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:33 < ilove you, alterhumans.

:33 < ilove you therians, all the animals, from the smallest earthworms to the largest lions. all the critters, the bugs, the fish, the reptiles, the amphibians, felines, mammals, birds, even those who are fictional (like dragons) but consider themselves therians !! ilove all the jellyfish, the ants, the bats, the wolves, the parrots, all of you !! ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, lycanthrope therians, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

B33 < ilove you otherkins, all the supernaturalz, from the most obscure creatures to the calmest, less obscure !! all the ghosts, monsters, giants, elves, vampires, skeletons, clowns, all of you !! ilove the witches, the aliens, the eldricth horrors, the polymorphs, the black holes, space itself, stars, galaxies, werewolves, angles, demons, unicorns, fae, faries, all of you !! ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

:33 < ilove you fictionkins, from the ones who identify with only one character to the ones who identify with so many !! ilove fictionkins who identify as characters from the same universe, characters that are a couple, characters who are also their f/o, youhave multiple of one fictotype (as in multiple of the same character) characters who just "feel right" as your identity, characters from different universes all of you !! <3 ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, if youhave negative/fluctuating/not caring/indifferent/positive feelings about doubles interacting with you, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

B33 < ilove you plantkins, from the biggest prettiest flowers to the more feisty venus fly traps !! ilove you if your type is a fungi, a flower, a really obscure unknown plant, a really well known plant, even if its just kinning with grass !! ilove you massive old trees, ilove you tiny little daisies, ilove all the plantkins ever !! so valid !! <3 ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

B33 < ilove you objectkins, the fastest supercomputers to the silliest toyz :33 ilove plushkins, objects of all kinds, shapes, stationary, statues, all !! slime, fireworks, clouds, lights, dolls, all !! objectkins are valid and if someone says they arent, thats not true !! theyre so valid !! <3 dont make so many "rules" to alterhumanity, let them be themselves !! the alterhuman community is for self expression, not for gatekeeping and denying someones validity :o( ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

:33 < ilove you numbers, foods, months, elements, weather, years, words, all of you !! youcould be the best flavour of ice cream, the worst downpour of rain, the most difficult and longest word in the english dictionary, a really weird and uncommon element, the weirdest year, the most simple number, all of you !! it dosent matter what exclusionists say, you are alwayz validddd !! <3 ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

B33 < ilove you conceptkins, from the most difficult concept to understand, to the easiest !! youcould be a pretty simple thing to understand, and thats so cool !! youcould also be something really difficult to understand, and thats great too !! you are validd <33 ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

:33 < and to any alterhumans ididnt mention.... ilove you !! your kintype is valid !! isee you and you are so important to me !! you are amazing, dont forget that !! have a pawsome day !! ilove you if your type is psychological, if its spiritual, if its both, holotheres, physical kintype, due to trauma, due to hyperfixations, if youhave species dysphoria, if youdont, if youdont get kinshifts, if youdo, you are valid !! ilove you if it is a hearttype, quoian, kintype, ect !! its not "less" or "less important/valid", noone is better than you for having a kintype instead of your (x)type <3 its all the same validity and not "less" at all ^_^

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frogchiro · 1 year

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I just finished the world quest with Jeht and Azariq and please I'm in love with the Stone Enchanter model. I need him to pin me down and crush me istg

If this makes you uncomfortable feel free to ignore it, but I'm imagining MC being this sheltered Rainforest scholar hiring a group of Eremites to escort her on a mission, only for the weather to turn bad and oh we all have to hunker down for an extended period of time and she's worried that the Eremites will leave once the money runs out but they're just taking the opportunity to get close to their little lady.

Alternatively, doctor!MC who is the primary medic in the camp and she's always there to take care of everyone. What do you mean that Daythunder tripped face first into her tits on purpose? Can't you see that he's hurt??? Yes he needs to squeeze her hips, it's for balance! Honestly 🙄

Alternatively alternatively, barmaid!MC who serves a certain group of Eremites and she's theirs alone. No one else touches her except them, and they love playing with her regardless of who else is looking. Groping her tits when she bends down to pour drinks, grabbing her ass when she turns around, biting her nipple through the sheer fabric of her top if she doesn't escape fast enough etc. (I feel like you wrote this before? I think)

I really just let my hands run away from me adfhk I hope you're doing well! 🌺

darling, I am so incredibly normal about this you have no idea i'm currently biting at the bars of my enclosure

also this turned out way longer than I intended but the brainrot was real for this one ;; the barmaid!reader hc turned out to be the longest and the smuttiest of them all but in my defense it was my absolute favorite one to write and I'm seriously asking begging you guys to please indulge me and send me all your possible barmaid!reader thots (different men, eremites, aus', whatever comes to your mind ;;)

fem!reader, nsfw, reader is implied to be chubby/curvy, LOTS of perviness and big gross pervy men <3

Rainforest Scholar!Reader who hired a group of Eremites because of an important study needing to be conducted near the dangerous territory of the Apam Woods which is known to be inhabited by dangerous fungi and other possibly hostile creatures, not to mention the ever-changing weather environment. For someone who has little-to-no combat training it's basically a suicide mission so you did the next best thing and hired a group of Eremite mercenaries, four big and scary looking men with weapons seemingly bigger than you, wild grins full of sharp teeth and smug voices telling you "It's gonna be okay Little Lady, we've got this".

