#fake promo

[duckinthewild]

Some movie posters i designed for some pals!

[petitmortadella]

apple cider.

it was okay

[bags-of-regret]

I can feel you all around me…

Couldn’t decide lol.

Posting my art is a big step for me so I gotta throw this out before i start to hate it.

Just in case: My watermark is Ghost bc I go by Ghost on other platforms.

[taffywabbit]

the way that new mario game seems to be pulling a lot of poses and stylization from old official promo art got me thinking back to these style-imitation pieces i did back in 2020 for a friend's fangame project... old NES/SNES-era promo art is so interesting to study!!

[naomistares]

quick update on the original comic i'm working on: currently writing it and i've finished a good portion only to realise that, and personal tmi, it's basically just a big giant exaggerated metaphor about my heart problems and it's symptoms, and how it came to be. and how i caused it tbh. but in a fantasy setting and somehow gay, so safe to say that it's going and now i really gotta see this to its end

[laniidae-passerine]

in all honesty I hope they don’t announce s4 of Hannibal, not because of any truly valid concerns, but because all the promotional material was absolutely atrocious and I’d hate to see it return

[skeletonrodeoqueen]

Stevie Richards and Raven, ECW Hardcore TV 9/26/95

[ofthecaravel]

I cannot wrap my head around Jake not only being his own opener, but announcing aforementioned opener with the only somewhat noticeable change being that he has more pronounced facial hair. Yknow, the most classic fake bad disguise gag in every Saturday morning cartoon ever. Does he even understand how fucking funny he is

[pdalicedraws]

I don’t actually expect Callisto to show up in Hades II, but I have all these ideas about if she did.

She’s a friendly NPC like Pat/Eurydice/Sisyphus, giving you friendly advice and a choice of items. She appears in an early forest area as Melinoë makes her way towards the underworld.

She’s a little withdrawn at first, but as you get to know her better she opens up a bit and will start to make offhand cryptic remarks about having been a bear, about the capriciousness of the gods, about her far-away son, and about forgiveness.

Having been the target of cruel retribution she didn’t deserve, she’s very skeptical of Melinoë’s developing relationship with Nemesis, but she’s not going to get involved.

(She loves and trusts someone who was incredibly cruel to her, after all. She can’t judge. Everything gets a little complicated when it comes to the gods. And if she’s seen Lady Artemis weep in regret, no one will ever know.)

If you have any Zeus boons, her chamber will not appear at all.

[iamrobinelias]

Hob Gadling promo posters

I saw lots of Ferdinand Kingsley portraits on Twitter recently, along with someone (can't remember who it was) asking for a Hob promo poster. I don't know if it's already been done but anyway, here's my attempt! Couldn't decide on one picture/caption so I made four. They are far from perfect. I cut out the portraits with an axe, used fonts I already had and just painted the background to look somewhat like the one in the original posters. But I had fun and am happy with the result 😊

The "Have a drink with" and "Keep waiting with" captions came from lovely folks on the Dreamling discord. Thank you 🖤 Also thanks to anyone who shared the high res pictures!

(We deserved a Hob promo poster btw. And a Hob Netflix icon. It's not too late to add one!)

[theinfinitedivides]

recently every time i read an Aldis Hodge interview and he's geeking out like 'i got married!!!!! i have a kid!!!!! i'm going to be in [insert title of next coolest project here]!!!!!' my thought process is just 1. congratulations, ofc you're geeking out (as you should) and 2. do you need a third

[mroddmod]

heyyyy guys not to be cringe and self promo but i updated my inprnt and added a couple gravity falls things :') here's the link to my shop if you're interested! there's also a sale going on sitewide!

[wikiangela]

fuck it friday

tagged by @daffi-990 @giddyupbuck @spotsandsocks

hi!! i'm back lol - well, the craziness at work is done and I'm slowly getting back to writing bc I haven't written in like a week and it's killing me lol (this is gonna sound dramatic but I literally don't feel like myself if I don't write for too long haha) I don't have anything new to share rn, but I figured since it's already december and since some of y'all are sharing Christmas fics, and knowing I likely won't write one this year, I'm gonna shamelessly plug my holiday fake dating fic with 4 Christmases and 6 Christmas chapters actually 😂 (Christmas was a very important time for Buck and Eddie's relationship in this lol) - there's obvi more holidays in this but anyway, here's a snippet of their first Christmas together also, it's been a year since I posted the first chapter and I'm feeling nostalgic lol, this fic is my baby and I love it so much (tho there's so many things I'd change now lol)

[read on Ao3]

___

Turns out, Buck is very much serious about the whole thing, and Christopher finds it hilarious and is eager to play along. Eddie doesn’t have valid arguments not to do it, and it’s not like he doesn’t want to. After another snide comment when talking to his parents, he made his decision. And he already felt this exciting feeling of satisfaction when he told them he’d be bringing someone for Christmas this year – miraculously, Buck and Eddie don’t work on Christmas, and they took an additional day off, so their schedules allow for a three-day trip to Texas. 

So now, it’s Christmas Eve and they’re on their way from the airport to Eddie’s childhood home, and he’s nervous, doubts just starting to seep in. What on earth possessed him to do this? He can’t lie to his family. He can’t pretend to be in love with Buck. What if he really does fall in love with him? What if everything goes to shit? He’s watched enough movies to know it’s a bad idea, but he couldn’t and still can’t bring himself to stop it.

“So.” Eddie says, his voice shaking slightly, as they sit in a cab. “We’re doing this.”

“Yep.” he can hear Buck grin next to him. “Unless you still wanna back out?” he adds quickly. They could still say Buck’s just a friend. No big deal. But Eddie does have this petty desire to stir something up, and this seems perfect. 

“No. It’ll be fine.” he smiles at Buck, and then feels hot when Buck grabs his hand and interlaces their fingers, winking at him. Christopher laughs.

“You’d make a great couple.” he comments. He’s been unusually happy about all of this. He also asked Eddie a few days ago if Eddie loves Buck, which prompted a conversation, but he thinks Chris knows what’s going on now. Eddie doesn’t really know what to think about that.

“Thanks, buddy.” Buck responds excitedly, squeezing Eddie’s hand, and he can’t contain a smile. If not anything else, at least all three of them are going to have a lot of fun.

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[istjury]

achtung❗

what a weird charger this guy hast

hey, this is actually a redraw of my first ocho drawing ever. for some reason my first reaction was to give him a real gun so

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

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OOC Under the Cut

Ooc: Hiya, it's Xander again, back with another pkmn irl blog, this one's a fake MLM. Don't actually join a multi level marketing company, they're all scams lol. 

Since this a fake company page, Pelipper Mail is off, Magic Anons are off, but please please please send hate anons. Glynda is the cattiest mother of three who's ever existed. She wants to FIGHT. Please please please let her fight! 

[greenthena]

Shamelessly plugging my old fic...

The Trojan Horse Virus

Aziraphale owns a bookshop in Soho. Crowley leases the space next door for his nursery. And their first impressions are not exactly positive. But when Crowley needs someone to pretend to be his fiance, who better than the bastard next door who already dislikes him? No feelings to mess things up means no problems, right? Right?