#feel free to rip the template!

[kremlin]

"This event ends the moment you write us a check, and it better not bounce, or you're a dead motherfucker" -- Big Bill Hell

There was a time when you'd see little old ladies paying for the groceries with a hand-written personal check, holding up the line, causing an immediately-forgiven slight sense of annoyance with those behind her. Buddy. Those days are over. They've been over. What, did you think you were going to just pop a couple extra zeroes on the end of your paycheck there? Maybe scan your paycheck, open it in photoshop, make a template, print em out all nice? You think you're the first to think of that, dipshit?

It takes the law a long time to catch up with the state of the art. You're reading this on the internet, which means you never use checks. The law has caught up. Your ass will be going to prison immediately and you will see zero return.

You can't even kite checks anymore, and hell, nobody under 40 will even know what that means, due to the blazing fast, two day settlement on all ACH transactions. Let me paint you a picture.

You get paid on Friday, but it is Monday, and bills are due on Tuesday. And you're broke: $0 in the bank. Goose egg. Pop open your checkbook, go to a store, "buy" some things, write a check for the amount. The cashier takes it!

Now take those things you "bought", across town, to another store location, and return them for cold hard cash. Sweet. Bills paid. Friday rolls around, and you just make it to the bank to deposit your paycheck before it closes. After the weekend, the checks you wrote finally post, and they don't bounce! You've kited a check. You've surreptitiously taken a zero-interest loan. And we know your broke ass. The interest rate on that short-term payday loan should have been straight up usurious. We're talking 29%. That makes predatory fuckers like us horny for sex. We're so mad. Now you are going to Federal Prison. For a good minute. Fuckface.

COST: $0.10 (With banks offering free checking accounts + Bic pen)

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor sleet, if you fuck with the mail, we'll rip your nuts off" -- Ronald Mail (Inventor of Mail)

Many people have this misnomer that the most powerful people in politics are democratically elected. The president, of the United States, of America, is a stupid cartoon hotdog. All of them, I don't care. Way less clout than you'd think. Brilliantly, it is the people that the hotdog president appoints who are actually doing anything significant. The director of the CIA. The fucking chairman of the Federal Reserve. Probably the, like, most senior, uh, general of the military, and shit too. I don't know, we don't "do" army here at Bloomberg. You probably don't even know their names! I don't! These are the ones you should be seeing in your sleep.

There's another position like that. Appointed directly by the hotdog. The Postmaster General. That's a real title. He's the CEO of the mail, and buddy, what he may lack in political power relative to the director of the CEO, he makes up in raw sexual energy. Total Tom Selleck energy. Like an airline pilot. We're talking Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I'm tentpoling in my black business slacks just writing this, and all my Bloomberg newsroom bros are peering over my shoulder and also tent-poling. We're not gay though, and especially me, I'm probably the least gay, but sometimes I just lay awake for hours at night what that mustache would feel like pressed against my lips, the unbelievable and utter, total sense of security I'd feel burying my head into his hard chest.

You get it. He's your dad. And if you fuck with the mail, you've fucked with the tools in your dad's garage. And dad's been drinking. You're in for it, bucko, you are in trouble. Do you think the United States Postal Service actually makes any money? Hell no. It costs like five bucks to mail a box basically anywhere I can think of and they give you the boxes for free. You can just walk in the post office and take them. I do that, and then just throw them away, I don't know why, some kind of compulsion. Being able to move shit around like this, quickly, cheaply -- Jesus H, I've got a huge amount of money in my bank account, probably tens of trillions of dollars (due to financial knowledge gained from reading Bloomberg articles) and I could probably mail every single person ever something and still come out in the black.

No way pal. They've thought of that already. The Postmaster General is going to know every time, and he's going to grab you by the shirt collar, wearing his cool as fuck hat, and you're going to get your pants pulled down, and your bare ass spanke...I need to go use the restroom real quick.

We rely on the mail system to get important shit done. It's not something to be taken lightly, and it isn't. Trust me. This is why, like almost every other person who receives mail in this year 2023, I just fucking put a wastebasket under my mail slot. I don't even shred that shit anymore. I just burn it. Takes less time.

COST: $0.63 (Postal stamp)

"Can call all you want, but there's no one home // And you're not gonna reach my telephone // Out in the club, and I'm sipping that bubb // And you're not gonna reach my telephone" -- Lady Gaga

I read something wild that the children of today do not know what a dial tone is, because of how fucked up and stupid they are. Isn't that super fucked up?

While it's not really our style, allow me to fill you in on some ancient, arcane knowledge about the telephone. You can turn it on, and then you can punch in numbers. Any numbers. Random ones, or maybe not random ones. If the ten numbers you punch in are the same as the numbers in someone else's telephone number, their phone will ring, and then you are talking to them. This is called "Phreaking".

Here's the kicker: You can tell that jackass anything you want. "Oh, Hi, Yes, I am Reginald Sumpter calling from Avalon Consulting LLC, we are just following up on the invoice we sent you. Please remit to ###### routing ###### account."

BOOM! Your name isn't Reginald whatever and that company doesn't exist, but you just received a deposit. It's fucking beautiful. What have you done wrong? It isn't your responsibility to handle who your business' clients/etc are, it's their's. If they want to just pay you money for no real reason, well, that's kind of on them, isn't it? I haven't stuck a pistol in your face and demanded everything in the register.

Well, it's too clever. It's too slick. This is the United States of America. It's one thing to commit a felony like armed robbery, it's another thing to piss off someone in charge of the accounting division who uses a special bathroom you need a key to get into.

