#dont take this srsly

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DISTANCE RUNNER꒰GOO 𝘅 gn! 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳꒱

𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 ;; Crack fic. Goo likes you, who's just a student trying to stay out of trouble. Trouble includes Goo. 𝘼/𝙉 ;; Really old, so writing style is a bit different. Also, will add more to this short fic if people really like it.

"How much?" Goo asked, pulling out a wad of bloody cash and slowly unfolding them. He began flipping through the various hundred dollar bills and counting the amount quickly, ensuring he had a particular amount. "This again?" [name] asked unamused, holding a large textbook in their hands. Goo had been trying this for weeks, fucking weeks, to 'buy' a partner. The pair were at a stoplight, watching as cars sped across the street in front of them. "You gonna answer my question first?" Goo didn't look up, slightly furrowing his brows in focus, and continued to count. [name] paused, taking in a deep breath before rapidly slamming their elbow into the crossing button, hoping it would somehow make it change lights faster. "Please get me away from this weirdo." [name] thought to themselves as Goo remained unbothered. "I can give you a monthly salary." Goo placed a hand on his hip, using the other to shake the bills in front of [name]'s face. [name] could only stay silent. Goo pursed his lips, whining, "Come on, what will it take?" [name] suddenly began rapidly pressing the crossing button, "Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait", counting the seconds before the light changed. And when it did, [name] dashed across the street like an Olympic athlete. "Hey! Hold on!" Goo called out in surprise, sprinting as fast as he could. And it was fast. It was like a cheetah breaking into a sprint. "What the fuck!?" [name] yelled out in genuine shock and horror as they captured a glimpse of Goo's mad dash, quickly breaking out into a faster pace of their own.

"[name], come back!" "Oh hell no!" Reaching the other sidewalk, [name] quickly tucked their textbook under one arm and ripped their phone out of their pocket. They rapidly dialed a number. "Why is this happening to me!?"

"You're so fast! Want me to buy you designer running shoes too?" Goo sweet-talked or sweet-yelled, really. It rang as [name] kept running. The teen tried to not think about how Goo was shortening the distance between them, and instead, they kept whispering curses under uneven breaths. Goo, to [name] , is a fucking psychopath (Which is true by quite literally any means). And oh lord it'd be a miracle if [name] didn't get a restraining order or file for harassment and stalking. "Please leave me alone! I just want to study!" "Oh! How about we study together?" Goo was running right beside [name]. Goo had caught up and didn't even break a sweat. [name] was definitely more concerned now. "LEAVE ME ALONE!"

[t4tsoudam]

Average love confession at my old school

[octopotto]

Yandere! Cloud Strife Childhood Headcanons (+ lil’ blurb)

OCTO NOTE:

*Seeing barely any yan cloud strife content*

Me: Fine… I’ll do it myself

Warnings: NOT PROOF READ, Mentions of: child injuries, self-dout, depression, and violence, Out of Character madness (even for yandere standards), Unhealthy behaviours, Yandere but not extreme but still—, Possessiveness, Kid Cloud is crazy protective, some stuff is inaccurate bc I’m writing this by memory.

**Will CONTAIN SPOILERS for the following: FF7 (original), FF7 Remake (2020).

REMINDER: Yandere behaviour of any kind is unhealthy behaviour. It should not be something to seek out for in real life. If you are experiencing any sort of inappropriate behaviour, please contact help/seek out help.

**The reader will ALWAYS be Gender-Neutral!

THIS IS STRICTLY PLATONIC BC FOR ME WRITING CHILDREN IN LOVE IS WEIRD AND I CAN'T SORRY.

ps: first fic!

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- Due to Clouds insecurities developing at a young age, he most likely won’t approach you first. You would either have to be the one initiating the conversation or Tifa has to introduce you two.

- Either way, it’s super awkward for the both of you.

- Lil’ boy is bitter because no one wanted to be his friend but here you are lol

- I think the best way to get Cloud to open up is for you to keep talking to him or approaching him first

- I believe that it’s those efforts that will help Cloud realize how much you genuinely want to become friends/closer with him.

- It will help him get out of his shell.

- Honestly, getting him to initiate the conversation FIRST is a HUGE development in y’all’s relationship.

- Kid Cloud: *Approaches you first* “Hi…”

- Kid You: 😧😧 —> 😃😭🥰

- It will probably be like that for a while, but it will do!

