#dragon of metal jack

[fangirlingpuggle]

So XS idea of Jack being not just Wuya's descendant but Dashi and Wuya's descendant. At first it's revealed Dashi has a descendant and everyone turns to look at Omi other than Chase who is offended as excuse you that's his kid-APPRENTICE his apprentice and he is far better than Dashi how dare you lower his little one to that idiots level.

It bring reveled it's Jack and not only is he Dashi's...he's Wuya's. Wuya is just there silently screaming.

A lot of people are like How? WTF. Chase takes one look at Jack thinks back to Dashi and Wuya and be like 'All this information does is give context to your idiocy this isn't a shock.'

Wuya is just wondering how she never realized before, all the inventions, stupid plans, breaking the timeline... also if Dashi had been able to he totally would have made robots to fight for him so he could nap longer... at least he got her desire for world domination.

Only when Jack become dragon of metal and is super competent, like as soon as he has the other dragons as friends supporting him and encouragement/guidance with his metal powers he is stupidly strong and all the other enemies are like '... ah...that checks out'

Jack:Oh man if I wasn't a good guy now i'd be so easy to take over the world

Kimiko: I know right

Raimundo: Yeah I mean without Wu

Clay:...how much are y'all thinking about this?

Omi: I don't but Chase gave me pointers

Dojo just nearly always hanging around Jack and him bemoaning like 'How did I not know you were related to him your creations have tried to eat me at least twice it's so obvious'

Just Dojo Jack team up and both still hiding behind Clay if anything goes down because crazy powerful or not Jack is still Jack.

Jack starts calling Wuya grandma, she hates it so much but she can't actually argue

Bonus idea if Dashi had seen Jack while in spirit form after Rai pens puzzle box and he's like great great great grandson! Awww look you got Wuya's hair, Wuya do you see this? Aww this is awesome. The monks are just WTF and Wuya is despairing and just like 'Please just seal me back in the puzzle box now please'

[wei-smiler]

Jack is proving to Xiaolin dragons that he has acquired the ability of metal dragon.

[the-mercurial-star-o-vesper]

Xiaolin Showdown time. Ye olde cartoon theories from ancient history.

The reason Jack Spicer is prolly so pale? ( I know the general fandom headcanon, but hear me out). Is probably because he's iron deficient.

And that works, because he was intended to be, and prolly still is let's be honest, the Xiaolin Dragon of Metal. He lacks Metal.

Therefore...

Jack Spicer fails his quests, because he is literally, and figuratively, Out of His Own Element.

[lipeg]

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Let me see, if I understand, she

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Was it a fucking dog with a horn that was on fire?

Jaune: Hm

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: So when you left fairytale land, that dog turned into this!

Jaune: Yeah

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: That's a Japanese thing

Riccardo The demonic saint: Begin

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: This can only be Japanese, there's no other explanation, just look at her

Jaune: I don't see anything much

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: She can only have come from a Japanese, because she's blonde, ok she has heterochromia but one of her eyes is blue, she has big breasts, a criminal ass, she's 190 tall! She's got a six pack! Thighs the size of Jaune's head! Plus she's a perfect wife! Do you really think she could have come from a North American!

Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell: But American comics have always had beautiful women

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Yes, I can't deny that! Have you ever seen one like this

Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell:....................... OK you win

Jaune: What is a Japanese?

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: A

Ken Guardian of the Fire Gates: * His oni face changes to an Asian human face *

Jaune: He reminds me of Ren * He reminds me of Ren *

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: He's more Chinese than Japanese, Asian people share very similar characteristics, you can tell the difference between a Japanese and a Chinese person

Neo: " Do you have a problem with Japanese? "

Akin, The one whose spear pierces the stars: He hates Japanese

Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Can you hate them? The Greeks popularized incest, the Romans popularized rape, the Babylonians popularized zoophilia, the Japanese popularized tentacle sex and pedophilia

Jaune and Neo blink, they look at Riccardo

Riccardo The demonic saint: Yes, he's a racist but he has an argument that reflects on the subject

Kai, Warrior of the sea of ​​stars: It's true, he can make a Japanese hate being Japanese * Kai pointed Ken *

Vert Black Dragon: If you think about it, they could have sex with Barghest, Neo gets on her tits while Jaune sticks his cock in her.

Neo: 😯

Jaune: Barghest out of that. I won't let you corrupt my little Barghest

Riccardo The demonic saint: I want you to leave me out of it, what you do between four walls is trouble

[mikiusol]

Got around to colouring the blorbo!!!!

[brainrotgoverner]

You like Xiaolin? 🥺

Do you have a favourite character and why!

Yes,very very very much!!!

