I'm 25, going on 26, this November. I have been using the Internet since I was a small kid. And honestly? I have NEVER seen the internet as unified as it is right now on the (correct) agreement that Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings) is absolutely a horrendous monster and predator who should be sent to prison.
And yes, she did break multiple federal laws. Sending Trisha's nudes to Adam when he was a minor + asking Adam to send her ass pics when he was a minor are the two things that specifically jump out to me, so far as her law breaking is concerned.
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"Hey, I like your shoelaces"
"Thanks! I stole them from the president"
"What? How'd you do that?"
"Well, I just walked into the White House with a suit on; no one batted an eye"
"Then you stole the president's shoelaces?"
"Yeah"
"What if you get arrested or something?"
"HA I won't get arrested for stealing shoelaces!"
"YEAH, but they're no ordinary shoelaces; they're the PRESIDENT'S SHOLACES. I'm like 90% sure he has some kind of special task force for this kind of thing"
"You're crazy dude; anyway, I'm going home"
*at home a few minutes later*
FBI OPEN UP
"There they are! Neutralize the target: GO GO GO!"
"What's going on?"
"You're under arrest"
"What!? Why?"
"Don't tell me you don't know! You stole the president's shoelaces that's why!"
"You're arresting me for that!?"
"Yes, it's a very serious matter."
"Wha- please don't arrest me; I'm sorry. I'll even buy the president new shoelaces!"
"You've stolen the president's FAVORITE shoelaces. That's a crime that can't go unpunished."
*(silence)*
"What will you do to me?"
"Oh, you don't want to know."
*gets sent to test a new website*
first Tumblr user origin story
lmao
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ONE PIECE SPOILERS!!!! ANIME ONLYS BEWARE!!! CHAPTER 1098 SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
So…Jewelry Bonney is really a child, the theories were right…she’s actually only 12 years old…which means anyone who sexualizes her from this moment on (Including you Oda! You better not!) had better be ready because…
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I Was Today Years Old When I Found Out...
That The Directors Of "Talk To Me"
Were The Same Guys Who Originally Created The "FBI Open Up" Meme.
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gideon the first was *redacted*
spoiler warning for the nona the ninth sneak peak but there is sooo much backstory for g1deon that's just too good to pass up
So, technically, this theory could alternatively apply to Pyrrha, but I am going off the idea that G1deon isn't actually gone. some part of him is still clinging onto his body and for some reason, they haven't told the others.
Gideon the First (or Pyrrha, if you're boring) was the head of the FBI pre-resurrection. Evidence is as follows:
This might be one of the most obvious pieces of evidence for whoever is speaking out of G1deon's body to have obviously been the head of the (Federal) Bureau (of Investigation). However, this is also the basis for my theory that Gideon isn't dead, is occasionally taking back control of his body, and perhaps even able to converse with Pyrrha. We know that any mention of eyes in this series is always meaningful, and it's so specific that "Pyrrha turned her eyes up to the ceiling." Why would TM make it a point to mention that? Perhaps because it's not Gideon's eyes (Pyrrha's soul) looking out, but Pyrrha's eyes (Gideon's soul). Additionally, "she didn't sound like she was addressing either of them," and, "This is the punishment she would have wanted for me. God, she must be pissing herself laughing," are both phrases that are referring to an unknown female character. Specifically that last bit, "she must be pissing herself laughing," stands out to me. The text doesn't say that she "WOULD" piss herself laughing, but that she "must" be. Implying that Gideon is in the driver's seat and that "she," meaning Pyrrha, is actually conscious and aware of their surroundings.
Evidence #2: Nona makes a very astute observation about Pyrrha's body language, which is quite impressive considering that
Pyrrha/Gideon has had 10,000 years as a professional secret-keeper to practice maintaining her poker face
Nona was "born" four months before she makes this observation. She JUST started interacting with and learning about other people, but can somehow read Pyrrha like a book. Except better than she can read a book. Because she's illiterate. MOVING ON
The last line here is also quite telling. "Wish I'd had you in the Bureau" makes perfect sense if said Bureau is the FBI. Mad skillz like Nona's would have made her such an asset.
"...but she didn't answer the question" is just the first time we hear about this specific behavior of Pyrrha's, leading us into...
Hot Sauce deflecting Nona's question with another question. Idk about you but that sounds like interrogation tactics to me that's all.
While we're on the topic of interrogation, this seems relevant. "While immortal" has some pretty serious implications. Obviously this should also be read within context and the understanding that Pyrrha is suffering and since alcohol doesn't do it for her and nothing could really hurt her anyway, why not chug bleach? I hope we get to see more of her vulnerabilities and how Gideon ascending to Lyctorhood and "losing" Pyrrha (who was more or less trapped for ten thousand years) and then Pyrrha "losing" Gideon to the RB at the end of HTN (but somehow his soul clings on enough to be able to come back??) has really put both of them through the wringer. Does BOE have any good therapists?
Unrelated to torture, I find it very interesting that Pyrrha has at least some degree of proficiency in eight languages. Why would she have needed to know that? Unless... She was part of an intelligence agency. In which case being able to listen to and understand (or at least get the gist of) conversations in other languages would have been pretty much a requirement for her job.
It's literally her job to know everything about everybody. That's all.
Bonus:
While I don't for a moment doubt that Pyrrha would call herself "daddy" (I would call her daddy too who are we kidding), I think there's still a chance this is G1deon talking through his own body while everyone else thinks it's Pyrrha talking through his body. Nona was very nearly in dreamland at this point and is relying on her sense of hearing to determine that it's Pyrrha at the door, so I think we can safely assume that her eyes are closed. Camilla didn't open her eyes, and so would not have been able to see if Pyrrha's eyes were the color she expected them to be. Maybe this isn't the strongest piece of evidence that Gideon survived, but it's cute and still worth mentioning.
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