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theo-grayson · 5 months
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OH MY GOD GUYS. GUYS. FIRST EVER BINDER ORDERED. OH MY GOD
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autisticaradiamegido · 9 months
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thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?
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day 356
BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails
truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute
#day 356#year 4#dave strider#aradia megido#aradave#homestuck#she really saw this kid and was like OH YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH YOUR MORTALITY?? :D#boy do i have some relevant life experience and wisdom to impart on THAT ISSUE SPECIFICALLY#and then she just. very gently and kindly makes the subject more approachable for ghostdave#the pesterlog i linked is literally my FAVORITE aradia moment. to me it is THE character defining moment for god tier aradia#yes she is being kind of ominous and trickstery at first#but it VERY quickly becomes clear shes got genuine concern for this kid she's had very little to do with up until this point#she really wants to connect with him over their shared time aspect stuff#and she really DOES care about how he feels about everything. she wants to help and she wants to put him at ease#because she KNOWS from experience that being dead and having to cope with what that means for you is like VERY UPSETTING AND TRAUMATIC#shes not just like. 'hee hee i think death is great and awesome because im edgy'#shes like 'no dude being dead is scary if you dont have anybody to explain this shit to you. so im going to explain it-'#'-and hopefully by the end of this conversation you will have some new things to feel relief and maybe even joy and excitement about'#'not just in spite of the death thing but BECAUSE of it'#i know shes spooky and has weirdgirl swag and we all love that about her but like#at her core she is a very KIND person. she may occasionally struggle to connect to people through the Death Special Interest Haze#but she WANTS to and when she DOES she is like. a genuinely very warm and comforting presence for her friends#ANYWAY. if andrew hussie or i guess james roach now want to give me an honorary doctorate for my 12+ years of intensive aradia studies#i will be here waiting patiently#timerails
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digitaldiseas3 · 2 months
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extremely frustrating situation
#overly long winded explanation incoming#so i’m gonna be living with two friends starting this fall#my parents bought a little townhouse and we’re renting from them#so they’re getting all of the paperwork and contracts and leases figured out#and these two friends are just. awful with deadlines. horrific. just the worst.#my dad has been flexible but he’s had to keep nagging them again and again to get these forms signed and whatever#and one of them finally finished the whole process and she’s good to go#but the other one still just needs to get the lease signed/notarized with their dad. like. asap. like within a few days.#and i’m trying my best to be like heyyyy sorryyyy not trying to nag or anything but we do need that ASAP…. it should be quick and easy…#i know you’re working double shifts every single day and your dog just died im so sorry#but my parents say you should be able to just go to the bank during a lunch break to get it notarized…..#please don’t be mad at me or my parents for saying we need this Now…… i’m sorry i know you have a lot going on but we do Need that done#right away….#anyway i don’t want you to be mad at me or think i’m just nagging so here’s a topic change! oh you didn’t respond to the topic change.#fuck me then. god. i can’t tell if you’re mad at me or not but i have the suspicion you Are. and that’s making Me mad at You#like god man just come the fuck on already you’ve missed every other deadline up to this point too. can you please just FUCKING get#everything submitted so we can stop worrying about it and just get excited to live together!! because it’s gonna be fun!!#but it’s worrying me too bc like… if this is how they’re acting before we’re even living together#and they’re missing all of these deadlines#am i gonna have to nag them to pay their rent every month?#it’s just frustrating bc it feels like they’re taking advantage of the fact that it’s my parents and not some other landlord#so they don’t think the deadlines my parents set are like. actual deadlines#meanwhile if it WASNT my parents they’d literally be out of a place to live because the housing market is so fucked there#and if you don’t get everything submitted within The Day then you’re no longer a candidate to rent the place#if you can even get to that point in the first place#so like. my parents are being exceptionally flexible and obv i can’t really know what this friend’s thought process is#but it feels like they’re just kinda taking them for granted and taking advantage of their kindness#like fuck dude just please come on
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vivanightcity · 6 months
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ayyyy long time no see
i tried to make ivan from memory in the dragons dogma 2 character creator
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orcelito · 2 years
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love when d&d makes u genuinely trembly lskdjfsldjf
fang managed to get an audience with two major leaders in the country. & was just like “You hate that dude, right? I’m his son. Let Me Help.” and they LISTENED......... and just. oh god it was such a big conversation. & fang even dropped his true name in swearing his allegiance to them if they can let him in on any efforts to take his father down 
and jjst. oh my God dnd is still going but fang is just huddled up riding out his minor panic bc. holyyy fucking shit. this day has been. a lot. 
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maraczeks · 1 year
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bcs s6 thread pt 6
#sept 21 2023#it's so freakin g full circle too the way he ends up in nebraska omaha beach where she came frim like#jerry from parks?😭#it is literally so terrible for me out here like first brad whitfield but only as josh lyman and then it got worse w will mcavoy but kind of#as a joke but not really but now this like this is the worst bc it's so recent so it's literally jimmy now ohhhh my god i can't help it that#still can't get over it ?????? the things they've gone through and then she LEFT?#like she had to but no nooooooboonobono the way they built them up like they are so forever#but it's okay i have so much bob rhea content and then so many fics <3#also it's so interesting that they chose to do the post brba scenes in b&w when that's usually signifying the past#the close up on heels i immediately assumed it was kim girl get a grip#i've never had a non endgame ship real breakup like i can't cope this is the greatest love story there's no way it ended#and they legally still married tho oh my godddddddddd ohh i have no wife i just whimpered so loud#wait i'm i don't think i can finish tn and i'm going to cv tmw oh no#i just wanna watch mcwexler edits and bob and rhea interviewssss#i think in a week i'll watch that scene again but i'm also just like. worm in my brain wants to watch the whole show again it was so insane#creasing over how excited jimmy is that kim asked about him as if he wasn't the great and only love of her life😭😭😭😭😭 im so miserable rn#yeah this is my first actual real non endgame tragic ship and they were so perfect OH MY GOD HES CALLING HER#AND KNOWS HER NIMBER !??????? WNDHHFBFNNSNDNBFBFJDNFJDJFHJ M SHAKINGGGGGGGGGG IH JDNFNDN#i cant believe he went to nebraska i cant believe he called her i can't believe she kept her name dude dudeeee what is going on i need to kn#staring into the distance dot gif simply cannot comprehend a workd where jimmy and kim are not attached at the hip#no okay there's the b&w gif of kim on the phone and them sharing a cigarette?#still using viktor😭😭 i'm so in shambles clinging and grasping it's slipping away#two episodes left we power through#oh now what the frick i burst into tears im sobbing#the divorce paperwork hit me out of nowhere i literally can't stop crying#crying so hard like ud think my parents died or smth i literally cannot#KIM#THAT UGLY BROWN IG PLEASD AINT NO Whhyy she's living with another man NOPE THIS ID NOT#AINT NO WAY BROTHER DHE SOULD NOG#THE SONF?babdbbdvfbdbdndjxbdbfnsndncncj u hate everything KIM NO OFNDBBABYYYSYDYDHFHFJSJCI CNANDJDJSNDJDJDJDJ EVERHTHINF HURTS AND I SCEAM N
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sturnsmadl · 28 days
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loverboy!chris headcannons!
