#dweeb-models

[dweeb-oid]

art antics 9/20/23

character model - nitri (~2 weeks' time)

character by kybymyby on twitter

add't help by toasterbbombs & kimoiguess

will admit that there were some things i could do better, but it honestly feels great to model something substantial again after all this time

previous renders below:

i really like using the panoramic settings for blender's camera, and i used ntscQT to apply the fake camera effect.

(fun fact: that second picture is bein taken from where her cheek is supposed to be!)

[drawnandredrawn]

"Your son calls me daddy too" vs I̶̟͝ ̶̥̉̓L̵̘͒Ï̴̪̌V̶̳̈̎E̷̦̻̐̚ ̴̣̝͗Ï̵̛̩N̵̻̫͋͌ ̵̹̑̔Y̵̨̟̓Ó̵͍̟U̵̜̙̔̿R̸̠̐ ̸̖͘S̷͓̝̄Ő̷̖N̶͎͘'̶̺̫͛̄S̴̮̈́ ̸̫̖̋̒W̵̡̛̖͊Ä̵̢́L̶̡̛̾L̸̟̉͠S̷̖̒͝

Been meaning to do this art meme for a while now with this character specifically for this exact reason

[thefemalekenny]

MoMo Con

(2021)

Character cosplay file:

Crona — Soul Eater

[venomgaia]

ngl i genuinely wholeheartedly think i paint best in paint tool sai 1.0 theres just smthn so distinct about the rendering thats unique in sai pieces vs stuff i do in csp or procreate. i can get CLOSE but its not the same

[sydney-sargent-superfan]

i don’t think people who don’t read comics/mostly read wfa understand how much of a dweeb tim drake actually is because he was supposed to be a Good Role Model For Tween Boys in the 90s. one time he found out his roommate at boarding school was an alcoholic so he poured all his alcohol down the drain instead of just ignoring it like a normal person. his girlfriend wanted to have sex with him and instead of just saying “i’m not ready” he launched into a monologue about how “making love is like opening a door” and he “isn’t ready to open that door yet” because they “might have adult feelings for each other, but [they’re] still just kids.” 90s tim was the type of kid to remind the teacher to assign homework. he somehow got mad bitches even though everyone highkey thought he was weird. in one panel of one issue he randomly said he had to be “vewwy quiet” and never spoke like that again. he canonically plays dungeons and dragons (or the fictional dc equivalent). the money his dad left him after he died wasn’t even a lot because his dad went bankrupt shortly before his death. like it was a substantial amount but not enough to make him rich. i cannot stress enough that tim was SUCH a Regular Guy TM and constantly worried about not standing out. he purposefully did bad at sports and pretended to be winded in gym class so people wouldn’t suspect anything. like he wouldn’t even try and be average, he would purposefully almost fail. he is not a cool rich skater kid guys he’s such a dork

[stevecore]

random shit keeping me up at night:

steve has no plans other than working at family video for the rest of his life until he randomly goes with eddie, jeff and garet to la to check out some shady record deal they've been offered, because being a formerly wanted criminal and survivors of the infamous hawkins town disaster doesn't hurt your cred as a metal band. all ozzy did was bite the head off one little bat.

they've sent out a handful of tapes and some actually get picked up, even though everyone wants money just to take a meeting. steve is planning to plant his pretty ass down on venice beach for a week and do fuck all when he's approached by an excited looking punk girl asking if he's ever acted, modelled, anything? he has a look. he has the look for a project she's working on, she's co-director, would he be interested?

which is how steve harrington end up playing one of the lead roles as an undead jock in the worst b-rate horror flick you've ever seen. the kind that gets passed around at parties as joke. robin makes fun of it for the rest of his life, but he's the best thing in it and it puts him on the map. he's got natural charm and comedic timing, and the fact that he's basically playing himself and everyone adores working with him keeps landing him bigger roles.

