#even tommy noticed

[buddiebitch]

genuinely confused why so many people are saying things like “i’m tired of the will they won’t they i wish they would just tell us if it’s gonna happen or not” (kinda defeats the purpose of will they won’t they?) or from the bummy stans “i wish they would shut down buddie fans once and for all” (both real posts i saw)

just wondering how y’all think watching a show is supposed to work? they aren’t going to come out and say either way until it happens in the show, don’t know why you would think it should go any other way.

they aren’t going to do an interview about episode 7 just to say “yeah tommy’s here for now but don’t worry he’ll be gone and we’ll get buddie going” like that’s not how it works, interviews in the middle of a season are purposefully vague and sometimes intentionally misleading, that’s kinda the point. this isn’t the type of show they want you to be able to predict, of course they’ll mislead us on purpose when they get the chance.

it’s very unlikely that any interview will reveal where the show is taking this, and no interviews yet have said strictly one way or the other so i’m not sure why people are acting like they have

[royalarchivist]

Technoblade: Man, imagine not winning a 1 v 3. Couldn't be me.

Every MCC with Technoblade was memorable, but MCC 5 will always stand out in my mind thanks to Techno's infamous 1 v 3 fight! Here are some highlights from that event in honor of the man himself.

Happy Birthday, Technoblade! Thanks for all the laughs.

[buckevantommy]

the way tommy is being so respectful and so careful with evan not only bc it's his first relationship with a man but bc he really likes him so they're taking things slow (note: they didn't kiss hello or goodbye at the bachelor party even though no one else was around to see besides eddie who already knows they're together) and then buck surprises the fuck out of him with that hungry af public kiss and those thoughts tommy had about being gentle and sweet for evan's first time sometime in the future fly out the window with the stark realisation that this guy knows what he's doing - or at least knows what he wants - even if he's never done it with a man before and tommy gets this rush of like: oh, he's gonna ride me into the mattress

[wenellyb]

Random person: "Tommy is so mean for saying "enjoy it while it lasts".

French people *confused* because they see nothing wrong with it.

To me, it just shows that they are close and Tommy feels comfortable with Buck.

Even Ravi, who witnessed the whole scene didn't think anything of it...

[a1sart]

hey wait a minute. why IS Philza associated with crows? I arrived in this fandom late 2020 early 2021 and he's just?? Always been associated with crows??? there aren't even crows in the game????

[bugflies00]

hey guys

[guardian-angle22]

911 Lone Star | TK Strand with patients in the field

[wishywashysmoshy]

[captain-hen]

no thoughts just the way eddie's voice goes high-pitched and giddy when he greets buck on the helicopter lot

[whatsourmotto]

So what, is Eddie going to close himself up, lying to everyone and hating himself for it while trying to pursue this ghost of a dream life ?

Is he gonna put so much stress on himself (well deserved, mind you) to maintain all the lies that he has to evacuate it in a way he consistently goes back to ?

Is Tommy going to be noticing how Eddie puts himself in danger and makes mistakes he should know to avoid and fights recklessly when they're sparring together ?

Is he going to talk about it to Buck, like, has Buck noticed anything off with their friend ? Is everything okay with Eddie ? What he's doing seems unhealthy, has anything happened on a call ?

[i3utterflyeffect]

Gravity would be so weird for resurrected!victim to experience. Like yeah they've seen its influence on others but they haven't felt for over a decade and even then it was for less than two minutes. Also, they wouldn't be comfortable sparring with the others because the first time they fought they lost and were a ghost for a very long time because of it.

oh yeah definitely. i could see them being very good at controlling themself under the levitation effect just because they're so used to it.

also yeah no, i feel like with the sticks they might spar a little (the others go pretty easy on them since it's pretty evident victim is a bit of a coward), but with Alan it's a complete no-go. the first time they get caught up in a play-fight between Alan and the sticks they just curl up and have a trauma attack and everyone just kind of stops

[normalbrothers]

why would alfie know about hughes or that he preys on children and base his judgment on tommy on this? he might have done his own research, and he was in contact with the odd fellows when he went behind tommy's back, but at no point - not during their conversation in tommy's house, where he merely refers to what happened to him as a 'terrible accident' nor during their confrontation in the warehouse - does it ever come up. alfie doesn't know about this, his entire rant - while what he's saying isn't exactly wrong - comes from his own sense of guilt, that he thought he could get away with it and not really thinking what the consequences of his actions might be

[elwenn-dreaming]

Me, heartbroken after binge watching the 6 seasons of Peaky Blinders in a week : I should watch something else to distract myself

Me, 3 hours later, heartbroken after watching the Wind that Shakes the Barley: I don't know what I expected

[eddiebuckley-diaz]

People some times censor names so they don't come up in searches (this fandom is real bad for harassing people for having different opinions - it makes sense that people take precautions)

Really wish people would block tags like anti tommy or whatever so people didnt have to do this

Yeah okay, that makes sense for the asterisks! Despite being on tumblr for years, I will never get all the ins and outs of things.

Thank you for explaining that part :)

I have tag blockers but it’s ineffective if people aren’t even bothering to tag it as anti though :/

(Plus I just am not understanding what the issue is with Tommy exactly…)

[painless-innit-colourful]

truly wild to me that ur just casually people now but incredibly fun also. i hope the ctommy you 100% definitely have is enjoying his time hiding from exams. i mean not hiding he is simply too massive for that. tactical retreat

ilex sometimes you do make me absolutely howl. anyway yes he made a very tactical retreat for my final assessment today but now WE'RE OUT WE'RE BACK he has been hanging out this afternoon

[apollos-boyfriend]

Okay, to enable your brainrot:

Imagine: Schlarklez as Tubbo’s parents, sending him to the first day of school. Tubbo is a very quiet and respectful kid most of the time. But as soon as he gets home from this first day, he immediately tells them that he is too big of a man to listen to anyone.

Now the question is: For how long each of them will hold a grudge on Tommy after that despite the fact that Tommy and Tubbo are inseparable now?

at first both of them think it’s fucking hilarious, but only when it’s not happening to them. jordan asks tubbo to wash his dishes after dinner and tubbo refuses because big men don’t wash dishes, they get other people to do it for them. schlatt falls out of his chair laughing. he is nearly instantly hit by karma as he tries to wrangle tubbo into taking a bath and the kid Will Not Budge. schlatt probably ends up falling into the tub himself at some point because tubbo’s too damn squirrelly, which genuinely almost sends jordan to the hospital because he ends up laughing so hard he bruises a rib.

jordan’s first instinct is to give tommy a stern lecture, but schlatt’s like “dude. he’s 6. he probably picked it up from his parents or older brother or something, you should talk to them instead.” lo and behold said dad is philza goddamn minecraft, jordan’s next-door neighbor that jordan SWEARS is ruining his lawn to make his own look good, and yeah, that definitely does Not help his feelings towards the man. phil assured him he’ll talk to tommy about it but there is No way jordan believes him. he’s 90% sure phil actually told tommy to amp it up, because the next time it somehow gets Worse. both of them get used to tommy after a few months, seeing that he and tubbo get along so well. they Definitely work to correct what tommy teaches tubbo before he passes it onto crumb, because they cannot deal with three tommys. one is more than enough.