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loverboy!chris who built up the courage to slide in your dm's finally.
loverboy!chris who talked to you almost everyday.
"how are you?" "im filming tommorow." "u won't believe what i saw."
loverboy!chris who cut off every girl to focus on you.
loverboy!chris who always mentions flying you out.
"come onnnn. let me fly you out." "ill fly you out."
loverboy!chris who wants you to model for his brand.
"you tryna model?"
"dude i dont know how to model."
"so? you can try for me :)"
loverboy!chris who is always wanting to facetime.
"you tryna call?" "hop on facetime." "you awake?"
loverboy!chris who constantly talks about you to his brothers.
"and shes so fucking pretty."
"tell her that."
"can u shut the fuck up?"
loverboy!chris who really wants to meet you.
"you coming la anytime soon?"
"chris we spoke about this literally yesterday."
"pleaseeee?"
loverboy!chris who texts you like he's your boyfriend.
"good morning." "night babe." "you busy?"
loverboy!chris who makes sure your okay all the time.
"you okay? you looked really upset on ft last night."
"i was just tired :) thank you though."
"okay. you can always talk to me."
loverboy!chris who tells you everything.
"i literally just burped on matt."
"oh?"
"yeah."
loverboy!chris who finally flies you out to him.
"pack your bags ;)"
"omg. chris why did u do that?"
"i need to meet you."
loverboy!chris who gets really happy around you.
loverboy!chris who waited until you met to ask you to be his.
"can i be your boyfriend?"
"oh my- yes. yes.."
loverboy!chris who gets caught cuddling you on your first day meeting.
"shhh...shes sleeping."
"you met a few hours ago."
loverboy!chris who makes sure your ready for any advances.
"you sure?"
"yes chris just kiss me."
loverboy!chris who can't help himself and kisses you a lot more.
loverboy!chris who refuses to be away from you.
"where are you going?"
"to wash my hands.."
"ill come."
loverboy!chris who teaches you at top golf.
loverboy!chris who is so excited when he goes down on you.
"i've been waiting so long to do this."
"fuck..chris."
loverboy!chris who loves everything about you.
loverboy!chris who becomes very confident with you.
"i gotta fart."
"chris!"
loverboy!chris who showers with you to stay near you.
"want me to do your shampoo?"
"you could back up a bit."
"declined."
loverboy!chris who buys you everything you show interest in.
loverboy!chris who kisses your head while you sleep in his arms.
loverboy!chris who loves not sleeping alone.#
"i love that i get to hug you all night."
"its too hot to have you wrapped around me like a koala."
"thats just rude."
loverboy!chris who buys you stuffed animals that remind him of you.
loverboy!chris who sleeps on top of you.
"chris. wake up."
"what?"
"get off i need the bathroom."
"noooo"
loverboy!chris who leaves way too many marks.
"chris..i can't fucking cover them.."
"guess you'll have to show em off then huh?"
loverboy!chris who also loves pissing you off.
loverboy!chris who doesn't let you go bed mad at him.
"nuh uh. were not doing this. im sorry okay? whats wrong?"
loverboy!chris who cries when you find out your pregnant.
"your kidding.."
"no..are you happy..?"
"oh my god..yes.."
loverboy!chris who overbuys for the baby.
loverboy!chris who makes sure you know he's there at the birth.
"im here baby.. your doing so good."
loverboy!chris who takes a picture of him crying holding the baby when its first born.
loverboy!chris who treats his baby like glass.
"nick! careful."
"dude what..? i was just looking..jeez"
loverboy!chris who is so proud showing his brothers.
"look at my baby.."
"hes adorable chris."
"well done buddy."
loverboy!chris who makes sure your okay and provided for.
"you need any water? any food?"
"no im okay thank you.."
"a hug? i mean look what you just did. gave me a child. ur amazing."
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a/n- these r quite far apart events!! this is also awful cause i rushed it smmmm!! i have so much school work to do :(
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thatdeadaquarius · 5 months
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Topic: Genshin impact.
au: Sagau.
idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like
Zhongli: “I will have order!”
reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”
Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0
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So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!
“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”
Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)
Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️
Stars: bro idek
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO
so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)
so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,
u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)
then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more
and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???
ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running
it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)
it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor
and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-
dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities
u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-
oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,
and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)
by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit
at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,
and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???
a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-
and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao
right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along
(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)
u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,
and u just,
walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,
that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-
Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀
U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??
u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army
(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)
meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is
it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light
u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh
tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀
(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,
she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)
well that was, something. 😃🫠
sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)
i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭
</3
on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃
have a good week guys!
Safe Travels Lil Car,
💀♒
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jjsmaybank20 · 9 months
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Celebrity News 2
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Jenna Ortega x GN!Reader
Summary: Once again, everyone thinks that you and Jenna broke up. In reality, you just wanted to cause some drama.
Warnings: literally all fluff, and my shitty writing
Word Count: 706
A/N: woooo part 2 cause I couldn't help myself. also, im back from the dead! for a bit. i have midterms right now which are whooping my ass so... wish me luck!
Part 1
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Y/N_Y/L/N: Sadly, after 1 ½  wonderful years, Jenna is not my girlfriend anymore. We are still on good terms, I promise, but I just thought I would let you guys know.
User57: WHAT?! THIS CANT BE REAL
User32: This is not happening. What the actual fuck.
y/n&jenna4life: No i refuse to believe this
arianagrande: I’m so sorry, Y/N/N!
jenniferlawrence_: dude that sucks! Hope you’re doing okay
>Y/N_Y/L/N: i’m okay, thank you for thinking of me
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THIS IS NOT ANOTHER FALSE ALARM: ACTORS JENNA ORTEGA AND Y/N Y/L/N HAVE REPORTEDLY SPLIT
According to an instagram post Y/L/N posted last night, said actor and Wednesday star Jenna Ortega have split. A couple months ago, there was a false alarm in the end of the two’s relationship, caused by a hilarious dispute over a game of Monopoly. Well, this time, it seems that no one will be laughing. Ortega and Y/L/N are scheduled to be on The Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon tonight, so maybe they will provide some insight as to why the seemingly perfect couple has split. 
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“You guys are on in 5!” A stage attendant calls into the dressing room, prompting you to stand up at the same time as Jenna. You grab her hand and bring it to your lips, pressing a chaste kiss to it. She smiles at you, blushing, before squeezing your hand and making her way out of the room. You follow closely after Jenna, excited to talk about your new movie with her. 
The introduction music begins to play, and you hear Jimmy Fallon calling out both your name and Jenna’s. Jenna walks out first, waving to the crowd, and you follow behind, buttoning your suit jacket and winking at some of the people in the  audience. 
As the two of you take a seat, Jimmy jumps right into the interview. He asks you questions about your roles, and just about the film in general. He also asks Jenna some questions about the second season of Wednesday. Finally, he gets to what he had been wanting to ask the most. 
