#emily drunk

[azuneekun]

Shane got in a bar fight

[sapphiccj]

is anyone else seeing this?

hello?!?

[skyblueartt]

SELF INDULGENT DOODLES LOLL- in my head, I like to think that Mike and Henry have this bond with each other. that's his purple rotting nephew! (featuring Henry with some badddd coping mechanisms)

[ferrarer17]

Earp sister chaos - the way we love them best.

[cadavorcist]

cant stop the Aft-train

[hoodedpanda333]

So I've been playing Stardew Valley...

[homosexual-radio-host]

Headcanons on how the criminal minds cast is when drunk

Spencer:

Yapping but even more, he will join in Karaoke and horrible sing dancing queen at the top of his lungs

Morgan

Rizz master (his rizz is actually worse when drunk but in an endearing way, it’s bad in a cute way) awfully dancing with girls

Hotch

He always tells people he looks and acts sober when drunk. In reality he’ll stare into space for a solid hour and take at least 5 minutes to reply to people, he thinks he’s responding and reacting in a completely appropriate time manner

Garcia

Dancing, singing dancing queen with Spencer but she has no shame the next morning, keeps drinking cause she doesn’t realize she’s drunk yet until she stands to dance and can’t do it without falling

Prentiss

Is what Hotch thinks he’s like when drunk

Rossi

I know we see him as wine aunt but he rarely gets drunk- he drinks semi regularily but his tolerance is built, if he got properly drunk he acts like a dad, but in a funny way, talking about cars and “back in his day” and stuff

JJ

Usually the designated driver but when she’s not she lets loose, flirting with Prentiss but denies it the next day. Touchy to everyone else as well but in a platonic sense. Surprisingly is the first one to get cut off and or kicked out of the bar

[mackmacd]

The ways I'm which I've seen people talking about Sedona Prince and Emily Engstler recently are...wild. And the Paige as teen hearthrob hot takes from ASW have been questionble as well. We need to have a serious discussion about several things:

-The difference between being attracted to men and being attracted to masculinity.

-Why treating masc women as inherently dangerous and automatically guilty is unacceptable.

-Why racism, ironically enough, is why y'all are treating these two white girls so weirdly and one of them so nicely.

-Why a lot of the verbage y'all are using to convey your distaste is the same as the people who think queers should be "cured".

-The reason y'all have such issues with queer women being seen as sex symbols that are actually depicted as and fantasized about being sexual.

-Why there's a whole entire private Discord devoted to KB because the fans didn't want to deal with the racism of writing/editing for her on main.

-Why Paige, Emily and KB turning into sex symbols is actually a good thing that's contributing to the alphabet mafia in a good way. (Even if the fandom is doing the absolute SuperWhoLock most🤣)

-The difference between hey mamas and Paige/KB/Emily/Tasha.

-Why y'all are too comfortable exiling masc women from queer spaces when they fuck up. (Remember lesbian plant dad?)

-Why y'all seem think that pillow princesses are lesser than and not desirable to anyone.

-Why getting salty about strangers not holding your fanworks (about then!) in super high esteem is weird. (The edits are funny if you're not in the middle of the fandom)

-Why the personal choices of famous people are not your business unless it's your business. They're 20 somethings. They don't owe y'all adherence to the standards of your fantasy version of them.

-The difference between "speculation" and "private but not secret".

-Why this is all super normal because every generation does this with pop culture figures and the key is to be thoughtful and introspective about the hows and whys of fandom.

So I'm clearly going to be making a lot of TikToks.(I wish y'all behaved better. Because y'all got me out here having to defend messy famous white girls🤣🙃🤣🙃)

[bau-babygirl]

Ok but why does Emily go to Garcia's to sleep it off? My personal hc is that she was sad drunk and wanted Sergio 😭

[quadruple-aaaaa]

I can't stop thinking about the BAU passed out around Garcia's apartment after a movie night. They're just kind of everywhere, on the living room floor, couch, theres someone in Garcias bed thats not her, and she thinks she saw Emily in the bathtub?

[mediademon]

PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

[its-a-geeks-world]

i'm not the only one who sees it, right?

Video courtesy of Quixotic Transmedia

[zonaenthusiast]

I NEED THIS IN FULL HD AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[yrsonpurpose]

EMILY IN PARIS (2020-) Season 3, Episode 8: Fashion Victim

[cmincorrrctquotes]

*Reid and Prentiss drunk*

Reid: I need him.

Prentiss: You need Jesus.

Reid: Jesus isn't built like that.

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Emily: *gasp*

JJ: what??

Emily: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish?

JJ: *tries not to bust out laughing*

JJ: are you drunk?

Emily *absolutely hammered*: nooo, soy emily

JJ: *falls off couch laughing*