You can do it on the computer too, I use a PC Computer at work and send email, so you can see how it'd work there. You can make a document that is indifferentiable from a real invoice and, straight up, 1/3 of the time they will pay that shit. Lmfao.

It's called wire fraud because, uhh, duhhhh, there's wires. What do you think that thing is strung between the telephone receiver and the dialer? And computers? Give me a break. There's so many wires with those.

COST: $0.25 (Coin for payphone)

"People calculate too much and think too little." -- Charlie Munger

It is insane how dumb the common man can be when it comes to our world of expertise. I hear this same sentiment, like, ALL THE TIME:

"Durr hurr I will buy an insurance policy for my car or house or whatever so that in case something happens to it I will get money". And then that same person proceeds to drive safely or not burn their house down. Dumbest crap imaginable.

Let me break it down for you. Insurance is a two player competitive game. There is a winner and there is a loser. Go take out an expensive insurance policy on your American sports car. Buy a neck brace, a football helmet, and pack that bitch with throw pillows. Then get in the left lane of a major highway at like noonish, let it rip and then SLAM on your brakes. Hit from behind! Your fault! Congratulations. You have won insurance. How this gets past people is beyond me.

You can only do this once or twice before the insurance companies catch on. Then they don't want to fuck with you. It is also..I don't know man...something feels off about taking a car or a house, which like, some guy had to build and just destroying it, but that is only a weird emotional thing, since you're making money, more than whatever the destroyed thing is worth, so in reality you've built that house plus some extra. You've contributed.

COST: $106.00 (Average monthly car insurance payment)

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[cyphyree]

I threw together a Show / Movie recommendation template so I can find more stuff to watch!!!

PLEASE feel free to fill this out and reblog from me so I can find more cool shows/films!! (hopefully i'll have time to watch them RIP) Or repost with credit :) Anyone can modify/expand it however they want too! Here are some of my recommendations:

[lunentity]

✙ genderripped : a gender system that feels like it has been ripped from something. it may feel like one took the concept of gender & ripped it from something, whether it be metaphorically or literally.

the template for this flag as well as individual layers & a few notes are here. my current coining plans for this are moon, space, puppet, star, crystal, demon, & purple as well as some of my monsters planning on coining love & death, other than this feel free to go wild.

[toasterydocs]

vi — love story

woah, a free toastery doc!! download it HERE

love story is a 3 page, mobile-friendly doc primarily made for shipping purposes! this was created using @tragedynoir's shell template for her creator sprint! it's made up entirely of tables, so navigating it should be fairly easy! please be mindful of how much you write, as adding too much or too little can mess up the formatting! (rip bill and frank)

features :

3, 7.25" x 10.5" pages

character synopsis, basic information, extra space, and a backstory

how to use :

after downloading, you will receive a link to the template! just click on it, select "file" and then "make a copy"

be sure to change the settings so nobody can make copies of your doc! click on "share", then the settings wheel, and turn off "viewers and commenters can see the option to download, print, and copy"

terms of use :

feel free to edit however you want!

do not remove the credit.

do not copy, sell or redistribute my templates.

if you like this temp, feel free to reblog and boost my work, mayhaps ? <33

[solradguy]

What’s been the most fun and/or challenging part of working on the wiki? Also is there anything that still needs to be worked on that other people can help with?

THE CODE KILLED ME. So the wiki has a template that automagically puts this cool little Wikipedia help thingy next to Japanese text (the "?" on the end) in infoboxes and by command in text using some {{wiggly boys}} code:

And we wanted to try to get the Korean stuff on the wiki too because it's the second most officially supported language behind English and there's a bunch of cool exclusive Korean GG stuff no one's ever documented before. But there wasn't a module like this to help out with Korean text like there is for Japanese text.

I put one together based on the Japanese template's code and it was a nightmare. I was fighting for my life in the template trenches. It works though!! I did get it after a while!!

Mostly.

Shoutout to the Final Fantasy Wiki for the original JP template code and to the Dragon Blaze Wiki for seemingly being the only other English language wiki out there that cares about Korean text lol I don't know anything about Korean writing beyond super basic stuff (like what "hangul" is) so I had to do research into that alongside trying to learn wiki code.

The most fun part was probably getting GG World together, honestly. We couldn't believe that no one had actually transcribed those anywhere online before. Well, there was a file compiled by Lux for Revelator, but we wanted to transcribe these as-presented in the games and we couldn't use Lux's file since the goofy typos and some lore oopsies had been edited haha

Toxic and Elk have hauled ass getting those entries ripped and added. Major shoutout to them. I got the base layouts together and they went to town lol It's so cool seeing it all together now. We even started getting the official languages besides English and Korean added for Strive too.

As for what someone could do to help........ There's.... a lot...... Of the 4,532 image files currently on the wiki, only a very small handful of them were organized into categories when we forked. Here's the page of all the files currently not in a category: https://guiltygear.wiki.gg/wiki/Special:UncategorizedFiles

And all of the image categories they need to be sorted into. Note the subcategories under some of them: https://guiltygear.wiki.gg/wiki/Category:Images

I think I made the correct amount of categories for stuff but there may be one missing here or there. There were a lot and it was hard keeping track of them lol Feel free to holler at me on here or on my talk page over on the wiki if you need something made. I'm solradguy on the wiki.

