#fictional foe

[kakusu-shipping]

Hi hi! For the ask game how about 🔪 + Pokémon, who you fighting to protect your sweetie? 😊 bonus![optional!] DO you fist fight this enemy or do you have an amazing team of pokemon who wipe their team out? 👀

I love this ask love it because at the bottom of my F/O list is a link to my Fictional Foe List, which while not as long as my F/O list is still a very important part of my self shipping.

Send me 🔪 and a fandom and I’ll tell you about my f/e (fictional enemy; character I would fight with my self-insert)

My Pokemon Black/White S/I does in fact throw hands more often than he Pokemon battles. That's probably not true actually but he does throw a lot of hands. Particularly at Ghetsis and Ghetsis' Hydreigon.

Ghetsis' Hydreigon is more for self defense, after cornering Team Plasma in Castelia for taking Bianca's Munna I'm not exactly ready to let the leader walk out without a fight. This is a mistake as Ghetsis decides to make an example out of us and sends out his Hydreigon, which doesn't just attack Pokemon, he lashes out at anything in sight. We all end up in the hospital, luckily with mostly minor fractures, though I ended up with a big gash in my shoulder from where he bit me. It wasn't a great time.

End game, final confrontation though, that's where we fight for the F/O. We beat N in the dragon fight, Ghetsis throws him down, calls him a freak without a human heart, raises a hand to strike him, and I do not hesitate to grab that old fool's arm and pull him down. I would have beat the shit out of him for it too, if not again for his Hydreigon.

Luckily my Pokemon Master's S/I does get to beat the actual shit out of Ghetsis, along side Guzma, with our fists because FUCK that old man Fuck Father or Foe there is no hesitation once Ghetsis shows his hand I am on top of him beating his face in!

There's other Pokemon character I'd like to throw hands with, Swordward and Shieldbert being first and formost, but Ghetsis is the only one I want to throw hands with to protect an F/O, particularly N who doesn't deserve such a crappy father.

I'll fist fight your shitty dad no questions asked.

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[writing-to-survive]

#178

"We're gonna die."

"Not we, love."

[dereliction-if]

Regarding animals...

I have implemented specific animals in the story already. Some are like the ones we know, some are less so. Some you'll meet early in the game, even in the Demo, some later on. Some animals will appear again and again, whilst others can be missed. Some come with purpose and story and some are just für uwu moments.

Now my question... Since I can still... pick the kind of animal for some roles, I'd like to know if there's something you would wish for specifically.

Write me a message if you have a wish. Or just vote...

[aengelren]

💋💋

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

[gebo4482]

TXQ FICTION / Looking For Kikue Ishinaga

Japanese horror mockumentary series It's a fictional show about the search for Ishinaga Kikue, who went missing 55 years ago. (Japanese streaming service only)

[genericpuff]

https://www.tumblr.com/ekingston/712885182267572224/sometimes-i-say-things-on-twitter-and-then-make-a

I'm sorry I thought of you when I saw that

omg don't apologize, i saw this the other day and went "welp, guess this is me" JFKDLAFJDKLASFJSALDK

here's the actual picture for anyone who's curious but don't want to click the link:

we all know what rekindled is at this point, it would be insulting for me to pretend otherwise 😂

[jmkho]

The One Where They Did A Farmers Market

Summary: The boys, for some reason, decided to sell some stuff at the local farmers market.

Words: 1130 ish I added a little more

Warnings: swearing, Josh with a chainsaw, purple neon shorts, farmersmarket!jake

Jake stood behind his stall as he looked down at his little pots of jam. He smiled to himself as he stood there. 

Nice, he thought.

He hoped the wine he worked his ass off making would also sell well because damn, that was rough but also worth it. 

The stuff is not only delicious, with hints of delectable fruits and the smokyness of the wood from the barrel, but that shit will get you fucking DRUNK.

He felt good and looked good. He wore his big black wide-brimmed hat with a blue and white striped shirt, with one button done up as usual. He felt like part of the market, like a fancy farmer.

Josh said he looked the part, too, but should have worn his straw hat instead.

His eyes went from his precious jams to the stall opposite. There, staring back at him, was Sam. He sat in his camping chair, his head barely peaking over the stall table, chewing away just watching Jake. 

Jake's brow furrowed, but he laughed softly as he moved to go look at his brother's stall. He eyed the sign his younger brother had made for the market as he approached the table.

It was a poorly taken photo of Sam with a thumbs up and cheesy smile, with the words "Anything can be pickled & tickled!" sprawled across it in thick, black letters.

Jake's eyes went from the sign to the man sitting down, who still chewed away as he ate something.

"Cwan eye hfelp hew?" Sam asked as he chewed.

"Sammy, what does your sign mean?" 

Sam looked up at his sign, despite the sun burning down on his face, and read it out loud. He shrugged. "Seems clear to me!" He swallowed, then dug his fingers into the glass jar of pickles and grabbed another one to eat.

"Shouldn't you sell your... pickled goods rather than just eating them?" Jake watched, slightly concerned because he spotted two empty jars pushed off to the side.

"Whwats bpetter 'dan seein tthe ownder eatin' dare' own prwoduuuce?"  He answered.  And with that, Jake turned away and went over to the stall next to Sam's, which belonged to Danny.

Danny decided to sell some plants he had been growing along with some homemade plant pots. After their somewhat eventful pottery class, Danny got into a new hobby and actually became quite successful at it.

His pots and mini-pot pals were a hit. Jake approached with a smile as Danny handed the wrapped-up pot to a lady who gushed about plants with the curly-haired drummer. He wished her a good day before acknowledging Jake.

"Looking the part," He laughed

Jake returned a soft laugh and then looked at the stall. "I'm really impressed."

