#ezra bridger incorrect quotes

[mereelz]

Sabine, on the commlink: Do you have 3,000 credits?

Hera: What do you need 3,000 credits for?

Ezra, leaning into the receiver: An escape room.

Hera: What kind of escape room costs 3,000 credits?

Ezra and Sabine in unison: Jail.

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?

Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

[aaeeart]

(commission info)

he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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[lothcatthree]

part 2

part 1

[oftenlyshitposting]

sabine: i have two wolves inside me

ezra: i beg your fucking pardon?

sabine: one is an adhd mandalorian, and the other is an autistic jedi padawan

shin: there's only one wolf inside you and that's me

ahsoka: *snorts on her tea*

huyang: i wish i could rewire myself to unhear that

[overlord-of-fantasy]

How to beat Thrawn

Leia: We need to distract these guys. Ezra: Leave it to me. Ezra: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Thrawn & Eli: *immediately begin arguing*

[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

[horatio-fig]

Zeb: So there was this huge pit on the ice moon

Ezra: A bottomless pit?

Zeb: Nah, Kallus was there too

[fulcrum11]

Sabine: By the way, Shin and I are dating now

Ezra: If I had a nickel for every time one of my siblings fell in love with their (former) enemy, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[gamelpar]

Kallus: Do you or do you not still have me saved as ‘Zeb’s side hoe’ in your comm?

Ezra: Your beard looks amazing today

Kallus: Answer the question

[justafandomgvrl]

i made something

[mereelz]

Kanan: Do you even know how to slow dance?

Ezra: Of course we do!

Ezra and Sabine: *Does the macarena at 1/4th speed*

[incorrectclonewars]

Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?

Ezra: I’m not scared of her!

Kanan: So that’s a no.

[aaeeart]

dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one

[merememberjust]

How I imagined Sabine Wren coming out:

Sabine: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Ezra:

Ezra: I thought you were Mandalorian.

[oftenlyshitposting]

shin: i feel like doing something dumb today

ezra: please don't

ahsoka: that would be unwise

sabine: i'm dumb, do me

shin: ...

ezra: ...um

ahsoka: sabine...

sabine: i said that out loud didn't i