oh yea btw there's a new addition to the family
Disgust is now one of nostalgias mamas, she'll be called mother or mum (or mom depending on how you like to spell it)
Let me know what you guys think about this :3
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My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.
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sudden weird heavy spotting and cramps/possibly just starting my period a week and a half early PLUS when i got up to do something about it there was a spider on me and it crawled on my legs in the bathroom its the universe telling me to go back on t as soon as fuckinggggggggggggggggggg possible
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HE CREATED A ROUTINE THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED HIS PARENTS' LIVES IM DONE
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Don't mind me, just pointing out that Blue Sky's first and last films also included a tragic backstory flashback involving the main character told through little to no dialog and emotional breathtaking music. No biggie. :T
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Lil waiter :) I hope this image makes your day a little better!
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This is user 芽糖Maltose and she needs financial help.
Her mum applied for a loan from a bank [about 31,000 USD] and forced Maltose to sign a contract with the bank. [She was a minor at the time and didn't dare resist her mother, who was subjugating Maltose to domestic violence and abuse.]
For a donate, this is Maltose's PayPal // this is Maltose's Ko-fi.
You can also commission her using--
- Twitter, @malt_twit
- Discord, _maltose.
Maltose borrowed 3,000 USD from her aunt to hire a lawyer, but despite all evidences, she still lost the case. The court ruled that she still had to bear a debt of 23,000 USD. She can't afford to spend another 3,000 USD in attorney fees, so Maltose had to accept it.
Currently, the fundraising goal has been met by 10%. I hope we can continue raising that bar all the way up to 100%.
For those who can't donate, share and reblog this post in order to boost it and spread the message to the people who can.
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Can we see the top a Jamil’s hat? Where does it stop?
Jamil's hat has breached containment, this is not a drill, everybody run
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