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[cluelessbees]

Random Byler Ficlet Because I Said So--

(shout out to @moonlightmarvey for encouraging/telling me to post this!! 💙💛)

Okay– fuck JK R*wling as we know (I don't think she came up with this scene but still fuck her) – but I was thinking about this scene from the HP films where Harry gets Hermione to dance with him and its this moment where they get to essentially forget about all the chaos and the negativity and dance for a bit…and I was thinking about a similar situation with byler–

Like okay, imagine, they’re both in Mike’s room. And Mike can tell that there’s something off with Will. He can tell he isn’t okay. That he’s in his own head. That he is putting up walls. That he isn’t telling Mike everything anymore. And it’s killing Mike because nothing he’s done so far has helped Will feel better. And maybe this time, Will lashes out a bit. Not because he’s mad at Mike, but more because he’s tense (which is totally understandable to Mike considering Will’s childhood tormentor turned out to be a slimy monster dude who wanted to take over the world). And Mike can’t take seeing Will this agitated and tired and…scared.

He can’t take seeing Will hurt.

So, he stands up and walks towards his cassette box and starts rummaging around. Will only looks at him for a second before looking back down at his lap – probably deep in thought again. Mike thinks about how he’s been doing that more recently. He continues to scan all his tapes until– AHA! His eyes finally land on it. He quickly pops the tape from its case before slotting it into his stereo and clicking play. And the room is suddenly filled with the Crash’s Should I Stay or Should I Go?

The tape’s old…and originally recorded off of the stereo (as a gift from Will because he wanted Mike to hear his favourite song), so it’s a lot of static and is…partially incoherent. But who cares? Mike is working with what he has and he’ll do what he can to get Will to smile right now. Only, Will doesn’t seem to even notice the song playing - let alone what song Mike was play. Which– fine no problem. Mike is gonna get Will’s attention one way or another. 

So he does the most stupidest idea he can think of and just starts to dance towards Will, pulling his And he sees Will like trying to hold himself back from enjoying it or like- he’s too in his head to notice the music so Mike starts dancing towards him and grabs his arm, pulling him up. Will looks at Mike confused with a face that just read what are you doing? And Mike just smiles at him – just trust me. So Will decides to play along. 

And it starts with these big dance moves. Mike is pulling Will around or twirling himself before twirling Will. But then they start to dance closer – and even though it quite literally doesn’t match the rhythm of the song – they begin to sway a bit (sort of like a slow dance). And there’s that moment. Y’know – that shift. Where it changes ‘oh we’re having fun and laughing’ because then they catch each others eye. And suddenly, they’re so aware of how close they are. Or how theirs legs are almost entangled together. How easily their noses could bump one another. How warm their hands feel intertwined - they fucking fact their hands are literally intertwined.

And they just stare at each other, holding their breathes. Suddenly, it feels like one of them begins to lean, although they don’t know who it was for sure. The gap between them begins to close. And-- the tape cuts. 

The song ended.

And they were no longer in that place. 

Instead, you have a flustered Will, pulling away as he tries to convince himself not to have hope – ‘he was just being nice. He’s just being a good friend.’ And then, there was Mike. Who just stood there – red in the face, experiencing his most intense gay panic yet as he realises two things a- I almost kissed Will and b- holy fuck. I want to kiss Will. 

[angelofdumpsterfires]

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[kirukrono]

[Fig. 01 Mikuchondria]

The powerhouse of YOUR cell

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[jotasuis]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

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[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[hansoeii]

butch wolverine, anyone?