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centaur-dreaming · 11 months

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This just in: Woman is woken from peaceful sleep by realisation that Stede Bonnet aka Rhys Darby is the voice of Coran from VLD and has only just put two and two together upon hearing his voice in a fucking tv commercial

#dude you can’t make this shit up #I’ve literally just woken up and realised where I’ve heard Rhys’ voice before #I’ve never watched ofmd n I’ve been really wanting to #but I’d never heard his voice—only seen his name #until he recently did a commercial for British television n I recognised him as Rhys and recognised his voice but couldn’t think where from #then it hit me a few mins ago n I was like ‘Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wai-’#and lo and behold #Rhys Fucking Darby is the voice of Coran Coran the Gorgeous Man #and Hypno-Potamus for all you rottmnt fans #bruh this is groundbreaking information for me #fuck #anyway #rhys darby #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #taika waititi #vld #Voltron #voltron legendary defender #Coran #vld Coran #coran coran the gorgeous man #rottmnt #hypno potamus

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wavesoutbeingtossed · 3 months

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All I’m going to say I think now that my brain remembered part of what it was thinking is that Taylor and Joe went through a lot together (good and bad) and regardless of how it ended or what led to it they both seem to be determined to keep that private and not throw each other under the bus and in the end they’re just two very, very different people whose outlooks in the long term were just never going to align and never has that been clearer.

#I AM NOT DEFENDING HIM JUST TO BE CLEAR #I’m just saying… he said a lot of nothing in those quotes beyond ‘people on the internet suck’#which is true #and both he and Taylor are keeping things close to the vest about it all #and just seems to me that whatever they went through together they are determined to keep it between them so that’s the end of that #(again in contrast to how she has no qualms about reading m for filth)#he’s just some guy and now he gets to be just some guy forever #and she gets to be extraordinary #like yes the loving committed thing raises eyebrows given how much pain she was in #but like he could have shaded her about how it ended too and he didn’t #AND I AM NOT DEFENDING HIM #we know he was a terrible partner and she felt like shit #I’m just saying neither of them want to delve into the specifics and i think they’re just moving into footnotes in each other’s lives now #like i want to make it clear AGAIN I am not condoning anything on his part here — clearly there were huge issues #I’m just saying just because he may have sucked as a partner doesn’t mean the internet being cruel isn’t also true idk #and yes it’s transparent why he’s choosing to speak out now (or rather why the Sunday times is choosing to reach out to him now)#but like… idk i just can’t muster up any feeling about this man one way or the other lol #and take cues from Taylor (and even him) she’s determined to keep it between them other than the broad strokes #so I’m following her/their lead #(like I have thoughts about why but that’s not important and ultimately is just… it’s the most normal of ltr breakups)#like he just sounds a little pretentious with his ‘real life’ which like… good on him keep living that real life you do you dude #meanwhile his ex is flourishing with every passing week and milestone and is living her unabashed best life #and they’re probably both happier for it now

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iinryer · 5 months

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i know tommy is a tertiary character or whatever but after rewatching all the begins i desperately want to hear him talk more about that time at the 118 from his perspective. i want to know if he was afraid! i want to know if he wasn’t! how much did he know about himself by then, an inkling? nothing at all? all of it?? i want to know about his guilt and bridging the gap to friendship and if having made amends back then feels any different now that he isn’t hiding anymore…

#AND I KNOW WE PROBABLY WONT!! there aren’t enough minutes in an episode and they’re not going to spend development time on #a character who isn’t main cast #but i want to KNOW!!!#they were all friendly by the end of his time at the 118 #he was a lot worse when chimney started #but he does become the first one after eli to get extend an olive branch and bring Chim into the fold #and he makes A comment with hen but even that could be read as a poorly landed joke at east coasters not at hen #especially recontextualizing shots of him when hen takes her stand #like! i want to know! with this new information abt him. what was going thru his head #the quick shots of him looking vaguely shamed and nervous… with new context… MAN #they really struck gold on accident dude i still can’t believe how much shit lined up UNINTENTIONALLY #like. wasn’t the ‘you don’t find it son you make it’ guy named thomas #Buck’s life being defined by multiple gay men named tom #anyways. I haven’t felt normal in weeks #iinryer post

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demonnstein · 3 days

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Vent shut up

#dude just fucking shoot me already #I’m so tired of trying to keep up dude I’m done #the shit hasn’t even started yet an ppl are already trying to cancel an reschedule I’m gonna fkn KILL MYSELF #like what the fuck dude I couldn’t even have 2 seconds of relief like ‘aww sick yay I get too do something’ the. EEEEEHHHHH FUCK YOU #like I feel stupid for trying to plan all this shit if nobody wants it an is just gonna cancel #I’d rather not throw a party at all then set one up an nobody’s there #I definitely can’t do that again #like if that happens again I might actually seek death #like I can barely walk don’t get me exited an make me set up a party just to not show up I will not survive that

