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Hey! I'm short on rent by $150, so I'm advertising some of the commissions I offer!

I Write - Specializing in worldbuilding for D&D 5e; I can create homebrew items, places, maps etc. for you campaign and make sure it's all balanced for your party! I have also written for novels, video games, song lyrics, etc, so toss me an idea and I'm super down to give it a try! My rates are typically $(USD)10/300 words, plus extra for maps/specialty formatting, etc.

I Paint - I love making little abstract-expressionist index-card paintings, but can do larger pieces as well. I work with acrylic paint, and can also work collage into my pieces as well. Rates depend on the subject/mediums/size, but an index card painting I can send via envelope through the USA would be ~$10 depending on detail.

I Model - I am a freelance model. I can market clothes, products, services, etc. Photo, video, and light editing depending on subject. These prices can vary the most depending on content, but they start at $15+

[aurorainsanity]

Constantly torn between Do Not Perceive Me and I Need Everyone To Be Obsessed With Me

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Bring back the cosplay gif ask blogs

I wanna be a little freak dressing up and roleplaying with some other freaks

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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I was doing some stream prep and realized I just look like all my trans masc mutuals from 2014

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every time i have a breakdown over my cat i gotta put a dollar in the "time to adopt a new cat" jar

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bitches will be like “I love mineral water” and then tell you to descale your kettle smh

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If I believed the one piece bloggers would tag their shit, I’d just block the tag.

But alas, I’m going to have to unfollow some folks bc I could not care less for their blorbos.

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while my lovely girlfriend sleeps at normal hours, I, the goblin, giggle at silly lil posts

[aurorainsanity]

Went on a trip to see my family in Seattle a couple weeks ago. I did a very Tumblr Girl TM thing and took a selfie with the grandparents. The aquarium was a fun sight I hadn’t been to before, so my boyfriend and I ran around it before our flight back home.

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I’m just tryna find art of a lil unattractive goblin without them looking like spikey toads or ethnic stereotypes but you either get hot goblin or racist goblin :/

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Anyways, I’m still angry that I saw someone rant about  how terrible Terezi is and how she’s responsible for the pre-John “Un-homestuck” Egbert fuck ups, when we all know it was Vriska’s fault. Like wtf. Yeah she fucked with John and got him killed once to see what they could do, but she just a bit misguided.

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I’m gonna go larping for the first time in twoish weeks! I’m super excited and only kind of know what to expect!

I’m also going to my first pride next week! Yay! All in Seattle

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Honestly the best place for a bookshelf that has a secret passage behind it is in a basement where people don’t necessarily know how big it’s supposed to be

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Whatup, I’d just like to scream to the void that Im super into this dude and would really like to smooch him!!

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Not to be dramatic but right now I want to die

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Welp. Getting evicted from the only place I can afford in this town. This fucking sucks.