo' and never brings it up while anya just stares at him horrified and like with ace and sabo, he just never brings it up.

This also happens with yor and anya makes a funny noise

(As i am typing this my dog has the zoomies and is running around like a maniac)

HAHA YEAH THIS WOULD DEFINITELY HAPPEN

I think loid’s a good enough actor that luffy wouldn’t figure it out immeditely from like just a few seconds of meeting him but give him a minute or a few and he’ll figure it out on vibes alone

[twinkskeletons]

can a 39 year old man be moe?

[pyjamacryptid]

me surrounded by all of my medical paperwork that disability services deems “not enough evidence” to claim support, after applying for the 5th time:

[anangelinthepit]

Dear Noah,

I’m gonna need you to come save me soon

Love

The girl who thinks she actually has a chance

[isbergillustration]

Why write the story when you can instead just draw scenes that aren’t in it?

[rockonfishboy]

Watching the Minecraft movie trailer and seeing so many people in the comments apologizing to minecraft story mode is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[here-comes-the-moose]

The Bad Batch as People You See at a Taylor Swift Concert (in Honor of Crosshair being a Swiftie)

Hunter- The dad who’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit. He knows a few words to the popular songs and is looking around to make sure everyone is being safe and having a good time. Will let someone use his phone to call someone if they’re lost. Probably wearing a Chiefs shirt with “Go Taylor’s boyfriend” written on it or something similar.

Wrecker- The person with over a thousand friendship bracelets that they made to exchange and give away to people. The most wholesome person at the concert who afterwards will be in everyone’s story time videos as a wholesome and positive anecdote. Probably dressed as the Lover Era or 1989 Era.

Tech- Explaining all the lore, hidden meanings, and Easter eggs in the songs. Has very strong opinions and theories and can and will engage in debate (all in good fun of course).

Crosshair- Dressed as the Reputation Era of course. The person recording parts of the concert and singing at the top of their lungs the whole time. Somehow knows all the words to every song. Cries so hard during certain songs that you’re genuinely concerned for their health and wonder who hurt them (he’s just like me fr)

Omega- The kid at their first concert (this was me during the Speak Now Tour!) who is very excited to see Taylor Swift and probably first got into her from an older influence (Crosshair) being a fan of hers. Most likely dressed in Speak Now or Fearless Era, but could also be Lover.

Echo- The mom having the time of her life who may or may not have dressed up with her kiddos. Probably tipsy or drunk and spends the whole concert either singing and dancing along or taking a million pictures of her kids. Probably will also engage in very passionate discussions, either with Tech or with someone else; probably has personal beef with at least one of Taylor’s exes.

[sleepingsun501]

TBB SPOILERS 02:13 / Tech appreciation post

Seriously why is he so cute?? 🥰🥰 I love all of his little smiles so much!! He deserves to smile more. I love how he’s opened up emotionally through this season. So much growth and I’m so proud of him.

(The middle ones damn near killed me)

[spocksocksrock]

so as i mentioned my parents got me a spock head for christmas cause they thought it was hilarious (it is) and i’ve occasionally been painting or putting hats on him (definitely haven’t been talking to him because i am normal) here are some of the highlights thus far:

[lesbianfakir]

Not to get personal but I think the reason princess tutu stuck with me for so long after watching it is like. As someone with low self esteem and abandonment issues seeing our hero hate who she is at her core only to make a friend who not only tolerated her “ugly” side but is so so deeply charmed by who she is under the mask that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her no strings attached? That’s the fucking DREAM

It’s the fantasy of having someone who loves you even when you’ve stopped being useful, when you can’t be funny or interesting or any of the traits you try to cultivate to make yourself more palatable to others. It’s the fantasy of having someone see to the core of you and not flinching, instead, coming away more endeared than before.

Princess Tutu is about hope. When Duck, our hero who brings hope to everyone, falls into despair, her best friend is there to bring hope back to her. And I think it says something that hope is the emotion the show leaves me with too. Hope for a better future. Hope that one day, like Duck, I’ll grow out of the ugly duckling phase and be able to embrace my true self.