“You guys were absolutely amazing in this film, but I have to say. It must have been difficult working together, at least for a little while.” Jenna gives him a confused look, and you fight the smile that is trying to make its way onto your face as best you can. “Why do you say that?” Jenna questions.
Jimmy gives her an odd look, explaining, “Well, because the two of you broke up, right? At least, according to Y/N’s Instagram post.” You still manage to keep a straight face, even when Jenna whips her head around towards you. “What the hell did you do, Y/N Y/L/N?!” 
You look around as if you can’t see her before turning back to Jimmy. “You know, sometimes I can still hear her, nagging me as if she were my girlfriend or something.” She finally breaks, letting out all of the laughter that she had been trying to hold in. Jimmy and the rest of the audience laugh with her, but they are clearly confused. 
Jenna rolls her eyes at you, ignoring your laughter. She turns to Jimmy to explain. “Ignore this little shit, they think they’re hilarious. So what happened is, Y/N is not my partner anymore.” Jimmy becomes even more confused, exclaiming, “So what is it?!” Jenna holds up her hand, revealing the glittering ring that you had purposed with only a short while ago. “They’re my fiance.” 
Jimmy gasps, not expecting this at all. “Oh my god! Congratulations!” You have finally recovered from your amusement, and you thank the man for his kind words. As soon as you fully sit up, Jenna smacks the back of your head. You wrap up the interview, and you and Jenna head home.
As you get ready for bed that night, Jenna turns to you. “You’re a fucking dick, you know that?” You just grin at her, replying, “But you love it. You love me.” Jenna can’t help but smile at you. “Fine. I do love you. So much.” She presses a kiss to your lips before heading into the bathroom. You just stand there in your room smiling. Life couldn’t get much better than this.
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Oooh, for the demon requests, could I maybe ask for headcanons of Kokushibo and reader who is a tease/flirt? Gn/Fem reader are both fine! Thank you in advance 💫
Oh-Ho! (♥ω♥*) I love this request anon! Thanks for sliding it into my askbox cause oh my god, this really made me excited to write!
I will try my best to keep it GN!
I hope you enjoy and that I've done your request justice
My askbox is always open if you have any other requests, questions etc. so pop on over when you have time (^---^.)
Without further ado, your request!
Kokushibou being teased + flirted with by S/O- Headcannons:
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Ya know the dudes who are deadpan but turn a bright red when their girlfriends do anything that counts as cute and/or flirty? yeah, thats Kokushibou and you
Very confused but doesn't show it - especially the first couple of times you tease and flirt with him
You literally turned around to him one day and told him how beautiful he was and it caused him to malfunction - eyes blinking rapidly as his mouth opens and closes like a fish and a feint blush coats his face (all the way to his ears)
It's been down hill for him ever since.....
First time you flirted with him it actually made him flustered - the line was rather simply too, "Your hand look lonely Kokushibou, can i hold it for you?" - so much so that he closed his eyes and sighed, offering you his empty hand to hold
You sometimes hold out your hand, patiently waiting for him to notice, and when he gives it to you kokushibou blushes a firey red/pink as you place soft kisses on his knuckles and palm
You once hit him up with a "You want to go outside? Cause you just took my breath away" and he stood there frozen
You always made sure to ask him about himself and were so sincere with your interest in him as a person
It just took him awhile to get used too your words and antics
Especially such.... bold and forward words of love
His favourite are the cheesy pick-up lines that you use - not that he'd ever tell you that...
The one that stands out most in his mind was when you turned around to him, totally straight faced and said "if you were a chicken, you'd be im-peck-able"
Pauses in his activity when you touch him - on his shoulders, arms, hands, face or legs
When your hand brushes against his, Kokushibou blushes subtly - you can always tell by his ears
You blow him kisses from across the room
You wink at him
You leave him notes and poems of your devotion to him, his beauty and your love for him
You knock shoulders and each brush sends a rippling affection down his spine
Sometimes you'll knock your head against his back and chest
Kokushibou actually purrs - fucking purrs a rumbling noise of content - when you call him by a nick name, koku or kushi
You tease him about how hard he blushes - "Aw Koku baby," You coo with a sweet smile "Whats got you all red?"
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dude idk if you got my first req bc the PAGE RELOADED BUT IM SENDING IT AGAIN JUST IN CASE.
giving virgin!james head for the first time!!! the noises he would make omg omg omg. and when you let him fuck your face?? he would be so fucking drunk on the feel of your mouth. squirming n moaning and oh oh oh maybe you are laying down and he straddles your face to have you suck him that way?!/?: i need him. bad.
i almost started crying when i saw this request bc hello virgin subby james is the love of my life <33
you wanted to suck him off so bad, which obviously made him very excited. but when you agreed for him to straddle your face when you suck him off??? fuck he could’ve busted his load right then and there.
this mf eagerly takes a seat on your face, carefully placing his knees at the side of your head. he would be a little awkward, not knowing what to do and scared of suffocating you from this position. this was his first blowjob, so you wanted to be mind blowing for him (literally mind blowing)
you start stroking his semi-hard dick, sticking your tongue out to repeatedly lick the tip, already causing him to shudder as you enjoy the feeling of him hardening even more under your touch. you take just the head in your mouth and you start bopping your head, your hand swirling around the base. when your mouth inches further down on him, james’ eyes widen, his dream finally coming true. you use your spit and precum as a lubricant to make it even more enjoyable for him, obsessing over how vocal he’s being
you take his whole dick in your mouth, your head lifting off the pillow as you try your best not to gag when you stay still, your nose touching the trail of hair on his stomach. james’ moans get louder at this action, so you decide to repeat it a couple more times, causing him to whine as he throws his head back.
you start to swirl your tongue around his head again before pulling away, placing kisses on his pretty dick while you stroke his base, giving it a squeeze here and there. you place your last kiss directly on his tip, smearing the precum with your lips and tongue before delving into him again.
his panting gets heavier and heavier and when he looks down, seeing your plush lips wrapped around his pretty cock, it sends him into a frenzy, whining and moaning while he tries to resist the urge to fuck your face.
“oh fuck you look so pretty.” his eyebrows fuse together longingly as he brings one hand down to stroke your cheek before bringing it to your head, gripping your hair. as much as he tried, he couldn’t. he couldn’t stop himself from sending a strong thrust into your mouth, causing you to gag. he stop immediately when you gag, afraid of hurting you but you pat his thigh as a sign of encouragement, wanting this to be the best first blowjob anyone can ever get.
“your mouth feels so good, holy shit.” he brings up his elbow to rest it against the headboard of the bed as he looks down to see you giving him the sweetest puppy eyes ever. when he gets comfortable thrusting himself into your mouth, he speeds his actions up, using you only for his pleasure. after all, you told him he can.
he starts to mercilessly piston his hips into your face, finding the wet sounds coming from your mouth and the repeated gagging unbelievably arousing, driving him feral.
