#fern mayo

[moviesycho]

Judy Greer as Fern "Vylette" Mayo in JAWBREAKER (1999)

[wolfstrela]

Jawbreaker (1999)

[chubbie-bunnie-96]

"This is high school, Detective Cruz. What is a friend anyway?"

[valerie-is-corpsebait]

Judy Greer as Fern Mayo/Vylette

[cowboycereal]

fern mayo is indisputably a lesbian

[bunny-yuck]

drew my btd mc again

fern <3

i’ll be drawing him interacting with lawrence eventually

[dec0mposing]

Eileen Mayo, Springing Fern (1983) Lithograph

[thegreenplanhq]

As spring continues its procession, native ferns awaken to the sun and warming earth by unfurling their leaves. 🤩 www.thegreenplan.ie #environment #Mulranny #Mayo #unfurling #fern #sustainability #resources #community #ireland #life #air #trees #nature #green #leadership #ourplanet #peoplebeforeprofit #thegreenplan #forest #Sea #climatechange #beautifulnature #spring (at Ireland (country)) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpx3X7PsRpz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[peachpaws0]

FILBO GAVE ME A FROG INSTANT FAV HE WAS ALREADY MY FAV BUT STILL

YESSSSS, I LOVE THE FROG PLUSHIE <3<3

[carpathxanridge]

i actually loved do revenge even if i could see the twist coming from the beginning it didnt take anything away it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience

[max-with-mons]

ℙ𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟: 𝐀𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐭𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕖: 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟

𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤: 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚, 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐬, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝔸𝕦𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣'𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤: 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝𝐬, 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐧. 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐬 '𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 '𝐠𝐮𝐲' 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐭𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝.

‘Im walking down the hall now, is your door unlocked?’

You read the message, then quickly type a reply.

‘Fern and Sylvie are waiting to open the door for you, so just knock and they’ll let you in. Can’t really move atm :(‘

Fern and Sylvie are your pokemon, a female Leafeon, and a female Sylveon. Your newly adopted shiny Eevee, Berry, is curled up on your chest where you’re laying on your bed, and the weight of him rising and falling with your breaths is very comforting.

Just gotta get through these damn cramps.

It only takes another minute until you hear a knock on your door, and your pokemon work together and open it, revealing your ever-so-wonderful boyfriend who insists on staying over every time you get your period.

You smile and raise a hand from under your blanket. “Hi Arven.”

He smiles back, and sets two plastic bags down on your kitchen counter.

“Hi Bug. Want me to warm up your heat pack?” he gestures at the lavender heat bag on top of your stomach, then starts unpacking various sandwich ingredients and snacks from the bags.

“It’s still warm at the moment. Thank you, though.” you shift Berry into your arms and sit up, wincing at the stabbing pain that hits you.

“Oof…”

Arven looks over immediately. “You okay? Try not to move too quickly. It’ll- Oh, of course you two have seen them already!”

You laugh as Fern and Sylvie reach up with their front paws to try and get some of the fruit on the counter. Arven hands them each a slice of banana, then tucks the now empty bags away.

From your bed, you can see: kiwi, banana, and strawberry slices in little pots- you’re guessing they’re for your pokemon since Arven knows very well that they go nuts for them.

Then there’s half a block of cheese, pickle spread, lettuce, mayo, avocado, and two tubs of your favourite battered chicken. Add several bags of caramel popcorn and a 2litre bottle of iced tea, and you can confidently say that you have once again been absolutely spoiled.

You know by now not to ask if you can pay Arven back, he'll never let you. Even when it’s not the time of the Red Falls, he insists on making you food and never tells you how much the ingredients cost him.

It’s an incredibly sweet gesture that you return by making him cupcakes. You’re not on his level of sandwich making, but you can make pretty good cupcakes, so you give him a batch every two weeks.

Berry headbutts your chin and chirps, so you pet between his ears and watch as Arven starts making you some food.

“So which sandwich do you want first? There’ll be some to go in the fridge as well, I got extra of everything, so you can pick any of your favourites.”

You smile at him happily, very very grateful. “Thanks Arven. Can I have… Avocado chicken? Please?”

He smiles back at you, hands already working. “Sure thing. Get comfy, okay?”

You nod and shift into the corner of your bed, Berry now on your stomach on top of your heat pack, and Fern and Sylvie are next to you curled up into your side.

There’s something very comforting about having your pokemon and your boyfriend here while you’re seriously not feeling well.

Arven had already sent you tons of messages today, each incredibly sweet and reminding you of how ‘handsome and strong’ you are, and that you’re ‘tougher than all the other guys since they don’t have to bleed for a week straight’.

It helped with the self doubt that hit when you first woke up, and reminded you that ‘ohmygod I love my boyfriend so much’.

It doesn’t take that long until Arven presents you a plate with an avocado-chicken sandwich, and the sight alone makes your stomach growl.

