#don't hate meeeeeeee

[geenozah]

I didn't know what to do, so I ran away. I left her there.

[willowser]

ONE THING ABOUT ME I'M GONNA WRITE AN EX-HUSBAND AU. @kedsandtubesocks !!!! I'M BLAMING YOU FOR MY EX-HUSBAND GOJO THOUGHTS ARE YOU KIDDING !!!!!!!!!

[ecoamerica]

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[peggycatrerr]

At least our ship is canon.

You're a fucking snob. "Oh I'm so much better than these fans because I do my fandom differently" BUT YOU DON'T. Marvel fans are the absolute most cliche fans. Lmao this superiority complex people who don't watch OFMD have is honestly just masking the most intense jealousy. You've never watched the show, but you KNOW you're better than the people that do? Get the fuck out of here. You're pathetic.

HOLY SHIT GUYS I'VE BEEN ON TUMBLR FOR NEARLY A DECADE AND THIS IS MY FIRST BIT OF ANON HATE OMG. OMG WHAT DO I DO I WANT TO FRAME THIS <333

[acreekinthenight]

trying to keep working on this wip since i can't write right now...

[inkblackorchid]

Feeling such an urge to go back and finally clean up the duel in Mirror these days. You have a Mirror, but do you see Yourself really is my ugly duckling in terms of fics somehow. I still love the premise, writing Sherry and Aki interacting was a delight, but with the large timeskip between To Bloom and Mirror, the slightly botched duel, and the fact that it really only works in tandem with the other stories, I'm not surprised it's getting the least attention. Really needed it for setup, though....

[jinhyun]

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[ecoamerica]

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[ephemeral-winter]

gahhh the person i hired to pack my room ahead of the move is kind of an idiot

[shiinsei]

bachelor thesis/work/plan/life panic 🙃🫣😱😮‍💨🤯😬😵😵‍💫🫠😶‍🌫️🥴

[godofsmallthings]

not reading the review rn but i will gladly take a pitchfork 7.0

[bloomingbluebell]

characters who are saved by "this could have been worse but i don't like writing that kind of angst"

[ya-what--ya-erster]

Me: *singing Shania Twain* Person: Why do you sound so sad? Me (in sad trans boy): MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN *cries*

[redr0sewrites]

If it wouldn’t be too much to ask can we get an angst Adam x reader?

Where reader is a winner waiting in heaven for Adam to return from extermination only for him to never show and being told by Emily or lute directly he died.

Please and thank you!

NONNIE WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEE <\\3

🥀Pt 2 HERE

🥀Cw: major character death, angst

the soft tapping of your foot against the marble floors echoed rhythmically throughout your shared home. shared with your lover of course, who had just flown off to this year's extermination. pacing up and down the kitchen floor, worries were seeping into your mind. despite your lover's reassurance, you still had the nagging feeling that something was amiss. you knew that Adam would be up against some of hells greatest powers, and while he had confidently assured you that the battle would be easy, you were still uncertain.

"dont worry toots, i'll be fiiiiine. i always am, eh? i'm THE Adam, i fucking rock! trust me babe, this fight will be over in minutes~" your lover leaned in to kiss your cheek before donning his helmet and taking off into the sky. as you watched him fly away, you tried to calm the worries soaring in your chest. Adam was right, he would be fine. he always was... right?

you replayed the scene in your mind again and again, trying to force yourself to remain calm. everything would be fine, Adam would come home and tackle you in a hug, then demand that you listen to him rant for the next few hours about each of his kills. suddenly, the rustle of wings and a loud thump outside of your door caught your attention. you ran towards your front door, excitement filling your body as relief curled into your soul. he was fine, of course he was fine! you tore open the door, expecting your lover's bright eyes and boastful expression to greet you. but it wasn't Adam at the door. it was Lute, looking bedraggled and worse for wear.