meanwhile eddie cannot believe his awesome scream king boyfriend and the fact that he's casually hanging out with some of eddie's heroes. he's filming with john landis. cronenberg wants him for project. barbara crampton gushes about working with him. steve didn't even know who half these people were, is an unrepentant romcom fanboy. when asked by fangoria who he'd like to work with in the future he says john hughes, and everyone thinks its a really funny joke. only eddie knows how much of a dweeb steve really is.

corroded's kind of dead in the water at this point, but they've got a solid first album and steve is pretty close with the director he's working with at the moment, and the film is in development mainly off of steve's typecasting anyway. so steve is like "sammy, what about a psychadelic metal concept album running through the entire film?" and eddie's like "did you just call sam fucking raimi 'sammy'?" and sam is like "sure, set something up" *shrugs and goes back to writing about a demonic witch cult that steve's unassuming quarterback has to fight off with a cursed bible and a nail bat in a small town in iowa (some of which is steve's idea, thank you very much, its a collab for the ages)*

corroded coffin's soundtrack ends up a success, and much later a lauded cult classic. they get signed by someone who doesn't work out of a basement. steve is a hit, and its the first time he sees this many people dressed as a character he played for halloween, which is a trip. dustin sends him a pic from a party at his college wearing his now iconic letterman jacket and the bat and steve has genuinely never been as proud of anything he's worked on.

he lands a tiny part with about two lines as 'guy who gets face eaten' in a john carpenter film and john falls in love and makes him kurt russel's younger brother in a lovecraftian story about a a mysterious extraterrestrial force unleashed during a solar eclipse. eddie munson shakes kurt russels hand for about ten of the wildest seconds of his life at the premiere party. he'll score a song for john years later, and john will remember how much of a hyper fanboy he'd been that night and enough time will have passed thats it funny.

steve takes him to dinner with bruce campbell, who likes to call him kid apparently while steve tells him to fuck off, hes 8 years older and a dick, and apparently this is some injoke between them. eddie is dating a dude that has injokes with bruce campbell. eddie barely eats the entire time, just keeps about half a billion questions about every minute detail of evil dead to a minimum and lets the guy breathe. he's pretty sure bruce knows they're together, even though they dont go around announcing it, and he seems cool. he signs an autograph that eddie only feels a little mortified about asking for while steve rolls his eyes.

and steve is like i dont understand why me being a kickass point guard for three years didnt do shit for you but getting sprayed by a fuckton of fake blood in this terrible stephen king adaptation impresses you but ill take it.

eventually eddie composes a couple of songs solo for a scifi that does reasonably well and just leans fulltime into scoring. as a personal favor, john and him chainsmoke their way through a few collaborations on eddie's first and final solo record in the late 90's. it's indisputably his best work, and he tells steve he can die happy now.

they're just an adorable little horror power couple and i live for it

[eggcompany]

Viktor laying in bed after he finally folded and let Jayce sweep him off to bed.

The sex had been earth shatteringly good. Viktor was sure he’d never made most of those noises and his body had definitely never felt like that before. Jayce was laying with his head against Viktor’s shoulder, snoring lightly and warm.

Viktor realized something at that moment, tucked in Jayce’s bed. Surrounded by knickknacks and models of planes and boats, in his room with his desk night light the shape of a car and glowing red, in Jayce’s room where he was dressed in a pair of Jayce’s boxers that were covered in magicians rabbit in a hat print.

He just slept with the most lusted after man in all of Piltover.

And he was a fucking dweeb.

[vamprisms]

something very hot to me when someone is a little bit of a dweeb. like you have captivated me with your extensive model train collection. can i put my fingers in your mouth

[darkshrimpemotions]

Early seasons Sam is so fucking funny and chaotic and fun. High intelligence low wisdom high competence low luck wildly unreliable charisma dweeb of my heart. He's so awkward and offputting. He's the hottest boy on Hell's radar. He's got terrifying powers and so so much rage. He's three inches tall and his sad puppy eyes are lethal. He does so much research and also does not plan anything ever. His philosophy of creative problem solving is "but did we die?" He drinks a demon-possessed NICU nurse like a sippy cup while she screams her head off. He argues for saving the vampire coven 'cause they're nice. He was modeled after Luke Skywalker and somehow ended up more Anakin crossed with like...Kyp Duron. He wants to be the nice normal one so bad but the freaks are lining up for his attention. He is the boyking of throwing a tantrum when his feelings are hurt. If he ever had to admit he was wrong about something or take accountability for his mistakes he'd drop dead instantly.

