#fo ask

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

THERE WE GO

I'll post more pictures of the whole cosplay later when I get a chance :)

[hypogryffin]

Thoughts on Akesumi?

not my cup of tea romantically but i do love their platonic dynamic

[theminecraftbee]

fae zedaph, avian tango, and/or butterfly impulse?

Tango pinches the bridge of his nose. He breathes in. He breathes out. He looks at Zedaph.

"Okay. Why do you have a baby," Tango says.

"Well, it was an accident!" Zedaph says.

"How! How do you accidentally end up with a baby!" Tango says. He pauses. He considers what he has just said. He revises: "How do you or I accidentally end up with a baby! I am a robot and you are an immortal fairy creature. You can't babyificate. I know. You've checked."

"You don't have to sound so haunted," Zedaph says, vaguely hurt.

"I am very haunted by most of what you do, that's not the point. How did you end up with a baby! I can't take care of a baby, Zedaph! You definitely can't take care of a baby! What are we going to do with a baby?"

Zedaph shuffles his feet. When they'd first met, Tango had been reluctantly impressed with how human Zedaph's mannerisms were for a guy who, at that time, still hadn't been entirely certain you weren't supposed to eat people who were rude to you. He's come a long way since Tango had discovered he was just alive enough to be able to accidentally slip into the feywild, and Zedaph discovered he was actually much happier experimenting in the human world most of the time than dealing with other fair folk and their 'predictable rules' and 'annoying laws of hospitality'.

If Tango wasn't mostly made of steel and cold iron, he probably wouldn't have survived the early encounters with Zedaph. Nowadays, though, it's easy to mistake Zedaph for just an exceptionally weird human. Sure, he still looks at everyone a little bit like they're more of an experiment or strange animal than a person, but that's just Zedaph. Even if he were human, Tango's pretty sure he'd follow his own idiosyncratic laws.

None of this explains why he has a baby.

"Okay, look, it's not my fault this time, I swear," Zedaph says. "It's--look, I was in-town, and there was this guy, and he made a bargain with me! It was a very little bargain! I didn't think he'd break it. Honest! He just wanted gold--"

"Oh no," mutters Tango.

"--and I just told him that I wanted him to take care of a sheep for me without looking at it! I wanted to see what would happen if a sheep grew up without anyone looking at it. Would it want to look at other people more or less? You know my problems with sheep and looking at me."

"I hate that I know where this is going," Tango says.

"And he was all like, oh that's easy, I won't break that bargain. And I remembered what you said about how most people don't like having their babies swapped out with fey, which still doesn't really make sense honestly because I think a baby me is WAY more exciting than a baby human to take care of and also then I can experiment with the baby human but that's not the point. The point is that you said most people would avoid that! So I said, okay, if you break our bargain and look at the sheep, I'll come take your first baby. It's a traditional fey thing! I thought he wouldn't do it! I don't want a baby, I want a traumatized sheep!"

"Sometimes I wonder if my inventor knew my life would end up like this," Tango says.

"So imagine my shock when one day I just--poof--I have a baby!"

"I don't know how to take care of a baby," Tango says. "You absolutely shouldn't be trusted with a baby. What do we do with a baby."

The two of them look at the child.

"I mean, I cast a spell on it so it would sleep?" Zedaph says tentatively. "But to be totally honest with you, I don't actually know how long those last. You know how it is with my magic."

"I have decided this is Impulse's problem," Tango responds after a moment. "We give the baby to Impulse. He's a human. Humans know what to do with babies, right?"

Zedaph gives Tango an extremely skeptical look. "I got this one from a human."

"Impulse will suffer with us," Tango says.

"Sold," Zedaph says. "Let's go give Impulse a surprise baby."

"Please don't phrase it like that," Tango says, and they both start heading in the direction of where Tango thinks Impulse is currently living. Surely, he has the solution to this problem. Surely.

[theriverdraws]

HEY UH, TOBY FOX VOICED A CHARACTER IN "WE BABY BEARS"???

OKAY????