"Lute? what the fuck happened to your arm?!" you exclaim, motioning for her to come inside. Lute just shakes her head, a miserable look on her usually stern face. "Lute... where is Adam?" you try to remain calm as she just stares at you, pain and pity in her gaze. "he... in the battle, there were some... complications. Adam didn't make it," she whispered, handing you a bloody halo. ice cold shock flooded through you, soon melting into a burning pain coiled in your chest. you felt as though your insides were trying to break free, and you took the halo from her with shaky hands.

"where... where is his body," you whisper, voice low and sharp. Lute turned, refusing to even look at you. "we lost it, we had to retreat quickly and didn't have time to retrieve it..." your heart broke at her remorseful tone, and tears began to stream down your face. "i'm sorry y/n. there was nothing i could do-" you raised a hand to shush her, taking a deep breath in an attempt to calm yourself. your lovers cold halo was still heavy in your hand, just like the heavy ache in your heart.

"its not your fault, Lute. i just- i need some alone time to process- i don't know." you sigh, defeated and exhausted. "i think we all do," she whispered, looking at you again. then, Lute nodded understandingly, and flew off without another word. for a second you stood there, looking out at the beautiful skies of heaven. people always claimed that there were never bad days in heaven, but you felt as though your very soul was splitting in half. pain and remorse and anger seemed to be filling the empty pit in your heart, the fresh wound of Adam's loss already stung enough. you slam your door shut, throwing the halo across the ground and collapsing into your shared bed- now just yours. there was nothing you could do, and tears overcame you as the sound of sobbing echoed throughout your lonely home.

AUGHHHHHJH this hurts. i might make a pt2 where adam returns as a sinner and reunites with reader (only if yall want ofc) bc i HATe unhappy endings 😭

[magnetothemagnificent]

Non-Roma Goy: *Never talks about the Holocaust or about the history of the Holocaust, doesn't care about the Holocaust otherwise, literally couldn't tell you what "Auschwitz" was or what different shape badges meant on prisoners or what the Final Solution was or when the Holocaust actually started or....*

Non-Roma Goy when they see a post about antisemitism: "ACTUALLY THE NAZIS DIDN'T JUST TARGET JEWS THEY TARGETED *MY* IDENTITY TOOOO AND ALSO I DON'T HATE NAZIS FOR WHAT THEY DID TO THE JEWS I HATE NAZIS BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LIKE *MY* IDENTITY! WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEEEE??????????"

[gayritory]

GN! Having fun in the rain with CCs (very cute)

Tws: Being naked (unsexual), mention of drowning, mention of being sick, cussing, pet names. one mention of "y/n"

I'm a new writer please give feedback and requests:))

Karl Jacobs

-Tbh out of everyone i think Karl would be the funnest person to be in the rain with.

"KARL ITS RAINING HARD TODAYY!!!"

*you both squeal like fan girls*

-for some reason you guys decided to go outside FULLY NAKED.

"LOOK AT ME IM NAKED IN THE RAIN NEXT TO KARL JA-"

"rain dance?"

-yep you guys danced in the rain...- NAKED...

- surprisingly it wasn't awkward at all.

-it was very fun.

"TAKE ME TO YOUR BEST FREINDS HOUSE-"

"MARMALADE WERE MAKING OUT"

"OHHH yea-"

-that guy ruins your singing by bringing you into his chest and kissing you.

"i love yo-"

"DONT TAKE ME TOUNGE TIE-"

"Y/N YOU RUINED THE MOMMENT" your lover said while giggling.

-you obviously ignored him

"-I LOVED YOU THEN I LOVED YOU NOWWWWWW"

-the whole time you said that you were pointing at his chest while looking up at him lovingly and him looking down at you in awe

-he adores you so fucking much <3

"one two three four..."

"don't take me tounge tied...."

"I'll stay up all nightTTT"

-lets just say you guys spent your time in the rain having a naked concert

Georgenotfound

"George i know that look- if you drag me out there i will drown you!"