I miss him.

[thefemalekenny]

I’m 29 though. But I love Space Hey due to the original MySpace Culture! Can’t wait until these platforms go back to allowing us to use coding for custom profile pages w/music in the back ☺️

[cupidsncheerios]

i know it 1000% is just a fanon thing, but if cockroach vox is actually what he looked like when he landed in hell then yeah i'm on vox's side

sorry alastor, you advocate for the classics and find progress for the sake of progress distasteful because YOU were never 3 (three) feet tall. "if it ain't broke don't fix it" doesn't apply if it IS BROKE

like yeah, personally ripping out your own limbs and organs to replace with newer artificial models on a regular basis is pure unadulterated body horror, but i'd rather not exist in a realm of 10 foot tall moth pimps as some dweeb the same size as a handbag

[femmehaljordan]

It is funny when Tim stans who obviously haven't been in the fandom very long complain that Tim hate gives Homophobia, like, I was in the fandom when Tim became canon Bi and there were Tim haters complaining that they had to defend Tim from homphobes now even though they hated him. There were Bi/LGBT+ Tim haters complaining they got the worst Robin when he came out. I swear pre-canon bi Tim already had plenty of haters and we hated him for the same reasons we keep giving now. I have disliked Tim since like 2017? And I did not join a fandom where everyone liked Tim.

It's also funny because Jason has had classism being thrown against his character since the 80's and Dick racism since about 2001. And they are fine criticizing them (and Steph and Damian who have always dealt with misogyny and racism).

A Tim stan can wake up and say people don't really like Jason and Dick Robin and Tim is objectively the best and they obviously take from Tim despite coming before him then claim that Tim hate is homophobic. I think there is another large reason fans of other characters don't like Tim, because Tim is inspired by other characters and that would usually make people like him (since he has elements of their faves) but, because people act like he is better and the other characters and stealing shit they had first, they don't.

(I've read enough Dick Robin to say a lot of Tim things were originally Dick things including the Good Role Model Dweeb Tim post going around, Dick had that too . . . even in the 40's, Dick had independence (Robin solo adventures in Star Spangled Comics) and his own hero team first (Teen Titans, which Tim joined later), it was literally just Jason missing out (Steph also missed out later))

!!!!!!!!

I really don’t have much to add to this other than he was also heavily inspired by Carrie. Hell I’d even say fanon Tim is just Carrie tbh.

[hunterrrs]

geno: literally a model. sid: a dork. a dweeb.

[radatav]

I think one of the reasons i am picky about dwarves having beards regardless of sex is because that was one of the fun, quirky things about them. It was charming. They all have beards, and they all love their beards and maintain them. That is their beauty standard, it is one of the things that makes them distinct.

Sanding that edge off might not have a direct connection to the gross bikini babe phase of nerd hobbies, but it is spiritually in line with that.

'Ew, a woman who does not look like a swimsuit model. We can't have that!'

Let the Dwarves be hairy! I don't want to live in a world where the dweebs who made world of warcraft get to set the aesthetic standards.

[myrskytuuli]

One of my favourite things about Helluva Boss (and this is me being 100% genuine) is how much it reminds me of a fanfic written of a much worse, early 2000s, low-key homophobic, show á la supernatural and the ilk. Like, it does really hit that very spesific nostalgia of reading slash fics instead of doing homework in 2007.

Somewhere out there is an alternate universe where Helluva Boss is a show released in 2005 by a guy who wanted to amass an audience of edgy college-bros, but is shocked and disgusted to find out that 90% of the fandom consists of embarassing teenage girls who write slash fics on FF.net about it.

In that show, Blitzø is supposed to be a tough-rough heterosexual in the model of Dean Winchester, while the entire fandom is busy writing deep-dives about why he is actually in the closet pansexual.

