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quillkiller · 7 months

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ok ok ok…i have a rare pair for u

james and pandora but like v much platonic

i just think bc james was definitely such an eccentric kid with all these special interests, he’d deffo understand all of her quirks and interests, and pandora would love how much of a good listener he is and all the questions she’d get to answer bc james was so genuinely interested.

anyways yea, they r besties in my mind <333

SEE. this is interesting to me because ive always been of the opinion that the skittles just would never ever get along with the marauders (save for lily) and like genuinely strongly disliking them…….. however i have recently (today) started thinking about jarty so. i think maybe im changing

and i LOVE this for you and i’m so open to having my mind changed…… especially since ive opened up to jarty when ive like. very strongly disliked that pairing and been very vocal about it .

like james and pandora both have autism swag definitely…… how would they meet? do u want to tell me? i want to know……. im very very open to being converted <3

(pls tell me about ur rare pairs!!!!)

#pls!!!! i want to hear all of them #even the weirdest ones #even controversial ones #even if you think id hate them #i love fandom and how people create dynamics……

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mischievous-thunder · 9 days

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Some freaky idiots don't know how to deal with their romantic attraction

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al-luviec · 2 months

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I got so insanely mad while drawing this

+ closeup and normalness

#alek art #zane julien #previous master of ice #ninjago #lego ninjago #2024 #aka the scene i wish we got in snake jaguar ...#zane is like 30 here #im mostly thinking about dr juliens perspective on this night. we have very little to go off of but he was very weirded out #random very sick old man shows up at your door and takes an “interest” in your son. he isnt even over for an entire day. with him comes col #he was striken with winter and something about him felt off. he leaves without a word. after his arrival your son begins acting weird.#then another old man arrives. asking for your son. wonder what happened there #for anything about passing on powers or losing them its always some big event... hm #i think the previous master really did need shetler. we know he was old and died shortly after the power giving. i dont know what about #zane caught his eye. i do think its very interesting that this man of few words was so obviously fascinated that dr julien noticed.#dr julien isnt the most socially aware and in the little bit he said about the previous master... he sounded concerned #imagine weirding out the weirdest man alive #i think zane caught on too. he felt eyes on him the entire night. they ate dinner with the man.. gave him shelter... but he felt he wanted #more. sometime that day he gave zane the power of ice. which effectively changed the course of his entire life. zane and dr julien hadnt a #clue what happened. 'yesterday a man arrived' so not even within a day did he see zane and decide that he was the one #thinking about how zane acting like his self now is 'strange' and was out of the ordinary. what was he like before? how do you even pass a #power down. we see people get their powers stolen and its always a spectacle and its so exhausting and so on. how did dr julien not see #anything. there was no questions? he just noticed the previous master found his son interesting and then he left ?#goddddd im insane i wanna write a fic about zane pre series

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blackhholes · 2 months

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teen wolf meme: [2/2] locations -> the hale house

I've been having dreams. Dreams, or nightmares? Nightmares... About a fire. It's this-this house, and I can hear screaming-

#teen wolf #peter hale #derek hale #scott mccall #allison argent #jackson whittemore #chris argent #lydia martin #twedit #twgifs #mine #my gifs #twmeme #LETSGO HAUNTED HOUSE #also jeff davies i noticed that the architecture of the house doesn't match like at all when it's a burned down husk and the version peter #shows lydia of before #don't think i didn't #also there's a like 1 second clip in co-captain of one of the perpetrators of the fire pouring gasoline on the house and it again looks #nothing like what peter showed lydia #so either peter lies about the weirdest things (he does) or jeff davies doesn't care about continuity (he doesn't)#anyways it's one of those inconsistencies in the show i've decided to read as a powerful metaphor instead #the fire of the hale house was literally so traumatic not only to the people who inhabitet it but also to the house itself as its own agent #that it forces the house to literally change its outwardly appearance #also slightly less fun metaphor to read into the inconsistency is simply that peter's recollection of the events leading up to the fire is #so messed up that he doesn't even remember what his own house the house he had lived in his whole life actually looked like anymore

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thefanciestborrower · 2 months

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Ain't nothing better than eating your bestie and washing him down with a glass of Ktarian beer

#Guys look it's two of my favorite sillies!#I feel like vore wouldn't even be the weirdest thing to happen to these two lmao #coughthresholdcough #also I've always thought Harry was pretty edible so #this pose about killed me to draw and took so many silly reference poses to pull off but #I'm very proud of it #also look a background! kind of #one year into being stranded in the delta quadrant will give you some silly ideas and oops now you've eaten your friend #Harry is delighted he is vibing he is squished #soft vore #safe vore #fandom vore #g/t vore #mouthplay #arts

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weepylucifer · 3 months

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unwound future is just layton, dimitri and don paolo all looking at each other and thinking "wow, these guys are freaks. i'm the only one here coping with the loss of claire in a normal way"

