But what about those little muggleborns who went to private school and actually learnt Latin
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Though, if the next doctor is a man then they’re going to have to fit him in Jodie‘s clothes
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An actual conversation I had yesterday...
Sister, 20: *said very seriously* if you leave chickens alone together, like in a colony, would they eventually learn how to breathe fire?
Me: o_O
Our mum: o_O
Sister: I mean, they descend from dragons so they should be able to breathe fire
Me: o_O
Our mum: o_O
Our mum: you do know that dragons don’t exist and never have?
Me: they were actually made up by olden times people when they found dinosaur bones
Sister: ok, but dinosaurs breathed fire
Me: err, no, they didn’t
Sister, talking to our mum: you should know, you were around then
*laughter, since this is a running joke in our family*
Our mum: haha, very funny
Me: fun fact! Eggs are chicken periods!
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Don’t you just love the daily lecture from your parents about how you’re not the Perfect Child™
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I think the reason names are getting weirder is ‘cause we hate everyone we’ve ever met and we don’t want reminders
and we can’t use the names of the people we do like ‘cause they’re still around and it’d get confusing
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I am cold
Reblog if you, a fellow human, are also cold
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Having not read ACOTAR series YET, (I think) I already know (despite trying to avoid spoilers):
Rhysand is hot and in love with himself
But he also loves Feyre (they’re mates)
Tamlin is a dick
Rhysand crashes Feyre’s wedding to Tamlin
Rhysand made Feyre fight for her wedding ring
Feyre is a High Lady
Ianthe sucks (but it stopped Feyre from marrying Tamlin)
Tamlin locks Feyre up and her magic makes her go almost insane
Smut
have i got any of these correct? (though the last one is probably a given)
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wHO cUts uP a mEloN liKE tHiS??
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I’m trying to be quiet whilst fangirling over Throne of Glass drama
It’s more difficult than I thought it would be
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When I first read Manon’s part in the ToG series I thought ‘great, one of those chapters that I’m going to dread reading because it’s not Celaena’s pov’
Little did I know that I would come to like my fierce white haired, golden eyed witch
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Just to add, I think the title is actually covered in spider webs
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Today is 02/02/2020
And the time is 20:02
So many 2s and 0s
Pity it’s not a Tuesday
We’ll have to wait until 22/2/22 for it to be a Tuesday
Ha ‘2’s day’
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