Moxxie fulfills the role that Sam Winchester did in Supernatural, which is the very quintessential 00s metrosexual. Blitzø keeps teasing him about how his wife clearly wears the pants in the relationship, and Moxxie constantly has to be annoyed about it: "Just because I like musicals doesn't mean I'm gay!" His heroic moment is when he gets to be a badass and rescue Millie, who swoons in his arms, and the audience is assured that just because Moxxie is a bit of dweeb, doesn't mean that he can't take care of his woman and be REAL MAN.

Blitzø is constantly flirting with Millie, while there is also a running joke about people confusing him and Moxxie for a gay couple, and instead of being normal about it, they do the spn/Sherlock routine and drag the denial on for about three minutes too long, which just makes it sound like Blitzø really wants to fuck Moxxie. It's basically an fandom-wide accepted headcanon that Blitzø wants to have a threesome with both M&Ms. The creators are disturbed, apalled, and confused as to how anyone could arrive in such a conclusion.

Stolas is the queer-coded antagonist, whose status as the big villain changes according to who happened to be writing the episode. Sometimes he's a genuine threath, seeking to get his stolen book back from Blitzø. Sometimes, for very contrived plot reasons, he needs Blitzø's help with something or another, and leverages the book to get him to do his dirty work. And sometimes he's written as basically a comic relief character, this effeminate dandy who tries so hard to be a big, bad, demon, but then immediately gets slapped around by his much more domineering wife. The fact that he can't satisfy/control his wife is always written as a joke where Stolas is the punchline. The question of: Why doesn't he just take his book back? Which the plot has danced around in more and more confusing ways, has by the fandom been solved with the simple: 'they're secretly fucking off-screen' theory.

And god help the 13-years-old who makes the mistake of mentioning Stolitz to the creators on a con-panel, because she's about to get the public humiliation of a lifetime by the writers and actors, who are not afraid to mock the "delusional tumblrinas" in front of everyone, and with open malice.

Asmodeus is always seen surrounded by busty, half-naked, women, but he did once say that he's "quite flexible" when it comes to sex, which the fandom celebrated as finally getting a confirmed, canon, queer representation on the show. Fizzarolli is his bussiness partner/employee/it's never really made entirely clear, who desperately wishes that some of Asmodeus' charm would rubb on to him out of sheer proximity, but the whole joke is that he's a desperate, unfuckable, disabled, clown, so no matter how hard he tries, women will just never want him. The fact that Asmodeus seems to genuinely enjoy his company, has made the entire fandom convinced that the aloof, horny, sex-symbol is secretly, madly, deeply in love with the clown. He just has to hide it, because of his status, the entire, delusional, fandom desperately headcanons.

Loona's relationship with Blitzø is very uncomfrotable, because while it is implied that he gave her shelter when she was younger, he also sometimes ambigiously flirts with her. The fandom refuses to engage with those scenes and instead writes Blitzø as an overprotective dad.

Half-way through the show, Millie gets fridged.

[modelxis]

Ashe: *turn into model H* "i'm a dweeb", there, that's what you sound like

Aelous: you-

Thetis: make him say-

Aelous: GET OUT!

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Albert: model albert!

Ashe: nuh-uh, it's model Ashe!

Model A: actually, it's stand for model Awesome!

Ashe: heck yeah, buddy!

Albert: die, both of you

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Grey: hmm...

Aile: whatcha thinking, buddy?

Grey: if i turn into Bifrost, would i be able to digest these metals?

Model A: huh, i'm actually curious too

Model X: i doubt Bifrost has a functional stomach

Model A: you don't know that!

Model X: and shouldn't you know that?

Model A: how could i know if have not test it?!

Model X: ugh...Aile, please reason with them, or else, Grey would end up having a stomache

Model A: Aile! This could be important for combat!

Model X: Aile! Be a responsible adult!

Model a: no Aile, be a fun adult!

Grey: well if Aile say it's all right-

Aile: (why me!?)