- It’s kind of his way of showing that he also now wants to become closer with you.

- But once you guys finally get out of the ‘awkward’ phase, Cloud will slowly start to become attached to you.

- He’s now more confident in expressing himself and approaching you.

- He even tried to hold your hand a few times because he saw you hold Tifas hand when playing

- At one point, you even made Cloud and yourself friendship bracelets.

- “It a symbol of how much we care for each other!” You expressed to Cloud.

- He never once took off that bracelet. It was probably the first time he received something that wasn’t from his mother.

- You would always see him with it on. Even if you guys got into a fight.

- But when time passed, he started to get clingy

- No like

- REALLY CLINGY

- It’s to the point where you guys arrive to your house and you walk in to call it a night, HE ALSO starts to walk into the house.

- Kid You: *Confused as to why Cloud is taking off his shoes in your house after waving goodbye*

- Kid Cloud: *Literally just inviting himself in because wherever you go, HE GOES*

- I feel like his mother would look over this behaviour.

- Remember, Cloud never had any friends or anyone to talk to.

- So his mother was actually over the moon when he finally has someone who cares for him.

- She would probably chalk it up as him just being excited to have a friend.

- Your own guardian/parents wouldn’t mind as well as much

- They don’t really like the other kids as much (besides Tifa), so they were also happy that you made a new friend (despite again, being very clingy to you)

- Another mouth to feed too since he likes staying over.

- Cloud doesn’t understand these emotions but he does understand that he cherishes you and wants to be around you more often.

‘Kay enough with the slow-burn, time for the angst! :D

- If you played the original FF7 or watched it, yknow what’s coming up.

- Tifa’s mother died when she was young and thought she could reach her if she climbed up Mt. Nibel.

- You and Cloud followed her as you two were concerned for Tifa.

- Up in the mountains, you were fortunate to push Tifa and Cloud away before the bridge fell.

- The consequence? Yourself

- You fell down the bridge in place of both Tifa and Cloud.

- While falling, you heard the most blood-curdling scream you ever heard from both Cloud and Tifa.

- Thankfully, you survived the fall.

- But you still suffered major injuries and was unconscious for several days.

- Which resulted you from going outside.

- This deeply affected Cloud so much. His one and only friend, the one person he care for so much that he would do anything to prove it to you.

- It didn’t help that almost everyone in the town blamed HIM for what happened.

- Even with Tifa’s protests and defending Cloud’s innocence, no one listened.

- IMAGINE BLAMING A CHILD

- Your guardian reassured him and Tifa that it wasn’t their fault, that you wouldn’t want them to feel bad.

- But even with all of the reassurance from your guardian and Tifa, Cloud couldn’t stop the guilt and despair that kept clawing within him.

- Thus, he started believing the blame that people keep telling him, blaming himself that he was the reason why you’re in terrible state right now.

- With you being unconscious and not being able to go out, Cloud started to keep to himself again.

- If he wasn’t staying by your side to see if you would wake up, he was in his bed.

- Just laying in there, surrounded by his thoughts and guilt.

- Why do anything if everything that happened was his fault?

- Why go out if you weren’t there with him?

- He believes that he ruined the one good thing in his life.

- When you finally woke up, Cloud never ran so fast to your house.

- Even forgot to knock, just kept jiggling the door handle until your guardian unlocked it.

- He quickly into went to your room

- And when he got there, it was like he finally woke up from his nightmare.

- Because there you were, alive.

- Quickly went up to you and hugged you so tight that you thought you couldn’t breathe for a second.

- You couldn’t process what was happening until you felt something wet on your shoulder.

- Cloud was crying. He was so relieved, so relieved to see you awake.

- He didn’t know what to say, all he could say was incoherent mumbles.

- “Im so sorry… I’m so glad you’re here with me” Is what Cloud could say.

- Once you were able to process what was happening, all you did was hug him back just as tightly, not even caring if your arms were still sore. You weren't sure as to why Cloud was saying sorry for, but you began crying as well.

- “I’m glad you’re here with me as well,” You said back.

- All Cloud did was hug you even tighter.

- All throughout your recovery, Cloud was there by your side 24/7.

- If you needed anything, Cloud the Delivery Boy was on the run! 👀👀👀👀

- Made sure to hold your hand extra tight in order for you to not fall.

