#estierre

[promiscuousasexual]

this is the funniest article subheading i have EVER seen, i can’t stop giggling about it, why would you phrase it like that?😭

[wisteriagoesvroom]

playing pinterest roulette and seeing what AUs i can make up based on the pics (part 4 of ???)

Pierresteban secret service AU.

Agents Gasly and Ocon stalk down a hallway, ringed by halos of fluorescent light. They've just been reamed out by their Director for a particularly messy extraction - the target had survived, but created a huge ruckus on the way out, costing the agency additional fees in bribes and hush money to not cause a fuss.

Back at HQ, the agents walk with determination, not looking at each other. Somehow it always turns into a race, the two of them zooming down the stretch of hallway even though there isn't a prize, except maybe two seconds of satisfaction and bragging rights.

Neither is sure when this discord had truly started. They'd been close growing up, challenging each other at every Boy Scout exercise. Pushing with every additional mile, extending every pushup once they’d been to military school. They'd come up through the ranks, two French cadets, then recruited by the French security forces. Several swings and roundabouts later, they've finally ended up at the elite wing of the DGSE.

(Ocon had been the one to arrive first, handling missions just fine, if a little inconsistent in his approach. Gasly had been on a sensitive joint project with MI6 until they unceremoniously kicked him out. The first day that Gasly was returned and was introduced as Ocon’s new partner, Ocon had laughed in the Director's face, only to realise that the woman wasn't kidding.)

They arrive at the set of double doors that will lead them to the offices. Neither had won their little race this time, both of them touching the metal door handle first. They stand there, neither giving way. Ocon rolls his eyes and lets Gasly through.

"The meeting went well." Ocon says.

The other man pins him with a stare. "It was a complete disaster."

"I know. I was joking. Did you know that sometimes I can make such jokes? You'd think it impossible, no?"

"I don't think the Director found the bill to be especially funny."

"Come on Gasly. We got the job done. Surely it must count for something."

"Certainly it would be easier if you wouldn't spend every mission crashing into things."

Ocon touches a hand to his chest, mock affronted. "That wasn't a crash. That was merely statement of intent for any unfortunate pursuers."

"Whatever."

They stop at the lockers to drop their stuff. For a while it's just the clicks of them unloading their belts, their hardware. The sounds of them peeling off their agency identities, the work, the day. Even if they couldn’t, and wouldn’t ever, really be able to shake this place.

“Humour me." Ocon says, staring at the bowels of his locker. "Really. Why do you hate me so much?”

“I don’t hate you.” Gasly says, unbuckling his holster. Before turning his aquamarine gaze to Ocon. Eyes always sharp and knowing. “That would mean I would have once had to respect you."

[hestialevy]

Happy Pierresteban day everyone!

Yes it's Halloween but it's also Pierresteban day (31.10) 😊

My beloveds

Please share your best Pierresteban pics I need it 😩

[lolexjpg]

Trying 2 catch up on new albums on the train and instead just start thinking abt girl!Alex and lando. I just haven't been the same since I found out abt the poster on the wall story

[ferrari-desmosedici-wwe-fc]

F1 ships for each team be like:

Carles Leinz

Margio Perpen

Lando Stronso (if you're italian, I'm sorry, I'm too)

Lanscar Nostri (it means Ours in Italian)

Gewis Hell (😈)

Guallteri Zhottas

Estierre Gason (the gas is on 👀)

Logder Sarbon (MCU villain)

Keco Hulksen

Yunydaniam De Tsucciason | Error: AlphaTauri.exe has stopped working.

[blorbocedes]

estierre had been so boring so far, but all it took was an este podium for Pierre to look murderous in a pick. They are all friends when there's not much at stake, uhn?

easy 2 to be amicable flops, harder when you're beaten in the same car that podium'd. i also think the only person pierre cld geniunely feel happy about without resentment is charles (and maybe even then there would be some envy he'd have to pretend is 'oh i could've done it if i was in ferrari' discounting he Was in redbull......)

[alpinelogy]

piarles? estierre?

Piarles

Hey remember what I said about childhood friends five to ten minutes ago? Yeah. Yeah.

They make sense and compel me. I still remember sitting in the Milan airport waiting for our flight to board last easter with the friend who got me into F1 and F1 rpf going on a massive rant about how much they compel me

Pierresteban/estierre

Make sense and compel me.

Let me be clear I got introduced to the actual drivers at 1 am the day the Jeddah race was and the only thing I remember is a friend going 'theyre French and they dont like each other'. about them and what I've learned since (Pierre talking about wanting to be friends to admitting they are not friends pipeline et al.) only made them more compelling

send me an f1 ship and i will categorize it as

[lewdo]

yukierre :)

I AM SO HEARTBROKEN THAT WERE LOSING THEM!!! like yuki with anyone else doesn’t sit right with me, i fought for estierre (or whatever it is) but i didn’t realise what it would cost me to get it and i can’t believe that my desire for chaos and drama distracted me from the happiness and insanity that yukierre constantly provide us all wether it’s yuki trying to make pierre jealous and repeatedly calling him his boyfriend or pierre playing hard to get but making it so obvious that he is just as much (if not more so) in love with yuki!

Send me a ship and I'll give you my (brutally) honest opinion on it

[gokartkid]

seeing estierre as the chosen word is so weird… do u guys not like pierresteban… i prefer that over estierre easily

[alpaine]

alpine LOVES to put pierre and esteban in car ads where they nod and exchange significant glances but nothing more - no words ! - over whatever car they’re selling

[alpaine]

the sisyphean ordeal of watching these 2 boring execs chit chat

[blorbocedes]

i will read piarles cause there's some insanely talented writers there but their real dinamic ? Childhood best friends, always suportive, always caring.... Liking crypto.... Talking in french .... Where's the drama? Where's the competition? I for one am looking foward for estierre. I hope they commit crimes on track and off! I hope the vibes are so toxic they send them to couples therapy

Liking crypto.... talking in French 💀💀💀

I'm looking forward to pierresteban too!!! if one of them even mentions how they used to be friends or during some promo about how well you know your teammate and they're like oh I know (I knew you) that's it I'm opening a 10k childhood lovers to enemies wip immediately I'll bully my friends to give me French phrases (Akira)

[alpaine]

i have something v personal to admit. i actually do like estierre more than pierresteban