#ew anons

[yandere-kokeshi]

I wanna fart on you and ensure you smell my shit bubble

Oh...

[madaman0]

Can you draw Tom and Tord as animals/cat. CAUSE I LOVE YOUR ART SM

I didn't get to color them, but maybe i'll do a full body of Tord some other time.

bonus

[baconcolacan]

Can you draw more Paul and Pat????

I love your art!!!! Super cool!!!❤️🤩

Young, dumb, and full of cu-

[dysfunctional-doodle]

Finally catching up with requests, wow. A rough idea of what I see as a human ROTTMNT Mikey design requested by an anon!

-> Commissions || My Kofi || Tip Jar :) <-

I will probably give better drawings that weren’t done in the space of an hour once studies are over for the year, but this is a rough sketch of the little bean :)

[lilislegacy]

Can you imagine camps reaction when they find out luke saw annabeth in the river of styx ? I would be like wtf !???

REAL

luke was around 20 when he does it. and the last time he spent actual time with annabeth she was what? 12-14?

[oifaaa]

To be fair, we can't hear an accent when you type.

Are you saying that when you see me typing your not imagining it in an Irish accent???? Disappointed ngl

[ohbo-ohno]

this is bad. this is REALLLLL bad. i was just a normal gal til I read your ghoap puppy play. i. just. what the fuck. now, first of all, i’m even MORE kinky than before, and you’ve infected my writing too

like soap gets all pouty when ghost first starts training because what the hell, he didn’t sign up for this :((( and like when ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again :(((

and ghost doesn’t even give a shit. cuz it doesn’t matter if Johnny is our talking with literally anyone on base, ghost can literally just say a few little words and poor soap just slips right back into the puppy headspace :(( and then he gets all whiney when they’re alone and can’t help it when he starts to bark, nuzzling closer like the good boy he is :(((

omg ew what have I become

i love hearing that my stuff is what got people into puppyplay but it never fails to fucking BLOW my mind. ME??? are you sure????

anyways the last paragraph of this ask made me loooooooose my fucking mind. i don't think you meant it this way but i would KILL to be able to write hypno properly, there's sooo much fun there. hypnotizing someone to be your puppy.... they don't know why they feel like dropping to their knees every time you whistle :(((

equally as fun, of course, is just regular ol' training. ghost getting soap conditioned to certain signals and sounds, doing it so casually that soap doesn't even notice. goes so far that soap stops responding to commands from other people - the first time soap looks to ghost instead of price in the field (ignoring price, waiting for ghost), simon nearly fucking melts. praises his boy for hours when they get home

"ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again" has been something i've been meaning to actually write a full scene out for for MONTHS now but i never have. it's just. godddddddd i fucking. ugh i can't. SO goddamn hot, it's egregious. i can't

ghost playing with soap (even in public) with miscellaneous items... love. ceilidh has this tweet that i haven't stopped thinking about since she posted it. just...

ghost making soap grab him things by saying "fetch that for me" and eventually shortening it to just "fetch" :( holding things a little too long when he offers them to johnny, making him play a quick game of tug of war :( grabbing johnny by the jaw and shaking his head real rough when he's not listening :( taking him on walks when he gets all wound up so he doesn't make a mess of himself or ghost's room :( goddamn i could write a whole drabble for every single one of these ideas if i was in the right fucking mood. hate it here

[craigslisthorses]

they could try feeding him

[maccamania]

Shane, eddie brock, tom, branch and mike (fnaf movie) wear black nail polish.

Do you agree

Um, of course they all do!!

[ofbreathandflame]

im sorry im breaking my anti fast for this bc its literally the most idiotic thing i have ever seen.

"some people hate sjm for the racism in her books"

yeah NO SHIT.

that has always been the point.

thats literally the entire point of being anti sjm posts. thats literally all we talk about in the anti tags. but shortsightedness and an unhealthy relationship with these characters has always blinded y'all to that fact.

you see this is why i could not stomach conversations because you guys constantly make a mockery of the problems in sjm's work and only acknowledge the problems for a 'gotcha' moment. EVERY SINGLE TIME we have talked about how the racism in sjm's work affects the writing of her characters you guys have made it into an anti feysand problem, and by doing that you have willingly separated yourself from the problems in the story. the reality is that the racism affects the way these characters are written -- including your favs. do not dare twist the main message of antis to fit some twisted little point you want to make toward specific blogs. i have been on my last account for over two years and EVERY TIME i -- or any anti -- has talked about the way sjm's racism bleeds onto the text we have been undermine, ran off our blogs, sent hate mail. so yeah it pisses me off to no end to be sent the dumbest post in the anti tags to ever exist. yall do not care about her racism, her misogynoir. if you did, you wouldn't be calling people brain dead for daring to dislike your favorite ship for valid reason -- i.e. the racism. we talked about the complexities of how racist the portrayal of the illyrians were -- and we were dismissed as anti feysand and therefore 'braindead.' we talked about the way women of color and the allusions of FGM (female genital mutilation)-- and we were called anti feysands and then dismissed. stay out of the anti tags -- especially if you are the ones perpetuating these dynamics. i was ran off my blog for discussing these issues for two years. y'all sent hate mail, called me tamlin stan -- called others tamlin stans -- for even daring to discuss the racism in sjm works. that's not even touching the nehemia situation, or crescent city. fuck off the tags. you literally have a blog dedicated to this woman and her racist ass characters, you shoot down any criticism of them because of it, and then yall have the nerve to come into the tags for the some hehe hahah tamlin stan bs??? double fuck off. the anti sjm tag has always been a place for that criticism. always.