- If y’all were going outside for a walk, IT WILL ONLY BE ON FLAT GROUND.

- No hills, no bumps, no nothing

- He can’t risk you hurting yourself again because of himself.

- He also tried to carry you

- Never again lol

- Also super protective

- Wouldn’t even let Tifa near you when she wanted to see you again.

- Tifa was so mad he didn’t let her hang out with you. She was your friend too!!

- Kid Cloud: *Puts arm out to create a barrier between you guys and Tifa*

- “No 😡😡😡😡😡”

- Kid Tifa: 🙁🙁🙁

- Tifa On the inside: 🤬🤬🤬

- yan! tifa lockhart hcs??👀👀👀

- After what happened to you, Cloud swore to himself that he will be the one to protect you from any harm. Even as you guys grew older, he always protected you.

- He wants to always be by your side.

- He doesn’t want to leave you alone from now on.

- Because it might make his nightmares come true once more: You leaving him.

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But what happens a few years later when he decides to leave for SOLIDER?

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It was late at night and Cloud left a note for you, asking to meet him at the water tower.

It wasn’t unusual for Cloud to ask this because you guys usually hang out whenever one of you feels like it. As you kept walking to the tower, you can’t help but have a strange feeling as to why Cloud didn’t specify why he wanted to talk to you.

Once you got to the top of the tower, you see Cloud sitting on edge of the platform. It seemed like he was lost in thought, like he was still figuring out what to say. You smiled, always finding his thinking-face to be so cute. You finally approached him and tapped on on the shoulder. He flinched, he didn’t even hear you walk up.

“Hey” You greeted Cloud while sitting down.

Cloud nodded his head at you and looked backed out on the ground below him.

Your eyebrows furred together. Again, the same feeling when you were walking to the tower came back and sense that something was wrong with Cloud.

“You said you wanted to speak to me?” You questioned as you continued to observe Cloud’s facial expressions. It took some time for him to say something, but when he did, it almost disappointed you.

“When spring comes, I’m leaving town and going to Midgard.” He stated while not looking at you.

You frowned. You knew this day would come.

You hummed at Cloud’s response. “Not surprised… every guy here is leaving for work, even Tifa’s friends are leaving too..” You quietly said, still sad that Cloud was leaving you. Cloud jumped at the tone of you voice, quickly turning his head in order to face you.

“B-But— I’m not like them!” Cloud exclaimed, worried that you thought he wanted to leave you. Never.

“I’m not just going into the city just to look for a job… I’m going to become a SOLDIER. Like Sephiroth” Cloud continued as he confessed.

“The legendary war-hero huh…” You said quietly.

You heard stories from some the guys around town talk about how they would leave town to either look for work or join a military program named ‘SOLDIER’. It’s been something that a lot of kids dream of when growing up, and Cloud was apparently not an exception.

You knew it was selfish of you to wished that Cloud wouldn’t leave town for the program. But he’s your best friend. It‘ll be painful for you to see him move far away for a long time, in a completely different city.

You guys stayed silent for a few minutes until scooted closer to Cloud. He looked at you surprised.

“Okay…then promise me this” You said to him. “When we’re older and you become a famous war hero and come back to visit… you’ll take me with you on your missions.” You said as you had this serious look in your eyes. If Cloud was going to be able to go cool and interesting adventures, you wanna come with.

“H-huh—?!”

“You’ll be like my guide or something!” You laughed at Clouds reaction.

“It will be dangerous for you!” Cloud exclaimed.

“Nu-uh! Tifa’s father has been teaching me some moves lately! At this rate, I’m going to be even stronger than Sephiroth and become SOLDIER” You proudly said as you flexed your non-existenting muscles.

“Plus..” You started. “Since you’re gonna become a SOLDIER, you’re going to be able to protect me. I know you will. You know I trust you with my life!” You continued as you smiled at him.

Cloud gasped at your statement as his eyes widen in shock.

You trusted him.

You wanted him to save you.

You wanted him as your protector.

You wanted him.

You felt your checks warm up in embarrassment as you realized what you said to him. You then grabbed Cloud into a tight hug.

You felt Cloud slowly hug you back.

"Y’know, I'm glad I met you, Cloud" You whispered to Cloud, hugging him even tighter. He also hugs you closer.

You guys just stayed like that while looking at the stars above.

