#edit: ok to rb

[clancyycat]

slightly out of focus, slightly slutty post wedding car selfies 💋

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[troutreznor]

text transcribed under readmore

SMALL DOG SYNDROME 

small dog you’re so funny when you snap small dog you’re so funny when you shake small dog you’re so bad when you bark small dog you never learned the rules

small dog lays flat on the floor  and sighs and whines  while it waits for you to come back from wherever you go  all day small dog doesn’t know if you’re coming home small dog hides under the bed to puke does it quiet eats its shame before you ever smell it  small dog’s bark is worse than its bite  small dog you are so funny when you bite  small dog it’s so funny when you’re mad  so by all means pick it up throw it around  lock it in a cage while you laugh small dog you are so funny when you cry

small dog can’t remember being a wolf  can’t remember being big  howling in harpstring harmony  like a plucked and quivering note in a catacomb  sleeping in a warm pile of bodies in a dry place that smells like family  the taste of fresh hot blood and wet bone iron fire honey salt 

small dog run free beneath the moon in your dreams

small dog is so happy you’re home!! small dog loves you!!!

JMGD

[alphacrone]

Leverage | Sophie Devereaux & Eliot Spencer

[superm4ks]

Libras are charming, social and intellectual. On September 30th, 1997, 27 years ago, a Bull was born who liked soccer, gokarts, maps, history, languages, Pokémon cards, FIFA and winning. And while he has remained disruptive, undiplomatic and confrontational in his racing, it is all that, coupled with extraordinary consistency, unbearable nerve, a century’s worth of talent, and a disarming gentleness, that has turned him into one of the most captivating characters on the grid. Also a top 5 driver of all time. Happy birthday to an impossible boy who made his dream inevitable. And never asks for permission. You are all that was promised and more. Thank you.

[tyrianluda]

[cervinae-canine]

It's really funny to know spy looked at the portrait of scout's mom with so much love and sentimentality, that the fans straight up thought she died.

[cptnbeefheart]

this old world may never change and sometimes i wonder: do you ever think of me?

[terezicaptor]

sometimes people will just say blatant terf rhetoric and then go on acting like it was a normal thing to say. Like no mf. Let's back up

[justfranzz]

The Savior's Sword

[reshiram]

ah yeah, if anyone needs image assets from xenoblade chronicles x definitive edition, i ripped a bunch of them. you can find them here. lots of nonsense but lots of goodies too. i tried organising things but there's A Lot...

feel free to use them for whatever you want, just don't claim the rips as your own. ^w^

[troutreznor]

have a heart this winter n save a halfie from a life on the streets wont u?

[nuka-rockit]

[letmebegaytodd]

[tyrianluda]

its literally canon wdym

[cervinae-canine]

behold. the merc kissy masterpost.

+ a bonus miss pauling !!