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npdclaraoswald · 9 months
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Jeff Winger🤝Greg House🤝Hey, supposedly straight man from the early 2010s, why do you know what a lipstick lesbian is?
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tablevivant · 8 months
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the pathos of mold colonies in bathrooms is so compelling. they are all so brave, even when they're scared.
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crowtrobotx · 1 year
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God I was trying to tag that last brain rot reblog and I initially typed ‘I support the destruction of the Carl menace’ but it wouldn’t fit AND THEN my autocorrect changed it to ‘the Karl menace’ and this is 1000000% what Kris has him in her phone as.
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deeplyconfusedbear · 2 years
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I’m reading chapter 610 of the Trash of the Counts family and jesus f u c k
So many emotions you guys
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Ngl one of my biggest regrets and I feel missed opportunities in my life was being offered an internship with Henry Jackman (composer for the winter soldier and civil war) because of mental illness in teen years.
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For those who needed to hear it today
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yeepof · 3 months
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I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences
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chongoblog · 6 days
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So a lot of political scandals just dropped in the last 24 hours
-NC Governor Candidate Mark Robinson's online posts were found, including some VERY graphic descriptions (like seriously, do not read if you're not 18) of him cheating on his wife, calling himself a black Nazi, and expressing support for reinstituting slavery. His email address was also found on Ashley Madison
-Robert F Kennedy Jr was revealed to be cheating on his wife with a reporter (and that isn't even the weirdest thing since federal law enforcement opened an investigation into him allegedly cutting off the head of a whale and taking it home with him less than 24 hours ago)
-GOP Senate candidate who is the CEO of a bank has been found accepting millions of dollars from what seem to allegedly be Mexican drug cartels.
-Finally, probably the biggest bombshell, according to multiple eyewitness testimonies within sealed sworn affadavits, Congressman Matt Gaetz allegedly invited a 17-year-old girl to a drug-fueld sex party
And we haven't even hit October, folks. Again, these are all still breaking news stories, so things are subject to change, but oh man oh man.
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cowboysmp3 · 4 months
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there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living
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brainrotcharacters · 1 month
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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snailcubezz · 10 months
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fandom wiki simulator
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spitblaze · 11 months
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do *you* think with your dick?
I think with my packer
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triski73 · 2 months
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Kiddos hear EVERYTHING
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alexbutrandomthoughts · 5 months
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"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure
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cracklewink · 6 months
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My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol
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julnites · 9 months
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Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!
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