Well, turned out no one 'got this'. Dear Gods no one got this. The whole journey ended up in a near disaster with a sudden wild storm striking the woods in the middle of studying a group of fungi not only making them hostile and attacking you but also during your and the mercenaries' escape and frantic search for a reletively safe place to wait out the storm you managed to slip and fall straight into a large puddle of water effectively drenching you and ruining your travel clothes.

Although you truly noticed this major detail only after holing up in some beat up shack left to rot in the forest when the cold finally started to seep into your bones. One of the men, Daythunder you believe others called him, pointed out your violent shivering making all the men in the group turn towards you with slight concern on their masked faces.

And indeed you were shivering like a scared puppy, wet clothes clinging at your form, combined with the howling wind making it almost unbearable and the small fire they managed to start did little to keep you warm.

"You need to get outta these clothes Little Lady or you'll catch your death here", a slightly smaller man of the group gruffly said and vaguely motioned towards your figure. You flushed slightly and looked down bashfully, 'Little Lady' they called you, a nickname meant to tease you at first but over the long days of your journey turned into some sort of endearment from the men towards you.

Your thoughts of embarrassment were quickly thrown away by another wave of unpleasant shivers due to your drenched state. You were well aware that if you didn't do something soon, you'd catch pneumonia and only gods know how long you'll be stuck here in the middle of nowhere with a raging storm outside. The only logical thing to do was to strip, let your clothes dry and get warm by the fire but you were surrounded by all these big men and while you trusted them to not make any unwanted moves, it was still a mortifying thought to be almost naked in such a small space among them.

However, even these thought were dissipated quickly enough when Daythunder gently lifted your chin with his finger, making your heart flutter with warmth and look up at his handsome masked face and listen to him quietly murmur that they'll keep you warm and make sure no danger will come for you, please Little Lady.

And so before long you were stripped down to your underwear, sitting in the warm lap of the large blond man, his beautiful tanned skin hot under your slowly warming body as his sturdy arms wrapped around you. Actually, the men surrounded you with their big bodies in a sort of cuddle pile, warming up not only your body but also your heart and lower belly, the tingling sensation only amplifying when you felt the sudden touch of warm, calloused fingers of Daythunder on your knees, slowly traveling up your thighs and massaging along the tired muscles making you let out an embarrassingly pleasured moan that caught the attention of all the other men, making them grin wildly again.

"Maybe being stuck here for a little longer won't hurt-" you thought to yourself before getting interrupted by ravenous hot lips of one of the men and letting out another pleased hum as you felt other big calloused hands join the others on your soft body.

Medic!Reader who is the resident healer of the tribe, and while it might be considered relatively small, her hands are almost always busy due to the group being made up by men who are considered to be hunters/mercenaries; always on the move, rarely setting camp for more than a week. Plus, life on the desert can't be considered an easy one, food and water rations are scarce, danger is common here and if you're inexperienced with this kind of environment or travels it's best if you just stay in a village or travel in a larger group.

And then there is little ol' you, a real delight to the men of the tribe, kept like the biggest treasure in the camp. Always cherished and spoiled with the best cuts of meat during meal time, gifted the softest and most delicate silks from their 'adventures', not to mention all the hot, reverent, hungry touches to your skin as they slowly mouth at the expanse of your naked, glistening bosom.

Oh yes, the life of the 'Treasure of the tribe' is good, very good even, but first and foremost you are a trained, skilled healer, your skills being utilized unfortunately almost everyday as your men just seem to not be able to keep out of danger if even for a day and you hate seeing your boys hurt.

After returning from yet another successful hunting trip all the returning men loudly announcing their arrival; loud, boisterous laughs and cheerful bellows can be heard from the enterance to the camp. You sighed deeply although a small smile made its way onto your face, judging from the loud joyous commotion outside it was a successful hunt and probably no permanent damage was done but it still meant looking after the men, cleaning and stitching cuts, applying cooling salves and balms and bandaging smaller wounds. While you were undoubtedly proud of your buys you swear that their pride and want for showing off will drive them into an early grave.

Making a last check-up on the stacked medical equipment you gathered, you got up and walked out into the blazing sun of the desert, although the scalding hot temperature slowly cooling down into a pleasant warmth with the incoming sunset.

Your enterance was met with loud greetings and whoops, the large men showing off their hunted prey, a large furred beast with claws the size of your fingers. While you definitely appreciated the sentiment and admired their strength and prowess in battle to be able to take down such a creature, you were more worried about the blood staining Daythunder's clothes. Making him sit on an wooden stump you quickly got to work as he seemed to be hurt the most; while definitely nowhere near deadly, that cut on his chest worried you.

Out of all the things you learned as a healer of a tribe full of men is that they're surprisingly childish and clingy, especially when hurt. The second he heavily sat down, Daythunder immediately grabbed onto your full hips and dragged you close to him so that no space can be between your bodies and with a heavy sigh the big tanned man shoved his face right into your tits, for the lack of better wording.