All Cloud wants is to become strong enough to protect you. Since he saw how much Sephiroth has done to protect other people and cities in the papers, he knew that he had to join. To become stronger, to be able to become the best version of himself, for you to see that the only person that you could come to for protection and rescuing, will be him. He will become your protector.

He swore to himself ever since you got injured because to his carelessness.

‘Y/n…You have no idea what lengths I would go through just to keep you safe.’

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OCTO NOTE: This was supposed to be general headcanons but I went overboard (clearly lol). So most likely this will become a series.

This is my first ever fic that I’ve written for Tumblr as well as for Final Fantasy 7, so I deeply apologize if anything is inaccurate :((

Hoped you enjoyed these hcs! Again, Cloud gets no love in the yandere fic community so why not I just write some lmaoo

[akistrike]

Bad ending

[peznutbutter]

Bumblebee is confessing love or he’s looking for family? I need answers

[wowwzaaxei]

Shitpost

“Liam and Four suck /j”

-my sibling 5 minutes ago

bitch wants to throw hands

[thatonegayspacerock]

Having my headcanon design of Heart being this near-angelic being where his wings cover his blinded eyes is such a trip when reading fanfic because you have some stories talking about Heart getting shot in the wings and I’m just like “Wow near headshot? Maybe shoot a second time, I’m sure it’ll hit.”

[highcardbrainrot]

Vijay searches things. Chris hides the thing (pt. 1??)

after that conversation when Chris said that they had a rendezvous and Vijay knows that rendezvous is only about romance, he seriously considered the possibility of their relationship with Chris. Chris seemed to him funny and interesting. Vijay had not been interested in romantic relationships before ‘cause he specializes in plants only and this kind of interaction, he thought he was not particularly moved, but he was attracted by the idea of ​​another study.

if Vijay loves plants, then everyone loves plants. how can you not love them. he began to bring various flowers from home to Chris and introduce him to them along the way, being interested in Chris' life. he listened, gave abstract answers, laughed it off as usual, but almost always had to go somewhere urgently.

after a little thought, Vijay came to the conclusion that if things that he likes are not liked by Chris, then he needs to do things that Chris himself likes. and Chris likes sweets. Vijay started cooking Chris' favorite fudge at work. Chris was very happy with the new portion of calories. Chris was really happy, but something had been weighing on him lately. after Vijay began to communicate with him more often and also began to spend his time preparing Chris' favorite sweets. this. was it unusual? Vijay was taking care of him? why would anyone care about him. starting to experience ambiguous feelings, Chris began to try to avoid personal interactions with Vijay.

Vijay, noticing that Chris tries not to be alone with him, but simply avoids him at work, even in the company of coworkers, decided that he needed an advice. turning to Leo with another abstract question about the situation: “how to achieve the desired goal? how to get what you want?” he got the answer “you have to act tough. go straight ahead and get what you want. Pinochle always get what they want." Vijay was slightly confused by the answer, so he decided to search the Internet for answers. “how to get what you want romantically”. fortunately, the good Internet has issued useful articles on the topic of how to persuade your passion. “be an alpha”. and links to dramas with the tag "main male lead jammed the girl to the wall".

after a while seizing the moment when Chris entered the kitchen Vijay grabbed his hand. "are you avoiding me?". Chris remained silent and looked away. Vijay continued “why are you doing this? did I do something wrong?". slowly stepping forward and pressing on him with his body, Vijay pinned Chris against the wall, still holding his hand tightly, preventing him from escaping. their faces were quite close to each other. Chris looked into his eyes and laughed nervously “Vijay what are you doing? what are you talking about? why should I avoid you? and let go of my hand”. Vijay looked at him carefully. he was interested in Chris. he couldn't read him. he wanted to know him, but he could not understand at all. he wanted to explore Chris better. his interest in something always aroused a desire to go deeper and to know the essence of things. in the case of Chris it was the same, but somehow different from the usual. Vijay couldn’t fully understand this feeling. he looked into Chris' eyes. tucking his dangling bangs behind his ear with his free hand, he approached him and whispered, “I want to study you. understand you. why are you hiding yourself?”