“i’m sorry,” he would heave over you whenever he makes you gag. “shit, i’m so sorry. you just feel so fucking good, oh god. i’m sorry.” he repeats his apologies like a prayer.
he uses the hand gripping your hair as leverage to shove you down on him, meeting his hips half way as he thrusts into you. when you feel him twitch inside your mouth, you want to help him increase his feeling of pleasure, so you start to hum and moan around him, the vibrations making him gasp.
“fuck. fuck i’m gonna cum. gonna cum so hard shit.” he warns you, trying to pull your head away just in case you didn’t want to swallow. but you did, oh god, you needed him to. even if you didn’t want to at first, seeing him so happy, having the time of his life with your mouth, you would change your mind if it makes him even happier.
“i’m cumming! oh, oh god. holy…oh, fuck!” he screams, being more vocal than ever as he shoves his dick down your throat, staying still as he finishes in your mouth. you feel his balls against your chin, his tip restricting around your throat as his hot liquid runs down it. you try your best to help get every last drop, using your tongue to suck him dry. he stays this way until he finishes completely, which took a while considering how much he came.
you were starting to run out of oxygen, choking and gagging as you tap his thigh as a sign for him to pull away. he mutters an apology, getting up from you completely before resting his body on top of you.
he holds himself up with one arm to look at you, obsessing over your pink lips as much as you were obsessing over his flushed face and hazy eyes. he notices a little bit of cum and spit dribbling down from the corner of your chin, so he sticks his tongue out, licking it off until he reaches your mouth, giving you the most passionate kiss.
“thank you.” he mumbles against your hot skin when he pulls away, panting from the lack of oxygen from your previous actions. “thank you so fuckin’ much.”
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he would be so fucking loud and vocal i cannot stress this enough. i wish i was the first person to give him a blowjob, it would’ve been the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. i mean, just look at him??
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dongminz · 3 months
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my reality . . ᝰ.ᐟ (han taesan)
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pairing: nonidol!taesan x fem!reader; genre: fluff, highschool au, opposites attract; warnings: cursing ; featuring: mentions of tws dohoon, nwjns hanni, zb1 ricky, riize anton, kissoflife belle, and all bnd members!
ᯓᡣ𐭩 what happens when han taesan, a quiet boy with a cold demeanor, falls for a girl working part-time at his favorite record shop?
𐙚 cart • wc: 1,305 | please ignore grammatical errors!
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chapter 2: feelings that are new previous ✦ chapter list ✦ character desc ✦ next
it's been 3 days since taesan had visited the record shop. 3 days. for others that might not seem like a long time, but for taesan? it felt like an eternity had passed. he wanted to see her again, but what if he visited so frequently that she'd get weirded out? what if she'd thought he was some weirdo stalking her? he didn't want that, not at all. i mean, he didn't even know her name for goodness sake.
then, he got a notif.
woonhak + hyungs (new messages) riririwoo: did you guys hear? we're gonna have a collaborative project with the fashion n film dep, sir is gonna talk abt it more next class myungjae: what?? that sounds interesting sungho: I wonder what kind of project it'll be leehan: the bell js rang, ig we'll find out
heading to his next class, taesan had wondered what kind of project it was. like, film, fashion and music?? he barely knew anyone from these departments, he was kinda nervous about the idea that he had to get to know new people for this.
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"hello class, i know some of you have heard that we will be having a collaborative project with the fashion and film department. so I will be announcing the project details. firstly, you will be divided into a group that consists of 6-7 people. next, you might be wondering 'why the fashion and film department?'. well, that is because you will be creating a music video! your team has to create its own original song, spectacular outfits, and an interesting music video that depicts the story behind the song. i will send out an email with more details & a list of your groupmates after class. I hope you're excited for this! now, let's get on with our class."
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woonhak + hyungs (new messages) myungjae: dude this project sounds so cool?? like a music video?? URHUFDHR IM SO EXCITED riririwoo: bro fr like?? i hope I get paired up with good groupmates tho sungho: if I get bad groupmates I'm actually cooked myungjae: LMFAOOO woonhakie: whatsup what r you guys talking abt leehan: our teacher announced that we're gonna have a collaborative prj with the film n fashion dep woonhakie: WHAT?? WHAT KIND OF PROJECT R YOU DOING taesan: we're gonna make a music video woonhakie: WHAT. how come you guys get all the cool projects ughh g10 is SO boring. all they do is give us boring hws 😕 myungjae: imagine being g10 LMAOO could not relate woonhakie: you were literally g10 2 years ago sungho: keyword = 'were' woonhakie: i'm literally gonna leave if you don't stop riririwoo: being in g10 is such a skill issue woonhakie left the gc sungho: DUDE myungjae: LMFAOOO riririwoo: LMAOO leehan: LMFAO taesan: you guys r so cooked ㅋㅋㅋ
"i literally hate you guys" a boy with an annoyed expression says, while the older boys sit beside him. "sorry woonhakie :(( we were just joking" jaehyun replies in hopes of cheering up the younger boy, "we'll treat you to ice cream after school if that makes you feel better" a boy with longer hair adds on. "this is why you guys are the best" woonhak replied as if he didn't just hate them 5 seconds ago.
suddenly, they all get an email.
from: Sir Zico hello students! here's the list for your groupings! 🔗 click attached file
"oh my god. they sent out the groupings, everyone go check it" sungho says in excitement. "why am I so cooked I literally know no one in my group" jaehyun says worriedly, "at least you don't have ___ LIKE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL" riwoo complains.
while everyone was talking about their groupmates, taesan had suddenly gotten a notif from a gc he wasn't originally in.
mv prj groupmates!! (new messages) yn: hello everybody!! are you excited about this project ^^ are you guys free to meetup tdyy? js so we can get 2 know each other before we officially start working on the prj hehe hanni: omg hi yn !!! yeah i think im free after school 2day :)) yn: hanni hellooo!! yayy!! thankk youuu 💗 anton: hi im also free today dohoon: me 2 yn: yayy!! okii ricky: hi i have a club meeting after school but i'll try to come after yn: ooo alright!! i hope you get to join ^^ taesan: hello im free after school yn: yayayay!! let's meet at the cafe nearby at 5! see you guys there 💗
taesan was planning to visit the record shop today but I guess not. even though he wanted to visit her visit the record shop, he thought that maybe it would be a good idea to at least see how your groupmates are since you will be working with them on this for the next 4 months. he looked up at the clock.
2:57pm
Just one more hour till school ends, wait. school ends at 4, and the meetup is at 5. that means he has 1 hour of free time, it takes 8 minutes to reach the record shop from the school = he can see her again. oh my god. he was so excited. god, if he wasn't in the middle of class he would've died from happiness. even though these feelings that are new for him made him feel nervous and anxious at times, it also made him feel excited every day because the thought of you her just made him such a fool.
it's 4pm and the bell rings, he quickly gets his stuff and heads for the record shop. 'wait' a thought suddenly forms, 'i can't make it look like I rushed on the way there, i have to walk there at a normal speed' taesan tones down his speed a little bit.
