#empty entertainment

[heybiji]

"It must hurt her feelings."

[hawkeyeslaughter]

fake mash plot — “ a pitch for the angels “

margaret and henry form an unlikely and frankly bizarre duo when they are stuck with the task of dealing with an unpleasant patient who unabashedly points out everyone’s flaws ; hawkeye and trapper get the idea to form a baseball team when radar receives a signed baseball and bat from back home for winning a contest , but they soon begin to squabble over the details .

[caluupin]

Idle animation swap! This time Kaveh gets both of the keys :)

[taz-writes]

here's a hot take for today

the narrative function of sex is the same as the narrative function of fight scenes is the same as the narrative function of songs in a musical

no i will not explain

[coffeebooh]

not even a peggynat truther like that but like… THIS WAS GAY, RIGHT?

[sciderman]

I am glad I am not the only one who didn't like the movie. After talking to people about it, it genuinely felt like we didn't watch the same movie with how enthusiastic they were about it. I feel like Marvel/Disney has be slowly lowering people's standards for movies (or maybe just the writing) for the past decade or so.

i don't want to spiral into despair over the present state of entertainment because i think i'll just feel like a kill joy

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #9490

 Boiling some noodles and having a nice night watching shows.  – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

[toomanywatchers]

[skinnypaleangryperson]

It's incredible how openly terrible celebrities are these days. If I wasn't so completely insane in my own personal way with no way to change my mind about it because I'm just barely hanging on by a thread with a few forms of cope I have, it wouldn't be so ridiculously chaotically funny. But it still devastating.

[shesmore-shoebill]

spitballing pining amangela + disaster amanda thoughts for my own perusal later:

When it comes to pining amangela unfortunately my brain is so enamoured with the concept of the rpf au Amanda who is SO down bad and is Not Making Good Decisions About It. I think the more composed/well adjusted/well reasoned Amanda is about things normally/is about other things happening the better it is for her to be a goddamn wreck about this. Like she can be deeply, wildly, hilariously in denial for a while, realize, and then handle the realization terribly. And it can be a trainwreck the whole time!

She can be HORRIFICALLY undercommunicating! She can be straight up lying! She can be lying poorly! Avoiding Angela! Avoiding people who would ask her about it! Fumbling other shit because she's trying to regain equilibrium. Doubling down in the worst ways possible: going on bad dates, avoiding conversations more after being called out, lying and then double lying, etc.

(I'm just a sucker for the trope of "character who normally has their shit together becomes a complete and total disaster about their feelings regarding a specific person".)

And like disaster Angela is fun- DUAL disaster Amangela is fun- but for me there's an extra layer of satisfaction of an Angela who also has a Lot of feelings about Amanda but is actually more at peace with/better at handling her emotions about it in comparison. Love a development to a relationship that unveils/highlights extra depths to both individuals, and I think the sort of fandom assigned roles of "responsible one/chaos gremlin" are VERY fun to flip in this scenario.

Like specifically the dynamic being "Amanda, normally competent and put together, absolutely putting her foot in her mouth during a regular convo with Angela/avoiding Angela blatantly and badly bc she JUST realized her feelings and is Not Fine About It, vs Angela who spilled her coffee in her car on the way over and is late for work, but has generally accepted she loves Amanda being very ????? about whatever weird gymnastics Amanda is doing."

(This also opens up for either angst OR comedy). (Or both!! ideally both. if i write it, it will probably be both, because i wont be able to resist.)

(Or, if the feelings are unrequited... even more opportunities open up.. ALL angst for sure, then. But more opps.....)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Weird AU idea: Crossover AU between Minecraft and Welcome Home. Those bitches gotta kill some dragon to get back home IDK. I can see many shenanigans with this concept

Mainly made this up because I had a dream the Warden from Minecraft and Julie Joyful met (Julie was not enthralled for obvious reasons) (tbh it was more a nightmare DX)

bold of you to assume their Goofy Asses could get anything done, let alone kill the ender dragon

[giratina-and-the-skys-bouquet]

when maimaimaigoen (hopefully) a english release-

(some random sanrio youtuber): OMG guys this book/game is so cute! I'm going to liveblog it! Tee hee ! 💖💝 💖 (insert a hundred variations of the #cutecore tag)

ppl who actually played the game/read the manga:

[miles-before-i-sleep]

it would probably be a great big giant pain in the ass but i would love a fanfic where Kayne was forced into John's position, maybe with someone else, even, not Arthur. and that poor soul, too, bc you KNOW Kayne would hate it and fight it and be a huge prick about it the entire way. but there's something about the all powerful laid low and made to feel helpless (even if in reality they're not) that really interests me. "here, see how this shoe fits - terrible, isn't it?"

[lyss-butterscotch]

Someone needs to take my internet access away before i find a way to make rain world an analogue horror series

[boyswanna-be-her]

The dog I've been sitting for in the haunted house is the most neurotic dog I've dealt with, which is really saying something. She's not bad but she IS completely bonkers. And she's not a rescue! Same owners her whole life. How do people fuck up an animal's brain this hard?

The only thing I've seen even close was a rescue dog adopted during covid lockdown who then didn't understand what other dogs are and had crazy separation anxiety.

[sketchmouse-art]

season five was so good, i love this silly puppet show