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readingwriter92 · 10 days

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I’ve reached enough of apathy in stressing out that I’m going to send a draft to someone (once I’ve finished applying my edits). It’s all bullshitted. Barely a source in sight. Absolute horseshit logic I’m sure. But. Eh. I’m too stressed to care. And yes the email is 100% being sent at 3 am. That should just be a given at this point

#y’all I’m truly just saying words #have you ever just bs-Ed 800 words about st. Augustine’s confessions #where you took a singular paragraph you’re probably misinterpreting because it’s a nightmare book #and then just. wrote words #I can’t wait to get a response that’s like. dude wtf this makes no sense #we can only hope that this. like the last time I just made shit up. it worked out for me #this is why I could never survive as an English major #shut up sarah

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lilgynt · 2 months

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bitch i was so bad at emo prom. i was so stupid bad. also got briefly followed and yelled at its not even funny that was so scary

#personal #what is funny is second i get in my car i just spend 20 minutes taking selfies like fuck he gonna do? get run over?#and the lighting was stupid good #went to this as an excuse to wear a dress i never get to wear #but you know what fun as fuck venue dj was alright #oh my god there was one dude like kick dancing? and he was hitting that shit so hard #and started SPIN KICKING?#small venue btw #and i hit a speaker bc i backed up bc i straight up thought he was gonna hit me #dude next to me was like oh jesus i thought he was gonna kick the shit out of you #got hit on and asked out #i think dudes friends clowned him after i was like 🖐️😃 no #that was raw i was like i am so sorry in my head #i think some dude in the mosh settleded it by me and grabbed my waist #oh and i can’t resist a mosh. full face of make up platforms and a floor length dress? okay.#anyway fun time till the guy following me and i move the after clubbing solo drive of slow traffic and choosing what food to get in silence #love #not move

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djsherriff-responses · 5 months

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Hot take that shouldn’t be a hot take but it’s okay if an art style is “ugly”, it’s okay if a character design is “ugly” and it’s especially okay for a female character design to be “ugly”

A piece of media having a woman be “unattractive” is not the fall of western civilisation, a female character with small boobs and no make up is not running around murdering the hot anime waifus

Female characters with tiny waists and massive impossible honkers can co-exist with “realistic” female character designs, one does not suddenly erase the existence of the other

#rambles #Character design #I know some people are weird about female sexuality and those people should be called out #But oh my god can losers just admit they don’t talk to women irl #Instead of saying characters like ALOY look like a “man” Jesus Christ #“Uh this female character with no make up looks like a dude” we get it jimmy your mother cut contact with you #I know some games the female characters look nothing like the actress they’re based on vs the male character looks identical to the actor #But even if there’s some weird creative going out of their way to “uglify” a female character and make her look nothing like the actress #SOME WOMEN DO LOOK LIKE THAT???#It so shit cause yeah criticise people being dicks about any form of women expressing sexuality/attractiveness #But you can do that without being misogynistic and transphobic #I feel mostly bad for women who do fall under the “ugly” side and having assholes say #“Actually this average looking person looks like a MAN and that’s an UGLY WOMAN and lol I can’t critique media without being a prick”#That’s gotta be such a shitty feeling to have

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quiirrel · 8 months

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This is so funny what the fuck. Dude your wife is here why did you bring your freak side hoe boyfriend.

#no way dude for real you can’t make this shit up #rjvp

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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… adrien has 2 siblings on his dad’s side

#i haven’t checked up on eric in a while but he’s married again with two kids and a cat. one of the kids is an infant #guess those are the kids he wanted huh…#i feel bad for baby adrien. eric was always on 10 whenever he was around #it was one of those relationships that was like “i’m only in your life for your mother ”#evil bastard #he hit adrien up (which is the only time he’s ever done so btw) and told him to come over and meet his kids #DUDE #like you can’t make this shit up this game just plays itself #anyway danny supremacy 🫶🏽#*fizzyspeaks #but adrien’s the type to reach out to his siblings. tho i think it would something he’d wait to do when they’re older

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aroaessidhe · 1 year

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2023 reads // twitter thread