I would say Jack Spicer without a doubt XD He is funny, entertaining, a refresher since in a whole series full with nothing but magic, he intruduced in technology to balance it out a little and I'm not going to lie carried every single episode he was in to the point I'm surprised he can still walk straight XD Also, I like his unweaving determination to keep joining showdowns no matter how many times he losts

Also, his design is very appealing. I like the color constract of his black, white and red color scheme. Also, a gothic boy with makeup in 2003????? On TV????? The nerve XD

Another thing is he was one of my first childhood crushes XD He gave me an awful taste that included pathetic wet kitten trainwreck of man <3 <3 <3 I remember spending hours on devinart barely knowing English yet looking up Jack Spicer fanart XD

He had so, so ,SO much potential yet was pushed away and basically became a running gag 🥲 but I'm not here to rant about that so I'll leave with a last word;

The writers were COWARDS for not making Jack Spicer the dragon of metal <3 <3 <3

[digipainthero]

Hey, I can't really sleep right now, so I managed to pump out 2 chapters of my fanfiction. So hear some out of context memes

[multiandmany]

Xiaolin Showdown Dragon of Metal Jack

Everything is the same but Jack ends up being the Dragon of Metal. This starts out really young as he's drawn to it and as he grows older he prefers to work on things like robots instead of things like ice skating.

Come time when he opens the puzzle box Wuya is in, he's already learned he can bend certain metals with his hands when working on his robots and such.

This is ignore by Wuya as she sees Jack pour stuff on the metal like he's making it softer and continues to belittle him about his robots. It continues until the monks see him do it and realize: He's one of the missing dragons.

To which Jack says: Oh no, I put stuff on the metal and I make my own metal cause I'm a genius!

The liquid does nothing but make the metal extra shiny and smell nice, its a dish soap combo mix he came up with as a kid playing scientist and found he could mold metal into new shapes and thought he was the smartest thing around. Still does.

Wuya can not convince him he's the dragon of metal. The monks are trying to get him away from Wuya before she can use him even more. At least he's safe right now, thanks to his own stupidity and Wuya's mean words.

[fullofsunsetwhispers]

Kimiko: What are you doing?

Jack, standing on a table: I live here you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Kimiko: …

Jack: …

Kimiko: Where’s the spider?

Jack: Under the Chair

[irlbop]

If Xiaolin Showdown came out today, the Monks would probably get some elemental dragon-inspired power up form at sone point, a la the Calamity Trio’s powered forms or Titan!Luz.

[fangirlingpuggle]

The dumbest Jack is the dragon of metal reveal, where Jack's mind slowly changing and he starts to think just in the back of his mind like 'Maybe... i could try being good...maybe'

Then next showdown as soon as it starts everyone just freezes and stares at Jack all in total shock. Other than Omi who is vibrating with joy. As Jack stands there wearing the same Xiaolin armor as the other dragons.

[nerdknowledgepool]

[autisticfoxgirl333]

Balan Wonderworld Chapter 1!

[hayleysmuses]

(Been thinking about him lately

)

[heylinhenchman]

    . . .

    Hits the vape.

    ‘ Kinda FUCKED UP they don’t use the Shen Gong Wu to better society in any way. I mean you could like. STOP world hunger, with like two Wu. I mean I’m NOT giving back the chopsticks but like..... I guess Wu is kinda trash..... FOUR of them are basically the same thing.  Must’ve been so EXOTIC in the early dynasties... but modern technology can probably do sooooo much BETTER. ’

[sinfullyrosey]

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Riddle Rosehearts

Study Session (Male!Heartslabyul Student; NonReader) NSFW

Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW

Peck a Pretty Rose (GN!Reader) SFW

Rule 53 Clearly States (GN!Reader) SFW

Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive

Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive

Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned

The Rules are Not Colorblind Friendly (GN!Reader) SFW

Riddle's Childhood Analysis (NonReader) SFW; *Sensitive Topics Mentioned

Trey Clover

Cream-Filled Buns (Fem!Reader) NSFW

Why Trey Get No Love?? (NonReader; mentions of Leona, Malleus, & Leech Twins) SFW

Deuce Spade

(De)flowering the Garden (Fem!Reader) NSFW

Vil Schoenheit

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Simpiest of Them All? (GN!Reader) NSFW

Spanking Minific (GN!Reader) NSFW

Unfinished Mini Fic Snippets (GN!Reader) NSFW

What's in the Name? (NonReader) SFW

Rook Hunt

Match His Freak (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Epel Felmier

Apple Creampie (Fem!Reader) NSFW

Bobbing for Apples (GN!Reader) NSFW

Leona Kingscholar

Sexcapades (Fem!Reader) Suggestive

Ruggie Bucchi

Eating Out (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Scratch My Back, & I Scratch Yours (Male!Reader) NSFW