These major character pages are also either entirely lacking citations or only have maybe 1 or 2 on the entire page (bad!!): Johnny, Chipp, Kliff, Baiken, Venom, Jam, Robo-Ky, Slayer, Sin, Izuna, Dr. Paradigm, Valentine, Bedman?, Answer, Haehyun, Elphelt, Giovanna, Happy Chaos, Asuka R♯

Swapping out the vague "GG World" citations on the wiki with the correct entry would be very helpful too. Like some pages will cite something and it just says "GG World" instead of " 'Axl Low' Xrd Rev2 GG World entry" or whatever relevant entry is needed.

If you know Korean, we also need to have the romaja added for the GG World entries. None of us knows Korean well enough to do that so not a single one has it filled in lol.... We were planning on using Revised Romanization of Korean since it's the official South Korean romanization system but if there's one that's more commonly used/accepted that's cool too (like how Hepburn is used for Japanese more often than the official Kunrei-shiki romanization)

[blazethecheeto]

Sanders Sides TTPD Album Covers!

hey, so yeah, as i was thinking 'rip roman you would've loved the tortured poets department' i was hit with the idea to make album covers of the entire gang with the TTPD aesthetic!!!!!

actually i'm really happy with how they turned out, i know there's templates to do it but i did this all manually lmao! i put four songs that i think suited each character in there, so feel free to ask why i chose certain songs because i did put a lot of thought into it :)

[thewindencrestroyals]

Side Quests

ive been on a little side quest lol, creating a commemorative statue of HM Queen Victoria II who as of 2024 is not alive. This statue (in progress) was commisioned by HM Queen Anastasia and unveiled on Her late Majesties death anniversary. i am very excited to be making more for those of my descendant royals who have tombs and such for eg Queen Elizabeth I Tomb has a statue of her. However this took ages to make, somewhat like two days to import and export the files lmao and as of 5 minutes ago the texturer which ive roughly added some shadows as you can see, if anyone needs help creating there own feel free to message me i have some helpful tutorials and i wouldnt suggest doing this if you have a lower end pc, my vertices ended up being 101353! and the poly 136192! bare in mind im using very high poly cc aswell such as the brooches on the sash and the diadem aswell as the custom hair i made. aka if you do try this use low poly items and if they are to be statues i wouldnt stress about textures as youll have to readd the facial shadows and such anyways.

Update : soo its been no time and i have an update lol. ive managed to make the texture more relaistic to the queen. my tip when doing this would be to grab your stone texture and the sim template you should have after 'ripping ur sim'. take your stone texture and make it the same size as your template, i used Procreate for this but you can use photoshop etc (any program u can do these steps in will work just save as png) and then add your template(sim texture) over the stone texture and turn the opacity of it down to your liking and merge the layers making sure to keep your template on top (the less opacity the more prominant the original texture) then save and import it in s4studio and hit save again and ur good to go after putting the package in ur mods folder.

God Save The Queen!

[landgraabbed]

hi cat! 🩷 so as you know i really enjoy your ts2 posts and lately i've gotten the itch to play it again! but last time i played ts2 i played it with only a few crappy cc clothes lol, so i have no idea what mods are essential mods to have in ts2 or where to get them, how to prevent saves from getting corrupted and how to build your own custom hood - stuff like that. so i wondered if you have any advice or if you knew any guides on where to even get started on this? 😭 thank you 🩷🩷🩷

vilna hiiiiiii!! first of all i am so sorry that this took me so long to reply! i got ill and it hit me harder than it should rip 😭 anyways, thank you so much as always for your kind words, you know i love your stuff so it really is appreciated 💖

it’s a long write-up and i reference a lot of guides and resources from the community from which i learned myself. i’m really grateful to this community for sharing these resources, truly! i tried to organize this as best and include as much as i could, but i'm sure there may be missing things or things left unclear. so if you have any questions feel free to message me!

i. installation

i personally use the sims 2 rpc launcher by lazyduchess, which is included in osab’s installation guide. i really like this guide, since it includes links to the full sims 2 collection, as well as indications to make the game work more nicely with modern hardware and software, such as modern graphics cards through graphics rules makers or the 4gb patch.

it also includes instructions for reshade installation (i personally use the rpc injection method).

ii. setting up a clean slate

whether you want to play in a premade neighborhood or a custom neighborhood, i recommend using a clean slate, meaning empty and/or clean neighborhoods. many functions of the game use hoods, and sometimes these aren’t actual physical hoods and instead add sims as townies or npcs. there are also “clean” versions of premade neighborhoods that fix/tweak oversights by maxis.

mind that if you want a brand new hood without maxis’ townies, you need to get an empty pleasantview template (N001) in your game’s installation folder, or disable it somehow by changing its name. you can still play in pleasantview as it will be stored in your documents neighborhoods folder, and you can use clean versions for that. you also need to get empty stealth hoods.

this all may sound a bit complicated, but simgaroop made a wonderful write-up here for different user cases depending on what you’d like to do in your game. the mods linked here are a boon!

as for making a brand new empty hood, i love getting custom terrains (which are sc4 files originally made in simcity 4). some of my faves are made by @/nimitwinklesims, but i also like finding them at modthesims. you don't need to create each type of subhood, but i do have at least one of each in bloom valley. in bloom valley i have two downtowns (one is magic town from sims 1 originally converted to sims 2 by @/voleste. the other is @/kattaty's remake of downtown, which will be deleted and replaced with a downtown i'll make myself to be more consistent with my other subhoods. it is incredible, and i think i will use some of their lots in my new downtown because they are great), i have two shopping districts. one is strangetown because i love those premades and townies; i never have sims visit or form relationships with them though, it's just so i see them around. the other is oakburg which uses acorn bend as a base, it works more or less as an expansion to bloom valley and it's where i play more often than not these days. then i have the vacation hood makeovers by @/plumbtales. the university hood was made from scratch by me.

