#florida shenanigans

[greghatecrimes]

Okay, so I had to cut off the "Sometimes a woman hurts every man who enters her life" part to make it fit into the dimensions CVS had, but behold, the thrilling sequel to the "do it for her" poster:

lt is GLORIOUSLY low quality and I am obsessed with it

[mydarlingdahlia]

Currently hiding in a tiny closet with Mia and my 3 dogs because of a tornado warning 😃

Let y’all know if we get out soon 🫶

[sandsmand]

(screenshot of article)

(schools in question)

(things Ronald says)

(comforting wolf puppy pic)

I don't wanna read this shit, here's a link

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/09/22/florida-suspends-scholarships-for-4-schools-with-ties-to-chinese-communist-party/

[pegafin]

AI Generated McMansions: WET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recently, the @mcmansionhell Discord chat gave me another prompt for an AI generated property: wet. The chat and I then embarked upon a truly epic journey, which I shall now share with you…

**Note: we have still had no word from the Pegafin Realty agent sent to show the home, and all subsequent rescue teams have sank into the swamp. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of our agent—or the property—please call now! 📞☎️🤳

Without further ado...

Indoors meets outdoors in this stunning, one-of-a-kind Fort Swampsbutt Florida property! Brand new construction right on the cusp of the glorious Florida Everglades. Act now. Hurry! HURRY!

Kayak through a splendid, architecturally fascinating entryway, and into eight open floor plan living rooms!

Indoor/Outdoor Garage:

Charming Den:

Media Room!

Absolute gem of a kitchen, in need of just a little TLC!

Why is it bubbling? Because the house bubbles with charm.

A formal infinity dining room...

...and plenty of outdoor entertaining space!

Take a dip in this palatial master suite...

...complete with luxurious, triple-spa bath.

And don't forget the bedroom suites for the little ones! So charming. So, um...

Uh.....

...

...Nope, time to bail--

SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE! Start bailing out the house--IT'S FLOATING AWAY!! IT'S-----

((Kssssshshk*static-noises*sshk))

...

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Kids: Sek, Elieth, Varith & Asil

[thatsnotbuddies]

sorry just posting these from a few games back because why do these look like promo stills for some kind of sitcom

[ratatatastic]

senko making a beeline towards a speeding mikksy and almost causing a crash during pregame warmies

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 2

warm ups | 5.8.24

[willowjay07]

(insert comment about how The Simpsons predicts everything)

[yanderemommabean]

I just got joe mamaed by momma I don’t even know what to do - Florida bean strikes out

If you aren't careful, Joe Daddy might come outta nowhere too

-Mommabean

[greghatecrimes]

i'm an adult with an adult job and adult money and i can hang whatever i want on my walls

i had to keep myself from wheeze laughing when i picked it up at cvs photo

[egirl-vrissy]

Gonna give it 10 minutes before they turn on lgbt+ content being “obscene” so they can imprison any gay person expressing themselves online...

[synonymroll648]

Bestie your excitement is making me excited and I made sokeefitz week. I really don't have anything to offer you, but please, take some close-ups of the stuffed animals:

ASEDRFGTHGFTDEGHJGFDSERGHJM MR. SNUGGLES' LITTLE T-REX ARMS THE PERFECTION OF THE SHIRT MRS. STINKBOTTOM'S SMILE AWSEDRTFYREWASDFGHJGFTDRESDFGHJNGFDRE THEY'RE P R E C I O U S ILYSM /p <333333333

[pegafin]

Ai Generated McMansions: Key West Dreams

I asked my mom for a prompt for this McMansion. She said "Key West." Key West is a very special place for me and my family. It is a truly amazing place, with a rich, exciting history and culture, as well as art, six toed cats, and wild-living chickens everywhere you go. Only once you have experienced Key West can you experience the full depth of today's abomination...✨🏝️🍹

Built by a couple who always dreamed of living in Key West, all attempts to build the home in Key West itself ended in suspected arson and historical protesting (as in, myriad characters from the island's long storied history rose form their above-ground-graves in the Historic Key West Cemetery to protest construction).

Now happily located in Sadslot Beach, FL, this home is a true Key West dream. Discover a charming bar around every corner. Bask in a cacophony of color and craftsmanship. Plus, all artwork is included, and load bearing!

The atrium-style foyer boasts quintuple grand staircases and a charming water feature, full of native mosquitos.

Did you think the craftsmanship stopped at just two stories? Think again! This foyer goes all the way up.

The triple-decker living room (left) and the bar & lounge (right)

Live like vacation all year round with a kitchen that's only bars!

Slide into the formal dining room...

...and crash into the game room!

No game room is complete without a home sports bar.

Master Suite

Two Story Atrium Suite

Two Story Atrium Guest Room

Guest Bath

Entryway to the master bath, with master bath bar.

Two-story atrium master bath:

Indoor pool and tennis complex:

Call now to book your tour today! ☎️📞🤳🏝️

Behind the Scenes:

[leluhn]

Florida begins...

[ratatatastic]

i dont think theres a penalty specifically for chicken arming however it is hilarious as a bit so ill allow it

if you listen closely you can hear the peggle noises they make as they bump into each other

hes a ballerina hes a star he is in fact iconic for spinning as hes led to the box (he twirls to avoid debrusk but it is still funny seeing that spin okay twinkle toes!)

jailed for being funny because of woke

florida panthers @ boston bruins game 3 | 5.10.24

honestly the absurdity of this happening 20 seconds earlier but because luosty isnt the attacking player at this point since he sent the puck down the boards but i like to play devils advocate in saying that he could have been one of them if coyle didn't hold onto his stick so it does amuse to see its coyle who shoves lundy from behind for holding mcavoys stick like oh hypocrisy huh its cheeky haha when you do it huh

oh bonus mikksy deathstaring the linesman explaining the lundy holding penalty to pomo

[coyotestarcraft]

I just had to write this because it’s hilarious, so I’m in the middle of a hurricane right now, but I’m only getting the tropical storm force winds, but me and my cousin literally went out into the rain and wind and flew a kite at 11:00. That goes to show how crazy we Floridians are lol.