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it's 4:10 and there he was, in front of the record shop. he soon enters after fixing up his uniform and hair, 'i hope she's here'.
when he steps inside the shop he can hear what song is playing. '(they long to be) close to you by the carpenters)' the title itself describes exactly what taesan wanted, to be close to you her.
suddenly he sees the familiar girl, he wants to smile so bad but he'd look like a weirdo smiling while looking at you. he soon notices that she's in his school's uniform. wait, what? his school's uniform, you guys go to the same school?? this has to be fate. well, at least thats what taesan thinks. suddenly, the girl turns around finally meeting with his eyes. he reads her nametag, choi yn. what? choi yn, as in his groupmate?? he's going crazy. he has got to be.
"hello!! it's you again ^^" you say in excitement, "feel free to look around!". you wanted to know his name as he was wearing the same uniform as you the other day, but unfortunately, you couldn't read his nametag due to your poor eyesight...
the 3 idiots (new messages) yn: OH MY GKRFOFKCFOD belle: GIRL WHAT HAPPENED yn: HDHSEHSS HERREE anton: dawg aint nobody here knows what youre saying yn: RECORD SHOP GUY IS HERE. belle: GIRL WHAT anton: WHAT belle: OMG TALK TO HIM?? FIND OUT HIS NAME ATLEAST yn: HES LIKE LOOKING AROJND RN but dude i swear when i saw him i felt like i was about to faint i mean like??? hello??? HE LOOKS SO GOOD PLEASEE anton: DUDE FIND OUT HIS NAME yn: OKAY I WILL WAIT JUST HOLD ON belle: i wonder who it is like he literally goes to our school anton: what if its someone we know actually yn: oh my god. belle: what happened?? anton: are you okay
you see his nametag, han taesan. oh my god. he's your groupmate for the project. this has got to be a fantasy, there's no way. it has got to be fate.
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author’s note: rahhh chap 2 is here guys 👊 what do you think?? i bet you didn't see that coming !! (it was so obvious I fear) LMFAO anywayssss char descriptions r coming soon!! hope you guys enjoyed it!!
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bl-bracket · 30 days
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Poorest Little Meow Meow - Loser's Bracket Round 5: Zongzheng Huaien (Meet You at the Blossom) vs Ai Di (Kiseki: Dear to Me)
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[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]
Zongzheng Huaien: This feral cat went from pushing his excitable puppy boyfriend away to nearly razing a brothel to the ground because his beloved was there. He got his poor naive boyfriend to agree to forgive him for any misdeed, then promptly knocked him out, kidnapped his adopted sister, got him and his parents arrested and nearly executed, enabled a spiteful frenemy to torture said boyfriend and hit him with a curse so devastating it is literally killing him from the inside out, then shows up wearing the jewelry he pretended to hate when it was given to him expecting to kiss and be loveydovey. He has said that he will have Xiao Bao no matter what, willing or no, and he will torch the earth otherwise. He is a beautiful idiot who was abused by the man who brought him up and never knew love; now that he has fallen ass over teakettle in love he is going to make it everyone else’s problem. I love him so much.
Ai Di: Man is an aggressive, capable gang member shown beating people up but he’s in love with this useless bastard for like YEARS he celebrates their shared birthday alone for four years STRAIGHT. Im just very into kiseki right now but oh my god its INSANE how he’s just badass and crazy and totally uselesss for this one dude who’s pining after some fully muddle aged man.
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CM 17.3
Alright!! 17e3 here we go!!
(I meant to rewatch the first 2 eps before this but didn’t get around to it, so a more in-depth review/more film student analysis is still to come.)
Enjoy this chaos with no context for now! (a lot of it likely isn’t gonna be fully fleshed out cause I have a full thought/reply and try my hardest to type it all out super fast before the show moves on but I have to stop to pay attention OR something else comes up and im just SCRAMBLING)
Absolutely hate there’s no subtitles right away for this but I mean.. I could wait a couple of days til its on Disney I just have no patience.
GOD why is it so fucking dark.
Thank you Emily for not letting luke spill the beans, like, kinda like Rebecca as a person, but can’t trust her as long as her job goes
Okay, em is in the right here, both in the sense of keeping it quiet originally but also making luke keep hush. Cause im sorry but she’s right. It would’ve 1000% drove the team to the brink and split them apart AND made them spiral so deep about what was on the site/other people seeing them/trying to cleanse the web of them (which obvi is impossible). Esp jj of all people? Like I’m not really sure *what* is on there, but jj is the one with KIDS, a full family, she’s still in contact with her parents (at least the mom?) she’s probably likely known in the circle of the boys friends parents? Like that’s SO much damage control to stress over??
Im so fucking excited for prentiss’ wacko neighbour to come back loool
LOOOOLL em’s “oh.. oh no…” reaction. I love this.
Did pen just say “tik tack” instead of tik tok? or was I not listening properly lol
“what are you gonna do?” “put out fires” that is LITERALLY a boss’ job. This being said as a boss.
“I don’t want to say no to your face…” SAME girl… same
GOD Emily is so fucking beautiful
This back and fourth with Garcia and her opinions on tyler is SO annoying. At first she hates him and doesn’t want to even look at him, then they’re flirting, then they’re fucking. Then she’s all twitterpated and wrapped around his finger. Then she AGAIN wants nothing to do with him?? Even though in the last ep she was all high school girlie about working with an “ex”?? I GET that the writers/showrunners are piling the comic relief onto her/the situation but come ON.
“I didn’t call you” “your landlord did” BRUH. COME ON. I don’t care how crazy things are, you ALWAYS double check that! I once saw a dude backing into my driveway with a ladder and immediately went outside to be all “uh..hello?” he immediately pulled out his phone, named my landlord, pointed out what he was there for (damage to the siding of the house, I hadn’t noticed cause I hadn’t left the house and live in the basement) AND offered to call my landlord. ALWAYS BE SUSPICIOUS.
WHY THE FUCK ARE JJ AND LUKE PAIRED UP!!!!????? Jj’s a profiler, she’s obvi gonna be able to get it outta luke, or press him for details, or whatever. If he’s supposed to keep shit quiet why tf are they off together. (or were they specifically asked to be together by voit? Cause that’s just him playing into his bullshit again)
“Emily practising deception isn’t a lie. It’s good leadership” THANK YOU.
Also...to feed all the jemily shippers out there… if this was a fic written by me.. it would be bundled into the AI shit, but there would be pics of Emily and jj hooking up that were very easily proven to be legit and the entire situation would out them and that’s what the actual issue was/is with the site…
I understand jj is outside with Sydney and luke’s job is to keep the girls distracted inside but of COURSE its himbo’s first reaction to pull out the soccer ball INSIDE.
Okay is that just some weird direction/camera angles or are we eluding to the older sister being a cutter?
Emily’s reactions to brian were perfection.
JFC NO! who’s out there stalking them? Uggghh (though I will say that the moment something clinked in the parking garage I said to myself “pls don’t let her get kidnapped in ep 3…”
I KNEW IT WAS CARBON MONOXIDE!! So smrt
Why does it feel like tyler knows more about gold star than the bau does?