when you create your own hood, you will either have to set up your own townies from scratch or source them from community shared townie hoods. for making townies from scratch, i recommend @/simper-fi’s guide (also recommend getting the mods linked here before you make a hood).

for townie hoods shared by other simmers, i recommend those shared by @/mikexx2 (seriously, look at all those familiar faces that ended up as spouses for gen 1 in bloom valley) and @/marvelann’s sims made townies by @/letthemplaysimscc. i also use the bon voyage locals shared by @/plumbtales. i also make my own townies from time to time or use specific downloaded sims as townies.

iii. on corruption

here’s the good news: as it turns out, corruption really isn’t an issue. april black has made an excellent video on the matter of corruption; although it is long, i recommend anyone who plays ts2 to watch it, or at the very least the final timestamp. to know what to do and what not to do.

although corruption isn’t an issue, i still consider the suite of “anti corruption” mods to be essential in order to avoid overpopulation and overall weirdness.

iv. making the game look pretty

i have linked my eye and skin genetics over here

my supernatural skins default replacements: alien - witch - vampire - plantsim - werewolf - considering switching my vampire, zombie, and werewolf defaults to this

for hair, i only use 4t2 conversions. i just like the way they look. i use @/platinumaspiration’s 4t2 defaults collection, which is a boon. for custom hairstyles, i recommend going through @/4t2clay

for clothes, i recommend going through the sims 2 defaults database. i have also linked some favorite creators for male clothes here. note that they also have female clothes. other creators i enjoy: @/mdpthatsme @kaluxsims @/jacky93sims @/goatskickin

i have a lot of makeup and “skin details” in my folder, but i have always been fond of @/lilith-sims’ things

for build/buy, that’s more difficult to pinpoint, but i again recommend @/sims4t2bb for a conversion database, and also @/veranka-downloads’s plentiful 4t2 and 3t2 conversions. some creators that feature in my folder: @/i07jeuu @/linacheries @/nonsensical-pixels @/pforestsims @/tvickiesims

custom sliders in cas: @/simnopke’s sliders, @/memento-sims’ sliders

for the ui, i use the incredible @/greatcheesecakepersona’s clean ui; i also use the mods linked here (+ @/keoni-chan’s amazing talk to me icon to replace icons), particularly the one to remove the red border in pause mode since that won’t be removed in tab camera

speaking of camera, this is the camera mod i use

i regrettably don’t recall the exact lighting mod i use (looking at them, probably cinema secrets), but i know it is one shared by @/veronaquiltingbee

to beautify my neighbor, i consider these skylines by @/lowedeus to be essential (+ optimized textures by @/celestialspritz). additionally i use the rural charm terrain and roads default replacement by @/criquettewashere in addition to most if not all of their hood decorations. i also love 3t2 hood decor conversions!

another useful resource is the gos events

please note that a lot of these creators do multiple categories of cc, so recommendations for one category may overlap with another; i know that this is just scratching the surface but i hope it helps

v. gameplay mods

i use so many mods to overhaul the gameplay so there will be some omissions. i’ll do my best to provide the most important ones (ignoring the ones previously mentioned)

economy and careers: uni part-time jobs for teens - lower wages - no 20k simoleons handout - loan jar (afaik lamaresims is working on a version to enforce regular payments) - custom bills (750%) - expensive bills for apartments (300%) - private school bill fix (in moreawesomethanyou-al.zip; charges the household 200 simoleons each school day for a child in private school) - lamare’s job options mods - 50% job promotion chance - restricted job offers - work food delivery

food & eating: basically @/jacky93sims's whole library

lifespan & health: lifespan (modified as follows, baby to elder: 3 - 7 - 14 - 21 - 91 - 7-14; i will make the adult lifespan longer still given that i play very slowly, it works as young adult and adult stages, and as is i don’t see many sims of gen 1 living to meet their grandchildren) - more dangerous fires - frequent & faster disease processing

personality: 3t2 traits project and associated mods

relationships and woohoo: acr - romantic standards - reproductive capabilities configurer - pregnant sims wear any outfit

supernatural/occults: plantsims can change hairstyle - no more leafy hair - no more werewolf hair - child lycanthropy - werewolf fangs fix - werewolf transformation 3 nights a week + no personality change vampires can’t eat food - vampire motive decay during day based on aspiration + vampire hunger goes down at night & social/fun decay- hereditary supernaturalism

travel and community lots: visit other sims - community time (+ limeyyoshi’s fix, reuploaded bc i cannot find it)

university: semester changes - pets at university - maternity for young adults - maternity outfit fixed for young adults

misc: planting overhaul - monique’s hacked computer, which i use to give sims separate bank accounts, study skills and badges online, and so on (1 - 2 - 3 - 4) - townie apartment residents - community lot skilling - engagement and wedding ring for color traits - invisible medicine cabinet (so sims can brush teeth and wash face with any mirror) - shiftable everything - midgethetree’s mods - fix subhood selection - longer seasons (7 days)

[drybloode]

Hi hi I made a chart feel free to use the template!! Rip mirror dungeon level up system

[kiskyz]

Yandere Vyn Profile

Template made by @cinnamonest can be found here! Thank you<3

What are they generally like? Lucid, aware? Obsessive? How do they behave?

Vyn is very aware. Like very. Very. This is thanks to his voice tapes from when he does his self-psychological checkups. He realizes throughout the recordings, his feelings are changing from just an innocent crush to something darker. He doesn’t know how to react at first. He should try to stop his condition from worsening, but he’s curious. He wonders what brought along this change, and if it’s really all that bad.

