Xiaolin Showdown AU / Dragon of metal / episode idea
Jack Spicer is used to being alone by now, but sometimes it's still painful. No one ever likes him and even Robo Jack won't listen to his commands. Omi noticed Jack's acting strange and decided to help, this time coming up with an idea of using a reversing mirror to make things better.
As a result, Jack suddenly gained powers and ability to manipulate his most favorite element - metal.
Warnings: Dragon of metal AU, angst but sort of have a good ending with Omi becoming Jack's friend. Found it on Youtube, Eckcro.
If he stays a dragon or go back to the evil ways is a good question though. I think I’ll take this idea to my animation class at some point.
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Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Let me see, if I understand, she
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Was it a fucking dog with a horn that was on fire?
Jaune: Hm
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: So when you left fairytale land, that dog turned into this!
Jaune: Yeah
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: That's a Japanese thing
Riccardo The demonic saint: Begin
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: This can only be Japanese, there's no other explanation, just look at her
Jaune: I don't see anything much
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: She can only have come from a Japanese, because she's blonde, ok she has heterochromia but one of her eyes is blue, she has big breasts, a criminal ass, she's 190 tall! She's got a six pack! Thighs the size of Jaune's head! Plus she's a perfect wife! Do you really think she could have come from a North American!
Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell: But American comics have always had beautiful women
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Yes, I can't deny that! Have you ever seen one like this
Jack Prince of the Eighth Circle of Hell:....................... OK you win
Jaune: What is a Japanese?
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: A
Ken Guardian of the Fire Gates: * His oni face changes to an Asian human face *
Jaune: He reminds me of Ren * He reminds me of Ren *
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: He's more Chinese than Japanese, Asian people share very similar characteristics, you can tell the difference between a Japanese and a Chinese person
Neo: " Do you have a problem with Japanese? "
Akin, The one whose spear pierces the stars: He hates Japanese
Rodrigo Beast florist of metal: Can you hate them? The Greeks popularized incest, the Romans popularized rape, the Babylonians popularized zoophilia, the Japanese popularized tentacle sex and pedophilia
Jaune and Neo blink, they look at Riccardo
Riccardo The demonic saint: Yes, he's a racist but he has an argument that reflects on the subject
Kai, Warrior of the sea of stars: It's true, he can make a Japanese hate being Japanese * Kai pointed Ken *
Vert Black Dragon: If you think about it, they could have sex with Barghest, Neo gets on her tits while Jaune sticks his cock in her.
Neo: 😯
Jaune: Barghest out of that. I won't let you corrupt my little Barghest
Riccardo The demonic saint: I want you to leave me out of it, what you do between four walls is trouble
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Xiaolin Showdown Dragon of Metal Jack
Everything is the same but Jack ends up being the Dragon of Metal. This starts out really young as he's drawn to it and as he grows older he prefers to work on things like robots instead of things like ice skating.
Come time when he opens the puzzle box Wuya is in, he's already learned he can bend certain metals with his hands when working on his robots and such.
This is ignore by Wuya as she sees Jack pour stuff on the metal like he's making it softer and continues to belittle him about his robots. It continues until the monks see him do it and realize: He's one of the missing dragons.
To which Jack says: Oh no, I put stuff on the metal and I make my own metal cause I'm a genius!
The liquid does nothing but make the metal extra shiny and smell nice, its a dish soap combo mix he came up with as a kid playing scientist and found he could mold metal into new shapes and thought he was the smartest thing around. Still does.
Wuya can not convince him he's the dragon of metal. The monks are trying to get him away from Wuya before she can use him even more. At least he's safe right now, thanks to his own stupidity and Wuya's mean words.
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Hits the vape.
‘ Kinda FUCKED UP they don’t use the Shen Gong Wu to better society in any way. I mean you could like. STOP world hunger, with like two Wu. I mean I’m NOT giving back the chopsticks but like..... I guess Wu is kinda trash..... FOUR of them are basically the same thing. Must’ve been so EXOTIC in the early dynasties... but modern technology can probably do sooooo much BETTER. ’
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