#fictional men in question are

[heartbreak-sandwich]

hi if you could please send me some absolutely filthy thoughts in my ask box on or off anon so I can write tiny blurbs about my favorite fictional men, I will love you 2 times, maybe 3, thank you so much in advance. (Definitely Billy Hargrove related, but I'll also always accept babygirl Steve Harrington and the loveliest Eddie Munson requests - more info in the tags as usual)

[catsharky]

This is for the 5 other people on here who also have Watch Dogs 2 brainworms and are 👀😳 about Wrench.

Got back on a WD2 kick recently and did some art for a fic I've been picking at since march. Mainly just drew it to embed in a chapter but it came out nice enough that I wanted to put it somewhere.

(Side note on something I noticed while drawing this: I'm not fully convinced that all of Wrench's tattoos are real tattoos. A lot of them definitely are, but a bunch of them actually look like they're drawn on with sharpie, especially the ones on his torso. It would be very in character for him to have doodled all over himself before Swelter Skelter so I'm choosing to believe it, lmao)

Also this is cropped to hell so Tumblr doesn't execute me via firing squad but if you wanna see the full version (he's fully clothed, but he's 'going camping' if you catch my drift), you may find it helpful to know that my Ao3 username is also catsharky 😏 (it's at the very end of ch 3 I love you pls don't judge my writing too harshly goodbye)

[buttercup-barf]

Drive your friends home, fellas.

[menacewithawolfcut]

after seeing this movie over a year ago i remembered this man exists

[panicv0mit]

Happy almost Halloween, have some ms paint Herbies <3

[sillystringsimpsons]

Just realised I never shared this omg

Meet the redesigned (and present-day) Jono! I realised I'd originally subconsciously coded him as Aboriginal in some little chunks of experimental writing I made of him and Memphis, and I wanted to make him explicitly so because a) NO SIMPSONS ABORIGINAL AUSTRALIAN CHARACTERS? NOT ONE? b) I thought him having ties to the Stolen Generation (on his mother's side) brought valuable depth to his character (and the Stolen Generation is also something I've wanted to explore a bit in my work) and c) I was already subconsciously writing him as Aboriginal and there's literally only one rough artwork of him made before all the development I gave him, so why go against my instincts for his character?

For context, this is only other appearance in a visual work, back when he was just a two-dimensional placeholder, haha.

[skunkes]

guy liker moment

[king-magppi]

Uhhhhh mainly Bonaparte-centric post but there are also some Milkman Conspiracy doodles in here... I like to think Napoleon STILL bothers Fred from time to time but just not as LOUDLY as before.

[clangrogu]

My Taste in Fictional Men Pt. 2: Long, Blonde Hair (That’s all it takes, apparently)

Lotor (Voltron: Legendary Defender)

Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon)

Legolas (The Lord of the Rings)

Aemond (House of the Dragon)

Aaravos (The Dragon Prince)

[zeb-z]

Foolish: they’re comparing me to Einstein

Cellbit: oh! like that guy from Oppenheimer, right?

Jaiden: wait, I thought Oppenheimer was the guy from Oppenheimer

Foolish (?): Oppenheimer’s in Oppenheimer?

Cellbit: yeah

Jaiden: yeah, I think so

Cellbit: …they had sex

Foolish (?): Oppenheimer and Einstein?!

Cellbit: yeah, sorry, spoilers

[ur-mentallyill-wench]

My community character tier list but there’s not reasoning to any of the tiers and they are in no sort of order

Jeff is also marry me but I forgot to put it

[lieutenantlashfaz]

To my mutuals and irls

You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not see me thirsting over a fish man. You do not-

[lala1236]

Sirius, Lucas, Aventurine and Kaeya!!!

So...I might have a type? LOL! Sus men that can flirt with you and would be obsessed with you to the point of willingly committing crimes for you. They all have a sad backstory and they all hide their real emotions behind a mask (maybe not Lucas) . They're pretty....

One is a sorcerer who wants to kill a deity to protect you, even if people die in the process. One is the head of the information guild and assassin's guild, who might be a yandere and would get rid of anyone who wants to harm you. Aventurine is a good-looking gambler who has trauma. Kaeya is the Cavalry Captain of the knights of Favonius, who is kind of an alcoholic and also has trauma . In normal circumstances, liking these types of men would be dangerous (?) for you (your heart) but you need not worry ladies and gentlemen! They are fictional! (💔)

I haven't played Genshin Impact and Honkai Star Rail but I watch the lore to look at hot fictional men. Delulu is the solulu, ladies!

[evilkitten3]

one of the most frustrating things about reading naruto meta is that every now and then you'll run into a post that's absolutely brilliantly thought out, has stupendous points, and pulls out all the stops on almost every level....

and you just have to stop and wonder how someone can simultaneously be so good at media analysis and so fucking bad at accepting that sometimes authors just cannot and/or will not write female characters on any level

[pookiebearnancy]

Isn't it weird that Jameson kinda stole Avery from Grayson? Like isn't that against boy code? Or did they come to some understanding?

[hansoeii]

what is your sexuality