You don’t notice any behavior change when he meets you the next time, and you never notice. There is a change though. He’s very subtle. He slowly starts to use psychology techniques on you, to have you isolate yourself. The only person’s change in behavior is you.

How likely are they to kidnap their darling? How quickly will they do so?

Vyn isn’t very likely to kidnap you unless his feelings get to the point of not wanting anyone to see you. If he eventually does kidnap you, it's after a long build-up of events. Events he didn’t predict. Despite it all, he is confident in his abilities to manipulate your mind and in turn have you under his control.

He also may kidnap you simply because he thinks it’ll be entertaining. 

How difficult is it to escape from them? How do they keep you restrained? How do they deal with attempted escape?

It’s nearly impossible to escape from Vyn; if you do, it’s most likely a result of Vyn letting you. He knows you and your mind like the back of his hand, he can tell the minute you even start to consider it. When you first think of an escape plan, you get a certain feeling of hope and anxiety. You have this certain expression that he has grown to almost, like. He finds your escape attempts humorous. You can’t believe you can really outsmart him? The way your mind thinks of uses for so many random items has him appalled. The human mind can get incredibly creative when put into dire situations.

After you fail at your escape Vyn comes to you with a smile. A smile you absolutely despise. It makes you feel so humiliated, so condescending, you want nothing more than to rip his face apart. You can also tell how excited he gets. The whole time you're being dragged away to punishment, he has a bit of a skip and a giddy expression. Disgusting.

How easy are they to trick, deceive, or manipulate?

Do you really think you can do such a thing to a psychologist? A skillful one at that.

He may go along with it, he wants to see how you do. After he reveals that he knew what you were doing the whole time, he’ll begin to teach you how to manipulate people better. His inner professor comes in very unexpected situations. His criticism really brings you back to college.

But yeah no you’ll fail. He’ll see through all your attempts in a heartbeat.

How lenient are they? What privileges can you have, and what will you be denied?

Vyn is relatively lenient, at least it may seem like it. He seems to have trust in you, but he truly trusts himself. He trusts his own manipulation. You don’t realize how many privileges you don’t have in reality since you're the one taking them away. The only privilege you truly have is the illusion of free choice.

What kind of rules do they have? What kind of punishment would they use?

Despite his thoroughness, you will still break rules whether by accident or on purpose. His rules, or rule, are very simple. Just ask him for permission. Although you wouldn’t describe it with the word “permission” more like his suggestion. You may ask him if you should go somewhere and he’d advise you not to.

His punishments vary, but they mostly always have something to do with physical pain. He also has very creative punishments. He most likely came up with these punishments when he was bored at work. As he sits in his chair waiting for his next patient he wonders how truly effective is sensory deprivation. How can he make it even more effective? Punishments are a learning opportunity for both you and him. If you're in his home office one day, you may see a notebook on his desk filled with past punishments.

How do they deal with rivals, or perceived rivals? Will they get rid of them? Will they kill them themselves, or find another way?

Vyn never feels threatened by “rivals.” He thinks of rivals as just idiotic people who have guts. All that said and done, he still has to drive it into them that they have no chance with you. Depending on his mood he may “gently” tell them you’re taken or give them a little psychological breakdown! He doesn’t often do the ladder because it takes a decent amount of effort but he definitely enjoys it more. Sometimes these psychological breakdowns lead to an unfortunate death.

How easy is it to make them mad? What does their anger look like?

It’s hard to make him mad. The only way you can make him mad is to do something serious that he didn’t see coming. He always is amazed when you do something unpredictable, it reminds him of why he began to like you. Yet if this action is breaking free from his manipulation, he is furious. If you ever outsmart him on the psychological level his poker face cracks. 

There are different levels to his anger and you rarely see the worse. His anger is usually covered up unless it’s for something petty. He loses himself when he loses his temper. When he gets this mad, he excuses himself from the room to try and calm himself. He can’t trust himself in that condition.

Do they see you as above them, beneath them, or equal to them?

He views all people as beneath him whether he realizes it or not, and you are no different. He sees you as under him. You are indeed very smart, but at the end of the day, you are just an empathetic person. You sometimes are blinded by personal feelings when dealing with certain cases. He doesn’t make it a big deal though. You would never even know he thinks of you as anything below him.

How determined are they for you to love them? How hard will they try to make it happen? Or are they content just having you? 

He is very determined whether he even knows it or not (he does.) Although he doesn’t have to try that hard to get you to love him, he does. Psychology knows a lot about love. He knows what can make someone fall for another. What he does may even be considered as PUA techniques just with a different outcome. When he eventually gets you to love him back, he wants to see how far he can push it. Maybe he can make you love him as much as he loves you.

Bonus: Is there anything that makes them unique, in comparison to other yanderes?

His knowledge of psychology is what really differentiates him from others. It’s almost a sort of cheat code in a sense. Although other yanderes may be able to manipulate their s/o, he is on another level. The chances of you even realizing what is happening are very, very low, and even if you do learn of it, he knows how to speed up the Stockholm syndrome process.