[frigid-m-grim]

*Gives your big Kinito a flower and a hug/kiss on the cheek. (Either one is fine ^^)*

-Flower Anon 🌸

he appreciates the gesture <3

[selfship-polycule]

Polyamorous Selfship Ask Game!!

i decided to make my own selfship ask game but this one will mainly be focused on polyamorous selfshippers/fictional others!

animals edition

🐘 How big is your polycule?

🐪 Who confessed first? How did it go?

🦌 Were they already in a relationship when you got with your FOs?

🐊 How long have you all been together?

🐿️ Did you have to hide your relationship?

🐒 Who is the big spoon, middle spoon and little spoon?

🐈 Do you all share one big bed together or do you have different beds?

🦇 What are your favorite things to do together?

🐦 What were your first date together?

🦎 What were the first thing you gave to each other?

🐝 Do you have a poly ship with FOs from different sources?

🐌 Who is more likely to fall asleep first? Who goes to sleep last?

🦔 Do you or your FOs date outside of the polycule?

🐋 What are each of your FOs' nickname? Do they have one for you too?

🐻 How do they show their love? Is it through gifts? Words? Quality time? Something else?

🦊 What is something you love most about each other?

🐁 Any headcanons you have about your polycule?

🦨 If you had to name your polycule, how would you name it?

🦥 In a modern setting, what job would each of you have?

🦧 What's your current relationship statue (dating, married, etc)?

🐧 If you went on a trip together, where would you go?

🐅 Do you have any pets? If so, what are they? If not, what kind of pets would you like to adopt?

🐇 Any plans to have kids?

[wired-heartbeats]

I think self shippers are allowed to have complicated-ass relationships with their F/Os, like yeah we love the lovey-dovey sweet flustering stuff, but also some of us go nuts for a good case of

‘we want to and probably have practically strangled each other but also you’re my soulmate and fate has intrinsically tied us together and I would protect you and fight for you in any given universe but also you’re an actual dumbass and I will tell you so and if we ever go down it’s going to be by the others hand’

Or other related variations, I think it’s great to go hogwild and not all F/O relationships stop at Romantic or Platonic or Familial, the dynamics are endless and can be so fun to play with and navigate

[sickficideas]

any hcs for alastor?? he's my favorite but i haven't watched it since the pilot

here's some more continued off the last ask !! and omg anon if you enjoyed the pilot you should totally pick up the show 💖💖

- he's so rarely injured but I think when he is, he's very sensitive to the pain and considerably weakened but still very Smile Through The Pain lol

- he's not often made nauseous by things but overly processed foods do the trick lol he absolutely Hates smelling that shit

- super noisy when he's sick. a constant low static buzz but also he's groaning and moaning and grumbling the whoooole time

- his hearing is very sensitive when he's not feeling well and he'll go as far as covering his ears when it's too much

- if he's ever truly very sick or injured and not much is helping him heal or get better, Charlie know now she can enlist Rosie's help, seeing how much Alastor trusts her...and Rosie Alwaysss knows what to do <3

- going off a point on the last ask...Alastor with a high fever mistaking his caretakers for his mother...it's namely Charlie and Angel Dust, and they realize too that during these times Alastor doesn’t understand where he is, and they think he might believe he's back on earth. Talking about New Orleans or his radio show...and interestingly enough, Husk is the only one he names correctly...Angel Dust is very suspicious about this and ends up finding out they knew each other for a while when they were alive 😔😭

[brainrotisseriechicken]

(unfinished)

not something id usually post but i just realized i could post things i wouldnt normally now that ive discovered the art of (forgetting about it and deleting in the morning) so yeah. this was supposed to be a companion piece to that draki drawing i did the other day but i started getting rlly anxious about not matching the brush size w the other one so here we are lol

[risestarkiss]

I wonder, who's your fave turtle from rise, and from each other iteration? (If you have a fave that is, I personally keep changing my mind about it)

Hi Remi! So yeah, when it comes to the turtles I think that the specific nuances of each boy is something that should be taken into consi-DONNIE. IT'S DONNIE. I LOVE DONNIE. IT'S ALWAYS DONNIE. RISE DONNIE, 2003 DONNIE, EVERY DONNIE, ALL OF THE DONNIES-AHHHHHHHH!

