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does anyone know how to use pluralkit? we wanna start but we are so confused aaaa 😵💫😵💫
- grant
#this is your captain speaking#pro endo#endo safe#endo friendly#endogenic#pro endogenic#endogenic safe#endogenic system#endogenic friendly#anti rq#anti radqueer#anti transid#radqueers dni#pluralkit#system stuff#system things#like. confused to the point where we don't even know if it's something you have to install#we know straight-up ZERO except for it's a discord extension#explain like im 5
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Why is hilson constantly trending and not gallavich
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This is so true!!
I genuinely think Philomena Cunk interview questions are academically valuable in that 1. They force experts to consider ridiculous scenarios they never would have thought of having to deal with and 2. They test the ability of academics to explain their fields to laypeople and challenge the idea that “everybody knows xyz.” I think part of all higher level degree programs should involve having to get interviewed by Philomena Cunk
#philomena cunk#cunk on britain#cunk on life#this is very true#ilovethis#important#explain like im 5
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being dumb as fuck is making this chapter preview period so fun like. yes i have read over 20 books and novellas in this series. no i have no idea what is happening at any given moment. i just love when people post like "NO guys this means the dawnspren will reverse nahel splinter and kaladin will mega-ascend to reforge three shards into a invested shardshit" and i'm just like. god you're so right. keep going everyone
#sorry but who is ba-ado mishram#explain like im 4#trying to make fake costheory memes is always so fun because you can literally write anything and its somewhat feasible as an actual theory#kowt spoilers#wat spoilers#stormlight 5#stormlight archive#brandon sanderson#cosmere#my hits and bangers and other such things
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but my heart is like a claw machine
#undescribed#bonk.png#great god grove#ggg#great god grove spoilers#ggg spoilers#isttvg spoilers#she/her for hector on this post please n thank you#i had a bunch of tags attempting to explain this whole thing n post game transfem hector hc but the og post didnt show up in the tags#n its like 5:30 something n i was already having trouble explaining it bc ive had like four hours of sleep so i sadly cant talk about gender#stuff like i wanted to in full detail so something something sanding self down to be nonthreatening n palatable#something something the way players (myself included) falsely believed king was a man despite many of us being trans or otherwise queer#n pre endgame king only being referred to with they/them something something men as the default as problem solvers as leaders the heroes of#the story something something hector's envy of the way king is loved n admired n able to be heard as herself#hector's fear of death n irrelevance driving her to do the shit she did n the main theme of isttvg (aside from transgenderism) being fear of#death n how denying yourself will cause you to become irrelevant in ur own life disconnected from everything as the years fly by#theres still time.#enjoy the bullet points its almost six am im gonna pass out#wiat also fixation on youth in both how we view n associate feminity n what is normally explored n portrayed with transgendering
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Fucked up creature that spawns from the Ultimate Weapon after four souls stew in it for God knows how long honestly
#homestuck#artblocked#fanart#homestuck fanart#john egbert#rose lalonde#dave strider#jade harley#ultimate weapon#i had a thought at like 5 am and went “holy shit i have to draw this” so it is a bit bad#sorry i just can't draw well when i don't sleep at night lol#it just seemed so fucking cool but ill probably just forget about it later once i fall asleep officially#does this count as an au#no idea#i guess since im not really gonna write anything about this thing right now no not really?#i really tried to mix all of the animal parts evenly lolll#rose is a horse because of maplehoof honestly#im tired of cat rose#roxy is the cat!!!! she has a literal cat as her symbol!!!!!!!!!#so horse rose#i get the feeling that rose would turn out to be a horse girl in some other timeline ngl#she just seems like she would be one either out of spite or geniune horse love#im babbling lmaoooo this is what i get for not fucking sleeping lol#first fish rose... then horse rose#im doing everything in my power to avoid cat rose bro#the rest are obvious i dont need to explain why jades a dog#or why daves a crow#or even why johns a bunny#anyway vote on their name and/or title#coolest one i pick