[lynxfrost13]

Some rough HOPR lore as promised, I really have been wanting to type something more proper up in the official style + I have to font but I don’t have a writing program on my computer to use it on 😭

I tried using online Microsoft word but that didn’t work with it so I might have to do the free app trial? We shall see

ANYWAY

Here’s the bare bones HOPR lore it is very subject to change

- Gestalt was kitezh born (empire at the time, and as of Ariane’s rotfront memory in conflict but dominantly empire still) but moved to a nation planet and stayed in the military after her mandatory service with them. She spent the rest of her life serving out of a need to want to prove herself as truly loyal to the nation and eventually volunteered to donate her template to the neural archive. Rip HOPR gestalt 😔

- HOPRs stand at a solid 5’11! Taller than Elster and shorter than arar by one inch (they’re always gonna tell you they’re six foot. Lying little bastards trying to impress you.)

- they’re a multipurpose unit intended for war against the empire primarily, with a lot of them serving as soldiers (incredibly skilled spear fighters) and war propagandists

- they were commonly used for war recruitment and morale boosting, they’re not cheerful sweet personalities but they’re excellent at directing their groups and during their heyday were often looked to as the ideal nation soldier

- they’re older models (~gen 3 like Mynahs?) and once bioresonant combat units started being produced the HOPR line was rendered useless. Most of them are decommissioned now and the few remaining are most likely lost to Vineta and distant abandoned parts of the nation.

- for stabilization they need a space to call their own (THEIR room. No one else’s >:| ) even if it’s tiny!! They just need to have a couple things they feel like they can completely own (books, posters, etc it can vary). Every combat HOPR is equipped with a spear. If they don't have any fetish items they can become really protective over replikas/gestalts which can cause issues especially with degradation, so it's better to provide items.

- personality wise they’re very strong willed and eager to prove themselves in combat. Despite craving violence they also tend to be pretty laid back when left to their own devices. They’re not the most social of replikas outside of their work, but they want to impress and tend to come off as tryhards and ridiculous flirts. Don't be fooled by their calmer attitude during downtime though, they're still combat replikas first and foremost.

- degradation can happen if they hear any news/talk of Kitezh, lose their fetish objects, or lose their commander (they usually have to be decommissioned after a loss like that bc they just can’t bounce back from it). They shouldn't have their loyalty or authority questioned unless ABSOLUTELY necessary, it can lead to severe degradation.

[wolfxplush]

Lovette quotes!!!

Template by the wonderful @milkybonezz

**HIT- STINKBOMB**

•“Ew! Sharing a bathroom with Seth is bad enough!”

•“I just washed this uniform!!”

**HIT- EGG**

•“ Do I look like a chicken?! Don’t answer that.”

•”You’re dead!”

**JIMMY IN GIRLS DORM**

•”Not another panty stealer..”

•”You wish you were a girl!”

**INSULT**

•“I’ve wiped my ass with better.”

•“You think you’re sooo great huh?!”

**INSULT- JOCKS**

•”Is that smell from you or your unwashed jockstrap?!”

•”I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FUNDING!”

•”Don’t you have a circle jerk to attend?!”

** INSULT- GREASERS**

•”Your hair is insulting enough.”

•”1950s called!”

•”Cuck.” (For Johnny only)

** INSULT-PREPS**

•”DADDYS MONEY!”

•”All that money and you’re still ugly.”

** INSULT- NERDS**

(Cannot physically insult them without feeling bad)

**INSULT- BULLIES**

“Is this big attitude compensating for something else?”

“IM GOING TO BREAK YOU.”

**NEGOTIATING**

“Touch me I report you to my uncle.”

“I will raise my prices Jimmy! So help me!!”

**SWIRLY**

“*gag* still tastes better then Edna’s food…”

“THIS TOOK FOREVER TO BLOW DRY!!”

**FRIENDLY FIRE**

•”Wrong idiot,idiot!”

•”Get your eyes checked.”

**FIRE ALARM**

“I need to put a lock on that.”

**TATTLING**

“Seriously? You got caught by me? How pathetic.”

“I’d say for the right price I could ignore this but…”

**WRONG WAY**

“TURN AROUND!!!”

“HAHA! Couldn’t be me.”

**FOOD FIGHT**

“MY UNIFORM! I ONLY GET TWO YOU KNOW?!”

“I’m giving detention to whoever hits me!”

**GREETINGS**

“My favorite customer!”

“Need something?”

“I got deals you won’t get elsewhere! Just don’t tell my uncle.”

**GOODBYES**

“Pleasure doing business with you” “Yeah yeah here’s your pay.”

“Duty calls”

**COMPLIMENTS- CLOTHING**

“Huh, I actually like that shirt”

**COMPLIMENTS- HAIR**

“Oh! I just wanna run my fingers through it!”

**COMPLIMENTS- TATTOOS**

“Sick! I have one too.”

**INSULTS-CLOTHING**

“Are you a bully now? Dont make me rip that shit off you.”

**INSULTS- HAIR**

“A monkey could do a better job then where you went.”

**INSULTS- TATTOOS**

“That’s against school code!”

**CHASING**

“YOUR DEAD HOPKINS!”

“You shouldn’t have messed with me!!”

**OUT OF BREATH**

“*pant* I need to stop my midnight snacks..” “You win this time!”

**HIT**

“OW! These braces cost more than your shitty life!”

“Watch the hair!”

**KNOCKOUT**

“Ugh…nap…”

“ZZZ…unicorns and puppy’s…”

**LOW BLOW**

“Huh?!”

“OW! Wrong prefect!!”

**SPITTING**

“Choke on it next time.”

**RATS**

“Hey it kind of looks like derby.”

**IDLE DIALOGUE/ CONVERSATIONS**

“Last night I caught Seth dancing in the bathroom while singing dancing queen. I love free blackmail”

“Sometimes I miss the preps. Especially tad. Don’t tel him I said that though.lll never live it down.”