"comeeee onnnn babe... i promise I'll take care of you if you get sickkk...."

"if i get sick that means you get sic-"

*puppy dog eyes"

-his puppy dog eyes always win.

"GEORGE IF YOU RUN IN THE RAIN YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SHOES OF- AYE NO you'll ruin them!"

-george being george, he obviously didn't listen to your motherly protests..

"George, you ruined your shoes......hop on my back"

-you should have never said that..

"HURRY UP HORSEY!"

"I hate you..."

"you love meeeeeeee" he replied back teasingly as he sloppily kissed your cheek.

QUACKITY

-this bitch never fails to entertain you.

-and annoy you..

"COME ON QUACKITY"

"I'm here I'm here"

-man wobbles out with Antarctica suit gear.

"it's raining-not snowing!"

"let's see who gets drenched first then!"

"QUACKITY- GO BACK INSIDE AND CHANGE"

-he comes out 20 minutes later.

"what the fuck"

"WHAT IF I DROWN HUH?"

-man walks out with scuba gear and swimming flippers.

-at this point you gave up. You just want to have a cute-cliche moment.

"fine fine! don't give me that look..."

-he comes back 5 minutes later with a fake, angry pout on his face.

"FINALLY! LETS GO KISS IN THE RAIN-"

"and possibly drown at the same tim-"

-you shut that boy up with a kiss but he still manages to ruin the romantic moment.

*HACK HAWK COUGH HACK*

"QUACKITY- what the fuc-"

"WATER GOT IN MY MOUTH AND I ALMOST DIE-"

"-QUACKITY I WILL DEAD ASS DROWN YOU IN THE GUTTERS!"

-that shut him up real quick.

Tommyinnit

-this boy obviously had to record a TikTok.

"Why can't we just spend time together without you recordin-"

"HELLO TIKTOK IM IN THE RAIN WITH MY GIRL FREIND"

*points camera towards you*

*you give evil glare*

-he then stops recording, only to hold his phone up on a tree and start recording again.

"TIKTOK- WE ARE HAVING A ROMANTIC MOMENT"

-he then rapidly takes both of your hands and starts awkwardly swaying your guy's hands back and forth.

-after awhile of awkwardly swinging hands, Tommy randomly decided to roughly spin you around...

-Causing you to fall down.

"TOMMY!!"

"WAIT- HAHCK.. WAIT.. NO, ARE YOU OKAYYDHSHS?"

"Die"

-tommy slowly helped you get up, while both of you laughed.

-he then decided to spin you around and catch you in his arms causing you to look up at him in awe.

-you both didn't say the "L" word yet but moments like this prove that your love for him is aliv-

"NOW SPIN ME!"

- AYE- DONT INTERRUPT M-

*he throws him self on you- causing you both to stumble a bit*

"Tommy..."

"wot." He looks up at you with his arms wrapped around your neck and his head on your chest.

"i love you tom.."

"i love you too" he mumbles out as he gives you a peck on the nose.

-whatever love birds

Wilbur soot

-out of everyone Wilbur is definitely the most romantic

-SHOWERS IN THE RAIN!

"imagine the rain stops-"

"WILL! don't say that-"

"then everyone will see our butt-"

"WILL!"

-even though you both saw each other naked before, you both decided to wear swimsuits.

-for paranoia reasons yall decided to go to your guy's backyard..

"will- heh, you look like a street rat... HAHAHA"

"and you look like a mop, m' love."

-he could be insulting you and still make you feel flustered.

"aww is my little baby flustered?"

"n-NO!"

-BRO WASHING EACH OTHERS HAIR WOULD BE SO CUTE!

-like you already love touching each others hair- but washing it...

"your hair is so soft, m' love"

"WILL! ARE YOU SMELLING MY HAIR?"

"I LIKE THIS SHAMPOOOO"

-manz would forget about everything and just focus on the feeling of your hair around his fingers.