addition: and these problems are not just valid when discussing characters you don't like. the illyrians are written to brutes, with the bat boys operating as the 'model minority'. the story justifies the lack of infrastructure, and the misogyny (misogynoir depending on how you classify illyrian women), the lack of progress.

'its a culture problem'

'rhysand has tried, but they wont listen'

like do you know how crazy it is to write a group of people as permanently mentally stunted? to classify their women as nameless entities that our main character can shift in and out of to satisfy her supposed 'man of color' sexually? feyre cosplays as a woman of color for SEX, meanwhile in FIVE BOOKS we've met one named illyrian woman and shes described 'interesting,' but not as pretty as opposed to nesta and gwyn, mor, and feyre who are the prettiest people to walk the earth. that don't sound CRAZY to yall??? these people of color are left without leadership, without infrastructure, no access to a golden city, no access to their high lord, are forced to breed out warriors who live and die without ever getting to enjoy the city of velaris, the house of wind for survivors. all of that so that the maincharacters can live out that power fantasy. its racist. thats what it is. please think consider reading comprehension b4 yall make these gotcha posts because it really stinks of weirdness.

the illyrians are treated like rabid animals by their leaders, by everyone and then the responsibility is on them to somehow progress when everyone is unwilling to give them nothing more than scraps. like there's a real life counterpart to this, and yall arguments are very real and very damaging.

they are written by the author to be a permanent second class deserving of their position because they're minds somehow cannot comprehend any 'progression.' all of these characters including rhysand, feyre, mor, az, cassian, tamlin, nesta say racist things toward them because THE NARRATIVE thinks they're justified in saying them. like the moralizing is wild in this case bc all of them are allowed to get away with it. its not just tamlin or nesta, not just the valkyries (which is an ENTIRELY different scenario btw). like the idea that all of the bad can be ascribed to the 'bad' characters and the 'good' characters somehow don't feed into those racist tropes is WILD. rhysand literally told us -- the reader -- the in the war against slaves and their oppressors somehow it was an equal battle. like?????? somehow 'both sides were at fault' ignoring that one side WAS LITERALLY SLAVES. like can u imagine if someone looked at the Haitian revolution and was like....yeah the side of the oppressors was somehow on equal footing when the other side WAS ENSLAVED? how can u acknowledge this author is racist and then pretend that the racism only bleeds over to the characters you *shockingly* don't like?? yes -- there is a problem with feyre wearing illyrian wings BECAUSE SHES THE HIGH LADY. she made herself that title. of course that carries a different weight. the racism is ingrained in the text, not just some little trinket to flash when you want to moralize bullying a small group of people with strawman arguments.

[sillaysockz]

If you’re taking requests I’d die happy for some drunk Tom being all clingy/flirty w Edd 😭

here you go! [click on image for better resolution]

[neonpurpleledlights]

I’m calling you out right now nardo. Stay out of my blog. @neonblueledlights

[madaman0]

more cats i beg of you-

Anon please i'm not a Warriors artist. I can't keep doing this.

Anyway here:

Nothin but love to my mysterious cat bandit anon, but i'll probably be taking a bit of a break from Catsworld for now lol

[fatuismooches]

this is my first time doing this typa thing so i dont know if i did this properly BUT!!

imagine akademiya zandik somehow not being your partner for the upcoming project (that professor is definitely not going survive…) and him asking if youll need help (he doesnt doubt you but he does doubt his peers) but then it evolves into you gushing about how pretty and gorgeous your partner for the project is and realizing the burning glare from zandik,,, poor pookie wookie got jealous and the only way you can assure him is cuddling him all night wether he likes it or not!! (he does like it but will never ever admit it!!)

hes so silly i want him to EXPLODE!!

AHHHSIBDQUIDB IM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS MY HEART IS EXPLODING AT THIS...

Zandik despises professors who give assigned groups instead of letting you pick who you want to be partnered up with... and this only multiplies when he's grown attached to you! When he hears the group project being announced he doesn't think much of it - he's like yes yes [Name] and I will finish it with ease - but then he hears your name being called out with someone else and he just. Doesn't process it for a few seconds and then it sinks in. This professor really had the audacity to do that. He's so grumpy for the rest of the class and the professor is sweating from the glare he's receiving from Zandik. (Oh, Zandik won't kill him, that would draw far too much attention, but he's good at ruining people in other ways!)