Danny smiled brightly and thanked him. "How's yours coming along?"

Jake shrugged.  "Okay, I sold some stuff. "I'm worried the wine will have people pass out, though." Danny laughed as he sprayed some water on a hanging plant. 

"I'm pretty sure Sammy is just eating his stuff, but it's fun to participate." Danny commented.

Jake went to say something, but the sound of a chainsaw being ripped alive stopped him.

He knew Josh was doing woodwork and wood carving; hell, he'd watched his brother try his best to twiddle an animal out of a small log. But he didn't expect to see his twin, chainsaw in hand, goggles on, going ham on a log.

He was moving the chainsaw around, making odd cuts into the wood. Taking out chunks here and there and making the odd line. 

He stopped and lowered the chainsaw as he moved his head from side to side, looking at the log and at his new masterpiece. 

To Jake, it looked like someone got drunk, got hold of a chainsaw, and lost a fight with the log. But his twin seemed pleased as he turned to look at him with a wide smile. 

"Not bad. What is it?" Jake asked as he stood there, trying hard to see what the heck he just carved. 

Josh's smile fell. "Can't you see?"It's a sunset." 

"Eye sfeee eit." Sam spoke out, bringing everyone's attention to him suddenly standing with them while eating from a jar of pickled peppers. 

Jake eyed the new jaw in his brother's hand but then noticed a few people at his stall. Patting his younger brother on the stomach, he quickly went over to try his charm at selling more stuff.

Josh pouted a little as he watched his twin walk off to sell his jams but smiled to Sam when the taller man lifted the jar with a wink.

Josh ripped the chainsaw back to life and went back to the log.

"Pepper Daniel?"  Sam offered the open jar to his friend, who gladly took one. 

"Have you sold any of your jars?" 

Sam shrugged.  "Yeah, a few. "Offering people a taste test helps, and I've sold some dog biscuits too."

Danny paused to think for a minute about asking about the dog biscuits, but Sam walked away. 

Danny watched his friend walk away, still eating, as he looked at random stalls. The sound of the chainsaw going nuts brought his attention back to the small man who was currently attacking the log.

"You ok there, buddy?" Danny yelled.

Josh didn't hear him, he was in the zone and the chainsaw blocked out everything

His cheeks were red, and his whole body shook with the chainsaw as he wield it at this damn fucking log.

The rest of the guys didn't understand his obscure wood carvings were going to be a HIT. And then they'd all be sorry. They'd be begging him to make their own personal piece.

Back over at Jammin Jams, the name Jake gave his stall because hey, he likes jam and jamming.

"These are delightful!" The old lady pointed at the little pots of jam. Jake's cheeks rounded in a smile as he felt a wash of pure joy. He loved getting praised. And the fact that this old lady was currently acting like he was the jam master when she probably knew how to make jam was making his cheeks hurt with happiness.

"What a handsome, clever man!" He gushed again and looked down shyly, his hat blocking his view of Sam, who was walking past the old lady, heading back to his stall, one eyebrow raised as he chewed away.

"Would you like to try some?" He lifted a little pot of mixed berries he had made with a smile. The old lady made a noise that Jake took as a yes and offered her a sample. 

"Oh my, what is that?"

Jake leaned closer with a smile, his giant hat almost getting in the way. "That, my dear, is the mix of strawberries and--" 

Sam watched as Jake chatted away to the lady as he ate some pickled onions. The lady seemed charmed by his brother's smile and his farmer's outfit and was buying nearly the whole fucking stall. 

Sam decided to dress casually with bright neon purple shorts and a vintage shirt that put every 80s pattern to shame. He sold some stuff, yeah, but maybe he needed to do something else.

Next time, he'll just shove that stupid straw hat on Jake wore once.

Josh soon came over to his stall with his goggles pushed into his hair, the indents of the tight goggles leaving an imprint around his eyes with a huge smile. 

"Hey, do you have a first aid kit?" 

[bonebabbles]

We're rapidly approaching the First Battle.

BRIEF break from all the straightforward analysis and simple text-reaction to babble a little bit

This is absolutely what I wish Thunder could always be. This is him in my favorite form, angry, defiant, young and impulsive in a way that's fresh. Like sunlight that scorches the rotten undergrowth of Clear Sky's beliefs.

"You wanted me to be cruel, like you! But I'll never be cruel."

I LOVE this Thunder. THIS is how I've always imagined my Thunder Storm and how I want to write him for BB, someone who can't hold his tongue, whose opposition to Clear Sky is based on his overwhelming compassion. A ferocious kind of justice. THAT'S THE BOY.

[kakusu-shipping]

Thinking about redoing my Fictional Foe list and making it less Characters I the Real Human Person have Beef With and more Characters my Self-Inserts have Beef With in Canon

[pokemydun]

While trying to find the way out of the dungeon, Sattura and Pavlova with two of the rescuers cross paths with the ferocious foe cornering Mari.

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[writing-to-survive]

#214

"You look better, really."

"Yeah? Can't say the same about you."

[lynxindisguise]

it’s just. like. so much more narratively interesting if the awkward, chronic internaliser who wants nothing more than to be invisible/appear non-threatening is a human beanpole and the giant ball of Personality is comparatively shorter?

especially compared to jkr’s absolutely stunning and brilliant logic of tall = hot, and sirius = hot, therefore sirius = tall

[iloveteamfortresstoo]

Nath leaned out the nearest window, splinters digging into his palms.

‘What the hell... what the hell…’ he muttered. What was happening out there?

Chapter 30??? Already???

[gorillaxyz]

also sigh. i hate second guessing myself becaude i am a lesbian 😭 i am