#enemy f/os

[selfshippingcentral]

My F/O List!

Romantic F/Os 💗🌹

Pico - FNF & Pico's School

Rainbow Dash - My Little Pony

Spinel - Steven Universe (The Movie)

Bezel - Chikn Nuggit Tik Tok

Tord - Eddsworld

Sniffles - Happy Tree Friends

Funtime Foxy - FNAF Sister Location

Beppi the Clown - Cuphead

Tabi - FNF Mod

Sans - Undertale

Spamton - Deltarune (Chapter 2)

Vampire Cookie - Cookie Run

Aoi Asahina - Danganronpa

Huggy Wuggy - Poppy Playtime

Michael Myers - Halloween

Freddy Krueger - Nightmare on Elm Street

Platonic F/Os 💚

Boyfriend & Girlfriend - Friday Night Funkin'

Hex - FNF Mod

A.G.O.T.I - FNF Mod

Multiple FNAF Characters

Papyrus - Undertale

Susie & Ralsei - Deltarune

Wander & Sylvia - Wander Over Yonder

Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Tigger & Eeyore - Winnie the Pooh

Red Guy - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Jack Skellington - The Nightmare before Christmas

Sibling F/Os 💜

Nene - Pico's School

Kris - Deltarune

Child F/Os 💙

Skid & Pump - Spooky Month by Sr Pelo

Kuromi - Hello Kitty

Bidybabs - FNAF Sister Location

Poppy (Playtime) - Poppy Playtime

Cuphead & Mugman - Cuphead

Familial F/Os 🧡

Ballora - FNAF Sister Location

Glamrock Freddy Fazbear - FNAF Security Breach

Daycare Attendant (Sun & Moon) - FNAF Security Breach

Pet F/Os 🤍

Many Pokemon

Enemy F/Os 💔

Springtrap - FNAF 3

Scraptrap - FNAF Pizzeria Simulator

Glitchtrap - FNAF VR

Mommy Long Legs - Poppy Playtime

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

HNGHHH so i saw on your carrd Mariah among "enemy f/os" alongside Alessi and Steely Dan and I couldn't resist lmao

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

Also Alessi's hair is cracking me up aaauugh! I love this!!

[fictionallyinparadise]

I think. Having my f/os call me their weapon or their attack dog would fix so many problems in me.

[selfshippingtrinity]

Imagine your f/o saving you from being run over by a huge freight train ☺️

[arinakaard]

i watched the amazing di/gital cir/cus with my friend and i gotta say. that rabbit bitch. i get it.

[simons-temple-of-eros]

✨ imagine you and your f/o in a pokemon au together. what sort of pokemon would you both train? what roles would you have? ✨

[spaceself]

asking myself the very important question. do i need another asshole f/o in my life

[letsgofoletsgo]

So

I’m like. Imagining these fluff/angst scenarios with Caraway and Lavender and feeling Hella about it

But I look at it and it’s just. Funny bc other than Jay or belle, I don’t think I ship any f/o with a canon character like this, much less so enthusiastically

Don’t worry, this isn’t a vent or anything. I guess it’s just odd bc I don’t think many other selfshippers feel this way? Idk lol

[void-kissed]

✨️ ✨️ you know what have some MORE sparkles :] (dragonsmooch)

More sparkles?! They're all over the place now!! Thank you for these, dear dragon! (And I'm sorry that it took so long for me to actually respond to them!!)

(source: this post by dragonsmooch)

Send me ✨ for a random thing about one of my OCs! (Optional: You can specify one!) - ..Since this took me so long to answer that I've ended up making at least two more OCs since you sent it, how about I use one for each of the newest two?

For the first sparkle, I'll talk about Jasper! As mentioned before, he's an armamentalist, which is.. I think similar to a red mage from Final Fantasy? He wields a sword - specifically the falcon blade, which can attack twice per turn instead of once - but can also infuse the party with elemental powers using his Fource abilities, which comes in very handy against bosses with specific elemental weaknesses that the team can’t easily target by default (for example, Linaria's Crushed Ice ability lets her attack using the ice element, but anyone else would need to be infused with Frost Fource to be able to deal ice damage). In terms of his personality, Jasper is very self-confident (but not brash or boastful), and he also takes a lot of pride in his appearance. This second aspect mostly stems from me showing him to my friend who also plays DQIX and her being baffled that he actually looks good with the equipment I gave him, since in this game you tend to have to prioritise function over fashion to survive without grinding. However, I have access to the save editor, so I can boost everyone’s stats with seeds and let them actually look decent while still surviving hits. Aside from that, his courage and determination are just some of the ways he likes to stand out from the crowd.