This Doesn’t Mean Anything

NA contemporary romance about a sex-repulsed girl starting uni and meeting an upperclassman who hangs out in the same study room and coffeeshop as she does

struggling with her asexuality, new friendships, and harassment

#This Doesn’t Mean Anything #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #well.#I was overall enjoying the first half of this! then it went to shit lol #for one. WAY TOO LONG. but also feels like scenes would be very short then skip to the next day #I liked how the first half of the book was just developing the relationship as a friendship.#there’s a conflict at 50% and they literally are terrible to each other for almost the entire rest of the book #also the conflict of why they can’t get together feels manufacured.#he feels like he (21) is too old for her (18) and while i’m like…yeah I understand that im iffy about it too;#as the reader we know they’re going to get together anyway. so it just feels stupid. and made that way just to cause a conflict. which lasts #too long.#2)#then men are SO overprotective to the point it’s kinda. not creepy exactly but like why the fuck can none of these women go anywhere without #a dude accompanying them? the MMC even. when she tells him to leave her alone (because he rejected her) he’s still being all protective and #and calling her sweetheart like I started to actively dislike him. it’s like. borderline manipulative ‘nice guy’#THEN it threw in a SA at 80% or whatever which. a) can we not SA our ace characters and b) is just not handled well. it feels like an excuse #to make them hurt/comfort and then get together aka end their conflict. which. oof.#3)#‘i was looking up why i dont want sex and i saw the word asexuality but couldn’t find much else maybe the GSA could help’#you can’t use info-not-on-the-internet as a plot excuse when. there is endless info about that on the internet? I don’t think this is set in #2005? also she doesnt even go ask the gsa #while her sex repulsion is a significant part of the book actual references to asexuality are extremely brief and half of it is shoved into #the last chapters. and it’s almost entirely her being self hating and the LI affirming her #anyway I can see the INTENTION is good here; the quality of writing just makes it all bad #like maybe these things are the author's experience and that's fine. the way it's written is uncomfortable.#i can tell all the 5* reviews are people who have never read an ace book before. i promise there is better #i think there’s gonna be a companion sequel about her roommate being aroace which. I don’t have super high hopes for writing-wise but I gues #guess I'm interested

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bandsanitizer · 10 months

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#alison speaks?#to be deleted probably #not to like be weird about things people are already pretty weird about #but like beyond the absolute turn of ‘aCTUALLY this dude we liked for the past six years was a VILLIAN in her story’#it’s the fact that some people have an audacity to look at the relationship they were in for six years #and go ‘yknow what? it was all just so she could get here. it was all about the healing’ and granted yeah #good people can help you be better. a safe person and a safe place can allow yourself the time and safety it takes to grow and heal #but honest to goodness they did NOT commit to their six year long relationships and endure all their hardships #he did NOT support her during some of the worst moments in her career #just for y’all to reduce him to some stepping stone in her story #to view him as if the whole universe revolves around her like #like imo he deserved way fucking better #and honestly unless the relationship ended in a way that i really really really could not believe it did #it’s pretty fucking shitty that he had to put up with all the shit he got from the internet after the split went public #it’s pretty fucking shitty that y’all act like she can’t really do wrong in a relationship #that y’all STILL are unable to see it as anything other than sure humans make mistakes but men are absolutely terrible #like the need to analyze the fuck out of a song yall call deep and sad and so telling #that really just sounds like ‘why couldn’t you read my mind?’ makes me want to YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #anyways that’s enough and maybe the last thing i’ll say #bc honestly if the current relationship ends up not lasting (not that i wish that on them #don’t get me wrong) but like if it doesn’t? just wait for everyone to come up with all the reasons why #this guy who brought her back and made her so happy and blah blah blah was ACTUALLY? a shitty guy the whole time #okay yeah that’s all that’s it #i think the reason this makes me so angry is bc y’all would not tolerate this if the situations/reactions were reversed #and honestly the amount of disrespect for a relationship that did not go burning down in flames between two people together for six years #that shared a life and a home … to get this disrespect i just….#i wish healing and happiness and growth for both of them #but damn

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majoringinsarcasm · 1 year

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Y’all what the Fuck did I just watch. I saw like three spoiler pictures and decided not to watch right away bc I needed to be mentally prepared for that kinda stuff and that was just NASTY!! Like the episode was good I don’t mean nasty as in bad I mean I’m emotionally ripped up but also when CC Did That, all of it but especially with Neo I was just like. Nah no nope that was Not It that was. That was freaky. Not in a the writers did it bad way I mean that was done so well bc I’m feeling the emotions they wanted which is upset and disgust that was GROSS

