#pierreste

[promiscuousasexual]

this is the funniest article subheading i have EVER seen, i can’t stop giggling about it, why would you phrase it like that?😭

[ladymarvel27]

"It was a big surprise to the whole formula one community but

NOT MY BUSINESS"

-Esteban Ocon when being asked who will be first driver between Charles and Lewis at ferrari

Esteban Ocon, the man you are.

[joaoista]

The family as God created it 🙏🏻🌈

It's so funny because Pierre and Este seem like the kind of parents who love to embarrass their kids (aka poor Jack 😭)

I love them so much, thanks Alpine for this line-up 🩷💙

[wisteriagoesvroom]

playing pinterest roulette and seeing what AUs i can make up based on the pics (part 4 of ???)

Pierresteban secret service AU.

Agents Gasly and Ocon stalk down a hallway, ringed by halos of fluorescent light. They've just been reamed out by their Director for a particularly messy extraction - the target had survived, but created a huge ruckus on the way out, costing the agency additional fees in bribes and hush money to not cause a fuss.

Back at HQ, the agents walk with determination, not looking at each other. Somehow it always turns into a race, the two of them zooming down the stretch of hallway even though there isn't a prize, except maybe two seconds of satisfaction and bragging rights.

Neither is sure when this discord had truly started. They'd been close growing up, challenging each other at every Boy Scout exercise. Pushing with every additional mile, extending every pushup once they’d been to military school. They'd come up through the ranks, two French cadets, then recruited by the French security forces. Several swings and roundabouts later, they've finally ended up at the elite wing of the DGSE.

(Ocon had been the one to arrive first, handling missions just fine, if a little inconsistent in his approach. Gasly had been on a sensitive joint project with MI6 until they unceremoniously kicked him out. The first day that Gasly was returned and was introduced as Ocon’s new partner, Ocon had laughed in the Director's face, only to realise that the woman wasn't kidding.)

They arrive at the set of double doors that will lead them to the offices. Neither had won their little race this time, both of them touching the metal door handle first. They stand there, neither giving way. Ocon rolls his eyes and lets Gasly through.

"The meeting went well." Ocon says.

The other man pins him with a stare. "It was a complete disaster."

"I know. I was joking. Did you know that sometimes I can make such jokes? You'd think it impossible, no?"

"I don't think the Director found the bill to be especially funny."

"Come on Gasly. We got the job done. Surely it must count for something."

"Certainly it would be easier if you wouldn't spend every mission crashing into things."

Ocon touches a hand to his chest, mock affronted. "That wasn't a crash. That was merely statement of intent for any unfortunate pursuers."

"Whatever."

They stop at the lockers to drop their stuff. For a while it's just the clicks of them unloading their belts, their hardware. The sounds of them peeling off their agency identities, the work, the day. Even if they couldn’t, and wouldn’t ever, really be able to shake this place.

“Humour me." Ocon says, staring at the bowels of his locker. "Really. Why do you hate me so much?”

“I don’t hate you.” Gasly says, unbuckling his holster. Before turning his aquamarine gaze to Ocon. Eyes always sharp and knowing. “That would mean I would have once had to respect you."

[alpaine]

So I went ahead and transcribed Pierre's whole 2 minute long answer after he was asked about he and Esteban's relationship:

It's no secret to anyone [Esteban and I] have had our ups and downs in our relationship but, at the end of the day, he's the guy I've known since the longest. I've known him since 20 years. I'm only 26, you know? So we grew up together and I think we've cleared a lot of dust since we've both arrived in Formula 1. Things are going well now and I don't see any reason for why it shouldn't go well once I join [Alpine]. At the end of the day it kind of makes me laugh because the media is really focusing on this story and trying to push it but just look down the pit lane. Like, you have rivalry inside every team [...] The most important [thing] is to have a healthy one. As long as it doesn't become toxic for the race team. If you look in Red Bull, if you look in Ferrari, if you look in McLaren - also in Alpine, with Fernando and Esteban at the moment - it's not new to anyone that you have a rivalry inside a team. But you've both got to be mature enough and smart enough to push the team forward. When it gets to the track, everyone's got to do their best and has to stay respectful.

(quote source here, via Channel 4 Sports)

[schumi-nadal]

Actually writing a Charles Leclerc/Mick Schumacher and Pierre Gasly/Esteban Ocon fanfic in french so if anyone is interested I’ll put it on my ao3 and I’ll maybe write an english version 👉🏻👈🏻

[blorbocedes]

that is some heaven's gate type shit they've got going on. esteban joins for a sense of community while pierre is actually just a crackpot (that has a crisis of faith after he gets some of that roddy from flushed away cock)

i kinda fuck with this😳.... although I have absolutely no idea what that last line means 😭

[pirellityres]

i miss yukierre so much. my gaybouys

[parcoeurs]

something about baby russ & kd ... :(

[crashromance]

still upset they wasted pardon my french as an episode title on dts s5 with the whole of 2023 just around the corner

[ladymarvel27]

I waited and watched the whole car launch live only to get this?! :

And we were teased for the pink by this:

Only to get this?!! :

Where the hell is the pink camo?

[hestialevy]

Do you ever go back to your WIP, read what your past-self wrote and be absolutely baffled by your own audacity?

Because that just happened to me, my past-self was horny as fuck and mentally deranged ??

DRAFT EDIT :

Nevermind I agree with her.

[nicotineteeth]

Unfortunately i am only ever able to see life through my angsty ship tinted glasses. Some would advise me to find myself a real personality but This is my real personality im afraid. Actually my real personality is disordered so i dont think that is any better

[alpaine]

you know the stars; a pierresteban au. f1 racing with pacific rim-style drift compatibility. (ao3 link)

[graveltrip]

average pierreste fic