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starbee comic,,, if u get the reference then u understand a pivotal part of how i see their dynamic



Bee x scream is like if that one rlly bubbly & makes herself seem ditzy and cute girl to everyone to have friends who'll dump her the moment they get a bf & she's probably on the spectrum but no one notices or cares to delve deeper into her bcs she's so 'cute' & smiles & masks to be liked ( bcs she doesnt want anyone to delve deeper into her personality & realize shes actually Not perfect miss lil daddys girl purity ring ) was forced to be stuck with The Bitchtm intimidating weird girl who's also undiagnosed but everyone knows there's Something with her & treated her differently in a way they Think is discreet but She Knows & no matter how hard she tries, everyone's gonna have this Undertone with her so she's just given up on trying to seem pleasant to everyone but still desperately wants to be loved & has a slight clue as to why ppl keep hating her even when she tries for them not to for once but still can't get an answer bcs her life sucks and diagnosis is expensive and she has no time and she's - omg why is this bitch (bee) making her notes all cute with big colorful fonts & organized by alphabetical shade marker collection haha she's so weird (<- is Also weird bcs hes starscream). im gonna ask to borrow one of her favorite markers (the baby blue one) and dry it out while she stares at me with big wet eyes trying to find a polite way to put 'im gonna kill you' in a sentence
#bee instantly introduces himself to a new person bcs hes thrilled at the idea of molding his own perfect image in#a clueless person's mind and purposefully hangs out with ppl who are worse off than him so he can focus#on helping their problems rather than focusing on his own & also it helps him feel like a Good Mech#bcs hes just SO NICE. RIGHT ?#meanwhile star instantly introduces himself as a powerful bitch rather than a helping hand#so ppl know to back tf off and respect order and if they dont respect order than at least theyll try not to hang around#but he also hangs around worse ppl to feel better abt himself except it's not a secret but what Is secret is how he#wishes he didnt always have to scare off nice ppl bcs hes sxared of breaking their sparks bcs it'll inevitably happen bcs hes Starscream#idk tho maybe im insane#bag u a bitch that say yepperooni#bumblebee#starscream#im like insane abt these two but like in an insane not quirky im so different way but like the wtf made u think that#way that i cant explain normally bcs im not normal abt them#starbee#transformers#maccadam#transformers idw#tf idw#need moots that love starbee like im not used to being in big fandoms.. im used to tightknit lil followers who all reblog the same 5 posts#bcs theyre all insane abt it & wanna have a conversation like i love funny tags over 100+ likes any day#pls dont be afraid to yap in tags comments or asks like i love yapp look at me I LOOOVEEE YAPPPP
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was joking to my girlfriend about a very elaborate scenario in which fugo would wear a shirt that reads "I taste as good as I look". The exact text is as follows
"A concept: fugo wearing a crop top that reads "I taste as good as I look" but it's laundry day (that's the only reason he's wearing it, it was a gag gift from Trish) and he looks like shit so it just looks like cannibalism deterrent" -Astro
I drew this to destress . Maybe I'll fix it up and make it into a proper drawing sometime. Not tonight tho
#pannacotta fugo#vento aureo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#it's FGA if you squint so I'm tagging it#fugoposting#fugo's gay adventure#jjba part 5#I was gonna draw the giorno shirtless calendar into the background again#but explaining its presence in a random laundromat was too complicated#not that I think fugo is the sole owner of the shirtless giorno calendar#im sure its found itself many homes#lol#I like to imagine fugo only has it because they gave it to him I don't think he's brave enough to buy that on his own#or maybe he finds the concept weird and maybe violating but the boss is the boss and can do whatever he wants#only has it up in his office because he realized he didn't have any other calendars#and of course because . well.#I should draw him being like <giorno calendar we're really in it now>
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What's with the usersoandso lists underneath some posts and how do I get in the club
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So I made my friend watch jwcc and theyre on s3 right now so here are some of the highlights so far










We got onto a call as well and some of my favorites from that were
“‘we blew up a gondola together’ ARE YOU GAY?”
*me talking about how B canonically has two dads* “oh and does she also have two girlfriends? Yes she does!!”