Therapy Hyena (GN!Reader) SFW

Idia Shroud

Hair Leash (GN!Reader) SFW

Ortho Shroud

Little Metal Pinocchio (GN!Reader) SFW

Rant on Ortho idk (GN!Reader) SFW

Malleus Draconia

Sexcapades (GN!Reader) NSFW

Laying the Dragon (Fem!Reader) NSFW

Smut Headcanons (NonReader) NSFW

A Simple Prick (Fem!Reader) NSFW

How to Tame Your Dragon (Male!Reader) NSFW

Candy Cane Kisses (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW

Dragon Fae Courting (GN!Reader) SFW

That One Yandere HC (GN!Reader) SFW

Family & Safe Sex HC (Fem!Reader) Suggestive

Freiburg Minister Gargoyle (NonReader) SFW

Gargoyle Fans (GN!Reader; & Rollo too) SFW

Lilia Vanrouge

Bratty Bat (Male!Reader) NSFW

I F'ed Your Dad (GN!Reader) Suggestive

General Lilia (GN!Reader) NSFW

Anti Daddy Kink (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Pushing Your Buttons (Fem!Reader) NSFW

When I Was Your Age/Height (GN!Reader) SFW

Model of a Modern Major General (GN!Reader) SFW

Lilia's a Good DadTM (NonReader) SFW

Azul Ashengrotto

Sexcapades (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Jellyhead (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) NSFW

Jellyhead How They Met (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive

Jellyhead: Part Two, Electric Boogaloo (GN!Jellyfish!Reader; Leech Twins hinted at the end) NSFW

Electric Kiss (GN!Jellyfish!Reader) Suggestive

Aggressive Affection (Fem!Reader) NSFW

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Fish Puns (NonReader) SFW

Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW

Sight & Glasses Discussion (NonReader) SFW

Jade Leech

Lingerie Mini HC (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Wading in the Pool (Fem!Reader) NSFW

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They Took the Mushrooms in the Divorce (GN!Reader) SFW

How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW

Twin Tails (GN!Reader; mentions of Floyd) SFW

Floyd Leech

Feral Follies Part 1 (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) SFW

Kiss with a Fist (GN!Honey Badger!Reader) Suggestive

Too Rough of a Pursuit (MtF!Eel!Reader) SFW

Hand Holding (GN!Reader) SFW

Annoyingly Beautiful Eel (GN!Reader) SFW

How to Woo Your Eel (GN!Reader) SFW

Octatrio Nonsense (yes, they get their own section)

Fish Mafia (GN!Reader) SFW

Eel Repellent (GN!Reader) SFW

Eels in the Tub (GN!Reader) SFW

Watering the Eels (GN!Reader) SFW

Bring Back the Chub! (GN!Reader) SFW

Shrimp vs Shrimpy (GN!Shrimper!Reader) SFW

He'll Most Certainly Catch Me (GN!Reader) SFW

Two Eels and a Shrimp (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader) SFW

How to Get Banned from the Lounge (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Neige LeBlanche

Sabotage (GN!Reader) Suggestive

Poly / Multiple

A Price for a Price (Fem!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW

Height HCs (GN!Reader; Riddle, Epel, Ruggie, Kalim, Lilia, Leech Twins, Jack, Malleus) Suggestive

Beach Oral Minific (Fem!Reader, Leech Twins) NSFW

"Realistic" Courting Rituals (GN!Reader; Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Azul, Leech Twins, Malleus, Sebek, Lilia, Che'nya) Suggestive

20 Madols a Pop (GN!Reader; Ace, Kalim, Azul, Ruggie, Rook, Malleus) NSFW

How the Dorms Punish You (Fem!Reader; Everyone) NSFW

How the Dorms Punish You (Male!Reader; Everyone) NSFW

And Now I Shall Pleasure Myself With These Fish (GN!Octomer!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins) NSFW

What's Yours is Mine (GN!Leech Sib!Reader; Azul, Leech Twins *NonIncest) NSFW

(Pussy) Slappin' Them Fins (GN!Reader; Leech Twins) NSFW

Kissing the Homies (GN!Reader; Ace, Deuce) SFW

Lamia!Reader HC (GN!Lamia!Reader; Kalim, Jamil) SFW

GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW

GN!Eldritch Horror!Reader (GN!EH!Reader; Various) SFW

Aggressive Affection HC (GN!Reader; Leech Twins, Leona, Malleus, Azul) Suggestive

Shrimpmer!Reader (GN!Shrimpmer!Reader; Leech Twins) SFW

NonHuman Reader Fic Ideas (GN!Reader; Leona, Jade, Ruggie, Leach Twins, Vil, Kalim, Jamil, Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Rook, Ace, Deuce) SFW

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Things Shoved Up Bums HC (NonReader; NRC Students) Suggestive

Yuu Wins VDC (Yuu, Vil) SFW

Overblot!Yuu Thoughts (Yuu) SFW

Floyd Tsum (NonReader) SFW