-even though you love him touching your hair, you wanted to touch his..

"Will! Are you doneeee? my feet hurt... n i wanna touch your hair :("

-You mumbled the last part but he still some how heard you.

"awe babyyyyy-"

*you give him a pouty glare which tells him not to tease you..*

"okay okayyy, i have an idea."

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"WILL IM NOT SITTING ON THE WET GRASS!"

"of course not! You can sit on my lap"

-thats how your legs are wrapped around his torso, head in his shoulder, playing with his hair as he plays with yours.

-you both stayed in the rain for awhile which led to Wilbur falling on his back causing you to lay on his stomach while you smile up at him lovingly.

[spheredotorb]

hes calling hfor help hes calling for help i can hear him saying カービィ(kirby) and タスケテ(tasukete/"help me") i can tfucking do this

and then the special page text YELLLLSSSSSSSSSS YELLING SCREAMING. SOBBING AUGHGHHHG

"You know, Kirby, I don't really like you. Even when you realized you've been duped, you just sat there with a puzzled stare. I hate having to rely on you so many times... but I don't care anymore. Kirby of the Stars... Hurry, break this thing on my head. Then...kukuku...I can tease you again!"

ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEEE

[dootznbootz]

I know you talk about your head canons for OdyPen a lot, but do you have any for Telemachus? 👀

Thank you for the Ask!!!! And I have quite a few but I like "revealing" things in my fics and since I'm basically starting from the beginning of Telemachus' life, kind of hiding for now :D I still have a lot though that I can share!!!

He's just like Odysseus but with Penelope's hair and eye color and MINOR Naiad traits. His ears are slightly pointed and his teeth are sharper but he can smile and not frighten people immediately. (Penelope has freaky large pupils/irises and his are only slightly larger. Not as noticeable but once you finally notice it on him, you can't unsee it) Them both being the Water Wife™ and Water Son™ are very important to meeeeeeee 😭

Baby boy technically learned to "swim" before Crawling (Naiads and their children, no matter HOW lil Naiad they have in them. Have to give birth in water.)

While Penelope can control most freshwater no problem. He can basically only swirl around a bath tub full. (neither can really do shit with saltwater. And both don't really care for swimming in the ocean as they can't breathe in it. Why it's a big deal for them to want to help Odysseus with HIS fear because he knows they both hate it.) Anything more and he loses control (something that frustrates him. Especially when the suitors come. He doesn't like that he has to be "rescued by mom or Athena" sometimes when he's fucking around with them with his water. Making diluted wine dribble on them (Something Penelope does in her youth as well), spraying them in the face. stuff like that.

The Naiads that are mentioned in the Odyssey that Odysseus meets on Ithaca are Telemachus' "Aunties" and become a bunch of "sister-in-laws" to Odysseus. It's why he knows them so well.

Odysseus is a woodcarver. Penelope is a weaver. Telemachus does Pottery! :D it helps with the little amount of water he can control as someone who has done pottery, it's the perfect amount! Odysseus tries to learn more about it with him but Odysseus SUCKS at it (OdyPen broke a LOT of pots while courting because they SUCK. Their son loving Pottery is their "retribution" >:D )

Telemachus tries with Woodcarving but he's not very good either and is embarrassed by that. he tries SOOO hard to be like his dad :'( They have a moment where Telemachus talks about how he feels he'll never be able to fill his shoes and it's a sweet moment!!! (no spoilers!!!)

He was kind of afraid of Horses at first! He kind of gets over it but is still a bit intimidated by them!

He has a little knick on his cheek from the Palamedes incident. Penelope healed it but as she was in such distress it still scarred as she was shaking and panicking still.

Odysseus was a fucking loving and doting dad when he was a baby. Even though He doesn't remember him, he KNOWS something is missing because having so much love and devotion from two suddenly becoming one?? There's an emptiness there.

That's all for now!!!