And several instances of them trying to separate darius and ben and calling them mean names LMAO
#they also didnt like my stinky twinky ben joke 😔#stinky twinky#twinky stinky#jwcc#camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#ignore the nicknames too um#im freakmaster99 HAGAGHAH#the last screenshot was during our call they straight up paused the show to silently type that while i was dying in the background#watch camp cretaceous with me its so fun (i will pause it every 5 seconds to explain random stuff or references)#f slur tw#f slur cw#cw f slur#tw f slur#f slur reclaimed#they adopted ben btw thats their son now#the first screenie… little do they know
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i am losing my mind at the dogshit exposition in the DMC anime, they are gunning for the first spot in the "tell not show" competition and brother I think they secured the gold by ep 2
From a lady explaining how her weapon works to the demon she's about to kill, to then everyone gassing up the said lady like "yoo that's why she's the best, she's the most talented and special agent in our unit, she's the top dog and noone messes with her, that's why she's our leader" BRO I COULD TELL. I CAN TELL! SHE'S MANACINGLY STANDING IN THE DARKNESS CALLING THE SHOTS........... why this dialogue?? when she is standing in the room too?? EVERYONE IN THE ROOM KNOWS ALL OF THIS ALREADY
or in ep 5... by ep 5 we've met/seen plenty of evil demons. and the lady while exploring a building full of demon-civilians gets the lore dropped on her that "hell" is actually a world they call Makai. Big bad world with a lot of bad shit in it, the entire fanwiki opening paragraph, the whole 9 yards. And then 30 seconds later we have evil demons greet each other with "For Makai" and.
and it reads as if they are only now allowed to use the word, now that it's been explained to me the audience, and not a PEEP of it in the 5 eps prior. At least pepper in the big bad saying some shit like "Makai... you wont have to wait long" or anything so that for a goddamn second I the audience can even BEGIN to wonder
every single Chekov's gun in this show gets pulled out of a pocket, is IMMEDIATELLY demystified and explained with the urgency of an insecure 14 year old tweeting, and then promptly rapid-fired as if wielded by Dante himself
#the most naturalistic exposition so far was that Dante likes DDR#the sloppy seconds being the implication that dantes brother is alive#WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL if not only the fact that the demon also had to audibly explain how his powers work to a buncha nobodies#im still on ep 5 so no spoilers ig#i am yelling at clouds but you can trust me to always get pissed at subpar exposition and the ineffective economy of storytelling#i am neck deep in this swamp like an alligator and brother i bite#because of the shapeshifting guy#marcia liveblogs dmc
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i love showing my partner the way phannies react to dnp doing anything because it’s endlessly funny to get an outside perspective. like yes it’s weird that we react to dnp doing anything with rage and terror but we’re having a good time i promise. the majority of us being mentally ill is completely unrelated i swear.
#they wouldn’t last a second in the asylum we were raised#i’ve never had a partner that i’ve felt comfortable showing phannie shit to though so i’m winning tbh#i’ve been trying to figure out how to explain phannie culture to them for 5 years but i can’t put it into words in the way that would#make sense to a non phannie#they love dnp though and im dragging them to tit pray for them#sanj coined the term ‘first phannie’ for them it’s so good#(like first lady like married to the president do you get it do you get it do you get it)#i do have sooooo many theories like i wanna write essays about phannie culture#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet#dip and pip#d&p#danandphilgames#dapg#dnptit#atag#image description in alt#dnp described
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Someone please explain batfam to me I wanna read the Danny Phantom crossover fics but idk shit about batfam
#explain it like im 5#the only batman media i have consumed is lego batman#so that tells you what i know#(nothing)#danny phantom#batfam#dc#batman
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Now Andrew is only supposed to be roughly 2 years older than Leyley. So why is she so childlike?
In decay part 1a she doesn't understand why ripping up homework isn't a valid solution to Andrew's problem of having no time to do it. Which is uh...
If we stretch things a bit, then she could be 5 while andrew is seven, having a birthday that puts her in school earlier, but thats assuming they start school at 6 years old. But as nemlei is finnish, there's a more interesting answer.
Finnish schools start at age 7.
If we assume the graves were too broke to send Ashley to preschool, but were able to send Andrew since they had more support back then, then that means it's possible Leyley had no socialization outside her home and thus Andrew, until then. (I doubt they would have seen much wrong with leaving her in front of the tv while no one was home for a few hours).