Ugh Zandik acknowledging your intelligence and value 😫 and then looking down on those other fake scholars 🫶 You come back to the dorm after working on the project with your teammate (he was brooding in his room by himself) and he obviously hides how bored he was without you... he gets to asking how it went and all, wondering if you had to carry your groupmate like you usually do...

But instead, you greet him with more enthusiasm and cheer than he expected. A great big smile about how lovely and helpful and pretty your teammate is, nothing like the ones you've had before! It was certainly a pleasant surprise, you go on to say. Big mistake 🤭 You should not have done that! Reader, you better be careful who you talk about otherwise they might end up missing!! Ahahaha! 😅😅😅

It's so easy to know when Akademiya Zandik is jealous, it's almost funny. Ignores you, gives you the cold shoulder, and denies everything when you tease him about it... refuses physical touch for a bit because he doesn't want to give in. Just make sure to apologize and state how he is above everyone in your eyes, that no one could ever compare to him. When you're cuddling he'll just grumble about how he's never letting you partner up with someone else ever again (he stays true to his word, probably using methods you'd never admit out loud.)

[dobythealpaca]

larry

*crowd goes wild*

[x-junwrites-x]

sobbing your writing style is consistently beautiful :'] I love it.

Is it alright if I requested a tord x reader drabble where the reader is a soft, affectionate person? they're overall loving towards him considering he's touched-starved. reader can be gender neutral c:

Hi, anon! You sent this ages ago, and I was on a very long writers block. I’m so sorry😅

Hope this is ok!

-Jun

Marshmallow

Tord x Reader Drabble

Tw: none

It started small, with a steady hand holding his whenever the two of you sat on the couch in the boys’ living room while you were visiting. He would tense up, stormy gray eyes never leaving the tv screen. You wouldn’t look at him either, simply rubbing soothing circles over the cold skin as his hand tightened over yours whenever Matt or Edd would pass by on their way to get a snack from the kitchen. Your eyes would skirt over to see the way he ducks his head, cheeks tinting slightly before composing himself.

You didn’t complain as he let your hand go.

*

So loving. So forgiving.

He didn’t hate it. But he didn’t know what to do with it.

“Sweetheart,” you purred, watching the way he fumbled while slipping his hoodie off at the sound of your voice.

“What?” His muffled words held some exasperation as he moved to lay next to you on his bed. The two of you were set to watch a movie in his room, you were already laying down comfortable under one of his blankets.

“C’mere.” You motioned for him to scooch closer despite his hesitance. You paused, noting the way his fingers were curled into his palms. The space between you small, but could be closer. “Hey, Tord,” you waited for him to look at you, “It’s ok if you don’t wanna cuddle.”

He grimaced, shifting to turn towards you more.

“It’s not that I don’t want to,” he sighed out, fingers uncurling from one palm to run a hand down his other forearm, “it’s just that…it’s hard for me.” You frowned at that, head tipping to rest against one of his pillows. He blinked at you, letting the silence stretch between you.

“Well, here. If you want to try, we don’t have to.” You asked as a hand stretched out to rest palm up closer to him. He looked down at it before looking back up at you. The Norwegian pursed his lips, fingers feeling warmer as he placed his hand in yours. You were quick to interlace your fingers together, laughing quietly at his startled look. “This ok? I know earlier was a little different since we were outside.”

Tord swallowed, nodding before relaxing back onto his pillows. The light of the tv’s idle screen filled his sight as he looked up at the ceiling. “This is ok.”

With a slight tug, you carefully fit yourself closer to him, letting him turn on his side to face you again.

“What?” He whispered, watching the way you chewed on your bottom lip. Your free hand slithered over to rest again his waist then, pausing as you felt him tense.

“Is this too much?” You asked nearly into his chest, your senses well aware of the way he wasn’t relaxed under your hand. He let out a breath, his hand unlatching from your hold. You were about to move back before both his arms encased you in an embrace that squished you against his chest. Eyes widened, you latched back onto him. Tord was tense, arms shaking slightly as he held you to him.

“Tord, you ok?” You asked again, voice sounding muffled as your head nestled against his throat.

“Mm, yeah.” He murmured, head tipping to rest against the crown of your head. Despite not ever holding someone as close as he was, it felt good. Different, but good. Only if it was with you.

With that, you nuzzled into him, daring to press a kiss against the skin of his throat. He huffed a laugh, suddenly squeezing you to hear your startled giggle.

“Hey!” You laughed, scooching back but not letting go of him. He gave you a smirk, a hand reaching up to ruffle your hair. Your chest warmed as he kept his arm around you, pulling you closer to settle back down. The two of you eventually melted into each other, watching the rest of the movie in quiet content. You felt like you had found your home.