#posts by me #layton: never take the hat off or else. whole personality is ''true gentleman'' now bc that's what she wanted #dimitri: build a time machine to bring her back at literally any cost #paul: just run off into the sunset and become a villain and weird shit. swear revenge for absolutely nothing #i'm sure going by each of their own internal metrics for being reasonable and well-adjusted they each are #the most reasonable and well-adjusted person there #professor layton #professor layton and the unwound future #the weirdest thing is paul has probably moved on the most well. he's just having fun with it. the revenge thing is its own reward for him #layton is such a composite of people he lost. the gentleman thing is what claire wanted him to be the puzzles and archeology are randall #does he even have ONE thing that he didn't absorb himself in after someone died??#even his very name is someone else's

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dralphabet · 1 year

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I’m back! And I have arrived with a Metal Gear and Wordgirl crossover AU

I just wanted to merge my two of my favorite and VASTLY different interests because it’s funny

#quick explanation for my followers who don’t know metal gear: Solid Snake is one of the best solider/mercenary’s in a world full of war #at the end of the game he devotes his life to stopping war dw #the guy on the codec is Otacon #Snake eats cigarettes #and has autism #yeah that’s pretty much his character #in the WG universe his guns and cigarettes would be taken IMMEDIATELY #the villains won’t have any of that in their city #another thing that’s funny: Wordgirl wouldn’t even be the weirdest person he’s met because he’s met a lot of people with strange powers #like a zombie cyborg ninja. and psychic with telekinesis. and a vampire.#ok I’m done #my art

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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Ind. Sundown you are Everything to me

#her corruption arc... tastee #goes from naive children's show star to Absolute Bastard #sundown summer is 3'11 and it WILL steal your girl #and your man. and your partner. and your money. and your social security number #not your life tho. nah she'll have its bestie do that #scribble garnish #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #tried out some new brushes w this one!#fucking with textures and more abstract coloring???#im still learning!!! and experimenting!!! im not satisfied but this feels like im on the right track!#she can be yuor angle... or yuor deble....#not even 4 ft tall and yet its rizz is off the charts #she is part of worlds weirdest lesbian throuple <3

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teddybeartoji · 22 days

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o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.

#i think the only term that is incredibly questionable is “queen” lmao #idk i have some personal beef with that one #MAN I REALLY MIGHT JUST DELETE THIS IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #WHY DON'T I KNOW WHAT I WANT #i'm not asking you to fully drop the he him but just maybe.. use she her every once in a while..#I'M GONNA EXPLODE WHY IS THIS THE WEIRDEST POST EVER TO MAKE WHAT IS GENDER CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME #btw if anybody happens to be wondering why i don't just use they/them #iii just don't feel anything towards those #personally #like they don't make me feel like anything while he him and she her are more like yes:3333 #does.. does that even make sense #oh my god #there are question marks flying around my head #i read this fic the other day #which is in my drafts i need to add tags to it #but the op just.. like made my brain grow two sizes #bc they made the reader genderfluid and then proceeded to use both “girlfriend” and “boyfriend” throughout the fic and i just #HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #how do i .. get that #asghdhsaghdasghdshagdhgas #GUYS LOOK I'M GONNA SPIRAL I'M JUST GONNA HIT POST #ENOUGH #mayor of loserville #mickey vs gender #10 - 17 #I'M LOSING AGAIN OHHH FUCK OFF

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worstloki · 4 months

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Calamity Mu Qing this and calamity Xie Lian that. Have you considered Feng Xin as a ghost?? He'd be out there looking for Xie Lian. He would know that's what Hua Cheng is doing too. It'd be the most competitive 2 supreme ghost race of which of them can find Xie Lian first and it would last for 800 years...

#calamity feng xin like i NEED to find his highness and hua cheng is there like No You Don't #feng xin like who even ARE you????! stop messing around this is serious #can you imagine he xuan at any collab #he'd surrounded by the weirdest people and there are two of them #poor yin yu too???#would feng xin hua cheng work together to search or would they kill each other #do you think it'll kill them when mu qing ends up meeting xie lian first #pfffft #like 'that guy wasnt even looking?? he doesnt deserve that?!'#xie lian glancing at the help he gets for the bride case and its 2 ghosts and 1 official and they're all in disguise #xie lian is pretty sure he recognises one of the ghosts and the official #not sure how he can ask about that kindly #like oh fu yao i heard general nan feng died way back haha. how did it happen? ^-^#mu qing: i think he shot himself in the foot amd drowned?#feng xin: you liar?!??!?!!!#san lang: i think i can enlighten you gege. he drowned to death.#feng xin: TF???!?!!#tgcf

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molagboop · 1 year

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Noise game.