Chris couldn't move. he felt warm breath at his ear and the body pressing against him. for the first time he felt defenseless. usually he could behave the same way if there was a nice girl around. even jokes about Finn of this kind were a trifling matter for him. play the ladies' man, joke ambiguous jokes, pretend to be an expert in love affairs. that was his creed. if there was a girl opposite him, he would easily take the initiative. but it was Vijay. how? he knows that Vijay doesn't know how to joke and behaves straightforwardly, why would he do that. obviously not for fun. Chris also knew that Vijay's interests completely overwhelmed him and he was headlong into research. Vijay wanted to study him? what an honor. Chris' real identity was not meant to be revealed. however, he felt a wave of warmth pass through his body. was Vijay really interested? wanted to know him? Chris was confused.

such attention to his real person introduced him into stress. he was not ready to open. however. maybe he wanted to?

having mastered the situation, Chris pushed Vijay away and laughed nervously “Vijay have you watched soap dramas and want to reproduce the moment? next time warn me to be ready to play along and we end this scene in a more comfortable place." he straightened bangs and his suit. “I hope you didn’t pull such jokes with others, otherwise things may be misunderstood.” with a quick glance at Vijay, he flew out of the kitchen.

Vijay was left standing in confusion not understanding why this moment did not go as he imagined. his interest in Chris still blazed.

[slayyyqueer]

[0ristar]

I don't fucking know☆💙🦶👀💀

[holabirdfanfic]

Once More I see you

Len wakes up feeling exhausted and troubled due to an argument with his friend Josh. Len's jealousy and concerns about Josh's behavior lead to a confrontation at school. Len seeks advice from his friend Kate, and the story ends with Len waking up in the My Hero Academia universe, leaving him bewildered and unsure if it's all a dream.

Crack-fic about people from my school

(No actual names being told)

All Jokey jokes!

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Len woke up to another day, exhausted and his eyes were full of drought, maybe from all the tears he shed… He and Josh had an argument a few days before and Josh has been giving him the silent treatment. Checked his notifications, no response, no text, no nothing. Len groaned and stared at the ceiling closing his eyes for one moment he felt a familiar feeling, as if he was drifting away…

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I sit in science as I zone out of the conversation I’m currently in with Mango, Natasha, and Anna. I couldn’t help it! My thoughts were disturbed by Josh, as I watched him talk about Andrew Tate to the table next to me, also talking about drop shipping and how much money he makes, bragging to his friends. I silently watch as I see Bear and Dilly take in the information as if they’re jotting notes down in their minds. Jealously begins to creep in me. Yesterday in P.E. he chose Dilly over me! I tried to talk to him but he blatantly ignored me!

“Len, McDreamy, Honey Bun? Are you okay? You seem to be out of it today?” Natasha says

I snap back from my trance and notice Mango, Anna, and Natasha staring at me worriedly. I make a small reassuring grin to show that I’m fine, even though I wasn’t.

”I’m fine really! Just a bit out of it today!” I say reassuring them as I scratch to back of my head, though they look away buying the idea that I was fine, Natasha continues to stare at me worryingly as she goes back listening to the conversation while trying to do her work. I try to indulge in the conversation more but my eyes keep reverting back to Josh.

TIME SKIP

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Science finally ended as I waited near the stairs for Josh. My arms crossed and one of my feet against the wall, my head down waiting to talk to Josh, avoiding any other eyes that weren't Josh’s. I see him and his little group. Jealousy pierces through me as I see him with Dilly and Bear. He notices me and tells his friends to go without him, his eyes meeting mine. I watch them leave as Josh's eyes still stare at mine, finally, they leave.

"What the shock?!" Josh says as he pushes my shoulder,

I uncross my arms and put both feet on the ground I slowly walk up to him, both hands on my hips. Face to face, I look at him with menacing eyes before grabbing both of Josh's shoulders and turning him, pinning him against the wall.  No one was in sight, just the two of us as I stared into his blue orbs.

"Have you been cheating on me with Dilly?" I say in a dominant and stern voice,

"Me?! You're really accusing that of me?!  What about you and Natasha?!"  Josh says making sure that the name is clear, as he pushes against my chest with his hands, trying to get away from me but I grab his forearm and bring him closer to me.

"Me and Natasha have nothing going on! She calls me stupid nicknames but that's it! She barley likes guys. You, on the other hand, you and Dilly do everything together."

Josh tugs away his forearm and escapes from my hands as he rolls his eyes and walks downstairs to his class, I hear the bell ring as I see a flood of students gush out of classrooms, I turn to the stairs in front of me, and felt a strong tough punch against my back. I turn to see who gave me such a punch. I see Kate with a mischievous grin,

"You having boy problems girlie? Don't worry I gotta you, bae, I got connections. So tell me all the hot tea between you too! I could seriously smell the tension from here." Kate says with her cheery valley accent walking next to him as they walk up the stairs.