*ahem* I hope that answered your question. For more detail, I have *less* of an affinity for 2012 Donnie as he doesn't go as hard as he could have when it comes to being the brainy genius of the group.

But Rise Donnie? He's peak Donatello...Oh yeah. 😎👌

Thanks for the ask! 💜

[nyxsince2001]

Izuocha shippers try not to be weird af and be the first one to bring bkdk

challenge : impossible

(Context: a deku cosplayer made a ranking where they put katsuki 1st)

Me:

Them:

???????

Me:

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

BODYSUIT bodysuit BODYSUIT

I finally got around to it. I said I was gonna do it and now I am. Under the read more.

First four pictures are the old suit, last three are of the new one.

The bodysuit used to be fucking BAD. In the desire to find lightweight fabric that wouldn't overheat me, I went and got this fabric that was.. just the worst. It was too thin, not very stretchy, and it RAN.

Any raw edges exposed to a force stronger than a gentle tug would separate and become unrepairable. Imagine your costume fucking separating at the seams cause something pulled on it a little.

I got most of the way before I said "this sucks ass, I'm restarting." So I went to Joanne's and dropped another 70 dollars on this wonderful modal knit thats discontinued as fuck. It's thick and doesn't show sweat until it's reaching clinical levels due to the modal fabric on one side and the spandex on the other! It absorbs it and disperses it so it doesn't show on the outside.

I definitely did get hot in that costume, but way less than I expected. Honestly I got cold more often than not @_@

N e way it's just a bodysuit pattern I modified to add the split in the middle. It clasps at the bottom and I think I went overboard with the snaps cause for some reason I was convinced they would pop so easily. They didn't lmao.

The gloves on this costume are part of the sleeves, so I can't free my hands lest I want to take off the whole suit.

The buttons are 3d modelled by me, printed, sanded, and painted by hand because I was pissed that no one sold buttons that looked right and I refused to compromise 💪💪

Evidently as you can tell, the ruffles are also sewn into the collar and actually did not give me any issue with the stretch when putting on the suit!

[ask-shane]

Once again you ask I deliver

(look away from the block button Shane)

ah yes. this is exactly what it’s gonna look like.

kidding… similar, maybe. but not quite. we’ll have to see.

[oifaaa]

I absolutely love your reverse batkids au, I can't stop thinking about it. I love how you keep their base stories the same while also changing it to fit with the timeline.

I do have a queston: what are their code names? Does Damian keep Shadow, or does he pass it down? Tim can't really be Red Robin, if Robin doesn't exist yet, so what would he choose?

Also, I kinda want to write a fic based on the au. Would you be okay with that?

It's listed on my master post but I dont mind repeating myself the kids current codenames are

Duke: Signal

Damian:Shadow

Cass: Batgirl

Steph: Spoiler

Tim: Rumour

Jason: ??????

Dick: Robin

The only two names that have been passed around a wee bit are spoiler and batgirl, as for fanfic I love when people write fanfic based on my aus just credit me when you do

[gortrash]

Some of the devs for Larian were at the bg3 meet at mcm comic con today and I had a big convo with one of them and learned some neat little things

I instantly asked about Gortash romance as Durge. He said something along the lines of how logically it wouldn’t make sense and you have to consider a ‘waterfall effect’ of things that happen and how you can’t just have the one off thing, one tiny moment could impact HUNDREDS of things which does make sense.

I asked about the mocap and rigging they did for animation and learned that Kar’niss’s legs are all hand animated (I also said I could fix him, to which he replied NO YOU CANNOT.)

There’s a reason why you don’t usually see feet in cutscenes and it’s because they were weird to animate lmao

They’re really awesome people and I was so privileged to hang out with them! Wish I’d asked more stuff but I’m happy with all these little tidbits

[selfship-polycule]

i know it's already the middle of the month but happy pride month to poly selfshippers!!