All you could do is sigh heavily, comb your hand through his braided blond hair and coo at him. The insistent touches more than familiar and no more embarrassing you, more like making a small pleasant flutter bloom in your belly as you gave the man a bit more time watching him nose along your barely clothed breasts and nuzzling against you much like a big cat.

What you didn't see, so preoccupied with Daythunder nuzzled deep into you, are the former joyful faces of the other men sour with ugly jealousy. Why weren't it them you were paying attention? They just slayed a beast too! But don't you worry pretty little Treasure, as soon as you finish with that big oaf they'll have their turn with you too.

Who would have guessed that Eremites could be so jealous~?

And now for the grande finale and my personal favorite, Barmaid!Reader!! Working as a barmaid at the only tavern in Caravan Ribat is one hell of a busy job. Living and working in a place that is literally in the middle of nowhere and simultaneously always busy with passing by merchants, mercenaries, travelers and adventurers alike can be definitely often hectic and at times even messy but it has its perks! Being able to listen to various stories, some of them sounding almost like a fairytale with how whimsical and fantastic they sound and yet they are all true is definitely one of those perks.

Another perk (definitely the best) is a particular group of Eremite men who seem to frequent Caravan Ribat, specifically the tavern you work at is their target. Not only being regulars, but also knowing them more...intimately, they are a delight to be around even with their burning jealousy and possessiveness; perhaps even more so with it.

Almost always you hear them before you see them, their loud talk among each other, deep booming voices almost reverberating through the local and just as you serve a patron their meal they enter in all their glory. Even with the crimson bandanas covering their eyes you can feel their eyes on you, burning with lust and want for their pretty little barmaid.

Greeting them with a warm smile and a warmth to your cheeks you tell them to sit down at their usual table (which by now is almost reserved only for them, no one dares to sit where they always touch down). Luckily it's a relatively slow night; all the patrons are already seated and busy either talking among each other or drinking their worries away in a bottle of ale of fire water.

With an almost jump in your step you quickly walk up to the table with the Eremites, their covered eyes never leaving your curvy figure and when you finally stand before them you can almost hear their deep growls of delight and ravenous apetite for more than a regular meal.

Deciding on being cheeky today and wanting to tease them a little, treat them as if their just another regular customers. You pull out a small paper and pencil from behind your belt and ask these 'gentlemen' for their order. They seem to catch on immediately, their grins widening, licking over their sharp canines as they relax and spread their thick muscled thighs wide open lounging around, deep gruff voices laced with lust listing of their order.

As you're diligently jot down their choices on the slip of paper, a small smile appears on your face as you feel the strong arm of Stone Enchanter slip around your middle and pull you closer to him, his enormous build making your stomach on level with his face even when he's seated, his big and rough with callouses hand caressing and grabbing onto your full hips, snapping the material of your skirt (the long material obscuring only your intimates and ass while exposing your thighs, you know this cut drives them crazy) against your hips and they laugh loudly as you take in a quick quiet breath, followed by the gentle scrape of teeth on your waist as the large man starts mouthing at your skin and to be honest you're quite embarrassed by how quickly this simple touch can get you wet.

But with this group you're so used to this that when they don't visit for a longer period of time you actually long for it. They are always like this; loud and boisterous, clingy, unapologetic and absolutely shameless with their touches and so so possessive over you.

You barely manage to write down their order with a small 'be right back sirs' when suddenly a swift swat to your bottom is delivered and the table erupts in laughs and jeers at Sunfrost that he managed to get you. It's even worse when you get back and start setting their cups down, when the hot touches and gropes come.

Your low cut top is made of a light material, almost sheer and you almost always forgo wearing a bra due to the almost unbearable heat due to the closeness to the desert and the stuffy inside of the tavern doesn't help, and you can be sure that these men take full advantage of it.

Large scarred hands grope your tits the second you bend down to pour their drinks and you almost spill it when they pull down the loose neckline and the mouthing at your waist and hips starts again.

Suddenly, you let out a small shrill cry as you're suddenly hoisted into the lap of Stone Enchanter and moan loudly at the feeling of hot lips trying to mouth at your nipples through your top, the straps falling from your shoulders from all the sudden movement much to the delight of the men at the table.

The loud atmosphere of the lively tavern concealing the lustful act, all the other patrons are either so deep into laughing with their companions or way too drunk to even look your way, but even if there are some curious eyes looking at your figure, you are way too deep into the hot, fuzzy headspace to care.

The dark skinned man holding you made you suddenly straddle him and you flush even deeper at the feeling of his hard cock grinding up against your barely clothed pussy and you can't help but moan helplessly and grab at his dark braids to pull him closer to your nipple which he's still insistently mouthing at, the scrape of his sharp teeth causing you to let out a delightful moan which only seemed to spur the turned on men further on.

This was definitely going to be a long, long night~

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #JESUS FINALLY I'M READY #this took me like 2.5h to write but it was a true delight ;;#thank you so much for the food nonnie <3 #now barmaid reader is rotting my brain >:(#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #eremites x reader

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