“Vance and me spray painted Crablesnitches car. You should have seen his face!”

“My supplier is running late again. That asshole better give me a discount for the inconvenience.”

**BUMPED- PREP**

“I told you to stay away.”

** BUMPED- GREASER**

“All that grease in your hair made you slip right off me.”

**BUMPED- NERD**

“Eyes up four eyes.”

**BUMPED- BULLY**

“Do that again and I’m kicking your ass.”

** BUMPED- JOCK**

“Watch it meat head!”

**BUMPED- TOWNIE**

“Hope you didn’t give me anything junkie.”

**GROOMING/MIRROR**

“Mirror mirror on the wall..”

“Hello beautiful!”

**FREAK SHOW/CARNIVAL**

“I wonder if I could sell Trent to here..”

**WATCHING FIGHT**

“I should stop this but I’m off duty.”

**INSULT- GRAFFITI**

“If you’re going to insult me can you make it at least creative?”

**WHINE**

“I should drop out.. my feet hurt.”

**COMPLAINTS**

“Everyone needs to be locked in a cage.”

**PAYBACK**

“Oops! Did I do that?”

**ERRAND**

“Give these papers to Seth.”

“I don’t feel like doing my job. Mind stopping that fight for me?”

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE TEMPLATE I HAD FUN MAKING THESE!!

[balkanradfem]

Just got an email about webs.com closing down. That was a good website hosting site, I had about 4 silly little websites on there, I can't move them anywhere because there is no longer a free hosting site that allows you to upload your own html and css, it's all template-based now.

I'm so sad, we're losing all of our rich and individually-created content! All that was done in the 90s and that made internet weird and interesting. All of the cringy stuff that used to make us happy, or made us feel like we're special. RIP Webs. I will miss you.

[heart-2-get]

About Me

Welcome to my blog!

18+ / MINORS DNI

I'm Luna, 24, queer, demigirl, healthcare worker.

YES: light cardiophilia, medfet, gyno, d/s, dd/lg, md/lg, cnc, enemas, breeding, impregnation, breath play, virgin, anal, restraint, voyeurism, sounding, tentacles, oviposition, depth play, lactation, belly bulge, fisting, somno, pet play, mild intoxication (weed, mild sedatives/anxiolytics), knotting, omo (holding only, no wetting), humiliation, light needle play, praise, and sensory deprivation.

NO: resus, dark cardiophilia, necro, furry, scat, anaesthesia, surgery, knife play, degradation, dumbification.

I don't share pictures of myself so don't ask and I don't want to see pictures of you without preamble, either. I don't share my heartbeat unless I choose to, either, so don't ask. If I want to listen to your heartbeat, I'll ask. I don't role play or engage in virtual exams unless I feel like it and I don't do so with complete strangers that I've never talked to before. Just because I'm a kink blog doesn't mean I'm here to fulfill your fantasies or be treated like an object. I'm lots of fun and love to chat but I don't put up with rude or gross behavior. Show a little respect and we'll get along just fine. ♥

Click through the read more for my preferences and feel free to send an ask or DM if you have questions or want to say hello!

XoXo

credit goes to @torture-steth-repeat for this template

Cardiophilia Basics

1. My heart being listened to: yes

2. Listening to others' hearts: sometimes

3. Fast heartbeats: sometimes

4. Slow heartbeats: yes

5. Naturally irregular heartbeats: yes

6. Deliberately irregular heartbeats: hard no

7. Heart via stethoscope: yes

8. Heart via EKG: yes

9. Heart via doppler: yes

10. Heart via ultrasound: yes

11. Carotid (throat) pulse: yes

12. Femoral (groin) pulse: yes

13. Radial (wrist) pulse: yes

Dark Cardiophilia

1. Shocking a healthy heart: hard no

2. Pressure/crushing a healthy heart: hard no

3. Drowning + heart monitoring: only in fiction

4. Suffocation + heart monitoring: only in fiction

5. Choking + heart monitoring: only in fiction

6. Drugs used to affect the heart: hard no

7. Knifeplay + heart monitoring: hard no

8. Needle or injection into the heart: hard no

9. Gunplay (shooting the heart)*: hard no

10. Being dominated (in a cardiophilia way): yes

11. Dominating someone else (in a cardiophilia way): sometimes

12. Consensual non-consent (CNC) play: yes

13. Heart rips*: hard no

14. Fucked into cardiac arrest*: hard no

15. Heart being fucked*: hard no

16. Heart being licked or bitten*: hard no

17. Heart being eaten*: hard no

18. Hands squeezing the heart directly*: hard no

19. 'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for dark cardiophilia*: hard no

Medfet/Resus

1. Blood pressure readings: yes

2. Medical equipment: yes

3. Medical exam roleplay: yes

4. Resuscitation via CPR*: hard no

5. Resuscitation via defibrillator*: hard no

6. Resuscitation via AED*: hard no

7. Cardiac arrest*: hard no

8. Respiratory arrest*: hard no

9. Sex and resus combined: hard no

10. 'Unhappy endings' (RIP) for resus*: hard no

11. Anesthesia*: hard no

12. Breathing masks: hard no

Graphic

1. Open heart surgery footage: hard no

2. Real animal hearts: hard no

3. Real human hearts outside the body: hard no

4. Real human hearts in autopsies: hard no

Adjacent Kinks

1. Gyno medical exams: yes

2. Pregnancy/breeding: yes

3. Belly sounds: no

4. Cardiophilia + furry: no

5. Vampires*: sometimes

6. Necrophliia*: hard no

[kalcat-sketches]

Feel a little late to the party, but here's my submission for @tav-dex

This is my first bg3 character I made and finished the game with, Qistana. (More about her under the cut)

About

Qistana was born and raised in Menzoberranzan, but ran to the surface around 70 years ago. She doesn't like to talk about that time of her life

She's not a devout worshiper of Ellistraee, but does consider herself a member of her faith and will pray to her when feeling stressed or overwhelmed

Carries a huge chip on her shoulder and holds a heavy grudge against Lolth and any who follow her. This anger is part of the foundation of her Oath.