Oooo but he cloned the phone! Good boy!!
Penelope: in charge of tracking down tyler
Tyler: texts Penelope “I need to see you”
Penelope: “NO!” doesn’t reply….
Ah yes.. I was right about the cutting… oof. Uugggh talk about heartbreaking..
LOOOOL tara teasing rossi! “I think I pulled… everything…” HHAH
Im not gonna lie, I absolutely HATE that they went down this AI *porn* route, as if these fucking poor characters haven’t been through enough, and like, again as I said, JJ… she’s got the most damage control to do no matter what, and poor girl hasn’t dealt with more than half her trauma so far…
“but I didn’t exactly get it legally, so you know what rebecca’s gonna say” THANK YOU. But also, like fuck that. cause this show has ALWAYS been above the law in that sense. I can’t remember if I said it in last week’s summary or if it was another random post, but CM vs like, SVU is WILD because we NEVER see things past the cuffs being put on/the unsub getting killed/killing themselves. We never go to court, we never see the legal side of it BECAUSE 99% of them would be not guilty due to mental…defect? LOL I know that’s not the right word/phrase but you know what I mean. CM is about the mind of the criminal and chasing them down and finding out the trigger and stressor and figuring out the pattern, not seeing things through to court and prison.
and while I love the addition of her character (Rebecca), it’s making other characters act in ways they never have before/never would simply because now the show is implicating the legal side of things. again, love having Rebecca and that boundary in line for the team but it is messing with the normal dynamics we are used to. Like..as IF Penelope would have any issue using an illegally cloned phone in the past. She was all “don’t ask questions” “well yes I *could* get access to that record, but it is technically sealed” and hotch would be all “I didn’t hear anything…”
LOL Emily with a full bottle of wine at her desk. Love her. god she’s SO annoyed with brian and I love it.
SEE this is why luke never should have said anything. Cause it doesn’t matter how hard you try not to look, you’re never going to be able to resist being able to look it up, no matter how bad it is, how fake and evil and ugly it is, you’re still gonna want to know and jj didn’t need to see that/know about it. How is she supposed to go home and act ok now??
“okay they’re here… somehow” DUDE YOU KNOW BETTER EM! Doesn’t matter that youre in an fbi parking garage, no cop gets there that fast!!
Also..that red coat is TRENCH COAT. YEESSS
Oh FUCK YOU BRIAN
“FUCKING BRIAN!” thankkkkk you em
THAT’S HOW IT ENDS SEERIOUSLY? Ffs.
Also…in all seriousness. Em was in HER office at the BAU, somewhere you (I assume) need clearance to get on property, much less in the building or into the parking, so WHY/HOW the FUCK were both brian, the guys who beat him up and whoever took the pictures get clearance?? SHOULDN’T QUANTICO HAVE SOME PRETTY FUCKING HIGH SECURITY LEVELS???
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yea so like, i just think that the nuances of “bi lesbianism” are like, far and few between that it’s just … whatever. Like. at the end of the day … whatever. i get it in my own way i guess. like i relate to women in 99.99% of cases sexually & romantically … and like at the same time could totally see myself like, “using a boytoy” ... yeah that’d be kinda hot. hehe yeahh. *phone rings* oh wait hang on a second i gotta take this. it’s from God. *picks up phone* Hey, wasup? yeah. yeah im doin good. im w a friend rn they wont be able to hear u so no worries. mhm. yeah, Mhm. yea. oh, for sure. haha yeah i know. yea. Yeah for sure. alright, cool yeah. oh nice that’s exciting! nice. congrats. Mhm. mhm. yeah i gotta go soon too. mmh—i uh… … … um love you too, …Father? lol. hey so why’d you give me such a dickish father anyways? … oh dont “to teach me a lesson” me. Fuck.off.with.that. dude cmon. ugh, yeah, yeah, yeah. i know youre joking. it’s chill. dude literally dont worry ab it. .. yeah. … Hey so i wanna catch up later but im kinda busy at the mo & i gotta go, so ttyl? yea? hmm. oh,… dang… no that wont work. ugh *sighhhh* shit, lemme check my schedule. no dude, i cant do, no, cant do sunday lol. whats with your obsession over sundays anyways? uhuh. alright. i mean, i guess. yeah, whatever. Hey, dont come for me and my rubik’s cube collection. theyre cool. u wouldnt even get it. oh, wait… yeah no i take that back. right, yeah lol. it’s fine we’ll talk some other time. alright see ya. byeee. yeah. mhm. mmbye. *hangs up phone* hey so God just called me and told me my opinions are mostly correct on this subject and that i should abuse more stimulants. and that it’ll “help me reach nirvana” lmao.
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DRAGONS RISING S2 P1 SPOILERS UNDER CUT
my thoughts per ep :3!!
ngl thisbisbjust me live typing my reaction but wtv!! also cw for lots of colorful language hehe
ep 1
- THE SILLIES!!!! also riyu is huge??:?2);
- lloyd is so cute when hes eepy
- “maybe you outa crawl into your crib for a nap buddy” WAHHHHHHHH
-lloyds nightmares omfggg poor thing
- SORA OMG NO WONDER HE COULDNT SLEEP theyre visions right
- spinjitsu-ing out of his nightmare to move out of the way and save his children can someone put me out of my misery
- “my nightmares are getting worse uncle” NOOOOOO
- OH MY GOD ARIN AND LLOYD NIGHTMARE TALK WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- arin imitating wu i xant
- cinder?,
- LLOYDSD
- ???? ok
ep 2
- new intro sooo good fr WHO TAUGHT CINDER SPINJITSU DOE
- resistance kills
- xan percival be rhe new emperor (is 12 years old)
- OH??
- poor lloyd :(
- Frohicky serving swamp ass fr
-WILDFYRE
- lloyd acknowledging his panic attack someone let me out of my cage
- wait so wildfyre and kai dont have the same power right
- HELEODOSJFNS HIM BUEPING UP THE FLY
- ????
- the sillies!!
- arin cannot be mean im sorry
- HELP “i really didnt think a human could dance like that!”
- arins voice is so non-threatening hes so baby
- “i dont know anything about that” “cool :) thanks for your time!” HELEODOS
- arins so gullible i love him !!! (if he gets the lloyd treatment i MIGHT jump off a cliff)
- “wow. im really bad at spotting liars :,)”
- sora being rebellious :000 !!
- lloyd and arin i cnt .
- ZERO CATS DETECTED IN THIS IMAGEJFKEJFJ
- LMFAOOOOO LLOYD
- why r they just standing there omfg ☠️
- whoa. what if jay hits the gong OH MY FOD!!!!!! (it will not happen im delusional and just want evil jay)
- no causw wait now i think itll happen
- WHOS KNOXKING
- PERCIVAL AND ARIN<333
- wait so do the gongs power like is it permanent or no
- wait my stupid ass-cinders not that one twitchy guy right.