"It's nothing, just... the usual," I say as I look the opposite way from Kate,

"The usual? Well, that sounds like a manipulative relationship honey, you should really get boys like that away from you, especially if he's talking to Dilly like that."

My eyes reverted to the floor at the mention of Dilly's name. Usually, at the end of the day, I would call either Natasha or Kate about my current boy problems so I wasn’t surprised that she knew the current situation. We arrived at her locker so she could put some of her stuff back and get her books, I leaned against the locker next to her and faced Kate.

“What should I do Kate? He’s avoiding all the questions I'm asking and distancing himself from me, I love him it's just I don't know what to do anymore.” I covered my face with my hands, dragging them off, looking back at Kate seeing that she had her things.

“I don’t know it's your choice, What do you wanna do?” she says placing a hand on my shoulder and then walking away to her class “Kate!” I say groaning.

‘What the hell am I gonna do?’

After the school day ended my mind still remained on one thought,

‘Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh,Josh.’

I love him, but the way I'm thinking about him is like thousands of swords stabbing into my skull over and over again. I grabbed my stuff from my locker and looked at my surroundings seeing if Josh was there.

Spoiler alert!

He’s not.

Sighing seeing how there was no point in looking for him because it's clear he doesn’t want me to. Walking down the stairs as I see the school doors, opening them seeing the dull skys and people outside. I walk out of the school and I see Josh and Dilly, I look at him as he notices my glare. We hold our glare for a while until I break it, walking out of the gates of hell.

I arrive home throwing my bag on the floor next to my bed before lying on my bed and staring at the ceiling. I wouldn’t, no I couldn’t stop thinking about him, I tossed and turned in my bed squeezing my eyes shut only to see fragments of him and me together. Is this it..? Were gonna break up arent we? What's gonna happen? Is our jealousy gonna distance us till we break? I don't want to, but, maybe I needed to… We need to… I grabbed my noise-canceling headphones and played a song, allowing me to cancel out everything else from the world,

John met me down on the boulevard

Cried on his shoulder 'cause life is hard

The waves came in over my head

What you been up to, my baby?

I felt as if I began sinking into my bed.

Drifting

and

Drifting off…

As I open my eyes to notice the environment around me has completely changed, I sit up in shock, I look around my room or not my room… Posters of LeBron James everywhere… my bedsheets my curtains my walls painted of LeBron James! Confused I stood up, realizing the similarities of my room from someone else… Noticing the placement of everything and my room structure. I ran to open my curtains, but while running up to open the curtains, I smelled a stench of cheese as I got nearer, expecting to see a forest. Which I did… but something else as well..or someone else… I open the curtains.

I see small handprints on the windowed doors…

my eyes widened,

I saw…

Lex?!

I jumped back surprised

”What the Shock?!”

I yell as I see Lex’s face push against the glass, clearly trying to listen to me or even try to watch me even though the curtains are closed. Before I could say anything else I watched Lex disappear from sight, still in shock, I rubbed it off clearly understanding what happened to me.

I take a good look around me again, and I realize I’m in My Hero Academia! Or I think I am..? Some universe with people I know from my universe. It was all too confusing all too much for any man to understand! I slam my head into the LeBron James Pillow. Closing my eyes believing that this was a dream! This is all a dream! I shut my eyes trying to get back, pinching myself to check if this is real! If any of this was real!

Spoiler alert…

This is real…

notes

If you from my school don't take this seriously please to anyone reading any feedback is appreciated! The fic is soon to be AO3, and on Wattpad, I hope you enjoyed it.

[shopofsomewhatwonders]

Who actually likes Ingo anyways?

...

Say that again.