#winging it #raven beak #samus aran #samus #metroid dread #metroid #chozo #metroid comic #Chozo have a habit of just making noise. it's fun!#Samus does it too (picked it up during childhood) though her smaller human throat doesn't allow her quite as much range.#make no mistake: her mimicry is very impressive. she just can't flawlessly imitate an oncoming 16-wheeler.#She can do other Things though. As Raven Beak displays his mastery over the ringtone. so too does she have this power.#she has the upper hand in some places: lips and teeth allow her more tools with which to execute the finer points of complex noises #but her elders have tricks of their own.#Raven Beak can imitate human kissy noises in his throat using the very back of his tongue #making noises at each other is honestly one of their best bonding activities so far.#though they're usually sitting across the room from each other when they come out with the ear blast-tier moves #they don't need to talk to each other. don't even need to look at each other. they can just sit in the living room and go back and forth #with noises. they get competitive sometimes. that's typically when the loud stuff comes into play.#sometimes they have these wordless competitions of who can make the most intricate noises or the loudest noises or the weirdest noises #or they try to see who can make the most outlandish sound that flesh can feasibly make. like heavy machinery. stuff that you wouldn't expec #someone to be able to make on their own without the help of equipment.

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.

I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.

How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?

And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.

I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.

#im going INSANE #i literally just have to filter out the batfam characters at this point #and even that doesn't help sometimes #holy shit guys what is GOING ON #seriously if i see one more fic thats all 'haha the justice league meets the batfam and they're so shocked! 😯 because they're crazy 🤣'#i don't know how to explain to you people that THEY HAVE SEEN WEIRDER #a bunch of ninja kids aren't even making the top ten weirdest moments my dude. like. at all.#not even remotely #i can't stress ENOUGH how normal that would be to them #anyway im going fucking bonkers over here #dc #dc comics #or god fucking damnit the YJ fics that literally just have Kon's life revolving around Tim #and Cassie and Bart are just background scenary. and only exist to push Kon and Tim together. I'm going to go fucking nuts #ship whoever you want but at least have the character have an actual character beyond 'love interest'#also jfc. every. single. birdflash fic. that has Wally just be a love interest with literally nothing fucking else going on #except his relationship with Dick. work? family? life? villains?? nope! no he's just madly in love with Dick and cute and thats it!#im GOING INSANE

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enobariasdistrict2 · 10 months

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no because that one scene in book!catching fire where the victors that were reaped for the 75th games literally gathered all the tables at the training center together so they could eat lunch as a group, and that peeta was also included in most of this, is literally so funny. like they were all reaped and only one of them would survive the games and being victors they were very much aware of this fact but they just did not care and that is not only extremely hilarious (it has the vibes of that one friend group in your geometry class that will always find a way to talk to each other no matter how hard the teacher tries to separate them), it's actually a really sweet testament to the friendship between the victors and their comfort level/closeness/bonding.

#most possibly the weirdest high school clique combinations akfjtkdkfmf #like imagine that one friend group where the personalities don't make any sense yet they're somehow bonded #basically this group #ALSO katniss literally a) reaffirmed that peeta was a social butterfly and #b) outed herself by basically admitting that she was lowkey stalking him in their school years without even noticing #(her observation that peeta is putting the same talents that got him so many friends at school to use in this scenario)#the hunger games #anna reads thg #everlark

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karkatbug · 4 days

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Looks like mumbling his thoughts out loud finally benefited Dave

Day 7 of @davekatweek: Fluff

page 1/2-3/4/5/6/7-8/9-10

[Thanks for reading! Hopefully Dave wins Karkat a cute plushy or something on their first date.]

#random ass people have the weirdest convos with me on the ttc all the time #i just needed to make one of these two suffer with me ig #anyways congratz karkat even tho u charmed ur way into daves heart long ago looks like his brain finally caught up #and by that i mean i think he literally couldnt kid himself anymore he likes u too damn much he was abt to explode #ok anyways this was fun but davekat week killed me this year gotta prepare like a month in advance next time #thank u for reading and sorry for the shitty quality and super quick drawings dsjksfhs this is all i was capable of this year #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #hsfanart #my art #davekatweek2024

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the-magpie-archives · 2 years

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The "I'm 30 I don't kin anything" tweet holds a special place in my heart because one time I joked about kinning Jon and then I almost immediately found a corpse.

I've never claimed to kin anyone since.

#If you don't believe me about this you've clearly never lived in London #This was literally not even close to the weirdest day I've had‚ maybe it's just me but the city's a wild place!#One day I'll tell y'all about the time me and my friends saw a dead man on a bench and then saw him alive later that day....#But the morale of the story is do not kin anyone.... Ever....#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #jonathan sims #tma memes #tma crack #tw corpse #tw death mention

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wundrousarts · 18 days

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Had a dream recently where Jessica Townsend wrote a story in the Locked Tomb universe and Tamsyn Muir wrote a story in the Nevermoor universe and have since been miserable that it doesn’t exist.

#would be the weirdest crossover but idk lol #hilariously surprising dream conjured up by my brain #I think it’s bc I need to finish my eternal nevermoor reread and I know that I need to reread TLT before Alecto comes out. whenever that is.#nevermoor #the locked tomb #the overlap between people who have read both books is very few (one is adult sci fi the other middle grade fantasy)#but it’s funny that there is some. even if it’s extremely tiny.#I hope the like 2 people that exist enjoy this post then ❤️#truly this post belongs more on my other blog but I don’t allow reblogs there and I’m not logged in soooo. here.

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