The markings on her face are symbol of her paladin order. It's been awhile since she's checked in with anyone, having split from them temporarily to pursue "personal goals".

Her Dream Guardian took the appearance of a once close friend from her paladin order. While it was a face she trusted subconsciously, seeing it in person took her completely off guard and left her wary about the guardians true intentions.

Relationships

Best friends with Wyll, doesn't like his dad but respects Wyll enough to stay civil in interactions with the Grand Duke. Would have killed Mizora if it wouldn't have also killed Wyll, still took swings at the bitch when she stayed in camp uninvited.

Romanced Shadowheart, didn't think anything of Shar until they reached the Shadow Cursed Lands, and then became increasingly concerned about what becoming a Dark Justicier really meant. Incredibly relieved when Shadowheart made her choice to turn from Shar, and was more than happy to start a relationship and help find her parents.

Astarion and Qistana barely tolerated each other for Act 1 and part of Act 2, but the two gradually gained mutual respect and considered themselves friends by Act 3. Despite the animosity between them, Qistana immediately put Cazador on her list of "Assholes that need to be killed" when she heard about him.

Meta Stuff

Originally made for a co-op run with my best friend, remade for a solo game when I started coming up with backstory and she began living rent free in my brain (we still haven't finished Act 1 in that co-op game RIP)

Never broke her paladin oath in all 3 Acts, though looking into oathbreaking I think it should have happened after/during the seance with He Who Was in Act 2. I think I got very lucky with my dialogue choices.

I'd like to play another run with her again (prob at a higher difficulty) but I need to finish my Durge run first

(Thanks to @bareee for the template, it finally gave me the motivation to draw my girl!)

[letssimptogether]

(Request!)Slashers x G/N! Reader

✨Fall Dates✨

a/n: i’m sorry this is pretty past halloween y’all! i’ve been pretty sick lately but i’m doing better now so it’s fic time🥰🫶🏻

Includes: Michael Myers (OG or RZ), Jason Voorhees, and Danny Johnson

Michael Myers (OG or RZ)

You woke up way before Michael did to get to the grocery store.

While at the store, you saw where the store had their pumpkins and picked one up for Michael and you to tackle.

After grabbing the rest of your groceries, you decided to grab some of the pre-made cookie dough and some apple cider; he had no idea of the lil idea, but it’s not like he’d mind, right?

By the time you got home with groceries, Michael was anxiously awaiting your arrival, greeting you with his usual head tilt, but the second you got inside, Michael ripped the pumpkin from your hands in excitement.

He’s like a big child sometimes<3

While Michael was gutting the poor pumpkin, you were popping the halloween pre-made cookie dough onto the baking sheets.

Once in the oven, you met Michael in the living room, who already had the top of the pumpkin cut off and the seeds out.

“Which design did you think Mikey?”

Typically, he’d cringe at the nickname, but he was too focused on the pumpkin in front of him.

He pointed at a template of Frankenstein’s head, picking the booklet up to rip out the piece of paper while you put on classic Halloween cartoons.

Once the cookies were almost ready, you heated up some of the cider you got and brought the drinks and cookies out for you and Michael.

Jason Voorhees

Jason woke up before you, and quietly admired you as you slept in on the cold morning.

The cool Jersey air crept through the windows, and gave you an itch to bake.

So you and Jason make your way to the kitchen, and you pulled out ingredients to make some cinnamon rolls.

While you were mixing and playing with the dough, Jason was grabbing and putting away items as well as cleaning the dishes for you.

When he had finished, you asked him to help you roll the cinnamon buns and put them on the baking sheet.

Soft music is coming from the radio quietly, and the two of you are baking and dancing around each other before cleaning the rest of the mess up.

“Would you like to eat by the lake?” Jason signed to you.

“That sounds lovely, Jay.” You smiled at him.

He rushed to grab some thick blankets and some candles, and got set up by the lake where the two of you cuddled and ate breakfast.

It’s safe to say your guys’ day was just as peaceful as the morning<3

Danny Johnson

Danny had picked you up from work in the early afternoon, and drove you to your favorite cafe.

Once you ordered your favorite hot beverage and a pastry, the two of you drove around talking about your guys’ day.

Danny turned some RnB on the radio quietly as you both watched the scenery outside.

Tress went from a deep forest green to littered with fiery oranges and reds to lemony yellows.

“This is nice,” You hummed, reaching to hold his free hand which was resting on the center console.

“Yeah,” he smiled, “We should do this more often.”

It wouldn’t be Danny if he didn’t take pictures to treasure the moment, so the two of you pulled off to a trail, and walked around for a few minutes.

Danny was “taking pictures of the trail”-it was more pictures of you; he’s obsessed with your bright smile on your soft features<3

After his little photo shoot, Danny drove you guys to the local theater, where you both saw the latest horror movie.

You both clung to each other, out of fear or just the need to feel each other’s embrace, you didn’t know nor did you care.

In that moment, everything felt right; you could almost forget you’re dating the Ghostface himself.