“Enjoy! It should make your stomach hurt less once you've eaten. Oh, and,” he hands you the bottle of iced tea, “Remember to drink something too. Okay, Cuddle Bug?”

You can’t help the dopey smile that you make when you hear the full version of your nickname. Your love language is hugs, and that was apparent even when you and Arven were only friends. Naturally, your nickname reflects that now you are officially together.

Even when you have to go only an hour without seeing each other, you can’t help hugging him as soon as you see him again.

He gives great hugs, too.

You nod, Arven starts making more sandwiches, and you take a bite of the one you have.

“Mmn! This is so good! Thank you!” you give Arven a thumbs up as you eat, and he grins at you.

“Glad you like it! It’s important that you eat when you’re not feeling great, but it’s equally important it tastes good!”

You finish your sandwich in 6 minutes, then drink about a third of your iced tea (you don’t know how you didn’t realise you were so thirsty).

“Want another one?”

You think for a minute, then accept a cheese and pickle sandwich. The rest of them go in the fridge since Arven made you three of both, plus three chicken-mayo-lettuce sandwiches too.

He puts the popcorn in the drawer next to your bed, then sits next to you as you finish your food and holds your free hand.

“Feeling any better?”

You finish your last bite and nod. “Yeah, I am. The cramps don’t hurt as bad. Still got a little bit of a headache though. I’ll just drink some more.”

“I can get you another drink once you’re done. I’m glad you’re feeling a bit better though.”

Arven takes your plate and puts it on the floor, then the same with your drink, and then lays down with you and hugs you.

You snuggle into him, Fern and Sylvie moving to lay by your feet.

“Thank you Arven. I love you.”

“Love you too, Bug.”

[wolfstrela]

so i just watched Jawbreaker

[tastesoftamriel]

The Retching Netch

More than just sujamma!

Starters and light bites

Thick-cut ash yam chips, with horker bacon lardons and melted scuttle

Hot-smoked salmon, with spicy fire fern mayo and wickwheat crisps

Saltrice arancini, with chanterelles and mora tapinella

Bantam guar wings, with mead barbecue sauce and Eidar cheese dip

Mains

Jacket ash yam, with your choice of 3 toppings. Choose from: horker bacon lardons, smoked salmon, scuttle, Eidar cheese, house gravy, baked beans, corn, or minced nix-hound

Kwama egg omelette, with leeks and Nord goat cheese

Solstheim-style scathecraw stew, with chunky root vegetables

Stir-fried nix-hound, with hackle-lo in a sweet-and-sour mazte sauce

Dessert

Comberry-snowberry granita, with whipped gold kanet scuttlecream

Skyrim-style tarte tatin, with salted honey caramel

Kwama egg soufflé, with sujamma flambé

Marshmerrow and rhubarb crumble, with Skyrim honey custard

[gorey]

top 9 listened to in 2023 ambiguously tagged by @scallioncreamcheesebagel hehehe. in no particular order:

1. Transangelic Exodus - Ezra Furman

2. Journey Into Satchidananda - Alice Coltrane

3. Spiraling - Special Interest

4. Loveless - My Bloody Valentine

5. Miracle-Level - Deerhoof

6. Mezzanine - Massive Attack

7. What's Your Pleasure? - Jessie Ware

8. SAVED! - Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter

9. Week of Charm - Fern Mayo

this was so tough there's so many honorable mentions I'm not even gonna list them

tagging: @endure @executing @beastofwant @ignoregreif @incinerated @anchoress @repulsion @peatbogbody @oy-gayvalt @rainboas @werebutch @discworldwitches I'm just rattling off as many mutuals as I can think of literally if you see this and wanna do it do it

[stuslover]

MASTERLIST PRINCIPAL

[ ♡ ] aqui você pode encontrar a maior parte dos meus trabalhos; maior parte, não tudo, porquê sou preguiçosa e provavelmente irei me esquecer de atualizar mas vou tentar adicionar os nova conteúdos uma vez por semana.

BARBIE 2023 (apenas ryan gosling!ken e margot robbie!barbie)

ken experimentando sensações humanas (headcannon)

SAW 2004 (apenas lawrence gordon e adam stanheight)

ciumento - lawrence gordon

abecedário nsfw - lawrence gordon

JAWBREAKER (apenas courtney shayne e fern mayo)

nada ainda

SCREAM

masterlist

[fruitchouli]

perfumes of the week dog.. we got a l’artisan drôle de rose because i want to wear malle lipstick rose but have only a few drops😔😪 then a pacific creations lolita lempicka.. then my oldest bottle of mugler angel from 2005.. then an old bottle of agent provocateur maitresse with the pinup illustration.. then ganache parfums fern mayo bc u can never have too many violets fragrances in the spring.. it’s named after jawbreaker 1999 should i rewatch that this week. i need to rewatch spring breakers too 🔜