That means at 7 years old Leyley has no concept of consequences or how to interact with people outside of Andrew. She repeats everything she hears and isn't used to socializing enough to care when her chances to are taken away. Nor has Andrew ever had responsibilities bigger than her.
Developmentally she's vastly behind her peers. Think three to four. Its no wonder she's so irresponsible in that flashback, she's never had a chance to know better.
And depending on when they transitioned from grandpa graves house to their apartment that may be the cause of why she wasn't sent to preschool while Andrew was as 1: they may not have wanted the kids alone with him and 2: in Finland in the 1970s free or low income schooling was a rollout system depending on regions. Meaning it might not have been in the budget anymore.
Especially as Mrs graves likes to pretend they are well off, she may have been saving up to put Andrew into /learning school/ and not just /people school/ at age 10. Only the former allowered for university education and not just tertiary schooling, but it cost money. This system was unfair and part of why the free education rollout 1970-77 was important. Also why Renee was so smug about having a degree/going to university, since learning school placements were very competitive, despite the fact they costed money.
Mrs graves would never let anyone go to their appartment and prove they were poor. So Ashley has only likely been to three places in her (social) life. The appartment, grandparents, and now school.
So uh. Yeah. Turns out if you stick a kid in front of a tv for years with only another child to look after them they're a bit fucked up. Who knew!
#tcoaal#tcoaal ashley#honestly im keeping this soley bc it makes more sense to me#maybe the graves just forgot about leyley so much they forgot to put her into daycare entirely#thus treat her like a toddler in spite of the fact she's school age#bc that's the status quo#honestly im no master of finnish childcare laws of 1970. but its surprising how much it explains in tcoaal for me.#I just assumed mrs graves meant she paid for the teacher via taxes. which she does. but its odd to think of paying for kids education#finland does have a preschool at age 6 but it doesn't seem to be mandatory. so i will ignore it.#adds to ashley being an embarrassment bc Renee n doug completely dropped the ball on every level with her.#rip ashley you never stood a chance.#i mean its easier to swallow if she's 5 but i would have liked a tweaking of the sprites if that was the case.#*smacks head* this bitch can fit so much emotionally neglectful child abuse in her
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#one piece#monkey d luffy#gear 5 luffy#i don't have anything to explain#yes i do#IT'S BECAUSE THIS FUCKING NAKED GOKU IMAGE CAPTIONED 'could you repeat that' HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS#AND IM ON CALL AND WE WERE LIKE this but gear r luffy and#i drew it#tin art#i don't even. sighs#here naked luffy
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Has kid Xelqua ever gone through a night terror? I would get them all the time when I was younger and my folks said that I usually didn’t recognize them at first when I woke up
Probably ! I've thought abt this before, but more so nightmares, I'm not sure how different night terrors are.
kid Xelqua still has vague feelings or emotions tied to his other forms on a subconscious level, so i imagine the nightmares are from that. Tho he is a kid, so he probably has pretty normal nightmares occasionally too.
Xelqua also shares a bed with Grian, i imagine during a nightmare, he'd just wake up and then get closer to Grian for comfort, in the case of a night terror--which i assume is worse, if you can't recognize people--he'd immediately try to get out of bed in a panic, so Grian would have to grab him and turn a light on while trying to calm him, not easy ! They sleep in a nest-like bed, so its not like he'd hurt himself falling out, but still !
Grian would just hold Xelqua and rub his back until he fully calms down, he's confused and tired. Grian would probably try to talk to him about it, but i don't think Xelqua would have much answer.
I think Grian would even try to talk to other versions of Xelqua about the nightmares, whenever they show up i mean, it can be quite the wait sometimes, and the saint isn't exactly open to deeper conversations.
#i worded this the best i could im having such bad brain fog rn its silent hill#ask#as a kid i had a nightmare bad enough to where my parents demanded i explained it#i was embarrassed so i made up a random scary story abt the wold ending or monsters i think#but the actual dream was i got arrested by police on christmas. that was it. i was like 5 haha#i dont get nightmares often as an adult tho. last time i had one i think it was someone getting their face peeled off by a mob chanting-#-''you are not who you are'' or something along those lines. i woke literally so sweaty#kidxelqua
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