- percival!!!!!! fav side character
- “how can a language look evil” “trust me it does”
- alright what the flip
- WAIT LORD RAS CUESED THW WORMS.. my stupid ass how did i not realize this
- WAITTT FORBIDDEN FIVE… (doesnt know what hes talking about)
- is cinder one of the forbidden five
- wait no im srupid
- Ok.
- LLOYD HAVING A PANIC ATTACK NOOOOOOOOO MY BABY :((((((((((
- acrually theowing up at him like panicking oh mymgod oh kymgod
- “whoever you are” HELPPP
- uh oh chat
- what if one of the ppl w wolf masks is jay
- NOOOO NYA AND LLOYD I CANT DOT HIS . throwing up
- “then just use spinjitsu-oh right sorry” My god
- literally what will happen if u hit the gong that many times
- “u know i thrashed the last one right” NO WAYY
- succeeded.. (?)
- CHAT
- can i learn shatterspin please!!
- whoa like actually this is so cool im sorry
- lloyd frm the trailer!!
- NOOO WILDFYRE
- “wildfyres hurt bad” im crying
- oh my god one of them is going to turn evil to help save thwm. thats whats gnna happen ik it
- Wheres cole.
ep 3!!
- what r u training for clearly ur alreasy powerful
- is cinder into-oh nvm
- kai getting angry.. i missed this
- can someone translate wus notes
- arin :(
- poor lloyd i cnt
- dude kai with gis like wings or something QHAT IS RHAT IM SO EXCITED
- lloyd plz
- Huh
- WHAT THE FLIP??
- who voices the life symbol
- strwngrh is coles :,3
- id be like hello??? IM RIGHT HERE??
- why r they arguing right in front of him
- K see that did not help
- lloyd is going through Way toocmuch and its ep 3
- oh my god. kai and wildfyre can aomeone throw me off a cliff please
- the boringest :(((
- what the flip
- frohicky x zane is kinda cute sorry
- :(( kai !!! i xant
- breaking my silence. jordana x cinder anyone
- oh theyre actually so evil
- lloye sleeping hes so cute
- WAHHH ivlove rhsm
- “what about the younger ones” sobs
- UM WHO WENT ON BOARD
- WILDFYRE.
- U R NOT ALL BETTER I CNT
- soras lil story :(
- how Did she get out
- oh trueee. but the source dragons were basically telling him to find them so.
- lloyd with a grabber thing omfg theyre having sm fun
- “no offense buddy” HDKWJDKSK
- “WHOS HE TALKIMG ABT” HEKDOSKD
- alright what the flip
- have i ever mentioned how much i love nyas beauty mark . i have a lego figurine of her n the beauty mark makes me emotional
- arin n sora :,(
- i love these new suits!! but dragon rising s1 still fave
- waittt what isbgoing on
- WAIT
- WAITTTTTT I SAW THIS SCENE AS A SPOILER
- arin and his parsnts i cnt do it.
- “what, no? i love you i miss you” Kill me.
- Ohh no i sont like this
- oh my god lloyds is going to break me
- No. no. Why would you do this.
- “i blame myself nephew” no No!!!
- NOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD
- JAYA OH MYGOD THIS IS THE PART THAT I GOT SPOILED FOE
- OH KYMGOD NOOOOO
- nya is so. smart i cant. n the way she knew it wasnt happening . Even tho thats wuite literally what will happen if he finds her
- this is like that visionary ninjago fic
- what did kai see..
- “i know the real jay couldnt forget me” It might seem crazy what im bout to say….
- WHAT DID KAI SEE!!!! (i say louder)
- kai literally jumping off
- HELP??
- “i knew he was fine” U DID NOT
- ok now what
- watch the teachwr be like . oh nvm
- Thwyre cooked
ep 4
- OHHHHH MY GOD
- O HMYGOD OH MY GOD !!!!! IF THEY MAKE LOST SHIPPING CANOIM KILLINGN YMSELF
- WHY WOULD YOU DOT HAI TOCME
- pls im so scared i realyl cant
- COLE WAS THE REAL CHEF??? I FUCKING TOLD YALL HE COULD COOK !!!!!!! I TOLD YALL!!!!!! I WAS THE #1 COOK-COLE TRUTHER
- “why do u say stuff like that” /);&2&$;
- making art :,))
- literally coles family
- THEY ACKNOWLEDGED IT THEY SAID THE THING
- a city could be lost i think- oh. No no. No. if they take the cowards way out im actually never watxhing this show again /hj
- wildfyre is so funny
- why is he attacking them riyu is litwrally right there
- “ive always got you arin” im ending it all
- THAT THROW WAS SO COOL
- arin please
- HES SOS ILLYRJJSNF
- ughhh i know hes not gnna feel. great after that
- “is there some sort of social cue im not picking up” OH MY GOD!!! HES SO AURISTIC CODED
- huh???? why does it talk ☠️☠️
- HUH LMFAOO
- LMFAOOOOO ARIN LAUGHING MDKDJSJ
- OH MY GOD BACK TO GEO NOOO
- oh my god. if they. if they do what i think theyre going to do i will lose my mind.
- cole save me cole if you can hear me save me save me cole
- bonzle is so funny new kin
- NOT MY BEST WORK ☠️
- ok geo self sufficient he should be.. ok..
- why do they want bonzle???
- COLE OH MY GOD
- OHHH MY GOD
- is there a lego set of this dragon cause i want it
- yall better hear me out on this dragons va… /hj
- so how did cinder even learn shartterspin
- COLE OH MY GOD SNGRY COLE
- angry cole supremacy
- husbands
- WE REALLY MISSED TOUR BREAKFASTS OH MYMGOD
- OH MY GOD OH MYGOD OH MYOGOD LOST SHIPPING I XANT
- cole and geo r sooo gay
- lostshipping makes up for laxk of jay tbfh
- Ok i didnt know dragoks could be ninja either??
- ok but how cool would it be if one of them turned evil to fight them like
- omgomgomg
- yeah why did they want bonzle
- i want a bonzle figurine like NOW
- omg omgogmogmogm
- THEM TRYING TO PULL UP THE ROCKS
- ok she knoes . aomething
- jordana is actually insane
- alright what the flip
- Oh . No… no no
- it is a little funny wildfyre
- YESSS TRAINING ARC
- IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SCENEE
- WHERE CAN I GET A FROHICKY PLUSH PLEASW ANSWER QUICKLY
- PLEASE TELL ME THE STORY
ep 5
- ITS TO WORK ON CONFLICT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
- theyre aoo dating
- the heart on the plush ☠️
- the lil looks zane ans cole gave each other bc they havent seen each other in peobablt years someone put me our ofnmy misery
- Ok bonzle let us know fr
- UM?????????? BONZLE???????
- omg i was waiting for this scene omg where they like switch stuff frm their mexhs
- SO WHAT IS WILDFYRE THEN
- heat and fire. what
- GEO AND COLE!!!
- ZANE?? CLURXHING THE PLUSHIW?? COLE AND GEO HOLDING HANDS??
- MASTER WU??
- DRAGONS CAN DO SLI JITSU
- NOOO WU AND BONZLE :(
-wu not bringing it up is so canon
- loneliness :(
- Oh my god garmadon this season??