#rwby 9 spoilers #neo rwby #neopolitan #ruby rose #uhhh shout out to Little truly a friend to the end I hope they aren’t dead dead like I hope we get a proper goodbye #ALSO SHOUT OUT TO WEISS DURING THAT SCENE OF THEM LOOKING FOR RUBY SHE UNFERSTOOF THE ASSIGNMENT #SHE GETS IT SHE SEES IT NOW #not that Yang didn’t but she’s big sister who will sacrifice to make it all ok #Ruby not talking to her when she’s upset is probably not what she’s used to #It’s similar to her in V5 when Weiss talked about why she thought Blake left #Yang wants to Always help and protect and be there but she can’t do that if people don’t open up #and Ruby is the person she’s known the best so this whole thing is no doubt a shock and a blow to her system #but fuck man that was gross that’s like #like it was COOL in a sense but like #Pyrrha baby I did not want to see you like this #OZPIN HITTING RUBY I HATED IT I HATED THAT SO FUCKING MUCH ACTUALLY HE EOULD NEVER DO THAT #Penny oh my heart #but also the fuck is Leo and uhhhhh Clover doing there Ruby did not care about either of them lmao #Like idk that was funny bc dude why are you here but the rest was fucking ugly shit man #BUT JAUNE WAS RIGHT #AT LEAST ABOUT THE CAT WE NEED DETAILS ON ALYX I KNOW HES WRONG ABOUT HER #BUT CC WAS LYING I THINK LIKE #I was waiting for that to be fake I was waiting for the morally grey to come back #bitch said mew I’m taking your body like ok????#damn

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herbalsingularitea · 2 years

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Venty stuff in tags ignore me I’m just screaming into the void about chronic pain/illness

#I road home with my mom from work yesterday and she just straight up asked how I was going to cope working full time #when part time takes such a huge toll on me physically #cause after working just 8-5 I’ll be bed ridden in pain for a good 12 hrs afterwards #she was like “listen I know you want to get a full time job but can you actually handle it?#BIG sigh #I feel so trapped cause idk man maybe I can’t handle that but do I really have a choice?????#I wish I could go to a doctor and get help and documentation so I can apply for disability at least #but hey guess what? I need healthcare to go to the doctor #and hey guess what else? I need a full time job to get healthcare #I’m in pain every day and so so so tired and I just want to work like everyone else and make money to fund my stupid little dreams #@ life hey throw me a bone dude I’m trying to fucking hard giving 110% every day and ain’t shit paid off for over 2 years #moss vents

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godblooded · 1 year

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i would die for lae’zel. that is all.

#ooc. o kaptain.#[I have been awake since five and running errands since like ten and I’m just sitting down to chill now. so it’s self care time. think I’ll #fuck with the gith file I made to romance laezel. might continue the Selina run where I’m somehow in hell (it’s so ic I can’t wait to tell #y’all about it I’ve accidentally recreates the back breaker). she’s committed accidental atrocities and she’s nowhere near act II. and they #ONLY worse. on a note: I love the fact that bg3 has encouraged y’all to be so much more oc friendly. and made it fashionable to have cool #oc’s!!! I saw some stupid shit about oc/canon negativity and like… get fucked dude let people enjoy boinking their Barbies together. kitty #is 100% an oc and if you think I’ve ever given a shit. she is canon!! the thing is it’s MY canon!!!!! and bg3 has given so many of you guys #the freedom and encouragement to explore oc’s as your main blogs and like. I’ve been writing kitty for so fucking long it makes me cry to #see this so encouraged now. it’s been a haaaaaaard fuckening time but I’m resilient. and honestly? being delightfully awarded by it. I’m #excited to give kitty a companion verse to write with y’all. excited to explore a lot of possibilities. just gotta get up the nerve.]

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came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted · 2 years

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my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it

#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted #in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we #can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend #vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO #attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the #ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the #jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have #immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’#so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was #like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’#secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to #leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc #she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him #out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned #to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton #and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he #knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb #vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to #join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and #we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose #race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to #restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind #isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better #person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen #after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he #) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me #‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’#alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide #anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely

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ceruleanmage · 2 years

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okay. it’s Time. to go play phone-hockey

#let me explain #so #I was going to call my community college to schedule an appointment with an academic advisor to help me choose classes #and right before I was about to call (after spending a stupid amount of time hyping myself up)#my brother says “make sure you have your student id number”#and I go #…what id number?#and he says. the one you got in the mail when you got accepted?#and I’m like I have No Clue what you’re talking about dude #so I spent HOURS frantically searching through ALL my college mail — easily a hundred envelops #easily more #and I found nothing #and I go. shit. the most important one is the one I don’t see #and so I did a thing in my cc’s website where I put in my name and email. and if my account can be identified I’d get an email back #that was two days ago and I’ve gotten nothing #which means I now have to call the help center #the problem is I have NO idea which call option I’m supposed to choose #so that’s why I’m about to play phone hockey. I’m going to call and just fucking see where they end up sending me #such a stupid question too like “hi yeah what do I do if I can’t find my student id”#ugh #and the thing is. I applied for the fall but didn’t go obviously #and now I’m like… was I supposed to reapply for winter?? or #because if that’s the case imma look like the biggest idiot #so this is gonna be fun #I’m panicking #mage monologues

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