And for the second sparkle, I'll talk about Kana! She's a thief who wields knives as her weapon of choice, although the pruning knife she currently has equipped honestly looks more like a sickle. This gives her access to a lot of neat abilities - for example, her Victimiser ability is an attack that deals extra damage to poisoned or paralysed enemies, but she also has the Toxic Dagger ability to poison them in the first place, so those two abilities synergise very well. In terms of her personality, Kana is quick-witted, strategic, and good at spotting opportunities that others may not notice, whether those are chances for critical hits or stealing valuable items from enemies. She has a dry sense of humour and isn’t afraid to speak her mind, whether in praise or disdain for a given idea - so despite what being a thief by vocation may imply, she’s overall a very reliable person.

I hope that these answers were alright!! Thank you very much once again for sending the sparkles in, friend~

[patches-and-her-selfships]

binge watched the first season of bfdi, may or may not have a crush on a flower and an eraser

[wissenfurth]

Blehhhhh

[gonuclear]

Ur absolutely right it will not stop me. Maybe I'd encourage him. Tell him to eat some guy who was a little bit too mean to me, the world would be right after that I think

so true king

[barksatyouu]

NORMALIZE MORE PLATONIC F/OS!! FAMILIAL F/OS!!! ENEMY F/OS!!! ANY F/OS THAT ARENT ROMANTIC

[doesdarlingexe]

! OP IS A PROSHIPPER !

CLOSED Selfship Game !!

I'm bored and I wanna do one of those "who your f/o reminds me of" things... is it original? No but it's fun. So, reblog with 1-3 of your F/Os (familial, romantic, platonic, or your mortal enemy I don't care) and I'll assign them some sort of rock or crystal based on vibes!

Ex:

John Doe (John Doe), "Meat" Rhodochrosite ; Peter (Your Boyfriend), Tumbled Dumortierite

[the-bar-sinister]

The queer platonic question brought up something that I've been struggling to talk about, which is like, that there's a word to describe something about myself that I've always kind of known, but played off as a joke, or an thought I must be unconsciously exaggerating, or that there was some connection I was just missing.

Aplatonic.

Even before I found out there was a word for it– that it was something other people experienced– I was getting the strong sense that there was something "wrong" with the way that I interacted with people that I got close to.

A few years ago I made the deliberate choice to stop letting myself get very close and intimate with people I met online, because inevitably, again and again, I would get a crush on them, and fall in love with them. And I would fail to understand what– in hindsight– were completely normal boundaries of intimacy between friendship and romance. 

I don't know how to interact casually with someone I'm close to without flirting with them. I don't know how to care about someone without wanting to kiss them, and brush their hair and take them dancing, and solve their problems, etc etc.

And it was seriously complicating my life– which at this point is comfortably married and settled– so I just sort of stopped.

I've gotten better at managing it for the last while, just by being aware of it.

Learning that 'aplatonic' is a thing you can be has helped me understand and manage myself, just by having a word for it.

For one thing, it's made "platonic shipping" and "friend shipping" and "familial shipping" and platonic F/Os in fandom make a whole lot more sense to me.

It makes my enemies to lovers fixation make a whole lot more sense too.

I genuinely didn't– and still don't, emotionally– understand how you can want two characters to have an intense relationship that *isn't* romantic.

But I understand that there's this whole experience of attraction that I'm missing out on and that that's what other people are experiencing and expressing.

I don't really have an end to this post. It's something that I'm still struggling to communicate, and figure out what it means beyond the obvious way I've been living with it my whole life.

Thanks for having patience with me.

[mercurygguk]

head over skates · jjk ; part ii.

··· SUMMARY; jeon jungkook is the captain of the hockey team and one of the biggest fuckboys on campus. you happen to have known him for as long as you can remember but he is not who he used to be and you simply can’t stand it.

so what happens when you’re suddenly stuck doing a project with him for three weeks?

SERIES MASTERLIST · # TAG · MOOD BOARDS · PLAYLIST

PAIRING; hockey player!jungkook x f. reader

GENRE; fwb au, childhood friends to enemies to lovers au, college au

WORDCOUNT; 1,074

RATING; 18+

WARNINGS; swearing

a/n; part 2 os hockey jk!!! i hope you're enjoying this little series so far <3 please feel free to share your thoughts in the comments or in an ask! ty for reading muah

The Nook – the campus café – is bustling with students and professors when you step inside later in the afternoon. You just finished your psychology class and texted Jihyo, asking where she was. She told you to meet her at the café for late lunch at which your stomach grumbled as soon as you read her text. That granola bar you ate earlier will only get you so far before hunger returns. Your stomach grumbles again as you step closer to the counter, quickly glancing over the menu before ordering a chicken salad and an iced coffee. 