- Ohh my god. i MIGHT like wu after this
- little one :(
- its wildfyre pretending shes a mucoid that reminds me shes litwrally a child and i cry
- Ok is this get mad at arin day What the flip.
- OHH MY GOD
- COLe AND GEO HOLDING HABDA OH MYMGVOV
- OH MYMGOD????+> mygodbi cant icant
- cole has become. so so so soft it makes me so emtoional
- hello??
ep 6
- ohh my god the forehead touch.
- NO??:&/$:
- lloyd havinf anxiety incnt
- “my other family” Cryingn
- oh. oh no
- not dorama bro fuck this guy genuinely worst character i hate him sm
- cole not veing a performer :(
- this is some power ranger type transformstion
- why doesnt zabe have a mech
-qlright ehat the flip
- didbt type a lot this ep i was eating candy
ep 7
- bonzle is so silly
- THTEE MONASTERIES
- AAAAAA BRUISE FIGHTING OVER VIDEO GAMES AND GOING ON A DATE I CANT DO THIS.
- JAY REFERENCE OHHH MY GOD
- she loojs like ice kings gf frm adventure time. i forgot her name
- i feel so bad for arin this actually sucks
- OHH MY GOD IM SO ARIN!! not beinf able to take compliments bx hes so hard on himself . Kin
- wildfyre about to save them all rn by getting along w the dragons
- her acknowledging that kais her favorite can i please be let out of my cage
- Ohhh mg god??? hes dying?? no wonder hes so grumpy
- what is this lady saying omfg 😭
- NOOO WAIT OH MY GOD !!!
- “im just a bundle of nerves stumbling around in a daze” WAHH
- ohh lloyds gnna turn evil sorry not sorry
- can we get more baby lloyd and master wu scenes plz
- lloyds inly part mortal tho
- WHAG THE FLUP WHAT THE FLIP
- ghis is trap… this is a trap bonzle omfg
- nvm im just scared
- yeah theyre cooked chat gg
- Oh no. theyre cooked
- OH MGMGOD OH MYMGOD JAY????? IS JAY GOING TO BE OH MGMGOD
- PLEASE VILLAIN JAY SAVE ME SAVE ME VILLAIN JAY VILLAIN JAY IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
- kai gets so frustrated when he cant learn something its so cute
- Ohh my god lore.
- “just fun. no need to worry about saving the world”
- OHHG MY GOD BABY KAI AND NYA
- NOOOOOOO
- HE DID THE. HE HOLG CRAP
- GODDDDD I LVOE KAI AND NYA SO MUCH I CANT DO THIS
- thats so infsresting that he got it first like not to be that guy but - THSE BLOOD MOON WHAT THE FLIP
- COLE!! GEO!!! GET DOWN!! THEY COME FOR GAY PEOPLE FIRST
- EXCUSE ME??
- omg omgomgokg jay jay jay jay jy
- PLEASS VILLAIN JAY SAVE ME VILLAIN JAY VILLAIN JAY ID YOU XAN HEAR ME
- i hate the administration sm
- TRUEEEEEE !! zane is so silly
- THE SILLIES!!
- why is the administration mad like U MADE THE RULES ☠️
- save me agent jay walker agent jay walker if you can hear me
- Ermmm O HMGMGOD
- OH MY GOD AGENT JAY WALKER IF YOU CNA HESR ME
- AGENT JAY Wlker o hmygkod
ep 8
- NO ACTUAL WAY THAT HAPPWNED CHAT AINT NO WAY
- anyways. dragosn pulling the most epic prank . turning to stone
MY APP REFRESHED AND I LOST ALL MY NOTES
was mostly juat acreaming abt jay tbfh
anyways im at the part where they fell
- DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM /ref
- genuinwlt almost had a heart attack there shoot
- bounty has to be destroyed at least once a season
- i need a bonzle figurine im so srs
- rlly confused rn 💯
- poor thint :(
- Okay get in
- wait im scared is she being tricked rn
- is this a trap idk im scared
- WAIT TIA A TRAP ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP
- NO I DONT LIKE THIS I DONT LIKE THIS
- ok wasnt a trap but lord ras ass
- NOOO
- jordana be so fr
- “never seen her before in my life” LMFAO
- this sucks on god how is this going to be semi-wrapped up in 2 eps
- i thought that atorm was a lloyd nightmare ngl
ep 9
- ok baby lord ras liek i gaf???
- Ok nvm i do feel bad him w the apple put me out of my misery
- him sacrificng ppl is kinda crazy tho like hello?
- Like hello???? no way we cld actually feelcbad for him (did feel bas for him)
- wildfyre si scared of heights :(
- lloys getting all these visions is genuinely so sad and nya comforting him put me out of my miswry!!!
- LEAVE BONZLE ALONE
- ALEIGHT WHAY THE FLIP
- LITWRALLT WHATXIA RHIS
- THE ROCKS??
- but wherws the road road road road /ref
- RIYUS FLYING
- OO KILL EM
- “sorry i cabt remember your name!” OHH MYKDJSJDN
- “whats your elemental power?” its autism
- invisible shoes??
- HOW DID IT TAKE HIS VOICE
- COLES A PUPPYYY AAAA
- “im ALWAYS adorable” CUTEEJDKSNFM
- they cannot be fr
- cinders so-Lemme chill
- OU KY GOD HES BORDERLIJE FERAL
- if arin saw lloyd and nya as his mom and dad i wilk start screaming crying theowginh up
EP 10
- NIOOOOO ITS LLOYD AND NYA O HMYGOD
- WAIT HOYL FUCK I KNEWNIT I KNWW IT WHAT DID I SAY CHAT WHAT DID I SAY THEYRE EVIL
- OH MGMGODDDDD THATS ACTUALLY CRAZY IM SKIPPIGN THE INTRO
- bonzle :(
- ok nvm theyre not evil . Shoot. why did i want it so bad
- NOOO BONZLE
- ohh no chat
- cinders insabe
- Ok byt hes so.. Hear me out
- sharterspinning be so cool doe
- NO. NO NO N O N O
- oh ky fod i litedally paused it hc i cldnt NOOO
- OH MYMGOD NO ACTUAL WAY
- GG CHAT GG
- AND WHO IS THAT
- oh my god. is kai dead like
- NOOOO :(
- LLOYDDDD OH MY GOD
- YESSSSS
- BONZLE FIGHT BADK
- BONZLEEEE OH MGMGOD
- OH KYMGOD ARIN UR NOT SRS
- sora..
- wair.
- NO NO N O N O KAI
- ???
- what the flip
- what the actual flip chat
- ok what rhe flip
- jordana genuinely tweaking rn
- ok whos lord ras’ master
- lloyd n cole hug i cant.
- BUT MY BIG BROTHER WAS ALWAYS MY HERO FUCK.
- WILSFYRE NOOO
- this is rhe weost thinf tht couldce evwr happwnwd
- bonzle n kai wahhh 😭
- no axtual waycir ended like that
Thank u all for coming. i will now be crying my eyes out
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