I started reading Otherside Picnic
I'm not far into it yet but every chapter so far is like
"Ugh I hate people. But this girl I randomly met is so fucking hot. christ she's beautiful. I hate people though but she's literally drop dead gorgeous I'm so jealous that she talked about another girl one time. She looked at me and I almost died. God I hate having to hang out with her both because I hate people and because she is too damn pretty it's unreal. Have you ever seen a woman so beautiful you started crying. god I love when she holds a gun (I hate guns but I love women)"
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THE SAGAU FANFIC ONE-SHOT WINNER IS...
🎊🎉🌿Eldritch! Reader AU🌿🎉🎊
Just a small annoucement for the winner, though I'm sure we all saw the results lol
Have a snippet, hope you enjoy!
*disclaimer: subject to change, this is a draft, no finalized version yet.
At least, you were pretty sure of where you were now. But that didn't mean it made any more sense.
You hadn't recognized it at first, but the Irminsul was unmistakable after a minute of looking at it and the surrounding blue. The lights were incredible, with sparkles and stars floating up from the ground. Strange, nearly mechanical patterns flared out from its branches.
The only difference between the Irminsul in-game versus the real one you see now is the rapid swelling and filling out of its trunk.
As you had woken up more and more, ignoring the strange state of your body for now, it had let out weirdly nostalgic noises.
Like a computer booting up, and a million other digital pings or tunes as it grew.
As you tentatively reach a hand out to touch the trunk, a familiar book materializes. The dark blue pages flip to the first page instead of to the middle of the book.
...isn't this usually the really obscure "Archives" animation from the Paimon settings page?
What's it doing here??
In gold writing that hovers slightly above the pages, your (presumed) stats display. The eerily familiar Genshin Impact font rapidly types itself out from left to right.
/gamemode: admin
*Executing...
*Executing...
*Loading...
*Loading...
*...
*...Success!
*Your gamemode has been changed.
" Player."
[ADMIN.]
EXP: 1000000#%$+???
DEF: ?%@****+~??
ATTK: ??*!!%^<=+?
POWERS:
- ??";*&%[]\/%?
- &%#@?<_++}]
- ~`*(-_+}|\\!!??^&
...you decide to stop looking at your... stats, for now.
Because more importantly, as you pull your hand back from the book (letting it float in place in front of the Irminsul trunk again), you notice something even more off.
Your hand.
It's... wrong.
As you trail your eyes up your arm, you choke back a sense of panic. Sure enough, when you bring the right arm over to poke and try to smear the seemingly black paint that drenches your left arm, it too is covered in black.
Your arms are pitch black.
And as you attempt to touch your forearm for more answers, only to phase through it... you begin to think maybe this is not, in fact, paint.
And as you realize you are hovering, instead of standing in place, you begin to think this is, in fact, the very real world of Genshin Impact.
...you decide to lay back down on the weird blue ground (?) and take a nap.
Maybe start today over.
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I'll be working on asks in the mean time!
But this'll be higher priority/posted soon bc I'm worried I'll forget abt it otherwise lmao
Idk if anybody cares that much, but I'll go ahead and ask just in case:
I hope you guys are having a great week, wherever you may be!
Safe Travels,
💀♒️
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi / @fallen-starr
@yomilyy / @0rah-s / @idontknowwhatimdoingbutweball / @blackstar-gazer
(^^^ dw you'll still get tagged when the actual piece is out! :)
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The Mario movie thing is so funny to me. Here, look at this:
Sonic movies (1, 2, & w/ 3 on the way) come out, does INCREDIBLE in box office, decimates Marvel films, who previously had a stranglehold
Nintendo sees this, wants a piece of that pie, buckles down to make a Mario movie Incorrect order of events, as pointed out here! Mario movie announced before the public knew about Sonic movie.
(Potentially because the previous Mario movie was so out there, did poorly, & was disliked by fans & then promptly forgotten,) they pair with Illumination, a studio that is largely known for making very sterile films
Btw, is it just me that finds it weird that there is no mention from Nintendo or online of the previous movie, in all this? Maybe I'm the only one who remembers this film idk
They announce casting. Everyone immediately boos because they cast Chris Pratt as Mario.
Immediate outrage, as Charles Martinet, the voice of Mario for DECADES, was not cast in his claim to fame roll
There is a (unsourced) rumor that a test screening for the film was met with disappointment, making Nintendo unhappy
Slightly corroborating this, Nintendo buys Dynamo Pictures, to make Nintendo Pictures, with the intent to make future movies in-house
Anticipation for the movie likens it to other sterile animated movies of the last 10 years, like the Minions movies
Trailer comes out.
People continue to boo Chris Pratt, a bad cast for a beloved character who is putting 0 effort into his voice, in comparison to all other VAs putting in 110%
Chris Pratt goes to bed "depressed," at seeing the response I was incorrect, that is an older article, about when he was thanking his wife for providing a healthy child, to which people drew immediate parallels to his ex-wife's son, who has many health complications & needed many surgeries.
But with your help, we can make him being depressed after media backlash reality!
Lol, &, may I say, lmao.
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