[bitchboithingz]

Dumb shit my friends have said (part 2)

Again no names bc

When in doubt cut something out

You devious little derek

Oh shit/ literally (one of my friends made blue cookies and it kinda made them ill)

We be slaying but in the death kinda way, slaying those wrists

Just because you can’t see the horny doesn’t mean the horny’s not their

Just Because it’s not visible doesn’t mean it’s not their/Don’t judge on size

I know this is ain’t a great time because y’all are espresso depressoing but I’m now panicking at the disco and need help

Your forehead is wider than the whole of the USA

Anything can be used as a vibrator if you're brave enough

I wish my depression would leave me like my dad did

Aw baby wanna get drop kicked?/No but Ill drop kick yo balls/Yes please off a cliff

The 8balls corrections for the word 'sexy' so far:

Santa's bagy

Spidere Adventure BoxY

Blue Plastic Bitsy

Fishing Trophyy

Anti-Rob Packy

Watermelon Seedsy

Corncoby

Pepe Trophyiest

Fishing Trophy

Voodoo Dolle

Adventure Boxy

Cactusy

Elf On The Shelfy

Mole Many

Townie's Eyesy

Streak Freezey

Alcoholy

Prestige Packy

Shovely

Beds are overrated, sleep on your windowsill

Windowsills are overrated, sleep on your fridge

Fridges are overrated, sleep on the concrete outside your house

Concretes overrated, sleep in a tree

Trees are overrated, don't sleep

Sleep is overrated, just don't

You look like a Brussel sprouts that picked up cocaine as a new year resolution

Why the fuck are you rotating you little Brussel sprout

You look like a velociraptor in in a clogged toilet bowl

Your not from Jurassic park your from the prehistoric playground

If theirs a hole theirs a goal

Should I get a baseball bat paint no horny on it and every time anyone acts remotely horny I pull out the no horny bat for them to be bonked.

________ kryptonite right there

You should also get a dog cage as the horny jail, just because I'd really like to see ________ try fit

Why is the bat horny, we'll never know

You're just concerny not horny

When I get that darn baseball bat I'll be the protector of no horny

For the no horny is sacred kiddos

And just remember just cause you can't see the horny doesn't mean the horny isn't there

Which is why the bat must be kept at range at all times

Just *bonk*

*bonk bonk bonk*

BONK

*aggressive bonk*

B O N K

bink?

What like a reverse bonk?

No that would be knob

[lvrmoons]

First meeting-

You could hear the birds chirping as you laid across 3 chairs in an empty classroom. It was your free period and instead of studying like usual during this time, you wanted to sleep, so you escaped to an empty classroom. You could have went to sleep, if it wasn’t for the person who quickly, but quietly snuck in. You couldn’t care less about who came in as long as they didn’t disturb your sleep.

“Ah fuck, those fucking fangirls don’t know when to stop.” a voice muttered. His voice was cold and you could hear the venom in his voice.

“ah! oof-“ you groaned. The timing couldn’t have been worse when you lost balance trying to reach for your phone on the table.

“Are you okay?” the voice asked, helping you up.

You nodded, looking at who it was. Quite surprisingly, not really, it was Oikawa. Honestly you weren’t too surprised that it was him cursing unlike his usual cheery self. No one could be that perfect.

“Thank yo-“

“If you tell anyone. about what you heard I’ll… tell the teacher you’re skipping class to sleep.” He said leaning to whisper in your ear.

Looking up at him, you raised a brow and scoffed.

“One, you are way too close, back up.” your index finger pushed against his chest making him take a step back.

“Two, I really don’t care, especially not enough to tell people. Not like I have anyone the tell anyways. And three, don’t cut someone off mid-sentence. Lastly, I don’t have a class this period so it doesn’t matter is i sleep, study, or whatever.” You gave him a nonchalant look and left the room to look for another quiet place to sleep.

Oikawa was left flabbergasted as he watched you leave the room.

If this seems familiar, I used a scene from “Seasons of Blossom”. 100% recommend

[onceiblinked]

Idk why, but Enid and Wednesday give switch vibes, and idk Ellie doesn't give top vibes. I think maybe a switch or a power bottom. Ava and Beatrice kind of switch, with Bea being maybe a service top

[henceforthunabletoucan]

"The duality of man"

You fool. You utter baboon. You think the wide range of the human experience can be broken down into the second number ever?

2. 1+1.

You think that's it? Really?

"There are only two genders"

You simpleton. You complete tool. You honestly believe the entirety of all humans fits into one of two genders?

2. 1+1.

That's it? You serious?

"You are either top or bottom"

You nimrod. You pathetic drooler. You feeble bafoon. You raging, unhinged, narrow-minded, fumbling fucker.

There are power-bottoms. Switches. Whatever the tops have going on.

Think. Think for once in your life.