Once ready, you grab it and try to spot Jihyo inside the busy café. When you finally spot her, you frown softly – she’s sitting in the far corner with Namjoon. They really didn’t waste any time getting to work on the project. You try your best to ignore the jealousy bubbling inside of you as you make your way to their table. 

When class had ended almost immediately after the pairs were revealed, you had packed up your stuff and left the room before Jungkook could start a conversation. When Jihyo texted you about your sudden disappearance, you were already sitting in your seat in your next class. You told her you only had a 5 minute gap between classes and had to hurry there to make it – she seemed to believe your excuse and didn’t ask any further questions.

Phew.

“Hey,” she greets you with a warm smile when you sit down next to her. “How was class?”

“Boring but at least I had Minhyuk to keep me entertained,” you grumble, voice dripping with sarcasm as you unbox your salad to pour dressing over it. Before you can take your first bite, you look up at Namjoon with your best attempt of pleading puppy eyes, “Namjoon, please switch partners with me. Please!”

Both he and Jihyo look rather surprised at your sudden outburst as you stuff your face with a big bite of salad and chicken, looking more upset than ever as you wait for a response to your pleading request.

“I- um, who was your partner again?” He asks instead of just agreeing like you had hoped he would.

You sigh deeply, “... Jungkook.”

The mention of your childhood friend turned ex-friend has Namjoon shaking his head and laughing dryly as if you just told a really bad joke. You stare at him with a glare, waiting impatiently, internally praying and hoping he’ll say yes if you look miserable enough.

“I’m sorry, ____, but no, I don’t think so.”

You groan, the hints of a whine under it, “why not? You know Jihyo and I always do projects together-”

He shrugs, “as much as I feel bad for you, it’s still a no. Jungkook isn’t exactly the type of guy you wanna pair up with for projects.”

You can’t help but roll your eyes, “yeah, no shit. Why do you think I’m asking?”

Jihyo places a hand on your shoulder as if to calm you down. Looking at it from an outside point of view, you probably need it. 

“Come on, ____,” she chuckles, “I’m sure it won’t be as bad as you think.”

She’s probably right – Jungkook isn’t a bad guy or anything, that much you know. He’s just that guy who cut you out of his life as soon as popularity grabbed a hold of him and made him prioritize everyone else over you. You’ve never been about that popular lifestyle so when he first gained attention from the pretty girls and the cool boys in high school, you knew the expiration date for your friendship was nearing. And as someone who hates holding grudges, you’ve been holding this exact grudge for half a decade with no plans of ending it any time soon.

“But it’s Jungkook,” you groan in frustration, “you know our history.”

She nods, “yes, I do. But maybe it’s time for both of you to move past that? It’s been 5 years already, ____.”

Despite knowing she’s right, you let out a fake laugh and return your focus to your salad. As much as you’d like to move past it, you just can’t. Jungkook really hurt you and it seems he doesn’t care so why would you spend your time and energy on him? Why should you forgive him for leaving you behind without so much as an explanation for his asshole behavior?

“Yeah, over my dead body.”

Jihyo sighs deeply in defeat while Namjoon stifles a laugh. You shoot them both an annoyed look before taking another big bite of your salad. You should’ve known Namjoon wouldn’t switch partners with you – he’s crushing on your best friend, for Christ’s sake. But still, it was worth a shot.

The three of you finish lunch in the matter of 30 minutes before you have to be at yet another class. They share their next class and you’re on your own once again, dragging yourself to class.

Luckily, this class is the last one for today.

Once you locate the classroom and find a seat, you get settled and ready for the class to start. You’re browsing around on your laptop when a text suddenly appears in the right upper corner of the screen. The fact that you receive a text isn’t that exciting or out of place but the person sending it certainly is. 

And as if one text wasn’t enough, a row of them ticks in after the first one.

[2:24 PM] Jeon🤬👊🏼: hey, idk if this is still your number

[2:24 PM] Jeon🤬👊🏼: if it is, hey ;)

[2:24 PM] Jeon🤬👊🏼: wanna meet up sometime this week to work on the project? 

You stare at the texts for a minute, racking your brain for all the reasons why Jeon Jungkook still has your number after all these years and then you wonder why you still have his. Also, since when does Jeon Jungkook care about doing a project? You didn’t exactly peg him to be the one encouraging school work. Although, it seems you’re taking too long to reply because he sends you another text before you have the chance to think of a reply.

This guy certainly doesn’t fear the concept of double texting. Or triple texting. No, he shamelessly texted you four times – probably without second guessing it too.

[2:25 PM] Jeon🤬👊🏼: I’ll bring iced Americano :)) if you still drink it, that is

You’re simply speechless.

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